Shuoyun Feidu

However, she said that the last trip to the palace caused the fourth aunt to lose a lot of blood, which caused her to rest and recuperate for more than a month after returning, and then she gradually recovered. After finishing his pen and ink, he went straight to the palace again.

It just so happened that Beitang Rongdu had just returned from court, so he changed into casual clothes and went fishing with Beitang Zunyue by the lake in the garden. With a cold snort, he picked up a stone and flicked it in the direction of the flowers. Immediately, he heard a howl of "Oops", and a figure fell out covering his head. It was the fourth aunt, and Beitang Rongdu lightly touched him Beitang Zunyue next to him: "Erlang, did you ask her to come again?" Beitang Zunyue put on the bait without raising his head, and said, "...has nothing to do with me." Just as Beitang Rongdu was about to say something, The fourth aunt with a big bag bulging on her head has already rushed over, and promptly stuffed a thick book into Beitang Rongdu's hands, and said with a flattering smile: "Your Majesty, it's not a respect, it's not a respect..." Beitang Rongdu Taking a closer look, the large characters "Teaching You How to Be a Little Superman in Bed" on the cover were impressively visible. Beitang Rongdu immediately coughed lightly, and quickly put the book away without changing his face before Beitang Zunyue turned his gaze to the side. into the arms, majestic said: "... I will not be an example."

For a while, the pen, ink, paper and inkstone were spread out, and the fourth aunt sat cross-legged on the side, grinning and rubbing the swollen forehead, then raised the pen, smiling until her face turned into a chrysanthemum, and said: "The last time I have entered the climax stage , let’s continue now, don’t be nervous, both of you.”

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Beitang Rongdu recalled for a moment, frowned and said: "He was very angry at first." Beitang Zun became colder, threw the baited fishing line into the water, and said: "...how do you wait? Do you want me to greet you with a smile?" Beitang Rongdu knew he was wrong, so he quickly entangled the man coquettishly and infatuatedly, and calmed down the man. Then he recalled the charming situation at that time with a smile, and continued to say : "Although he was a bit fierce at that time, he was quite touching..." Beitang Zunyue suddenly sneered, without turning his head, he said: "I only know that you were quite useless at that time, sweating profusely, begging me Don't continue..." Before he finished speaking, Beitang Rongdu hastily covered the man's mouth, his face was flushed, and he lowered his voice, "Can you save me some face?" The fourth aunt over there saw After seeing this scene, his eyes were full of smirks, and he thought: "Your Majesty, don't struggle any more, it's useless to cover up..." Thinking of this, he suddenly sighed, and wrote on the paper: "What happened back then is the truth." It is a great humiliation of the emperor's life. As the king of attack, he was made to cry and beg for mercy. Shame, shame! However, it can be regarded as a kind of precedent..."

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

"The first sentence in the morning?" Beitang Rongdu tried hard to recall, and suddenly said: "Yes, I asked him 'Is it better'?" Beitang Zunyue next to him didn't say a word, and the fourth aunt buried her head in writing Said: "Actually, I patted my conscience and said that this question should be asked by the Supreme Emperor..."

58 times per week H?

Beitang Rongdu explained to Beitang Zunyue: "It's just asking how many times you have intercourse every seven days." The fourth aunt explained leisurely: "Since I came to the throne, the older I get, the more times I have this bed. It is indeed more frequent... At most, it seems... seven times a week?" The fourth aunt was shocked. Faint: "Being a bridegroom every night?" Seeing that Beitang Zunyue's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, he immediately knew that there was absolutely no moisture in this time, and that the Supreme Emperor was definitely the one who was made, and he sighed: "The beast Ah beast..." Beitang Rongdu didn't get angry after hearing this, but reflected for a while, and said apologetically: "I also think it seems a bit too much, so I stopped having fun with him every night like this..." Four My aunt suddenly slapped the table hard, expressing her grief: "...beasts are inferior!"

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

"...Seven times." Beitang Zunyue, who was holding a fishing rod, suddenly spoke first, staring at the water surface. Just by looking at his appearance, he knew that these seven times definitely meant the kind that the emperor washed in vain. Du didn't care about it, and said calmly: "Seven times. It's just that I still have to go to court and deal with state affairs every day, so if he wants, under normal circumstances, it can be at most twice a week." The fourth aunt looked regretful and dissatisfied Looking at the expression, he sighed: "Why do I suddenly have a strong desire for the emperor to retire quickly..."

