Master dismantles CP with bare hands in the human world

Mu Chu belatedly noticed some subtle things, he raised his head suddenly and asked, "When was I struck by the sky lightning?"

Now it was Xu Jinhou's turn to be shocked, his thick black brows were silently twisted together again, his expression was inexplicable, and he said uncertainly, "You just... didn't you all hear my conversation with Qing Qi?"

Uh, this misunderstanding is quite serious. He just listened to it sporadically, and then he was immersed in the thought of being the hero and how to determine the identities of these two people with unknown origins. He completely ignored their conversation. Listen to it in your head.

Seeing Mu Chu's embarrassing expression, Xu Jinhou knew something was wrong. It was in vain that he had just told Li Qingqi face to face at the door.

Xu Jinhou and Li Qingqi looked at each other, and the latter obviously rolled his eyes, which seemed to say, "You leaked this yourself, and it has nothing to do with me."

A blush suddenly appeared on Xu Jinhou's face. Fortunately, he was born with a slightly dark complexion, which perfectly concealed the embarrassing blush for him, so that his majesty as the head of the sect would not be lost.

He estimated Mu Chu's face, and said hesitantly, "Junior brother, don't you remember?"

Mu Chu squinted his eyes slightly, rubbing his thumb and middle finger unconsciously, throwing Xu Jinhou's non-painful words in his mind and rubbing them repeatedly.

After a while, he finally felt something different.

He closed his eyes tightly, his mind buzzing.

That's right, he didn't wear it just now!

As early as a few days ago, he was choked to death by water, uh, when it comes to this, he has a dark face.

It is said that they choked to death, but in fact, I have never heard of anyone who was choked to death by water. However, fate may have favored him too much. He is estimated to be the only one among the billions of people on earth who was boiled by a glass of cold water. Choked to death.

As far as his probability of one in a billion is concerned, shouldn't he still be recorded in the annals of history and become a talking point for people who are bored after dinner?

Shit/shit, luck is so good, why didn't you see him buying a lottery ticket and accidentally winning 500 million! !

Mu Chu took a deep breath to calm down his aggrieved mood. He remembered that when he just passed through, he was in——

fly?

Yes, that's right, Yu Jian is flying in the sky!

Speaking of this, I will be angry, who the hell puts it on the vehicle as soon as it is worn!

It's still a means of transportation!

Isn't the author afraid that he will die in a traffic accident suddenly?It's okay to write about why people are flying in the sky?Are you full enough? !

Mu Chu didn't even know how to describe his mood at that time.

His first reaction was surprise and excitement, ah, I can fly!I'm flying in the sky!It's not Spiderman or Superman, it's really flying in the sky by yourself! !

The second reaction is, Yujian flying?I... uh, can I fly with a sword?

In Mu Chu’s short life of more than 20 years, apart from bicycles, the only means of transportation that Mu Chu has driven is the broken car with the front front smashed in the driving school...

So after the panic, it was obvious that he started to have a car accident, ah bah, it was a sword accident, um... how strange is the word.

Mu Chu tried his best to remember how those people in Xianxia novels and TV dramas lost their dantian, but who can tell me exactly how to do this! !

If someone is watching from the bottom at this time, they will probably say in surprise, "Hey, there is a flying saucer!"

Because Mu Chu's flight route at this time can be called a large-scale drifting scene——

As a result of his efforts to calm down his dantian Yujian, he drew a perfect S-shaped arc in the air.

However, it is commendable that he didn't fall directly from the spiritual sword full of aura. It has to be said that this is definitely a human miracle.

Just after he finally mastered a little technique in the difficult flight of stumbling around, before he had time to raise a smiling face and say that he was awesome, he was surrounded by a giant sky that was silver, blue, or mixed with blue and silver. Lightning struck, making the outside scorched and the inside tender.

He only had time to yell "Damn!", and fell into free fall like a smoking flying saucer.

I don't know if the place where I planted it should be called luck or misfortune, it just happened to be a vast forest that couldn't be seen at a glance.

Fortunately, this forest buffered the force of the descent, so he wouldn't fall into a half-dead cripple.

Unfortunately, the branches of these trees gathered densely in place just as they had agreed to, waiting to catch the unlucky "flying saucer", so that he could deeply feel the layers of thick and thin branches. The sour feeling of rubbing against the body.

For the first time in his life, he felt so deeply the enthusiasm of nature for him.

When Mu Chu landed on the ground in a mess among various trees, he basically couldn't feel all kinds of pain in his limbs. He didn't even have the strength to spit out another "fuck" and passed out.

When I woke up later, it was like this.

He pressed his forehead with a headache, and asked, enduring the irritability that it was all a mess, "How long have I been asleep?"

When Xu Jinhou saw his short-circuited nerves and finally healed his impatient expression, he knew that he had remembered.

But it's one thing to think about it, and it's another thing to accept the current messy situation. His junior brother has always been proud, so in order not to hurt his glass-like self-esteem, he said carefully, "Not much, just I slept for three days and three nights."

