Pretending to be a rival in love variety shows

Heartbeat points acquisition rule 0.1: Complete the daily tasks qualified, you can get [-] heartbeat points.

Gu Fangye looked at the two cards in his hand.The blue one is the room card, card number 202; the suit card is the task card, the big characters on it are "Temporary Breeder", and a few lines of small characters are written below, "There are three cats, three dogs and two parrots in Bailu Villa, they are Hua Hua. , briquettes, Xiaobai, Wangcai, egg dumplings, Jianguo, big cats and little tigers. Please consult the housekeeper for specific task requirements, and wish the temporary breeders can become good friends with the small animals (*^▽^*)".

Gu Fangye squeezed the card, his eyes were empty.

Everyone draws cards in counterclockwise order.After all the cards were drawn, Gu Fangye raised his hand and asked the director team: "Can we exchange mission cards?"

The director smiled and said, "No."

Gu Fangye: "Oh."

The director said: "But you are allowed to help each other, as appropriate." He winked at Gu Fangye ambiguously.

Gu Fangye:?Cramp?

The temporary breeder's card was twirled in Gu Fangye's hand, and he put it in his pocket, got up and pulled his suitcase.After the camera followed, Gu Fangye said to everyone: "Since the rooms have been allocated, everyone should pack up their luggage and daily necessities first, and then prepare to complete their tasks for today."

The wheels of the suitcase rolled across the floor of this villa and went away indifferently.

Gu Fangye's accompanying choreographer stretched out his hand weakly in the corner.She really wanted to shout out—Brother Gu, this is a love variety show, not a game variety show!

202, the second floor of the villa.

The number plates hanging on the door are gaudy, with small flowers and rainbows painted on them, making them look like kindergarten children.

Gu Fangye stared at the sign for a while, and soon there were footsteps behind him. He turned slightly, and saw Lu Guang's bright silly smile on his face.

"Hi," Lu Guang greeted him, shaking the 203 card in his hand, "What a coincidence."

Gu Fangye nodded slightly in response, swiped open his room and entered the door, followed by a "bang".

Although I don't know how the director team did it, Gu Fangye is sure it was designed.What a coincidence, hum.Maybe even this task card was designed to trick him!Let him walk the dog's feud! !He should ask Wang Jiasheng for more appearance fees!

Outside the door, Gu Fangye's camera stood petrified at the door.

After a while, he knocked on the door and shouted at a low voice: "Mr. Gu, please open the door, we have to take a picture of you sorting things."

Lu Guang learned his lesson, opened the door, let the camera in first, and then entered the room and closed the door by himself.

A good day has just begun.

Egg Dumpling is a corgi. It grows very well. Its fur is smooth and smooth. It is not too young. It is much bigger than the little husky named Jianguo. It runs with great strength. Gu Fangye pinches it from a distance. Walking the dog on a leash, his face sinks like water.

At eleven o'clock in the morning, although it's winter, the sun is good today. Huahua brings coal balls and Xiaobai out to bask in the sun. When Dan Dumpling sees the cat, she rushes over happily. Stagger.

He gritted his teeth and gripped the rope.

What the housekeeper said still rings in my ears: "Precautions three, walk the dog without leash, the task is unqualified."

There are about a dozen such considerations.

Gu Fangye thought that Wang Jiasheng would trick him, this is not a love variety show at all, this is a funny variety show.

The bright sunshine, the verdant lawn, the corgi egg dumplings and the raccoon cat Huahua are playing around.

It stands to reason that it would save a lot of trouble to walk three dogs together, but Gu Fangye really didn't have the strength and courage, so he could only come one by one, but right now, he felt that if it was decisive together, then it would be Ling Chi to separate.They are all dead, why not choose the happy one.

But - points!

Gu Fangye couldn't tolerate losing points at the beginning of the game, even if it was only [-].

