Pretending to be a rival in love variety shows

"I'm not a child" is the same as "I'm not drunk", when it needs to be refuted, it seems unconvincing.

Lu Guang is indeed the smallest among them.

Besides him is You Minshu, 21 years old.

But everyone's laughter is also kind.

Soon, You Minshu called Lu Guang to have dinner quickly.

During the meeting, we chatted about some innocuous topics, centering on personality, appearance, and the content of the tasks that everyone drew. The atmosphere was not particularly active, probably because of the restrictions of the rules. Today, I can’t reveal my occupation, ideal type, etc., so there are few Lots of topics.

On the other hand, Chen Boyun, anyway, made a slip of the tongue at the beginning, so he didn't shy away from it.

He took the initiative to talk about the difference between the programmer profession and the outside world's imagination, and gradually, the topic revolved around him.

You Minshu is the cook, and He Xuansi is the one who washes the dishes.

But all the gentlemen did not give up completely, they all stepped forward to help, such as emptying the leftovers, simply pouring the bowl over the water, etc., and handing over the final process to He Xuansi.

He Xuansi said generously, "Thank you everyone."

Lu Guang finally took the garbage out and threw it away, and returned to the living room, only to realize that Gu Fangye had disappeared since the banquet was over.

Chen Boyun sat on the sofa and read a weekly gossip magazine. Lu Guang casually asked, and Chen Boyun answered him: "I seem to be going back to my room after eating."

Lu Guang asked again: "Where's sister You Minshu?"

Chen Boyun said: "I seem to have gone back to the room, and said that I want to study how to make dinner. Oh, it's a headache for people who don't know how to cook. Today, Min Shu cut vegetables and hurt his hands. I told the program team to change. The task, the program team doesn't agree, it's a bit unreasonable."

Lu Guang nodded thoughtfully, and sighed, "A little bit."

Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that Gu Fangye was afraid of dogs, but the program crew insisted on saying nothing.

"By the way," Chen Boyun looked sideways at Lu Guang, and narrowly said, "I've always heard you called Sister You Minshu, Sister Yao Xintong, Sister He Xuansi, with names and surnames, don't you feel tired?"

Lu Guang hesitated, "Isn't this more polite?"

Chen Boyun said: "But it will be a little strange."

Lu Guang earnestly sought knowledge and asked, "Then what should it be called?"

Chen Boyun asked back: "Why do you usually call women who are older than you?"

Lu Guang thought for a while, and gave an example: "Well...sometimes it's surname + sister, sometimes it's first name + sister, or the last word of the name + sister."

Chen Boyun flipped through the weekly magazine and nodded: "That's a good name."

Lu Guang frowned: "Isn't that a good name?"

"What's wrong?"

"Sounds like a very distant working relationship."

Chen Boyun glanced at him, then at the film crew, leaned close to Lu Guang, and whispered: "Don't you think it's not a work relationship now?"

"what?"

Chen Boyun patted Lu Guang's shoulder with a look of coming, "Take it easy, even if you really think you're here to find a girlfriend, taking it easy can bring out your charm better."

Lu Guang's face wrinkled into a ball, and he struggled, "Okay."

"Welcome!" The big cat hanging on the stairs fluttered its wings and said leisurely.

You Minshu stretched out his hand to tease it, smiling beautifully.

Chen Boyun stood up, not knowing where to put his hands, and greeted stiffly: "Minshu, hello, why are you down?"

Lu Guang: "..."

It doesn't look easy on you either.

You Minshu held up the clothes in his hand and said, "It got dirty during cooking, I'm going to wash it and dry it."

The villa has a dedicated laundry room, equipped with washing machines and dryers, and the heating is fully turned on, so you can hang your clothes if you want to dry them.There are two laundry rooms, separate for men and women.

Chen Boyun blurted out: "Then I will go with you."

You Minshu bit his lip and didn't answer for a while, but Chen Boyun came to his senses and hurriedly added: "I'll accompany you there, and then I'll wait for you outside."

"Thank you." You Minshu smiled.

At this time, Lu Guang had a flash of inspiration: "I will go too!"

