unlucky beggar

The time is fleeting, the white horse is too short, and it is winter in a blink of an eye.The cold wind howled in the small town, and the ground was full of silver frost. The poor rich man Wang was as cold as willows in the wind because he was reluctant to spend money on cotton-padded clothes, so he dared not take a step out of the door.I didn't feel so afraid of the cold in previous years. Could it be that I have been raised too well this year and I am afraid of the cold?

It was not a solution to go on like this for a long time. When the New Year was approaching, Wang Jin gritted his teeth and endured the pain, and asked the maid to remove a quilt and make him two cloaks.

The maid asked curiously, "Master, why do you want two?"

"I can't change the laundry." Wang Jincai said without blushing.

The clothes are ready and the New Year is coming. The Wang family, who has always been stingy, hangs two red lanterns at the door to complete the work.There was an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks on the dinner table on New Year's Eve, and the maid was about to put them away, but Wang Jincai asked her to put them away.

Maybe it will show up?

In terms of that guy's personality, Bao Buqi would do such a shocking thing.

After making up his mind, Wang Jin wanted to wait and see, but when the first month passed, he didn't see anyone.

There is little ice and frost at the end of the year, and spring comes to the grass and trees in the world.

In early spring and February, when it was warm and cold, Wang Jin just woke up to take a nap, and saw new shoots on the branches outside the window, which was a fine sunny day for rent collection.Walking out the door, looking for Zhang, Li, Siwang and Ermazi, asking for monthly money one by one, and then went to the field to look at the seedlings.Passing by the ancient trees on the side of the road, Wang Jincai couldn't help but stop and look up.

It's not that he never climbed when he was naughty when he was young, but when he grew up, he realized that climbing trees is indecent, so he didn't do it again.Some people completely disregarded etiquette, but just liked to steal his watermelon and then climbed up the tree to eat it, and let him jump around in anger.Seeing that there was no one around, Wang Jin had a thought, moved slowly under the tree, and climbed up with hands and feet.

"Master Wang, what are you doing?" Since Wang Jincai's charitable deed of porridge and money lending, the villagers in the town greeted him happily when they saw him.

"No, it's nothing." Wang Jin, who had just climbed less than a foot, stiffened his hands and feet, jumped down from the tree and ran away.

Four months flew by and it was early summer.

Patience is exhausted, and Wang Jincai, who is full of anger, is very irritable for a while-every night, he sees the beggar king knocking on his door with 800 taels of silver in his hand, and wakes up with nothing but an empty dream. How can it not be annoying?

Broken bastard!

With nowhere to vent his anger, Wang Jincai splashed angrily, cursing secretly.The weather was cool, and it was not advisable to bathe in the river for too long, so Wang Jin just climbed ashore and put on his clothes, then picked up two stones and threw them into the river unhappily.

The beauty who occasionally took a bath upstream hadn't appeared for more than half a year. Wang Jincai often recalled it nostalgicly, but the first thing he thought of was always the other person's laziness, with loose and messy hair hanging down his neck.

The more he thought about it, the more mixed feelings became. Wang Jincai sat by the river and thought about it until the sun set and dyed his reflection with layers of colorful clouds.

During the hot summer months, there are bursts of cicadas, and the trees are full of shade.

In the Wang family mansion, Uncle Wang stroked his beard mournfully, and said earnestly to Wang Jincai who was packing his bags, "Master... you can go with peace of mind..."

***?Wang Jincai stared at Uncle Wang silently for a while, thinking that I'm still alive.

Since making up his mind a few months ago, Wang Jincai, who is looking around for information and taking care of the family business, has been very busy.Going out alone is not as good as walking with a companion, and there is no one to take care of everything, so of course you have to find out more clearly.For example, how should the road be, how much travel is enough, where is it more cost-effective to live, etc., and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, Wang Jin simply packed his luggage and was ready to go on the road.

"Uncle Wang," Wang Jin said worriedly before the final decision, "try to sell the watermelon for five cents a catty when it is ripe, maybe some Jianghu people from somewhere will buy it."