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Beitang Rongdu put a smile on his face, wrapped his arms around Beitang Zunyue's waist, and said leisurely: "Naturally, both parties have fun and work together to benefit Fei." The fourth aunt mumbled dissatisfiedly: "I hate this kind of passionless A non-creative answer..." Beitang Zun Yue, who was fishing, was silent, but suddenly raised his arm, and saw a fish was immediately pulled out of the water. Seeing this, Beitang Rongdu quickly grabbed it. The flopping fish was thrown into the bucket. At this time, a few young people were gathering together in the distance. Beitangxin asked suspiciously: "Sister, who is that woman? Why does she have such a wretched look?" Beitang Jiaqi shook her head. Shaking his head, before he could open his mouth, Beitang Runyou interjected with an ambiguous expression: "Maybe it's the grandfather and father... Cough, the taste is a bit strange recently?" Beitang Jiaqi glanced at him, curled his lips in disdain, He thought to himself: "I have a peculiar taste, can you be more peculiar than your sister and me? My mother's taste is a monk..."

61 Your most sensitive place?

This time the father and son were quite consistent. They turned their heads to look at the fourth aunt in unison, full of disdain, and the fourth aunt gave a wry smile and spread her hands: "I know, I know, men, the most sensitive ones are nothing more than It's that place... Nima next question!"

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

The two contemptuous looks continued, and the fourth aunt wiped her sweat in a hurry, and said angrily, "Which idiot made a series of stupid questions? Come on, go and hang the person who made the question for me! If it's a woman, pinch Mimi." If you strangle it to death, the man will flick his dick until he dies!"

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Beitang Rongdu suddenly laughed, he re-baited Beitang Zunyue, and said, "You can't do anything." The fourth aunt suddenly felt itchy and desperately trying to figure it out, but unexpectedly suddenly felt something was wrong, and subconsciously touched it with her hand. As soon as she touched her nose, her hands were covered with blood. The fourth aunt had no choice but to take out a handkerchief to block her nostrils, and sighed: "Sequelae..." After the words fell, Beitang Zunyue said: "...Lotus after the rain. "The fourth aunt cheered up, and immediately continued: "After the rain, the lotus flower Cheng Enlu, the city is full of spring scenery reflecting the morning sun... Hehe, Cheng Enlu, Cheng Enlu, it is really evil..." Just as she was laughing, she suddenly burst into tears A thrill: "My God! Isn't this the poem Qianlong copied for his concubine in "Returning the Pearl and Gege"? It turns out that Grandma Qiongyao is so meaningful. Damn, give back my innocence, give back my childhood..."

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

"If I'm not interested in this, why would I do it?" Beitang Rongdu leaned against Beitang Zunyue's side, put one hand on the man's thigh, and blatantly wiped the oil, Beitang Zunyue seemed to have nothing to do with it. As if unconscious, he just said indifferently: "... I am naturally happy to do this." The four young people from Beitang's family in the distance had gathered a table of mahjong. Brother, why have you been talking to that woman for so long? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Beitang Jiaqi lazily said, “I’ve vaguely heard ‘Cheng Enlu’, but I don’t know what it means…” Beside him Tang Runyou rolled his eyes, and thought to himself: "Pretend, you just pretend to be innocent! The enlightenment book of my life, the unabridged version of "Jin Ping Mei", was found under your pillow, old lady!"

65 Where is H in general?

"Room." "Bed." The two spoke at the same time, and the fourth aunt curled her lips very secretly: "Nothing new..." She suddenly covered her mouth with a smirk and said: "Actually, your two majesties can try new places, such as the imperial palace. The garden, the study room, the corridor, even the Taimiao is a place for extreme challenges..." Beitang Venerable slowly threw the fish he just caught into the bucket, and suddenly said to Beitang Rongdu: "... ...There will be no morning court tomorrow." Beitang Rongdu understood, and blew into Beitang Zunyue's ear ambiguously, and said, "Tonight I will have the first half of the night, and the second half of the night will be yours..." As he spoke, he stroked his bosom. The book "Teaching You How to Be a Little Superman in Bed" in the book, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, thinking that I am afraid that you will lose the strength by then, and the rest of the night will be mine...

