Shuoyun Feidu

The leader is gone, I have long admired you. The fourth aunt laughed quickly and said, "Hello, Master Xu." " Then he looked at the place where the mahjong table was set up just now, and said, "Why doesn't the leader stop playing? Xu Ximei sat down and said: "Three missing one, there is nothing to play." "I touched the jade in my sleeve for a while, and said with a smile: "I haven't thanked the four masters yet. I bought the treasure of the town store at the old store of 'cocks are forever, and a stick is forever', and I enjoyed it. For the [-]% discount, the store only said that the Fourth Master is a shareholder in the store, and personally decided to give me half the price. The fourth aunt said with a smile: "Master Xu, you are being polite. In fact, I have recently exclusively invested in opening a sex pharmacy in the capital called 'He is good and I am good'. Sending this jade power to His Majesty together, the effect must be particularly obvious. "Xu Ximei's eyes lit up, he clapped his hands and smiled, "So, of course I will buy it for my grandson..." The two looked at each other, and suddenly they laughed obscenely at the same time.

Did 90 use small props in H?

As soon as these words came out, the two women covered their mouths and chuckled meaningfully at the same time. Beitang Rongdu was a little inexplicable by the laughter. , especially in recent years, he has become more and more fond of using that kind of thing, as for me, I have basically never used it on him.” As he spoke, he silently shed tears of bitterness in his heart, thinking that this emperor was miserable Ah, there is an ancestor who likes to make troubles, sometimes I can't sit on the stool for a few days, so it's easy for me... But I don't know that the fourth aunt is whispering to Xu Ximei mysteriously: " Sister Xu, Your Majesty said that that person has become more and more fond of using props in recent years, do you think it is because he is getting older, and that aspect has gradually started to go downhill, and it is a bit bad?" Xu Ximei rubbed his chin, Thinking about it: "It's very possible." Suddenly he sneered and laughed: "It turned out to be a silver-like wax gun head." The fourth aunt also smiled wickedly, and took out a copy of "Market Research" from her bosom, and wrote on the paper: "In view of the age of the Supreme Emperor, our store's 'Golden Spear Can't Fall Pill', 'Return My Long-lasting Pill' and other drugs are expected to become royal special medicines in the short term..."

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Beitang Zunyue thought for a moment: "...Twelve." Beitang Rongdu said without hesitation, "Thirteen." The fourth aunt rolled her eyes and sighed deeply for a moment: "Nimma, they are all strong people , we don’t understand the world of tall, rich and handsome, short, poor and ugly means big pears..."

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

"Of course not." Beitang Zunyue took another fish handed over by Beitang Rongdu, and replied casually, Beitang Rongdu sneaked a guilty glance at the man, and his voice was obviously much softer: "...No. "The fourth aunt on the side grinned recklessly, and subconsciously said: "Hey, I remember that His Majesty was on the boat with Shen Meiren at that time..." Before the words fell, a gaze shot over like a knife, and immediately Then he poked out countless transparent holes for the fourth aunt, and the fat on the fourth aunt's body shook. Seeing Beitang Zun looking over with a more expressionless face, she immediately gave herself a big mouth with a mournful face: "... Nima called your mouth cheap!"