Uncle Wang repeatedly nodded in agreement, and the maid standing beside him interrupted and asked, "Master, are you going to beg for luck?"

"No, no, no!" Upon hearing this, Wang Jincai shook his head and waved his hands as if his tail had been stepped on, firmly denying it.

"I just want to get back the 800 taels of silver!"

"...Is that so?"

The servant girl responded with a half-believing smile, then turned her head and narrowly gave Uncle Wang, who was with the old god, a wink.Seeing this, the rich man Wang, who was embarrassed for a while, simply didn't talk to them, and set off to collect debts with his burden on his back.

After leaving the small town and heading south, although it was a long journey through mountains and rivers, Wang Jin had already inquired about the route in advance, so it was not too difficult to walk.

What's more, compared with the mountain trails, the official road is much smoother and easier to walk.It’s just that the problem of food and accommodation on the road is quite tricky—you have to choose carefully when you eat and stay, and Wang Jin, who can’t get a bargain, is unwilling to give up. Either the steamed buns in this place are expensive, or the inn in that one is too dark. spend a penny.Picking and going around will inevitably slow down the journey, plus he is reluctant to hire a carriage and travels all on his legs, let alone the year of the monkey to get to the place.

"Xiao Er, how far is it from Yueyang City?"

In a dilapidated inn, Wang Jincai was asking the clerk for directions.

"It's very close, guest officer," said the kind waiter, and showed him the direction, "We'll be there in two days."

"Thank you." Wang Jincai was relieved. After walking for more than 20 days, he didn't even see a city gate. He thought he was going the wrong way.

It’s good to know that it’s right now, Wang Jin just stroked his chest, it’s a two-day journey... I remember that Junshan is [-] miles south of Yueyang City, wouldn’t it be three or four days at most?

Thinking of this, the corners of Wang Jincai's mouth raised uncontrollably, and his eyes narrowed dangerously: Humph, when I catch that big liar and don't take off his skin, sir, I will write the word "王" upside down. !

Naturally, there was a reason why Wang Jincai was so angry.If that person hadn't told him that he couldn't take the things in the inn, he wouldn't have been taken as a thief and sent to the government as soon as he went out.After careful calculation, that stinky beggar lied to him more than just one thing - lied to him that he was blind, lied to him that the inn served food within a limited time, lied to him that he would not forget him, lied to him that he would help feed the pigs, lied to him He said he would definitely come back.If you lie too much, you will be struck by lightning!Wang Jincai gritted his teeth, wishing to settle accounts with this guy even in his dreams.

After another two days of driving, Wang Jin finally arrived at Yueyang.

As the old saying goes, Dongting is water in the sky, and Yueyang is the building in the world. Standing on the Yueyang Tower and looking at Junshan Mountain, the bright lake is like a mirror, with green snails in it, mountains and rivers mirror each other, and the waves are swaying.It's a pity that Master Wang is not interested in anything other than money, so he hurried past after looking at him casually.

Similarly, Dongting Lake is [-] miles away, and Wang Jincai exclaimed, "It's so big" and it's over.

After crossing Dongting and boarding Junshan Mountain, Wang Jincai was able to relax and enjoy the landscape while looking at the small island full of beggars.

Ha ha ha ha!

If he can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple, and he has found the leader of the beggar gang, so he is afraid that he won't be able to find the head of the beggar gang? !

The triumphant Wang Jin clenched his fists in his heart, and when he found someone, he would eat them alive, tear them apart, rape them first and then kill them... Ah bah!Don’t do anything that breaks the law, let’s be gentle.

Just thinking about how to be gentle, Wang Jincai was attracted by a group of beggars in front of him.

"Hey, do you feel that Chief Su is acting strange recently?"

"It's been a long time, it's been like this since I came back from the South China Sea."

Hearing what they were discussing, Wang Jin quickly pricked up his ears and sneaked closer.