"Ah?" Chen Boyun looked at him.

Lu Guang said without confidence: "Anyway, I don't have much work right now..."

Chen Boyun reluctantly said: "Okay."

"I'll go too." Gu Fangye's voice came from the stairs.

Chen Boyun's expression cracked.

You Minshu blushed, looked at the three of them, and said shyly, "Oh, you guys are making a lot of noise..."

Gu Fangye went downstairs slowly, walked to You Minshu, lowered his head slightly: "By the way, what are you going to do?"

You Minshu pinned the broken hair on his cheeks behind his ears, looked at Gu Fangye and smiled sweetly: "Go do the laundry."

"Oh," Gu Fangye said in a deep voice, "then let's go."

You Minshu said happily: "Okay."

Chen Boyun is petrified.

collapsed.

crushed.

Lu Guang dragged Chen Boyun and followed behind the handsome couple, encouraging Chen Boyun: "Everything has just begun! Come on! Work hard! Brother Boyun, you can do it!"

Chen Boyun looked up at Lu Guang, and sighed quietly: "If I were as tall as you, I might be a little more confident."

"Ok?"

Chen Boyun lamented: "If I could be ten centimeters taller..."

Lu Guang said casually: "1.7 meters four is not bad!"

Chen Boyun was even more sad: "I don't even have 1.7 meters four..."

Lu Guang comforted awkwardly: "It's okay! Your work doesn't depend on your height."

Chen Boyun said angrily: "Are you discussing work now? Are you discussing love, love!"

Lu Guang shut up.

He pursed his lips and looked at Gu Fangye's back, feeling a little sympathetic to Chen Boyun's pain.

Gu Fangye sent You Minshu to the laundry room, and stood outside the door to wait.

Seeing Lu Guang and Chen Boyun coming together, he seemed to be in a good mood, and even waved to them.

Chen Boyun hesitated: "Brother Gu."

Lu Guang was full of energy: "Hello, Brother Gu!"

Gu Fangye chuckled: "Those who didn't know thought it was a military parade."

Lu Guang laughed heartlessly, looked at Gu Fangye curiously after laughing, and asked, "Brother Gu, how tall are you?"

Gu Fangye said, "Ninety-one."

Lu Guang: "Wow."

Chen Boyun: "Wow."

Gu Fangye glanced at the two of them and asked, "What about you?"

Lu Guang was lonely: "I'm only [-]."

Chen Boyun didn't want to answer at all.He was evasively silent.

As a result, Gu Fangye looked at him, and asked again with a pleasant face: "What about you?"

Chen Boyun looked at him in disbelief.

This man is so ruthless!so cruel!so vicious!

Chen Boyun gritted his teeth and said, "1.7 meters three."

"It doesn't look like it."

Chen Boyun humiliated: "This, this is after wearing shoes. The naked height is 1.7 meters."

Gu Fangye nodded: "That's right."

Chen Boyun gritted his teeth.This feud is settled.

"Brother Gu," You Minshu poked his head out of the laundry room and asked for help, "I have a coat that is so heavy that I can't hang it up, can you help me?"

Gu Fangye smiled slightly: "Okay."

Walk in with long legs.

Chen Boyun: "..."

From then on, he swore against Gu Fangye!

Lu Guang suddenly said, "So handsome."

Chen Boyun:?

What Lu Guang thought in his heart was, 1.9 meters one, so handsome.

More than half an hour later, You Minshu finally washed his clothes, and the four returned to the living room in a mighty manner.

I found three people in the living room fighting the landlord, and another person was watching helplessly.

Seeing Lu Guang and the others, He Xuansi immediately waved: "Hey, do you guys want to fight the landlord?"

In the end, Lu Guang and Chen Boyun sat down with them, while Gu Fangye went out with You Minshu to buy ingredients for dinner.You Minshu said that she wanted to start cooking dinner earlier so that everyone could eat it earlier.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, You Minshu came back and started cooking; Gu Fangye went to play with the pets.

Everyone has their own tasks, the game between the two sides finally broke up, Chen Boyun quietly said to Lu Guang: "I found He Xuansi so cute."