The kitchen of the villa is very large, with a door leading to the living room and a door leading to the backyard.Fresh fruits and vegetables are planted in the yard, and chickens, ducks and geese are also raised.The task that Lu Guang drew was mainly divided into two parts, one part was to take care of the animals and plants in the backyard to thrive, and the other part was to cook three meals a day for the small animals in the villa.

When Lu Guang was very young, he helped his parents raise chickens, ducks and geese in his hometown. He still knew how to call chickens, ducks and geese with the onomatopoeia in his mouth, but he was a little at a loss when it came to taking care of pets in the task list.

Two budgerigars also only need to prepare some feed and water, but the food for three cats and dogs is much more complicated. They have to deal with raw meat and add appropriate proportion of nutritional powder. Lu Guang has never cooked, let alone He made pet food, but he went blind after feeding the food. The staff found a video for him to learn how to do it.

The meat that dogs eat is relatively large, but the bones are large, and it is difficult to chop.

The meat that cats eat has to be chopped up and fed, and the bones have to be removed, which is also very laborious.

For a while, the kitchen could only hear the sound of Lu Guang chopping meat, boom, boom, boom.

At [-]:[-], You Minshu came back from grocery shopping.That's right, the task she got was to cook.What to cook The program team gave a menu, some raw materials were not available in the backyard, so You Minshu went out to do some shopping, and thoughtfully bought a lot of snacks and drinks.

"Wow, Xiaolu, your knife skills are amazing."

You Minshu walked to Lu Guang's side, and watched Lu Guang put down the knife neatly, not to mention how the meat was cut, the momentum was very good.

"Just cut it casually." Lu Guangcheng said.

"you are too humble."

You Minshu rolled up his sleeves, grabbed the fish from the plastic bag, and put it into the pool. The fish jumped a bit, You Minshu flinched, and smiled at Lu Guang: "Then today are the two of us cooking? I didn't How do you cook, maybe you need to help me a little more."

Lu Guang: "Huh? Uh... I basically haven't done it either."

You Minshu clenched his fists and said, "Then let's work hard together!"

Lu Guang looked at her for a while, and wanted to say that his mission did not include being a human being, but he said: "Okay, okay."

After Lu Guang agreed, he began to mix the chopped meat for Maomao.Then he put the bowl aside and started to prepare the dog's lunch. Just as he put the thawed bones and meat on the chopping board, he heard You Minshu scream "Ah".

"What's the matter?" Lu Guang threw down the knife and meat.

You Minshu pointed to the fish in the pool. She had just released a shallow layer of water, and the fish flapped its tail vigorously: "It's still alive! I can't catch it, and it's too slippery. I really don't know how to handle it." ..."

You Minshu bit his lip, his willow eyebrows frowned slightly, his pale and fearful look mixed with shyness and apology revealed a delicate beauty.

What should You Minshu do if he is scared?What should I do if I encounter difficulties?

During the three-day training, the possible scenes described by the "teachers" appeared, and a few lines seemed to float past Lu Guang's eyes like a barrage of holy light, occupying all of his consciousness.

Lu Guang's mind was blank, his chest straightened out, and he said boldly, "Sister, let me go!"

Three minutes later, Lu Guang grabbed the fish, turned around tremblingly, his eyes were dull, and he looked through the camera to ask for help from the choreographer sister in the corner: "Jia, sister Jia, find me a tutorial on how to cook fish video."

Choreographer Jia: "Okay, take it easy, I'm looking for it."

"Ah!" Lu Guang yelled, wanting to cry, "It's still alive, it's moving, it's going to run away from me—"

"Slap"!The fish flicked its tail and rushed to the ground bravely, towards freedom, and finally struggled to bounce twice, giving its precious life for freedom.

Lu Guang stood still for a moment, then bent over stiffly to pick up the fish.

You Minshu worried at the side: "Xiaolu, are you alright?"

Holding the fish in his hands, Lu Guang said slowly, "It's okay, it's dead, but I'm alive."