"That's right, the leader, he squatted listlessly on the arch bridge all day long, so that everyone didn't dare to go up, for fear that he would get nervous and split the bridge, so we can finish playing together."

"Tch, you can't swim!"

"Do you think our leader has lost his mind?"

"No, no, I think it's probably a collision..."

After listening to their chatter for a long time, Wang Jin preliminarily concluded that the leader of the gang was on the bridge, and that the days were not going well.

deserve it!This is the most sincere voice of the rich man Wang, but at the same time it is a little uncomfortable.Forget it, it's not too late, let's find someone first.

With blue and white stone slabs and a curved bridge body, the stone bridge on Junshan Mountain is called Qiuyue, but in the eyes of rich locals who don't know how to sing the wind and play the moon, it looks more like an ingot.

When Wang Jin walked over, there was only one person on the spacious bridge.He didn't wear dioramas, and he still wore the clean and simple beggar's attire. His hair was tied back in a mess, with a few strands hanging slightly around his neck.

"Su Qiuer," Wang Jincai said in a vicious voice, probably the tone of impermanence in black and white, "I'm here to find you."

"Huh?" The confused Su Qiuer frowned, "Your Excellency has enmity with me?"

Returning to Your Excellency, Wang Jincai got goosebumps all over the ground, it seems that this bastard really forgot about him.

"No grudges, but debts!"

"Really?" Su Douer laughed, "I owe you money?"

More than that, you owe me a lot, my lord.Wang Jincai suppressed the soreness in his heart, and suddenly pulled out a copper plate wrapped in red thread from his bosom, and stuffed it into Su Qiuer's hand.

"Remember? What you said."

"..."

Su Qiuer stared blankly at the copper coins, with an expression on his face that Wang Jincai had never seen before.The two of them stood face to face for a while, and they seemed to be made of stone just like the Qiuyue Bridge.

"If you can't remember it, think about it slowly. I'll sit down first." Wang Jincai, who had been running all the way, was the first to be unable to hold on, and slid on the ground against the bridge railing to rest.

"Are you tired?" Su Douer asked him softly.

"I'm so tired that my legs are about to break."

It's no wonder that Wang Jin was exaggerating, his legs and feet were indeed in pain.But who would have expected that this casual remark would actually make the dignified Chief Su really serious, muttering "I'll rub it for you" and insisted on taking off his shoes and socks on the spot.

Well, just rub it. In fact, Su Qiu'er used to help him with such things as rubbing his back and rubbing his feet. Since he has the opportunity to enjoy it, why not do it?Wang Jincai straightened his legs and rubbed them for him.

Rubbing and rubbing, Su Qiuer's eyes seemed to be red.

Wang Jincai caught a glimpse, and his face turned pale with fright, so frightened that he didn't dare to gasp: Could it be that he is going crazy?

Sure enough, the next moment Su Douer threw him to the ground like a lunatic, and kissed him wildly.

Don't touch my face if you just touched my feet!Wang Jin was angry, but luckily he was hygienic and had a wash last night.

"Master Wang," Su Douer laughed heartily, swallowing mountains and rivers with anger, and his voice was like a torrent of bells, "I can't repay you, so do you want to make a promise with your body?"

"Nonsense, of course!" Wang Jincai's ribs hurt from being crushed by him, but he still yelled angrily, "Also, don't take the money you owe me!"

In this case, it would be nice for you to come to my house to beg for a lifetime of food.

Spoiler - The Unlucky Rich Man

On this day, Su Qiuer, who was washing his feet by the river, caught a big bastard from the water.

He didn't intend to kill, but the green-haired turtle wanted to rub against his instep, so he had no choice but to take it back and cook it.

The soup in the pot was simmering when Wang Jincai strode into the kitchen.

"Why is it so delicious?!" The questioning voice was full of panic, "Didn't we say that we only open meat three times a month and eat radish today? Didn't you buy meat again?"

