Master dismantles CP with bare hands in the human world

When Mu Chu woke up, he found that he was hopelessly passed through the book.

The person being impaled happened to have the same name and surname as him, but that's not the point.

The key is that he didn't transmigrate as the male protagonist, but as the male protagonist whose heart, liver, and corpse were torn apart by the male protagonist in the end, his master!

In the world, is there anything more terrifying than this? !

The answer is, yes!

He had just worn it, and before his butt was hot, he had already offended the biggest boss in the world - the male protagonist Jing Yuan.

Mu Chuzhen's mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood quickly gathered from the internal organs and rushed straight to the ninth heaven!

He really wanted to go back in time, chop off that cheap hand that clicked into this book every minute.

He thought that he was probably not bored at the time, but a brain twitch, or the kind of brain twitch that draws out the solar system, the galaxy, and the black hole in the universe. Otherwise, how could he, a person who read suspenseful detective novels, click in to read this kind of...

Mu Chu gritted his teeth. Except for the protagonist, this kind of novel is full of brainless [-] novels.

After reading this book once, he doesn't want to read it again, and he doesn't even want to give it half a point with his eyes, not to mention the author's writing style, just the title of the book—"Oh, My Lord Demon Lord~", unexpectedly Shamelessly added a symbol similar to coquettish.

To a certain extent, this book really has a strong sense of Mu Chu. The classic line in the TV series that Chu once watched, "I'm not the only man in this world who is tempted by two women" is lengthened and bolded Version.

This book tells the story of how the male protagonist Jing Yuan counterattacked and climbed to the pinnacle of life, and how he was abused by everyone. This kind of "inspirational" life story of falling into the bottom of the framing, and finally blackening into a demon, not only revenge and revenge, but also marry three thousand beauties in the harem.

From this point of view, the tone of the main storyline is acceptable, but the author feels uncomfortable and adds various branch lines of love between the male lead and the female partner.

This book has a total of 700 million words, and nearly 600 million words are about how the male protagonist falls in love and various fancy love methods...

Mu Chu felt that this book should not be called "Oh, My Lord Demon King~" and should be directly renamed "108 Ways to Fall in Love".

In general, this is a love and brainless novel with no bottom line and no lower limit in the cloak of Xianxia.

And the root of all the crimes that happened now was just a few days ago——

Adhering to the traditional virtue of "perseverance", in fact, he is a patient with advanced obsessive-compulsive disorder. Mu Chu struggled through repeated torments, repeated complaints, and repeated rampages.

When he turned to the last page, he was so moved that he burst into tears, like someone who has been walking in the scorching desert for a long time and finally saw a lush green oasis exuding a burst of coolness. The endlessly wandering lonely ghost suddenly saw the tall god and Buddha who was benevolent to him and smiled tolerantly. The three thousand aurora emanating from the god and Buddha were gently enveloping him.

His adrenaline was so high that he was so excited that he couldn't control the sour tears rolling in his eyes, and even his normally steady heart couldn't help but beat happily a few more times.

However, accompanied by the excitement of finally reading it, the author's ending is comparable to a draft, and many processes and problems that should be written in detail have been simply and rudely mentioned.

How about a good plot, for example?After a long time, the male protagonist killed everyone indiscriminately, and finally overshadowed it with the sentence "I have killed so many people, there must be one who can't kill the wrong one"...

The author is uncomfortable, do you think you are sick!

Mu Chu closed the book with a "snap", the hand holding the torn book was still trembling slightly, the grief and indignation in his eyes almost turned into substance and directly poked a huge hole in the book.

For example, this feeling is like the lovely child you have worked so hard to raise, and the final paternity test result-the probability of blood relationship between you and so-and-so is 0.0000000001%.

It's a blood relationship that couldn't be any weaker.

Just after Mu Chu experienced these two extreme psychological experiences, he immediately had the illusion that he could become a Buddha immediately.

He suppressed his anger, but finally opened his eyes wide, threw the book away, and swears, "Fuck/Your ancestors are eighteen generations old, liars, and deceived my innocent feelings!"