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

The fourth aunt coughed lightly, and said with a serious face: "Let me say something in advance, please don't use your lips and foreheads to perfuse us with such insincere answers..." The two people in the other room finished their fish, and Bei Tang Rongdu lit a cigarette and handed it to Beitang Zunyue, took one himself, and said indifferently: "Since he is a man, he naturally likes being kissed on the penis the most." Xu Ximei didn't expect her grandson to use words so unexpectedly It was so straightforward, and immediately spewed out a sip of tea, the fourth aunt hurriedly took out a handkerchief to help her wipe it off, but she heard Beitang respectfully said: "... I always like to see him taste the flute." These words are enough She was tactful, but Xu Ximei blushed when she heard this, and secretly scolded her grandson for being useless, and couldn't help but said: "Du'er, this person is obviously powerless now, and he is completely in your hands, how can you allow him to behave like this?" Presumptuousness!" Beitang Rongdu couldn't help showing a wry smile on his face when he heard his grandmother's accusation of hating iron and steel, and without explaining anything, the fourth aunt persuaded: "Sister Xu, forget it, the married grandson threw it out. Water..." Xu Ximei was furious, and cast a vicious glance at Beitang Zunyue, who was facing him with a leisurely expression, and suddenly grabbed the hand of the fourth aunt beside her, her eyes burning like a she-wolf, and she only whispered: "Sister, where is it?" How much is the 'I Love a Chai' in stock? My sister, I am going to buy them all, and my sister will give you an internal price!"

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Before Beitang Rongdu opened his mouth, the fourth aunt had already started to smile furtively, her eyes swept across Beitang Zunyue's chest ambiguously, and said: "Your Majesty, you don't need to say anything, the little girl already knows..." Beitang Zun Yue put out the cigarette butt, turned to look at Beitang Rongdu's ruddy thin lips, and said, "...lips." In the distance, Beitang Xin looked at his empty purse, wanting to cry, but Beitang Runyou didn't. Looking at the lake with some curiosity, he said, "I don't know what they are doing? We've been talking for so long...Third brother, why don't we go and have a look too?" Before Beitang could reply, Lu Xing suddenly felt flustered. Passing by, said quietly: "Your Highness, curiosity killed the cat..."

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

"When I do that, as long as I cooperate with him and call him 'Erlang', he likes it very much." Beitang Rongdu lit another cigarette calmly, then poked Beitang Zunyue's waist lightly with his fingers, Signaling the other party not to be so indifferent, Beitang Zunyue glanced at him, and said lightly: "...light, slow." The fourth aunt said cautiously: "Your Majesty, this is not the time to ask you to attack..." Beitang Zunyue Suddenly her eyes widened, and the fourth aunt immediately hid behind Xu Ximei like lightning, poked out half of her head and said unwillingly: "What I mean is, when you are suppressed by...cough cough, what should you do to please the emperor the most? ?" Beitang Zunyue didn't want to answer at first, but Beitang Rongdu sneered and pinched his waist lightly, obviously urging him to answer, so Beitang Zunyue still reluctantly said in the end. "...Sometimes when I'm not in the top position, let him be more unrestrained, and he'll be very interested." Xu Ximei listened, her brows stood on end, thinking that my grandson finally hugged you once, but he still wants to be loved by you, an old man. Not being able to turn over while riding is really unbearable for my aunt, but not for my uncle!For a while, she sneered and was about to say something, but the fourth aunt next to her stopped her, and whispered in the other's ear: "The problem of riding is my own trick, and there is a secret medicine in my shop, so I guarantee you can use it on your back." The bones are soft, how can I play any kind of riding, I can only lie limply and be surrounded by people... Hehe, is my sister interested? Free shipping, dear!" Xu Ximei was overjoyed: "Here is a box!"

What will you think at 96H?