"Don't worry, I didn't buy it," Su Qiuer was used to this kind of situation, and he didn't stop spreading the seasoning, "This one doesn't cost money, I caught it in the river."

"So that's how it is!" Wang Jincai's eyes lit up, and he moved to Su Dou'er's side and praised, "Good catch! I knew you were virtuous."

"Yeah." Su Douer snorted twice without refuting, and smiled and raised her neck.The rich man Wang was very cooperative, and immediately stood on tiptoe to wipe his sweat, adjusted his hair after wiping, and took out a fan to fan him after finishing.

The so-called being courteous without doing anything is either rape or stealing.Although there is little chance of Mr. Wang cheating, he is determined not to do business at a loss.

"I heard that Li Yuan's family's green fur turtle is lost, and a reward of 50 taels is being offered." Wang Jin stopped his fan, and when he mentioned the money, he looked yearning, "50 taels! Can you help me catch it?"

Su Qiuer, who was noncommittal, looked at the iron pot with a regretful expression.The excited Master Wang didn't pay attention at all, he was still gesticulating on his own, "That turtle is so big, it's green, and there are words engraved on its back, what are the words..."

"Fortune and treasure?"

"No, it's like 'Don't eat me'."

Su Qiuer lifted the lid of the pot and took a look, "Hey, it's really 'don't eat me', but it's not good if it's already cooked, right?"

There was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, Master Wang was hit so hard that he couldn't move his mouth wide open.

Seeing this, Su Qiuer scooped up a spoonful of bastard soup and put it into his mouth, and asked earnestly, "Jincai, do you think it's salty or not?"

"Stop putting salt," Master Wang whimpered with the tears flowing in his heart, "You don't need money for salt."

50 taels of silver came to naught, and Mr. Wang, who loves money like his life, was a little bit out of his body until dinner.

"You said that if Li Yuanwai brought this pot of soup, how much would he give me?" Wang Jincai knocked on the turtle's shell resolutely, "I'll give you some, right?"

"Well." Frowning and pondering for a moment, Su Douer conveniently served a bowl of soup to his rich man, "I think it is more likely that he will make us lose money."

"What?!" Master Wang was very excited, he picked up the bowl and drank it all in one gulp without waiting for the soup to cool down. "It's impossible to lose money, why don't we just drink up the soup! Then make turtle jelly from the shells, destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces, and refuse to admit it!"

"Well," Su Qiuer wiped off his sweat, "is it hot for you to drink like this?"

"My tongue is numb."

"Put it out and I'll blow it with you."

"Oh." As soon as he stuck out his tongue, Master Wang immediately retracted it. "No, this is 50 taels of silver soup. The essence cannot be wasted. What if you blow it away?"

"..."

Is this cute or cute or cute, Chief Su thought subtly.

It was night, and there was no entertainment in the town, and every household turned off the lights early and went to sleep.The rich man Wang's house never lights up anyway, so it can't be said to be turned off.

But it is difficult to do things in the dark, Su Douer turned on the flashlight that Linglingfu gave him, and the room was suddenly bright.

"Hmm..." Wang Jincai snorted, "Why did you turn on the light?"

"I can't see it," Su Douer, who was also patient, explained, "The ointment is used up, and I'm looking for a new one."

"In the cabinet on the left, hurry up, or I can't help it, don't blame me..." Master Wang panted with difficulty, his voice was extremely attractive.But at this time, Su Qiuer just wanted to be evil, so he deliberately and slowly applied the ointment, and sighed earnestly: "I want to vent so early, you have a weak kidney."

"You...I..." Master Wang couldn't help but make a nasal voice, "Master, I have a kidney deficiency, can you come in, don't come in... Ah!"

"Isn't this coming?" After biting him before inserting it, Su Douer moaned contentedly, straightened her waist and began to move vigorously.

"Ouch... you want to die, you... ah... you want me to die, you... well, take it easy!"

Master Wang couldn't take it anymore, he gasped and scolded: "What if the bed shakes and collapses... ah... the repair fee...how much money..."