Lu Guang nodded: "Yeah, I think so too."

He Xuansi is sweet and cute. When she smiles, there are dimples on her cheeks, which doubles her sweetness.

Chen Boyun went on to say: "I'm not very tall either. I think Minshu is about 1.7 meters. Xuan Si, I guess it's probably less than 1.6 meters."

Lu Guang: "..."

He comforted him: "Brother Bo Yun, liking is the most important thing."

Chen Boyun sighed.

Lu Guang stood up and said, "I'm going to do my work too."

"what is your job?"

"Water the vegetables in the backyard, feed the chickens, ducks and geese, and then cook for the pets. What about you, Brother Bo Yun?"

"Me? Do you know that there is an indoor swimming pool on the top floor of the villa?"

"Wow, I didn't know just now, but now I know."

"My task is to clean the swimming pool," Chen Boyun said angrily, "I suspect that the program team tricked us out to work."

Lu Guang patted him on the shoulder: "Come on, Brother Bo Yun."

Lu Guang cooked the meal, and Gu Fangye came to get it.

You Minshu was busy with the kitchen, and was overwhelmed. Fortunately, Lang Yi and Yao Xintong helped.Lang Yi seems to be very good at kitchen affairs. With him in command, the overall atmosphere in the kitchen can be regarded as orderly.

Gu Fangye was still in the same order as before, feed the parrot first.

"welcome!"

Gu Fangye paused, and tentatively said, "Thank you."

The big cat glanced at him and didn't fart.

Gu Fangye: "..."

Go feed the tiger again.

Xiaohu kept repeating "hello" and "dear" and "hello" and "dear" on twitter.

Gu Fangye looked at it for a long while, then tried his best to calmly say, "Thank you."

no response.

Gu Fangye thought for a while, and when Xiaohu repeated hello my dear, he also whispered, "Hello."

Xiaohu: "Hahaha."

Gu Fangye: "..."

This is humiliation!

He pretended nothing happened, went back to the kitchen, looked at the six bowls, three big and three small, he took the three small ones first.

waited and waited.

Sure enough, Lu Guang came over and said, "Let's go together." He filled the three big bowls.

Gu Fangye said reservedly: "Yes."

After a pause, he said to Lu Guang, "Put on a coat, it's quite cold outside."

It was dark outside.

A lot of snow.

Gu Fangye said: "It started to download at noon."

Lu Guang answered, "Snow is so beautiful."

Gu Fangye said: "It's cold and inconvenient."

Lu Guang nodded: "But it's still very beautiful. It reminds me of the previous snow texts. The sky and the earth are white, covered with silver. I used to be in my hometown, and I have never seen such snow. I only saw it when I came to City B last year. , To be honest, I was shocked at the time, very excited, had fun in the snow, and asked my uncle to help me take a lot of photos."

The lights inside and outside the villa suddenly lit up one by one.

The street lights on both sides of the road they were walking on suddenly turned on, and the light turned his head, raised his eyes slightly, and looked at Gu Fangye, with a smile on his lips showing a little embarrassment: "Are you quite new to the world?"

Lu Guang's youthful temperament is very strong, especially the eyes, the double eyelids are just right, the end of the eyes is slightly drooping and rounded, the pupils are black and shiny, when you look at it attentively, it looks like you are being looked at by a cute little animal. Lu Guang is as cute as a small animal, and he is as clean as if he doesn't know anything about the world.

The light from the street lamps made the hair that was blown by the cold wind sparkle.

Gu Fangye withdrew his eyes and said indifferently: "Yes."

Lu Guang said, "Why don't we have a snowball fight later?"

Gu Fangye was noncommittal: "I'm afraid we won't be able to fight."

"Why? You can ask everyone to come and play together."

Gu Fangye raised his chin and signaled: "Because obviously cleaning the snow in front of the door is also a task."

On the lawn, someone was wrapped up thickly and was struggling to sweep away the snow.

The results are remarkable, and it must not be just the beginning.

Lu Guang glanced around: "It's Sister Nanli, let's help later!"