He was furious, feeling that his young heart had been tortured inhumanely, he subconsciously pulled away a glass of cold water that was placed next to him, and poured it into his mouth.

Then as expected, he didn't know whether it was the body not keeping up with the brain or the brain not keeping up with the body, he choked.

Crying so loudly, he pressed his hands on the table, arched his body and coughed continuously, coughing so much that his internal organs seemed to burst out of his throat, and ran happily to the long-awaited peace world.

He didn't regain his composure, his eyes darkened, and he passed out indistinctly.

When I woke up, I was already in an antique room.

It took him a minute to digest the crossing.It took another half an hour to digest the matter of "Oh, My Lord Demon Lord~" that was worn to this damn book, and I wish I could use it as toilet paper.

After complaining briefly, he forced himself to calm down and analyze the current situation calmly.

First of all, you have to figure out which character you are dressing as.

However, Mu Chu raised the corners of his mouth confidently. A person like him who can be favored by God must be wearing the protagonist!This can be imagined with your toes.

He still has a fresh memory of the protagonist's name, Jing Yuan, what a...cough, what a domineering and revealing name.

In the plot of this book, Jing Yuan himself is a cultivation genius that is rarely seen in ten thousand years. After entering Kunlun Mountain, this cultivation talent was uncontrollably brought into play, and then he would fight monsters all the way to upgrade, by the way Talk about you and me, and the sweet little love that is not worth your life, you don't need to pursue it, there will be beauties with beautiful legs, big breasts and no brains who will automatically and consciously move up.

Tsk, this feeling is simply not too sour.

This long-overdue sense of joy instantly dispelled the previous messy complaints.

Mu Chu walked around the fresh and elegant room in a leisurely manner, and everything he saw was as beautiful as a flower blooming.

Now he can't wait to see his peerless face that is so earth-shattering that it captivates thousands of girls and young women.

So he sat down in front of the mirror.

It just happened to be dusk at this time, and the grass outside the window was slanting and warm, and the crystal clear mirror reflected a faint orange-yellow halo under the beautiful scenery of dusk.

Mu Chu looked at the face reflected in the mirror.

This man has sword-browed eyebrows and star-eyed eyes, and his eyes seem to be mottled with indifference all the year round, making him look a little unreasonable. His tall nose bridge is slightly flushed, his thin lips are slightly pursed, and his jet-black hair is lazily draped over his shoulders. behind.

Mu Chu narrowed his eyes and carefully looked left and right, raised his chin and looked around, a few lines of large characters rolled through his unclear mind——

Although this person is handsome and good-looking, he is not enough to fascinate thousands of girls and young women, right?And is this person a bit older? ? ?

Could it be that he just skipped the previous monster-fighting upgrade and put it on the adult male protagonist?

Yes, that's it, that's for sure.

In this way, doesn't he now have three thousand beauties in the harem?

Thinking of this, his whole body came alive, like a small fish that was about to be dried on the shore and was suddenly swept back into the sea by a big wave.

The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and finally even the voice-over in his mind was filled with upturned cheerfulness.

He hadn't finished chattering when he heard deliberately restrained footsteps outside the door.

Immediately afterwards, two lowered voices outside the door slowly reached Mu Chu's still immersed in joyful ears.

_Fable

I could only hear two people outside the door say something furtively about "thunder", "spiritual pulse", "calm down", "don't tell him", "time"...

Mu Chu was confused by these few words alone, so he planned to open the door to see who dared to gossip in front of him, the protagonist.

Just as the front foot stepped to the door, it suddenly stopped.

He has just passed through and hasn't had time to recognize his face. What will he say when he sees these two people outside the door?What should I say?What tone do you use?Is it the tone of the skinny smile, or the tone of the smile?

Right, he remembered that the male protagonist basically had this dark face in the later stage.

Before he could finish his thoughts, the people outside the door had already opened the door.

The people outside the door were obviously taken aback when they saw Mu Chu standing behind the door like a dead body, and suddenly their hearts trembled suddenly when they saw Mu Chu's strange expression that was too late to put away.

He looked at Mu Chu from top to bottom, and found that Mu Chu was shaking on the ground without wearing shoes.