66 H places you want to try?

The fourth aunt nodded and said: "This question can be passed, we have discussed it just now..." In the distance, Beitang Jiaqi played a piece of chicken, and said: "I heard that a while ago, many people in Yongxian Palace asked for sick leave. You said you were injured by a river crab?" Beitangxin quickly pushed down the cards: "Yaoji? Haha, all of them are one-stop, give me money!" Beitang Jiaqi was furious: "Fire again? Don't play!" In addition The two quickly grabbed her: "Hey, hey, I can't go, three missing one will kill me." Beitang Jiaqi said: "Then go find Father Huang to make up for it." Beitang Wei shook his head: "Huang I heard that my brother's private money is held in the hands of the emperor, he is poor, who wants to play with him?"

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Beitang Rongdu was loading the bait, and upon hearing the words, he said, "Usually afterward, and occasionally before." Prices are going up in China, don’t tell me you don’t know about it!” Beitang Rongdu smiled smugly, and then begged: “Erlang, you also said that prices have gone up, I’m an emperor who is poor, and I don’t even have pocket money Not at all...Erlang, you should give me this month's pocket money, I don't even have enough money to buy a pack of cigarettes, the majestic king of a country is too shabby..." The two of you said something to each other. As he spoke, the fourth aunt looked at the smiling emperor with sympathetic eyes, shook her head and said, "How about I insist on being a bachelor, Your Majesty, bear with it..."

Is there any agreement at 68H?

The fourth aunt further analyzed: "For example, words like 'I love you forever' and 'I will never change my heart'... Your Majesties?" Beitang Zun Yue frowned, pondered for a moment, and finally said: "... ...I promise him that I will always stay by his side." Beitang Rongdu's smile softened a lot, he kissed Beitang Zunyue's hair on the temples, and said: "I promise him that I will never touch anyone other than him... Otherwise, it has been so many years since I ascended the throne, how could there be no prince or princess born again." The fourth aunt bit her pen and said distressedly: "It sounds very sweet, but what I want to hear is, 'I promise this is the last time tonight. ''I will be very gentle' is not a suitable topic for children?" The fourth aunt suddenly lifted the table and howled, "Ah! My innocence is gone forever... Come back, Mr. Jiecao!"

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding temperature suddenly dropped significantly, and the fourth aunt folded her arms timidly, and said with a smile: "I didn't ask this question..." Beitang Rongdu snorted softly, as if he was a little guilty, and said tactfully "I already have two sons and one daughter..." Beitang Zun looked at the fourth aunt and sneered: "Otherwise, where do you think this bastard came from!" The fourth aunt muttered softly: "You bastard? Then don't you Old Rabbit..." At this moment, the four 'bastards' who were playing mahjong in the distance were yelling, Beitang Jiaqi rolled up his sleeves, slammed the table, and said angrily: "Uncle Huang, you are cheating again! Nothing to say, Baozhuang, Baozhuang!" Beitang Wei smiled wryly, "Jiaqi, this king has no money..." Beitang Jiaqi was about to get angry when suddenly his eyes lit up, and Xiang Yuan was walking this way The beautiful woman greeted: "Grandmother, why are you here? Did you bring money with you? Just in time, we are short of three here!" As she spoke, she pulled Beitang Wei down to make room, Xu Ximei also felt that With itchy hands, they sat down and the four of them reshuffled the cards. Xu Ximei said, "What are your father and the others doing over there?" , but that woman seems to have sprayed nosebleeds a few times." Xu Ximei understood, but picked up the fan and fanned it a few times: "The weather is too hot, I must be on fire..." He thought to himself: "This time I brought you Du'er must have been delighted to see a piece of top-grade cold jade, since this Beitang Zunyue occupies my young and beautiful grandson, how can he take advantage of him like this!"

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"if you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

After hearing this question, Beitang Rongdu immediately said without hesitation: "Since you can't get the heart, then getting the other person's body seems to be a kind of compensation." Beitang Zunyue was paying close attention to the movement on the water. It was rare to agree: "...It should be so." The fourth aunt wiped off her sweat and quickly wrote: "It can be seen that genetics is based on facts..."

71 What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Beitang Zunyue sat motionless with a fishing rod in his hand, only sneered and said, "...Oh? With his current cultivation, I really want to know who has this ability and courage." The fourth aunt rubbed her bare chin, nodded repeatedly and agreed: "That's right, I guess the so-called thugs are probably..." Suddenly shook her head and sighed: "...Rape will be fucked instead."