"Shut up quickly." The consequences of such a terrible sound of screaming on the bed are unimaginable. Su Douer half embraced the person in his arms, and penetrated fiercely from bottom to top.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Hey, don't yell at me while shooting, okay?" Su Douer slapped Wang Jincai's butt, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "It's sprayed all the way to my chin."

"I want to say that I can't help it..." After venting, the aftertaste swept over his body, Mr. Wang was paralyzed on Su Dou'er's body, he was too lazy to move, and he licked along the line of his chin with his neck up.

"Well, you..." Suppressing the comfortable moan that came out of his throat, Su Douer was flattered and said, "Did you hit your head?"

"Get out." Master Wang seemed to want to lick off what was sprayed on his lower abdomen, but it was too difficult to bend over with something buried in his body, "I ate such expensive old turtle soup today, this must be very nourishing, wipe it off too much wasted."

...I knew I shouldn't have asked.

Leader Su was very upset, turned over and pressed Master Wang down again, and started to do it hard.Master Wang yelled and yelled for a long time, and finally finished it once, but some people wanted to bloom twice.

"No...I have back pain and leg cramps..."

"Be good, be good," Su Douer rubbed Wang Jincai's head and coaxed, "The lubricating ointment we use is also very expensive, so we shouldn't waste it! We've already applied so much, why don't we do it a few more times?"

Master Wang was dizzy from being shaken before, but now he is still a little confused, "Oh, how expensive is it?"

"One hundred and eighty taels a can."

Su Qiuer was telling the truth, but he didn't say that he took this thing for nothing from the secret agent's mansion, and he didn't give him a penny.

"What?!" If it wasn't for the pain in the butt, Wang Jin would have to jump up, "Uh, that's good... you, you come again... ah..."

Therefore, it is wise to be a beggar, save money (beep——), everyone is responsible.

After that, the poor Mr. Wang fell into the abyss of butt pain, and he couldn't pull it out.Fortunately, he has nothing to do every day. He collects rent and settles accounts, washes clothes and basks in the sun.That's right, rich man Wang himself washed his clothes, not only his own, but even Su Douer's.

This situation starts from the time when the fat maid got married two years ago. Wang Jincai, who was reluctant to hire another person, asked Su Qiuer to do housework, but she agreed very readily—"Okay, I will do housework, and you will do it for me." Dry. 』Master Wang, who didn't understand what it meant at the time, paid a heavy price afterwards, so he decided to divide the housework between two people.

It was a sunny day, and the man who had changed from Su Gangzhu to Su Bangzhu said he was going to grab some wild game to eat, so he left early in the morning.It was already high in the sun when Mr. Wang, who was sleeping with messy hair, got up. Seeing that the sun was shining, he took the quilt out to dry.

After drying the quilt, the idle Master Wang moved a rattan chair under the tree, squinted his eyes to enjoy the sunlight falling like gold from the cracks in the leaves.As the saying goes, full of warmth and lust, but the upright rich man is different. When he is free and comfortable, he will think about how to save money.For example, how to use the ointment that is said to be a jar of 80 taels to save the most?

There can only be one final result of discussing with Su Douer, and he can guess it with his ass.Taking advantage of that guy's absence, Wang Jin took out the ointment, looked left and right, and suddenly had an idea, right!Just add water and it's over?One bottle becomes two bottles, one can becomes two cans, 80 taels becomes 40 taels in the blink of an eye, and it can be used for a long time, wouldn't it be wonderful?

Thinking of this, Master Wang smiled, and hurriedly went to add water.After mixing it, he found it was too watery, so he simply added some flour.After stirring and stirring, Master Wang heaved a sigh of relief, and now he will no longer be heartbroken when he is doing things.

What I ate that night was the wild goat caught by Su Doer.

Nibbling on the leg of lamb, Master Wang wondered, "Why are there goats here? Where did you get them?"

Leader Su is grilling mutton kebabs on the palm of his hand, "Don't worry about me, the mountain people have their own magic tricks, eat yours quickly."

