Pretending to be a rival in love variety shows

Gu Fangye washed his hands and face, changed into a black shirt, rolled up his sleeves, pulled out a small horse from somewhere, sat in front of the director, and beckoned, "Director, let's talk."

The director sensed a hint of danger.

Gu Fangye spoke earnestly: "I think your setting of this link is particularly unreasonable. We are a love reality show, and we pay attention to pink bubbles and love atmosphere. Like this, killing fish and chickens, seeing blood with a knife, isn't it incompatible with this atmosphere?" too suitable?"

The director coughed and said, "It's like this, Brother Gu, our positioning is a social love comedy reality show for amateurs. You know, comedy."

Gu Fangye: "..."

Since the camera had not been turned off, Gu Fangye controlled his facial expression and asked, "Then, will there be similar sessions in the future?"

The director was silent for a moment, then said sadly: "Yes."

Gu Fangye was also silent for a moment, then nodded and said, "I see."

He got up and left.

Ten minutes later, Wang Jiasheng, who was on vacation in Hawaii, received a text message from an unfamiliar number, three simple but not simple words.

"I will kill you".

Wang Jiacheng shivered for a moment, looked up to make sure the bodyguards around him were in place, and then blocked the junk number viciously.

Gu Fangye held the dinner plate and first fed the parrots in the villa.

The big cat can only say "Welcome" and is a bit dull, while the little tiger is chattering and more lively, and can say "Hello", "Dear" and "Hahaha". I don't know how the program group teaches.

The little birds flapped their wings and moved around, they were cute and cute. Gu Fangye had a gentle smile on his face and played with them for a while.

When they returned to the kitchen, the chicken and fish were finished, You Minshu was cooking, and Lu Guang was beating eggs.

Seeing Gu Fangye coming in, Lu Guang said, "The rice is on the small table, the big bowl is for dogs, and the small bowl is for cats."

Gu Fangye said, "Yes."

He stared at the six bowls for a while.

Lu Guang glanced at him, put the beaten egg into the microwave oven, set the time, and walked over: "Do you want my help?"

Gu Fangye: "Huh?"

Lu Guang grinned: "You can't take six bowls by yourself, I'll help you take half."

As he said that, he took out a new tray from the cabinet, put the big bowl of bones and meat for dogs into his own tray, and said to Gu Fangye, "You can give it to the cat."

Gu Fangye came back to his senses and said, "Okay."

The heating was turned on in the villa, and the kitchen was especially hot. Lu Guang was only wearing a thin sweater and jeans, and he shivered from the cold as soon as he stepped out the door.Gu Fangye looked down at himself, only one coat more than Lu Guang, he was hesitating, Lu Guang raised his legs a few times on the spot, exhaled white breath, turned his head and said to Gu Fangye: " Hurry up, go early and come back early."

Said vigorously rushed out.

"..." Gu Fangye couldn't help but curved his lips into a smile, but the smile was quickly washed away by the cold outside in winter.

Go early and return early.

He also strode up.

When approaching the pet room, I feel the warmth.

Lu Guang squatted in front of Wangcai, poured today's lunch into the bowl he used to eat, and then poured egg dumplings and Jianguo's.The three dogs were eating happily, and Lu Guang squatted down, stroking their heads with a smile.

He teased the dog for a while, only to realize that Gu Fangye hadn't been seen for a long time. Lu Guang turned around to look for someone, and saw Gu Fangye standing outside the fence, his eyes were close to nothingness.

"Hey, Brother Gu," Lu Guang waved his hand, "Why don't you come in, it's so cold outside."

Gu Fangye's tone was indifferent: "It's okay, I'll go in after the dog finishes eating."

Lu Guang blinked, and said slowly, "They're going to have fun after eating, and now they just focus on eating."

Gu Fangye stood where he was.