Seeing that Mu Chu was obviously taken aback when he heard this, Xu Jinhou thumped in his heart, and hastily added, "Except for the stagnation of the spirit veins, those wounds on your body are all skin traumas, and they have all healed. There is nothing wrong with you, you... "

Before he finished speaking, Li Qingqi suddenly bumped him with his arm, and the words he hadn't finished speaking managed to get stuck in his throat, and he glanced at him for no reason.

Li Qingqi glanced at the head of the short-circuited head, and turned his eyes away indifferently.

Well, the head of their family is hopeless, knowing that the wood fairy is so proud, suddenly losing all his spiritual power, it would make a little monk cry for a long time, let alone a majestic fairy in Kunlun Mountain .

It just so happens that this brainless head doesn't open any pots and lifts which pots, and always sprinkles salt on other people's wounds.

Mu Chu was not as unacceptable as they had expected, and was furious. He pondered for a while, then suddenly raised his eyes and glanced at Li Qingqi, his tone sounded quite calm to them, "How long will it take for the blocked spirit veins to recover?"

Li Qingqi was suddenly glanced at by him, feeling mixed feelings in his heart. He couldn't tell whether his attitude was the calm before the storm or simple calm, so he said dryly, "Use the special elixir for recuperation, the two You can restore [-]% of your cultivation in a month, and the remaining [-]% depends on luck."

After he finished saying this, Mu Chu pursed his lips, lowered his head again, propped his chin with the back of his left hand that was as white as jade, and fell into deep thought.

Li Qingqi and Xu Jinhou looked at each other, not knowing what was going on with his quiet attitude.

However, Mu Chu's calm surface is full of turmoil in his heart.

He wanted to curse at the sky, he wanted to throw "Oh, My Lord Demon Lord ~" on the ground, and stepping on tens of thousands of feet was not enough to vent his anger.

Fuck * author Fuck * book, what kind of plot, what kind of thunder, why doesn't he know, he has never seen such a fucking plot in the book!

Could it be that because he had just transmigrated into this world, he had to be struck first by the heavenly thunder born from Eternal Space to verify his integrity! !

He didn't know that his treatment could be so special, and it seemed that all his luck in his life was wasted in this inexplicable ghost place.This must be the treatment of the President!

When he thought of his final ending, he couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat. Originally, he had spiritual power and ended up in a broken body. Now that he has no spiritual power, it means that he doesn't even have the capital to escape, which is the best strategy. Well, what is this?

Wouldn't it be more convenient for the hero to catch him and tear him into pieces!

He can read every single word of the word "Million pieces of corpse", and he also knows what it means when put together, but it definitely doesn't mean that he wants to take the lead in experiencing the treatment of this word.

The key is that it will take two months to recover.

Two months!

Do you know the concept of two months?

That's sixty days, one thousand four hundred and forty hours, eighty-six thousand four hundred minutes, five hundred and eighty-four thousand seconds! !

Who knows what shocking plots will happen during these two months of his weakness.

Ah, Mu Chu suddenly felt that his life was coming to an end.

To complain is to complain, after all, the ideal is very full, the reality is very skinny, no matter how unacceptable the reality is, he has to bite the bullet and chew on it.

He exhausted the pitiful self-cultivation he had cultivated in the past 20 years to stop jumping in place. His right hand resting on his knee was helplessly clenched and then loosened, clenched and then loosened, and he finally calmed down after repeating this several times. mood.

He asked casually with some tiredness, "When I fell into that bird...cough, sparsely populated place, who rescued me back?" He turned a corner and replaced it with the more civilized "sparsely populated" in his opinion.

Xu Jinhou saw that although his face was tired, but he had slowed down, he felt a little relieved, and replied, "It was your little apprentice who stumbled back all the way back with you covered in injuries on his back."

Mu Chu was taken aback, frowned slightly, pursed his thin lips, and it took him a long time to realize who the little apprentice Xu Jinhou was referring to was referring to.

It is the protagonist of this book, the man who is blinded by the halo--Jing Yuan.

It is not to blame for Mu Chu's slow response, because the title "little apprentice" never appears more than ten times in the original book's mighty 3000 chapters and 700 million characters.

Mu Chu can react immediately to be a ghost.

Mu Chu frowned, tapped his knee with his left hand, and seemed to be talking to himself, "Where is he doing nothing?"

Xu Jinhou was stunned by his question. He always knew that his apprentice was more than strict and lenient, but now he didn't know whether he should tell the truth. He hesitated and didn't know how to speak. After all, in his opinion, this little apprentice was really a little bit Innocent, it would be unreasonable for the younger brother to blame him for his cultivation.

Seeing that Xu Jinhou hesitated for a long time but could not say a word, Mu Chu felt a thump in his heart, and suddenly had an ominous premonition.

He just hoped not to offend the biggest boss in the world when he first came here, he gritted his teeth and considered it before he said, "Brother Sect Master, tell me, I can bear it."

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