On the side, Beitang Rongdu had a strange expression on his face, he looked carefully at Beitang Zunyue, and then said: "I believe there is no such person who does not know how to live or die." But suddenly he remembered that Beitang Zunyue has no internal strength now , no different from ordinary people, immediately frowned deeply, and began to hesitate whether he should protect his lover personally for twelve hours a day from now on, but sneered in his mouth: "If it is true...then, I will be with you Together, Erlang entertained this man well, and let him know what rape to death is." After hearing this, the fourth aunt immediately uncontrollably imagined the scene where the father and son sandwiched a certain man and warmly entertained him, and she couldn't help nosebleed for a while Chanchan: "My day, two dragons enter the cave... As the old saying goes, brothers who fight tigers, father and son soldiers..."

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

"Food and sex, why should I feel shy?" Beitang Rongdu Shi Shiran said, but gave Beitang Zunyue's thigh a little push, smiled at his lover and blinked deliberately: "Erlang would feel that Are you ashamed? Actually, I remember one time... um!..." Beitang Rongdu had just finished speaking halfway, and Beitang Zunyue suddenly dropped the fishing rod in his hand without warning, hiding his ears with lightning speed Quickly covered the emperor's mouth, and said coldly with a dark face: "...Silence for me!" ’ made a vague sound, seeing this, the fourth aunt scratched her ears anxiously, wishing to rush up and break Beitang Zunyue’s hand, so that the emperor could break the news quickly, but look at her small body, the fourth aunt He wisely chose to be silent, then picked up the pen and moved it like flying on the paper: "According to the investigation, Beitang Zunyue's arrogant mode has been fully activated, and he is in a state of continuous joy and gallop as he grows older. The road leading to collapse is gone forever..."

73 If a good friend said to you [I'm lonely, so only this evening, please...] and asked for H, would you?

Beitang Rongdu showed doubts on his face, thought for a while and said: "My friend? Yin Zhibai counts as one." Then he smiled and said: "But if you want to know him, you definitely don't want to be lucky by me." Then he turned around Looking at Beitang Zunyue who picked up the fishing rod again, he asked, "Do you have any friends? I don't remember any friends you have." Beitang Zunyue gave him a disdainful look of "knowingly asking" and snorted "...Even if there is, how dare you bring up such absurd things to me." At this time, the battle on the mahjong table in the distance is in full swing, Xu Ximei, alas!Close the door!Close the door!Close the door!Xu Ximei has made meritorious service, Xu Ximei has made meritorious service!Don't give Beitangxin any chance!

The great leader of the Moon Sect!She has inherited the glorious tradition of Fa Ge, the God of Gamblers, the Master of Gamblers, the Man of Gamblers, and the King of Gamblers are possessed by their souls at this moment!The leader alone represents the long history and tradition of mahjong. At this moment, she is not fighting alone, she is not alone!

Beitang Jiaqi, Beitang Jiaqi faced the card in her hand, and what she faced was the eyes and expectations of the grandma.

Beitang Runyou once miscalculated firing a shot in the last lap, Beitangxin must know this well, can he still face the person in front of him with a smile?What will his expression be like in ten seconds?

Let's shoot!The round is over!Master Xu Ximei won the victory and eliminated Beitangxin. She did not fall in front of Beitangxin again, the great Moyuejiao!The great leader of the Moon Sect!Beitangxin happy firing today!Long live the leader!

This round of mahjong is an absolute theoretical lore, an absolute dead end, and Xu Ximei has money in his purse again!

Victory belongs to the leader, to Beitang Jiaqi, and to all those who love mahjong!

Bei Tangxin may regret it. He played too conservatively and calmly in the situation of one against three. He lost his courage. Facing the leader's card skills, he did not steal cards like he once did. He cheated fiercely, and he finally reaped the consequences!It's time for him to go down, he doesn't need to continue, his purse is already empty, take out the money!

74 Do you think you are good at H?

As soon as this question was asked, Beitang Rongdu immediately gave a 'sneak' smile, but did not speak, only looked proud, and Beitang Zunyue was also full of rebelliousness, nakedly putting the word "overwhelming confidence" on his face Faced with this situation, the fourth aunt shrugged and said, "Okay, both of you are experienced people. This technique is naturally proven, I don't doubt it...Next question .”