The early autumn season has brought a little chill, his thick and thick black eyebrows were tied on his face like a knot, and then he blinked uncomfortably, and said with some embarrassment, "Junior brother...you heard it all?"

Mu Chu is still not sure what this person should be called, and at the same time, he is running through the information of various characters in the book in his mind.

Hearing the "Junior Brother" suddenly, he blinked blankly, then nodded smoothly, and did not speak.

At this moment, Mu Chu has successfully sorted out a set of theories——

Maintaining the status quo.

This theory is like a panacea, it will work everywhere.

When he was searching all kinds of information in his mind, the man in gray robe sighed, and then said disapprovingly, "Although this is already the case, you shouldn't ruin your body like this."

While talking, he pulled Mu Chu to sit down at the table, and then brought over the poor pair of shoes that were hanging by the bed and handed them to him, and said softly, "It's cold on the ground, put them on quickly."

Mu Chu looked at his slightly reproachful eyes, felt that he was like an elder looking at a junior, he felt a little bit in his heart, and quickly took the shoes and put them on.

The unknown person had already sat down opposite him, picked up the kettle and poured a cup of steaming hot tea, then pushed it to him, and said with concern, "Drink some hot water to warm your body."

Mu Chu didn't answer, and just looked at him through the curling smoke.

This person was wearing a wide-sleeved gray robe with intricate gold thread embroidery on the edge, and some patterns embroidered on the robe that seemed to represent a certain identity, which looked solemn and solemn.

The black hair is meticulously combed, tied with a white jade crown, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a bit of... well, how should I put it, simple and honest, yes, simple and honest.

Before Mu Chu had time to celebrate the adjective he had finally come up with after searching his brains, he was startled for an instant, and his back was in a cold sweat.

Not for anything else, just because in the book "Oh, My Lord Demon King~", there is only one person who can be described as "serious and simple"——

The head of Kunlun Mountain, Xu Jinhou.

!!!

Mu Chu suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, I was really afraid of something, the man in Tsing Yi who was standing next to him like a transparent person just now suddenly said, "Master Mu Xianzun can only use medicine to recuperate and recuperate now, as long as the spirit veins are dredged, to restore the old The skill is still possible."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Mu Chucai belatedly realized that there was also a handsome man in Tsing Yi who came with Xu Jinhou.

Mu Chu glanced at him quickly, he no longer cared about whether this person was round or flat.

At this moment, his mind is rolling through some large characters in turn as if it exploded——

The well-dressed wooden fairy, the shameless single dog who has been in pairs for thousands of years, demolished CP professional households.

Oh, by the way, the final ending is not very good. It is the little apprentice Jing Yuan, who has abolished his cultivation base by himself and threw him into the Eternal Wasteland, and finally returned after being blackened.

How can the word "miserable" be the way to die.

What a cheat! ! !

Am I just here to give away someone's head?! ! ?

Fuck you, uncle, I dare not be so arrogant, so blatant in my dreams!

Mu Chu took a deep breath, managed to maintain his composure on the face, and greeted the eighteen generations of ancestors who were uncomfortable in the author's "Oh, My Lord Demon King ~" with a sweet heart.

Seeing Mu Chu's gloomy expression, Xu Jinhou thought it was difficult for him to accept it for a while, and he was frustrated, afraid that he would not let it go, so he sighed in his heart, and tried to persuade him patiently, "Junior brother, today's thunder is domineering, and your spiritual power will temporarily disappear after being hit by the thunder." I have blocked the news about this matter, you just need to rest in peace and recuperate, don't worry about other things."

Um?Thunder?What thunder?

[The author has something to say: 1. The first article for a novice, ask for gentle treatment, please collect, ask for comments, all kinds of requests (/ω・＼*)

2. Don't pay attention to the logic of comprehension, let your imagination run wild; the style of the article is relaxed and unique, which is a must for dinner

3. Liu Yan Feiyu reminds you: after reading, remember to bookmark~~ask for comments, comments are the driving force for the sudden movement of the code word motor (ˉεˉ乀)

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