Gu Fangye clicked his tongue.

His hands were itchy, he couldn't help it, he couldn't bear it, he stretched out his hand and rubbed Lu Guang's head fiercely: "Little friend, you are full of energy."

Lu Guang smiled brightly, and suddenly sang loudly: "When Lu sees injustice, let out a roar, and act when it is time to act, rushing to Kyushu!"

Then he ran up and shouted to Gu Fangye: "Hurry up Gu Ge, they must be hungry!"

Gu Fangye was puzzled, and muttered in a low voice: "What's wrong."

He also guarded the bowl and started to run.

"Wow, woof woof, woof woof!"

The dogs barked happily, wanting to cuddle Lu Guang intimately. When Lu Guang squatted down, they squeezed and wanted to lick him.Lu Guang accepted this kind of love with a smile, and when they had had enough trouble, he took out the bowl and said solemnly: "Okay, okay, today's meal is here. Today's dinner is big chicken drumsticks, salmon, carrots, and Apples and goat's milk, everyone should eat cleanly. Let's eat—"

Gu Fangye stood outside the fence, watching Lu Guang get along with animals with ease.

He didn't move, stood, waited.

Lu Guang turned his head, saw him like this, hesitated for a moment, got up and came over, and repeated the conversation at noon: "Do you want me to help feed the cat?"

Gu Fangye was silent for a moment, then handed him the tray: "Thank you."

"you're welcome."

Lu Guang walked into the cat's hut with the tray.

"Meow~"

The meowing of cats came out, followed by Lu Guang's laughter: "Wow, Xiao Wang...can I call you Xiao Wang? Are you a little too fat? You need to lose weight. Xiao Hei has a good figure, but ...Hey, why are you so picky eaters, eat a little pumpkin too, it helps digestion. You see, the little puppet is doing very well, eating everything with balanced nutrition can make it look so beautiful, right?"

Before he knew it, the corners of Gu Fangye's lips had been lifted slightly, holding a faint smile in his mouth.

However, when Lu Guang came out, his expression changed.

Heavy and confused.

Lu Guang:?

He asked, "What's wrong?"

Gu Fangye folded his arms and looked Lu Guang up and down: "There is a problem."

"Ok?"

"As soon as you go in, the cat comes out?"

Lu Guang took it for granted: "Yes."

Gu Fangye gritted his teeth.

Lu Guang:? ? ?

Gu Fangye: "Then why, as soon as I went in, they hid so hard that I couldn't see any of them."

Lu Guang: Pfft.

Gu Fangye: "Are you laughing at me?"

Lu Guang: "No, that is, people may have different physiques. I have been attracted to animals since I was a child." And all the elders like it.

Gu Fangye hummed: "It doesn't matter, anyway, today's mission is almost over."

"Yeah," Lu Guang laughed, "Actually, I'd love to play with small animals. I don't know if I'll have a chance to get a breeder, hehe."

At the dinner table, Gu Fangye held a new task card and stared at the director team.

The five characters on the card——

"Temporary Breeder".

director:"……"

What a death stare.

He said innocently: "Brother Gu, you drew the card yourself."

Gu Fangye took a deep breath: "Why do you want to smoke before meals?" Are you trying to make him unable to eat? ? ?

The director is even more innocent: "Because there is an after-dinner link after the meal."

Gu Fangye said indifferently: "Oh."

He tilted his head and asked Lu Guang, "What did you draw?"

Lu Guang showed the card to Gu Fangye, and said happily, "Sweep the snow!"

Gu Fangye said with distaste: "When you sweep the snow, you just sweep the snow, and you are so happy to be with the snow?"

Lu Guang whispered: "Then we have to sweep the lawn, can I walk the dog for you by the way?"

Gu Fangye was dumbfounded.

He didn't know what to say for a while.

He suddenly... had an urge to ask Lu Guang whether the most important part of this sentence was "help him" or "walk the dog", and whether it was because he wanted to get along with him or with the dog.

Lu Guang's eyes were shining brightly.

In the end, Gu Fangye only heard his usual indifferent syllable: "Yes."