Gu Fangye felt that he was going to die.

After walking the last Shiba Inu named Wangcai, half of Gu Fangye's life was lost. Fortunately, there was no one on the lawn, otherwise it would be discovered that it was him walking the dog that was the dog walking him.

Leading Wangcai back to the front yard with a fence and a kennel, Gu Fangye carefully closed the gate of the fence, then let go of the dog leash and ran away.After running 800 meters, I heard the camera and the director calling from behind, "Mr. Gu, Mr. Gu, wait a minute—" Gu Fangye realized a serious problem. There was no one on the lawn, but the camera must have recorded everything.

Gu Fangye: "..."

The director was out of breath, and she said, "Mr. Gu, you still have to go to the kitchen to feed Huahua Wangcai them today's lunch."

"Hey?"

Looking at Gu Fangye's cloudy face, the director Yi said: "It's not like feeding the children, just put the prepared meal in the bowl they usually eat, and then wash the bowl after they finish eating. .”

"Where is the meal?"

"kitchen."

"Oh, let's go." Gu Fangye looked calm and walked heavily.

In the kitchen, You Minshu was standing behind Lu Guang, wanting to look but not daring to look, clapping and admiring: "Xiao Lu, you are really amazing, what would I do without you..."

"What are you doing?" Gu Fangye looked at the intimacy of the two, recalled his character, and said coldly.

Lu Guang turned around slowly, with a streak of bright red blood on his face, his face was paralyzed: "Kill the chicken."

Gu Fangye: "..."

Gu Fangye: "Come on, everyone. By the way, I heard that cat food, dog food and parrot food are all in the kitchen. Where are they?"

Lu Guang casually answered the question about cats and parrots. When it came to dogs, he was taken aback for a moment.

"Doggie's... I'm not... ready."

Gu Fangye: "..."

He was furious: "Then what are you doing now! Don't hurry up!"

"Teacher Gu, calm down! There is no strict time limit for feeding, and the time is too early to affect the judgment of whether you are qualified or not. Calm down!" the director Yi hid behind the camera and yelled softly, pulling at the corner of Gu Fangye's clothes.

"Oh," Gu Fangye put his hands in his pockets, looked at the stunned Lu Guang, and said calmly, "It's nothing, I'm sorry, is there anything I can do for you?"

Lu Guang: "...do you know how to kill chickens?"

"will not."

"What about the fish?"

"will not."

"...Then there's nothing I need your help for."

You Minshu said apologetically: "How about this, Xiao Lu, you can cook dog food, and let Brother Gu grab the chicken first, and the blood will have to be drained for a while anyway."

Lu Guang looked at Gu Fangye hesitantly: "Are you okay?"

How can a man say he can't do it!Gu Fangye took his hands out of his pockets, rolled up his sleeves slowly, and said indifferently, "Leave small things to me."

He walked to the pool to talk to Lu Guang.

Lu Guang handed the chicken to his hand and instructed: "Hold its two feet tightly with one hand, pinch its neck with the other hand, put the blood in this bowl, and call it Min if it stops dripping later." Sister Shu... Forget it, call me, and cut me again."

Gu Fangye's eyelashes drooped slightly, and his voice was low: "Yes."

His broad palm and long fingers brushed against Lu Guang's hand, and according to Lu Guang, he held the chicken's feet and neck.

Lu Guang let go.

Gu Fangye's expression suddenly changed.

Lu Guang turned and walked towards his chopping board.

You Minshu's exclamation came first behind him.

Then jingle jingle bang bang bang——!

Lu Guang turned his head.

As far as the eye could see, chickens flew into the bowl, and blood splashed everywhere.

Like a murder scene.

Gu Fangye was covered in blood, with cold sweat on his forehead, his voice was hoarse, and his expression collapsed: "It can still move!!! Is it dead or alive?!"

Lu Guang: "..."