Lu Guang looked at him, stood up after two seconds, walked in front of Gu Fangye, and said with a natural expression: "Well, let me feed the cats as well, and you go back to help sister You Minshu first? It's almost twelve now. Ordered, I feel that there are not many people to help us, and we may not be able to eat one or two o'clock of this meal..."

Lu Guang held the tray with his hand and exerted all his strength.

Not pulling.

Gu Fangye's hand didn't move at all, and he didn't let go.

Lu Guang looked at him in confusion.

Gu Fangye said in a low voice, "I'll do it myself."

"Oh." Lu Guang let go of his hand.

Gu Fangye steadied himself, pushed open the fence gate, and walked into the courtyard.

There is a specially made pet room here, which is also heated. For cats, there are cat climbing frames, nests, and toys comparable to playgrounds.Gu Fangye passed by the three dogs, stepped into the cat house, found their usual eating bowls, and poured the cat food made by Lu Guang into it.

The cat was a little shy, hesitating and not coming up.

Gu Fangye waited for a while, and decided to leave first, and wait an hour before returning to collect the dishes and wash them.

He went out with the tray, and a yellow shadow rushed towards him like lightning.

Gu Fangye was startled, took a big step back, and tripped over the threshold.

The dish flew and the bowl hit.

The cat is scared away.

Director Yi called out to Teacher Gu in horror.

Gu Fangye fell to the ground, his face pale and sweaty.Dan Dumpling wagged its tail, rubbed against Gu Fangye's body, raised its paw, and patted Gu Fangye's shoulder quite humanely.

"Gu, Brother Gu."

Lu Guang ran over, rubbed Dan Dumpling's head, and mumbled coaxingly: "Be good, baby, let's go out and play."

While coaxing and tugging, he finally got Corgi out.

Gu Fangye's black shirt and black coat were covered in fur.He pressed his temple with a bit of a headache, and just as he was in shock, he slowly sat up from the ground.

With his palms on the ground, Gu Fangye looked at the open door, outside the door Lu Guang was having fun with the dog, circling around.

"Mr. Gu, are you okay?"

Gu Fangye shook his head: "It's fine."

He got up, picked up the pieces of the bowl, and put them on the tray.Suddenly remembered something and asked, "Is there a penalty for breaking the bowl?"

"No deduction, no deduction, don't worry."

"That's good."

When Gu Fangye finished packing the bowl, Lu Guang happened to take a look into the room.Then he took three balls from the kennel, and as soon as he threw one, all three dogs ran out.

Gu Fangye held the tray tightly and walked out of the cat house slowly.

"Brother Gu, go back first." Lu Guang said again.

Gu Fangye said, "Yes."

Although Dan Dumpling had short legs, she ran very fast. She was the first to pick up the ball and put it at Lu Guang's feet, sticking out her tongue and circling for praise.Lu Guang smiled and squatted down to pat its head, then stood up to throw the second ball.

The egg dumpling rushed out again.

Then he ran back in a hurry, put the ball at Lu Guang's feet, and lined up with the ball just now, wagging his tail happily.

The little Shiba Inu and the little husky were extremely lonely, and their eyes seemed to be watery with grievances.

Lu Guang touched the egg dumpling first, and praised: "Our corgis are so good!"

Then pet the Shiba Inu and the Husky: "Xiao Shiba and Xiao Ha are great too! Now they are just small and can't outrun the big dogs. When they grow up, they can run faster and grab the ball."

Lu Guang comforted the two puppies, picked up the two balls thrown just now, took one in his hand, and threw the three balls out together.

He looked at the dog that rushed out in an instant, rubbed his hands, and smiled.

The three dogs came back with the ball in their mouths and wagged their tails. Lu Guang touched and praised each of them.

When Xiao Ke, Xiao Chai, and Xiao Ha were barking happily, Gu Fangye's voice came from behind him: "The Corgi is called Dan Dumpling, the Shiba Inu is called Wang Cai, and the Husky is called Jianguo."