Beitang Rongdu's eyes were soft, and he said: "Besides him, what else can I think about." Emperor Tsundere..." Xu Ximei had already called Beitang Rongdu to a secluded place, took out the jade stick from his sleeve, and said earnestly: "That man is so cruel, how can you always spare him? You must let him know how powerful you are! Tonight, I will use this thing to teach that person a lesson and revive my husband!" Beitang Rongdu put Yushi into his sleeve with a smile, and said: "Grandmother, don't worry, Rongdu knows. "As soon as the words were finished, Beitang Runyou suddenly appeared from nowhere, and said in surprise, "Father, so this thing belongs to you..." Beitang Rongdu couldn't help but blush when his son bumped into him, Before he could say anything, Beitang Runyou suddenly realized: "Could it be that you want to accept a male concubine?" Xu Ximei scolded: "Children, don't inquire about adults!" But Beitang Runyou only smiled and said: "Father Your Majesty, I don't know what kind of beauty she is?" Beitang Rongdu sternly sternly restored some of the majesty of the emperor, and said indifferently: "It's nothing more than eight feet in length and a burly figure." Beitang Runyou was dumbfounded, and then Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, he said embarrassingly: "Father is really...haha, what a unique taste..." But in my heart, I couldn't help turning the eight characters of "eight feet in length" and "burly figure", and a picture emerged at the same time: only Seeing a group of eunuchs coming in from outside the hall, spread out their stances on two wings, they all covered their positions, hit the middle and burst out a few palace people, surrounded by a hero to speak out, the hero is really amazing, with a figure like an iron tower, Fearing that his arms would not have a thousand catties of strength, and he carried a strong back, he bowed to the front of the hall, and his voice was like thunder: "...The concubine sees your majesty!" Beitang Runyou suddenly let out a wow when he thought of this, and vomited until the sky was dark.

97 H times per night?

Beitang Runyou was still holding on to the wall in the distance and vomited, but Beitang Rongdu had already returned hand in hand with Xu Ximei. After listening to the question, Beitang Zunyue stretched out a slap slowly, thought for a while, and slapped down again. With two fingers, the fourth aunt's eyes lit up: "Three to five times?" The Beitang Rongdu next to him slowly exhaled a smoke ring, and said: "...within three times." Xiang Beitang respected Yue, and said: "Your Majesty is very weak..." Xu Ximei seemed to have thought of something, and secretly slandered in his heart: "No wonder Rongdu always calls that man 'Erlang'. A silver-like wax gun head, looks but doesn't work!"

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

"All of them, or help each other." Beitang Rongdu looked relaxed, with one hand secretly touching the magic thing hidden in his sleeve, he was in a good mood, and only wanted to return to Yongxian Palace with Beitang Zun as soon as possible After a while, Feng urged: "If there is anything else, just ask." The fourth aunt hurriedly responded, dipping her fingers into the saliva and immediately turned to the next page, saying: "Hurry up, hurry up... 99 is for you." What is H?" Beitang Rongdu said impatiently: "The happiest thing in the world." The fourth aunt turned to Beitang Zunyue: "Then for you, what is H?" Beitang Zunyue thought for a while , but said: "...Together." The fourth aunt heard the words, and immediately panicked: "Your Majesty, why are you suddenly so affectionate? Sincere and pure love is really not suitable for you..." Beitang Zunyue Furious, she took out a copy of "Dongmei Wenxue", flipped to "100 questions after 50 questions about husband and wife sex", and asked, "Isn't that what Ximen Chuuxue said last time? Why can't I do it!" Fourth aunt raised her head Looking at the sky, he said faintly: "Don't waste your efforts, you can't learn the temperament of a sword god. The same line is affectionate when someone says it, but it's nasty and pretentious when you say it... I'd better continue to be your Tsundere Emperor." Have a promising job!"

100 Please say something to your lover

As soon as he heard that this was the last question, Beitang Rongdu let out a long breath, his face relaxed, and he said to Beitang Zunyue: "Erlang, although I have done many things wrong, I know that you won't take it seriously. Blame me." Beitang Zunyue was silent for a moment, and suddenly grabbed Beitang Rongdu's hand: "...Go back." After saying that, the two left together, walking towards the direction of Yongxian Palace, and the fourth aunt put it away contentedly. Questionnaire, Xu Ximei said to the side: "Sister, why don't you go back with me? You can pick up the ordered goods along the way." As soon as the voice fell, something suddenly rang in the waist, and sang: "The chrysanthemum is broken and the buttocks are full. Injury, your smile has turned yellow..." The fourth aunt picked it up and said angrily: "What? The horse driving the cart has a bad stomach and diarrhea? Tell me to beat the donkey back by myself? Bring the divine foal and the grass-mud horse to the top!"