The beggar's speech is becoming less and less gentle, or has he never been gentle before?The angry Master Wang somewhat disliked him, "I'm from this mountain, you are from another place."

"...Okay, I'm from out of town." Leader Su nodded, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "But didn't I just come here as a married woman?"

"No," Master Wang waved his hands firmly, "You insisted on marrying in yourself."

"No, you begged me."

"Bastard, sir, I didn't beg you!"

"Oh yeah, then don't eat my leg of lamb."

"Ah, give me back the meat!"

……

On the serious and profound issue of principle of marriage, Wang Jincai and Su Douer had been arguing with each other until midnight.

Master Wang, who never shed tears when he saw the coffin, even though it had already been inserted, he did not forget to groan, "Ah... obviously you promised me with your body."

"That's right," Su Douer lowered her head and touched his nose comfortably, "Didn't I promise you my avatar?"

"Die you, why don't I promise it to you!" Wang Jin rolled his eyes in anger, it's too bad, how can he make money from this!

"Hmm... I'm going to die... Haah...!"

It feels like Su Douer is moving very hard today, and the fire below is burning hot.Wang Jincai couldn't bear it and shouted, "No, no, I can't stand it anymore!"

"Well... I don't need you to resist, don't grab me randomly." Su Qiuer held his hands lightly, alas, every time he said that he was going to die, he must have been dead for several reincarnations.

"But this time it's true..." Mr. Wang struggled to say the half sentence with a tacit understanding, and immediately rolled his eyes and turned away.

Early the next morning, when Master Wang opened his eyes, he felt that the world was full of birdsong and flowers, and the spring was bright. Even the always annoying Lord Su became lovable. Seeing him dozing off with one hand propped on the edge of the bed, it was simply unbelievable. Heart-pounding.

"Hey, beggar, just sleep and don't cook, you, master, I'm so hungry." The above is just Wang Jincai thinking about it when he wakes up in the morning. There is a gap between dreams and reality.

Speaking of which, he seemed to be dizzy last night, what happened...?

"What do you want to eat?" Su Douer rarely retorted, and said uncharacteristically affectionately, "Sweet, salty, meat, or vegetarian, I will cook for you."

"Oh." Master Wang swallowed, feeling inexplicably nervous.Is he suffering from an incurable disease or Su Qiuer took the wrong medicine?It's disgusting. "Anything will do."

"Then eat this." Su Qiuer took out a bowl of porridge from behind as if conjuring, warmed it in his hand, and handed it to Wang Jincai.

Wang Jincai scooped out a spoonful to have a look, his head full of question marks.

"This isn't ginseng, is it?"

"How is that possible? It's a radish root."

"Then what is this white dumpling?"

"Jiuhua Yuqiwan, a kind of glutinous rice dumpling."

"What about the black one?"

"Bezoar blood jelly pill, for seasoning."

Doesn't sound like it?Wang Jincai ate half of the bowl suspiciously, and asked Su Qiuer when he remembered what happened yesterday.

"You've been poisoned." Su Qiuer said, "But after the bowl just now, all poisons should be cured."

Poisoned?Wang Jincai's second-year-old monk couldn't figure it out, he jumped up and stretched his legs, didn't he feel it?

"Let me see the situation..." As he said, Su Qiuer nonchalantly tore off Master Wang's pants, and quickly opened two pieces of buttocks.

"Tsk! Why is it still blue?"

……blue?The picture in his head instantly turned into blue sky and white clouds, and Mr. Wang was petrified.

After noon, ghost noises continued to be heard from the mansion of the richest man in the town.If you don't know who lives in this house, you probably think it's haunted.It's different if you know it's Mr. Wang, why dare to make trouble with him?He is the master who won't even give ghost coins!

It was none other than Wang Jincai who shrank in the quilt and wrapped himself in the quilt from head to toe.

"￥￥￥￥＄＄＄＄／…"

In fact, he was scolding Su Douer loudly in dialect, but the speed of speaking was too fast for Su Douer to understand.