"Ah." Lu Guang turned around and saw Gu Fangye standing outside the fence holding a tray.He said in a daze, "You didn't leave just now."

Gu Fangye said, "Yes."

"...Ah," Lu Guang scratched his head, "Then you saw..."

"what?"

"……nothing."

Gu Fangye said lightly: "Then go back together?"

"Okay."

There are three more people in the kitchen.

Chen Boyun, Yao Xintong and Lang Yi.

Lang Yi is 28 years old, and he is the oldest among them.He is about 1.8 meters tall. Standing with Chen Boyun, it can be seen that his body proportions are good, but when Gu Fangye stepped up, he was immediately short.

"There are so many people," Gu Fangye greeted casually, "Is there anything else I can help?"

Lang Yi smiled and said, "It's almost done, brother, wait to eat."

Gu Fangye nodded, put a tray of shards on the marble counter, and walked out of the kitchen.

Lu Guang also came in to say hello to everyone, then found a thick garbage bag, poured the pieces in separately, and tied it up.I washed the bowls and trays and put them back in the cabinet.

"Hey, Lu Guang."

Lu Guang was about to leave when he heard someone calling him.

It was Yao Xintong.

She smiled sheepishly: "The strap at the back of my apron is untied, can you tie it for me?"

"Ah, yes."

Lu Guang walked over to help her tie her apron, Yao Xintong pursed her lips and said, "Thank you."

"You're welcome, sister Yao Xintong. Is there anything else I can do for you?"

Yao Xintong said no more.

Lu Guang asked the others if they had any.

They all said no.Lang Yi still said, wait to eat.

There is no one in the living room.

Everyone has their own tasks.

Lu Guang wobbled and felt a little bored.He thought for a while, went up to the second floor, returned to his room, and said to his cameraman and director sister: "I'll stay by myself for a while, you guys go to rest for a while too."

Sdygguang: Recording variety shows is quite fun.Hey, I really want to have a dog.

Sdygguang: Or raising a cat is also good.

Sdygguang: After thinking about it, if I keep a pet in the future, I will call it Manolin.

Sdygguang: I don't know if I will be popular... If I can buy a house in City B, I can raise it... Ah, I don't dare to think about it.

"It's dinner time!"

You Minshu's voice is sweet, so loud it won't appear shrill or fierce.

Lu Guang got up from the bed, went into the bathroom to make sure his hair was not messed up by himself, washed his face, and went out.

It happened that Gu Fangye also came out.

Gu Fangye changed his clothes, it was still a shirt, this time it was dark green.

Lu Guang stared at him and lost his mind, thinking that it was not easy to change three clothes in just one morning.

When he came back to his senses, he wanted to say hello to Gu Fangye, but Gu Fangye passed him by without looking sideways, and went downstairs.

Lu Guang: ...?

He followed Gu Fangye downstairs, passing the parrot cage, one of them said suddenly: "Welcome!"

Lu Guang was taken aback, let out an "uh" and said, "Thank you."

Parrot: "You're welcome!"

Gu Fangye:?

He cleaned the cage, fed the big cat, and fed it. He only heard it say welcome twice, but he didn't know that it would say you're welcome.Is it because he didn't say thank you?

Yao Xintong chuckled.

She said, "Lu Guang, you are so cute."

Lu Guang bit his tongue, smiled shyly and said, "...ah, I am, a little too childish."

Only children can have serious conversations with animals.Uncle always laughed at him like that.

Gu Fangye said coldly: "Indeed."

Lu Guang: "..."

He lowered his head, thinking angrily, if he is seen playing games with dogs like that, he will think him childish.

Yao Xintong rounded things up: "Oh, how can this be called childish, Lu Guang is such a lovely age."

Gu Fangye pulled out the chair and sat down on the dining table, looked back at Lu Guang standing at the stairs, and lazily said, "Well, kid."

Lu Guang: "..."

Lu Guang said seriously, "I'm not a kid anymore."

silent.

Then everyone laughed.