75 What about the other party?

Beitang Rongdu nodded with a smile, his slender fingers brushed Beitang Zunyue's lower abdomen ambiguously, and said: "His skills are very good, I admit this, in this respect, he is definitely a qualified lover." I don't know if this tactful flattery played a role, Beitang Zunyue's expression softened a bit, he opened his mouth in a very face-saving manner, and said: "He is in this kind of matter..." After a pause, In the end, I still admitted some aspects of the emperor's functions from the side: "...It's only a little worse than mine." The fourth aunt giggled, and wrote down: "It is rumored that there is a seven-time man in one night in the world. It's not out of nowhere..."

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Beitang Rongdu suddenly had an ambiguous look on his face, he glanced at Beitang Zunyue, and said, "I hope he will say 'I want'." The fourth aunt suddenly burst out laughing, and said: " Your Majesty, you want the other party to say 'I want it', but you definitely don't want him to say 'I want it'..." Beitang Rongdu's face changed, and he wanted to refute, but then he thought that he was really not strong, So he gave up, but Master Bei Tang looked at his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose. It was rare to see a slight smile from the corner of his mouth, and said in a deep voice: "I hope he calls me 'Daddy'." The fourth aunt was very surprised for a moment, what an answer this is normal?But when he turned his mind, he saw the truth, and a picture appeared in his mind: on the big bed, Beitang Rongdu was completely naked, and Beitang Zun's stronger body was tightly covering the man, galloping wildly, Beitang Rongdu Lihua was covered with rain, and his snow-white body was pressed under Beitang Zunyue, moaning and calling out "Daddy" out of breath... For a moment, two nosebleeds gushed out, and the fourth aunt let the blood flow freely. He said with deep emotion: "It's really evil aesthetics, a subtle sense of guilt, a forbidden pleasure..." I couldn't help but feel admiration in my heart, and I stretched out my thumb to Beitang Zunyue: "... High, it really is high, Your Majesty He is already a person who has escaped the vulgar interests!"

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

This time Beitang Zunyue actually rushed to answer: "... I like to watch him cry." The fourth aunt covered her mouth and snickered: "It's funny... Could it really be 'If you love him, abuse him'?" Beitang Rongdu seemed Some were dissatisfied with Beitang Zunyue's answer, so he lightly pinched the base of the opponent's thigh, squinted his eyes and said: "Erlang, do you know what expression I like to see when you are happy?" Without waiting for Beitang Zunyue Responding, she stroked her chin and said in a drawn-out voice: "I like to see that you are obviously comfortable, but you still try to maintain a decent appearance as a father..." The fourth aunt muttered: "Sure enough, these two It's all out of low-level tastes, and they all love the sense of taboo... This is a man!" The other side, Beitang Xin, had already lost all his money, and had already pressed up all the jade pendants he was wearing with red eyes, and finally found some money. When the capital came back, Beitang Jiaqi shuffled the cards and said, "Father, why are they still there?" Beitang Runyou was about to answer, when suddenly something fell out of Xu Ximei's sleeve, and he bent over Picking it up from the waist, it turned out to be a piece of jade. The patterns on it were carved so vividly that the whole piece of jade was almost lifelike. Beitang Runyou was stunned for a moment, and stammered: "This..." Several other people also looked at each other in dismay. With a look of shock, Xu Ximei realized that the good things she had specially brought for Beitang Rongdu were actually exposed in broad daylight, and immediately snatched them from Beitang Runyou, wanting to explain something , but he couldn't tell the truth about the adulterous relationship between Beitang Rongdu and Beitang Zunyue. When he was embarrassed, he saw Beitang Runyou suddenly sighed for a long time, with a look of understanding on his face, and said: "Grandma, We understand, you have been alone for many years... well, there is no need to say anything, long live the understanding." Beitang Jiaqi and the others also nodded, showing sympathy, Xu Ximei: "*%￥#!—% *￥#%"

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

As soon as this question came up, the scene suddenly became cold, Beitang Rongdu lowered his head and fiddled with the fish in the bucket, Beitang Zunyue made Jiang Ziya, the old god was fishing quietly on the ground, and the fourth aunt glanced at the two pretending to be calm , and said empathetically: "...I understand." For a while, he brushed and wrote: ""The Regrets of Two Men Who Misstepped: How Can a Broken Me Save a Broken You"..."