"What curse are you reciting? Come out quickly," Chief Su patted him through the quilt, persuading him, "If your butt is blue, why should you not see people? It's not that your face is blue, it's okay."

Master Wang showed his face from a corner of the quilt angrily, "It's not you who is blue, of course you are fine!" After finding out that the place where Su Douer raped turned blue, the first thing Master Wang did was to chase after him. Su Qiuer pulled his pants.The sad thing is that that guy has no blue, he is the only one who is blue!

The saddest thing in the world is this. My own backyard is full of flowers, but other people's little bees are still fine!After much deliberation, Master Wang decided to let everyone play together, he lifted the quilt and pulled Su Qiu'er to do things.

"I'll fuck you instead." Apparently that place turned blue because of being fucked too much by this guy!This time he wants to pay interest on the principal...

Su Qiuer's back turned cold when he heard it, and hurriedly said that the impulsiveness was the devil's business to discuss.

But Mr. Wang was determined to get his money back, and he didn’t want to be alone. He wouldn’t accept the soft and hard ways of Chief Su. In the end, Chief Su had no choice but lay down like a corpse and said, “Then you come up.”

"I'll come up? If I ride up, don't you just... you think I'm stupid." Lessons learned from the past told Master Wang that the compromises made by the leader of the Su gang are all deceitful, with conspiracy and means, so he must act cautiously.

This prudence lasted for quite a while, during which Master Wang took countless pills brought by Chief Su, but none of them worked, which made him very depressed.

Finally, on a dark and stormy night, Mr. Wang couldn't bear to act.

As the saying goes, strike first. "I haven't done it for so long, don't you want to...?"

"I think," the long-haired man was frank, "I think you have to agree."

The helpless Su Douer looked pleasing to the eye, and the happy Master Wang felt a little hot on his face, "Cough, I agree, you let me do it."

Su Gangzhu, who is handsome and talented, instantly wrinkled his face into a bitter gourd, "You want me to turn blue too?"

"Why? It's because I like you."

Master Wang thought to himself, it is too honest to tell a lie and still blush.

There was silence in the room, just when Master Wang was not afraid of death to calculate the odds of winning with the strong one, Chief Su let out a sigh, patted his buttocks and said, "Do whatever you want."

Come on, Chief Su lay down on the bed and beckoned, Wang Jincai's face turned into a liver color, this, this, this, this can't be blamed on me!

The depression caused by the blue back immediately disappeared. In the excitement and anticipation, Mr. Wang rushed at the opponent with great enthusiasm, took off his clothes and raised his gun, and the monkey was so anxious that he didn't even have time to apply ointment.

But Chief Su is a martial arts hero after all, not to mention the pain, he didn't even hum, he just clamped his legs and rolled his eyes occasionally.

"Ah... ah..." Master Wang was intoxicated by rubbing against him, but he still discovered the mystery. "Hey you... loosen your legs, let me come out... ah... I don't want to penetrate you, I want to... ah..."

"Just tell me where you want to insert it, how will I know where you want to insert it if you don't tell me?"

Su Qiuer tightened his legs leisurely.

"Haha...haha..."

Master Wang gasped for breath, and the word "butt insertion" was repeated in his throat, but he was embarrassed to say it out. With the intense pleasure, Master Wang's lower abdomen tightened and he ejaculated.

"You are so quick." Pointing to the sticky between the legs, Su Douer said mercilessly.

Since ancient times, there has been a lot of love and hatred, and this hatred has never ended. Recalling the scene of that day, Mr. Wang was so regretful that his eyes burst into tears.Pointing to the shameful evidence left behind by him, that guy said heartbrokenly, "Jincai, you can't do this so fast".Self-esteem is broken into pieces and flutters with the wind, men are sometimes very fragile, bastard!Obviously, he was ridiculed for this question before, but it was not as big a blow as this time. Is it really the impact of the exchange of positions?The grief-stricken Master Wang vowed to make Su Qiuer happy no matter what, so as to strengthen his husband!