79 Are you interested in SM?

"...Yes." The two said in unison, then looked at each other, and then looked away at the same time, "Actually, this can really be..." The fourth aunt sucked the smack from the corner of her mouth, rubbed her hands obscenely, and her face was full With a sinister smile: "Your Majesty, my little girl has reliable news." Beitang Rongdu said casually: "Talk." The fourth aunt glanced at Beitang Zunyue who was still fishing, wondering: "Your Majesty... the law is not passed on six Ear, please come over with your majesty's ear." Seeing this, Beitang Rongdu glanced at him suspiciously, and finally walked over, and the fourth aunt immediately leaned into the emperor's ear attentively, and said with a flattering smile: "Your Majesty, Zhaohua Madam entered the palace this time, but she specially brought a piece of jade made of cold jade. Give it to His Majesty to add to the fun of the bed and drapes..." Beitang Rongdu heard it, and his face was immediately delighted: "Wonderful! Grandmother really knows my heart very well." As he said, his eyes suddenly looked not far away with malicious intentions Beitang Zunyue, who was sitting and waiting for the fish to take the bait, didn't know why, he just felt a chill on his back, and couldn't help shivering, but saw Beitang Rongdu running back excitedly, and said in a tired voice : "Erlang, I'll give you a nice gift tonight..."

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Beitang Zunyue caught another fish, untied it casually and threw it into the bucket, and said calmly: "If he doesn't come, I will go and ask for him myself." The fourth aunt praised: "Sure enough, the domineering side leaks, quite a 'mountain' If it’s not just me, I’ll just have the courage to be an emperor..." Beitang Rong Du seemed to think about it seriously, and said with a frown, "If he suddenly doesn’t ask me any more, then what? It should be that your health is not good enough, after all, you are more than ten years older than me..." Then he said to Beitang Zunyue seriously: "Erlang, if you ever feel that you can't do what you want, just tell me honestly That's it, you don't need to hide it, you are getting old now, even if you can't do that, it doesn't matter, I'm still young and strong enough to give you a blessing..." Beitang Zunyue's face turned livid immediately, and he said angrily: "...When will I die!" Beitang Jiaqi pushed a card in the distance: "I can figure it out, and I will give you money!" Did you hear the emperor's grandfather say 'it's too late'?" Xu Ximei glanced at him and said, "Every child's hair is not fully grown, so don't inquire about adults."

81 What do you think about rape?

"If you don't have the strength to resist, then just enjoy it." Beitang Rongdu said, sitting beside him bored, he simply gathered a pile of firewood, ready to start grilling fish, Beitang Zun stared at the water surface more casually: "If you are raped, you can only blame yourself for being incompetent." The fourth aunt rolled her eyes and said in her heart: "If you follow this logic, why do you want to arrest me?"

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Beitang Rongdu was rolling up his sleeves and killing fish in full swing, his movements were clean and neat. Hearing this, he glanced at Beitang Zunyue, and said slightly annoyed: "After all, men's relationships are not as smooth as men and women, and he is often very tough, so I will often be hurt by him, especially in the past few years he has started to like to use utensils..." Beitang Zunyue suddenly turned around, and sneered: "You are unworthy! Could it be that you are so good I’m just too lazy to talk about you.” Beitang Rongdu seemed to have thought of something, and his confidence in complaining became a little lacking. He put the killed fish on fire and muttered: “Then who are we? Don't mention anyone else..." The fourth aunt quickly wrote down everything, and finally, she made a comment on the back: "...two half-baked goods."

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

"It should be in his palace for the first time." Beitang Rongdu skillfully and slowly turned the fish on the fire, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and his expression had some aftertaste: "I was really excited at the time, and also a little anxious, anyway... ..." Before he finished speaking, Beitang Zunyue suddenly raised his hand, and a fish was caught. Beitang Zunyue threw the fish directly into the bucket, splashing the water on Beitang Rongdu's face next to him, coldly Said: "...I don't remember when I was anxious." The fourth aunt spread her hands and said in her heart: "Your Majesty, I can't help you this time. You were indeed semi-rape in the first time, and the influence was extremely serious. It's bad, it deserves to be almost squeezed to death."

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Beitang Rongdu tried his best to remember, but finally gave up: "It seems... not at all, if he takes the initiative, he must want to hug me." Beitang Zunyue, who was watching the water, suddenly turned his mouth Slightly raised, he said leisurely: "He often takes the initiative to seduce me, especially in recent years." Beitang Rongdu retorted with a smile: "Why?" The fourth aunt looked at the ambiguous look between Beitang Rongdu's eyebrows and eyes, He muttered: "Sure enough, this statement has no credibility at all..." Then he turned to the next question [85. What was the attacker's expression at that time? ] Look, I simply ignored Beitang Zunyue, and said directly to Beitang Rongdu: "So, what was the expression of the Supreme Emperor at that time?" He kept laughing and said: "Of course he's impatient, he's not such a wooden face at all." The fourth aunt couldn't bear it when she heard this, and she couldn't help flattering her: "Your Majesty, why don't you explain it in more detail..." Master Beitang The more suddenly he coughed hard with a blank face, Beitang Rongdu saw this, he gave a clear smile, and said lightly: "It's not enough for outsiders." The fourth aunt was very disappointed, turned her head and squatted on the ground and began to draw circles: "You slave, I curse your dick to be shorter..."

86 Has the attacker committed any acts of violence?

Beitang Rongdu's face suddenly darkened, and after a long while, he said in a muffled voice: "Yes." Beitang Zunyue's face was even darker, obviously both of them thought of some very unpleasant memories: "... Yes." The fourth aunt took out a thick copy of "Suoyun Feidu" from her sleeve, flipped through it with her fingers stained with saliva, and soon found a certain place. According to the book, the two had mutual love. Rape and semi-violence are really not good birds. After seeing it, the fourth aunt couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "It's born from the same root, so why rush to rape..."

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Beitang Zunyue suddenly said: "...he is crying." Beitang Rongdu glanced at the man, remained silent, and said for a long time: "The first time he was in his palace, he was very angry, as for the second time He didn't respond when I forced the palace..." At this point, Beitang Rongdu suddenly stretched out his hand to grab the sleeve of Beitang Zunyue next to him, and said softly: "Erlang, I'm sorry..." Beitang Zunyue After a while, he suddenly said slowly: "...I have something to tell you." Beitang Rongdu's spirit immediately lifted slightly, and he said softly, "Speak." Beitang Zunyue said word by word: "...The fish is burnt." Beitang Rongdu: "*%￥#*##￥￥"

88 For you, who is the ideal person [as H object]?

The fourth aunt looked at the topic at first glance, and immediately covered her mouth with a smile: "This question can be passed, isn't it obvious." But Beitang Zunyue suddenly glanced at Beitang Rongdu, and said with a fake smile: " Not necessarily, in his opinion, Shen Hanyan and Mu Qinghan should be good too." Beitang Rongdu immediately put on a bitter face, and said: "It's all happened so many years ago, why are you still looking through these old imperial calendars... "Beitang Zunyue clenched the fishing rod in his hand, and said with a sneer: "Why, I just mentioned your old lovers casually, why are you nervous!" He will never give up on anything..." Beitang Venerable said angrily: "Could it be that I have wronged you!" Beitang Rongdu originally didn't want to argue with him, but he couldn't help it, so he said: "What about Bi Dan? It's really affectionate, and the love writing is really one after another, tireless, persevering..." For a while, the two of you talked to each other, and they almost pulled apart. The fourth aunt picked her nose and looked helpless: "This old vinegar is so sour..." Beitang Xin sucked his nose in the distance, and said: "It smells so good ...Father and the others are really outrageous, and they don’t invite us to eat grilled fish.” Beitang Jiaqi suddenly stood up and said: “I don’t want to play anymore, I have other things to do.” The others quit: “How can I do that? If you win, you want to leave?" Beitang Jiaqi said angrily: "At worst, I don't want the money I won!" As he said, he didn't even take the capital, so he left in a hurry, and as he walked, he said in his heart: "Ni Ma, I played mahjong and almost forgot the date. Brother monk, wait for me... By the way, I heard that there was an exchange meeting in Fahua Temple recently. Don't let those nuns give you the moon first..."

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

At this time, the quarrel between Beitang Rongdu and Beitang Zunyue had come to an end. Beitang Rongdu hesitated for a moment, but in the end he gave in first and handed a freshly grilled fish to Beitang Zunyue. With a cold face, Zun Yue stared at Beitang Rongdu for a while, and finally put down the fishing rod, and reached out to take the grilled fish. The fourth aunt was biting the tip of a pen in boredom, and said: "It is said that there are fights at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed. I haven't been on it yet, so I'm reconciled... well, there's no need to ask this question, the answer is obvious." While muttering, suddenly a gust of fragrant wind blows towards my face, and a beautiful woman smiled and said: "This must be the obscene god sect Four