But Chief Su doesn't seem to want to give him this chance.

"No." Su Douer, who was cooking and scratching his itch, yawned and said, "Is there any benefit in lending you my ass for practice?"

What?Didn't my master lend you one for practice?People had to bow their heads under the eaves, and Wang Jin, who was throbbing with veins, said patiently, "I'll buy you a piece of clothing for you!"

With a bang, Su Douer's spatula fell to the ground.

"It's the first time in three years that I've heard that you want to buy something. Are you really buying it for me?" Su's eyes sparkled, who was unexpectedly easily moved in some ways, "Then I want to wear a white tiger robe!"

There was a tiger written on the white robe, so Wang Jincai nodded solemnly, "Deal."

It was a month later that Bao Inquiry, a disciple of the beggar gang, saw their gang leader again.A month ago, the leader of the gang was quite normal, and he was given an urgent secret letter to send him to the secret agent's mansion in Da Nei, but when he came back with the news, he saw the leader of the gang wearing a melancholy white robe.

"Guild Master!" Bao Inquiry turned pale with shock, "Guard Master's wife is dead?"

"He didn't," Leader Su said blankly, "I'm almost there."

"...Ah? Leader, are you alright?!"

After being rubbed against my thigh for half a month, the inner thigh is almost worn out, is it okay?Su Douer really regretted that she had temporarily softened her heart and agreed to Wang Jincai, but it turned out to be fine now, that guy Shisui Zhiwei came here happily every day, and if he wanted to fuck his ass, he would be told "it's all blue, you still want to come, you have to be a master" Am I reconciled to being green?", really...Since ancient times, how lucky a man is, often makes heroes burst into tears!

"Guangzhu, there is a big tiger character on your back."

"Shut up." Su Douer took the reply letter sent by his subordinates angrily, and if he didn't send an imperial doctor over with this zero blessing, he would have to reverse his meridians.

On the fifth day after receiving the letter, the imperial doctor arrived late.

When the imperial doctor came, no one thought that he would be the imperial doctor, they all thought it was a new biscuit seller in the town.

Wang Jincai was reluctant to buy sesame seed cakes, but Su Qiuer was willing to!So when he went to buy sesame seed cakes, he asked them to pick two big ones, but they would give him a secret sign.

"Heavenly King Gedihu?"

Su Qiuer was taken aback, "Shemale in Baota Town?"

"That's right," the sesame seed seller flicked his bangs, and spoke to him reverently, "Master Su, I'm the imperial doctor who was ordered to come here for a consultation."

Knowing that it is me, what is the code, and where is this code? !Su Qiuer took a bite of the sesame seed cake which was baked well, and thought to himself, just this imperial doctor, it's better not to treat it.

Having said that, what if Master Wang's ass is really dead?And what will happen to my inner thighs?For the sake of the long-term, Chief Su reluctantly invited the imperial doctor into his house.

"Why did you bring the biscuit maker into the house?"

Wang Jincai asked curiously, "Could it be that we want to learn how to make biscuits?"

"It's not biscuits, it's an imperial doctor."

The imperial doctor, who was still covered in flour, said seriously, "I'm here to treat you."

"what?"

Since Su Douer had explained the general situation in the secret letter, the imperial doctor did not ask any further questions, but directly inspected their bedroom.Wang Jincai was worried that the imperial doctor would look at his ass, so he ran out of the door in fright, and hid in the shopkeeper Zhang's house three streets away to drink tea.

Su Qiuer also poured a cup of tea, and asked the imperial doctor patiently, "Do you want me to bring the patient back?"

"No, I understand the symptoms, because I made the lubricating ointment."

After rummaging through boxes and cabinets for a long time, two jars were found. The imperial doctor opened the research and said, "The sex toys of the emperor and Mr. Linglingfu are all developed by the Taiyuan Hospital. They are very safe. Like this dual-purpose colorful ointment, it can be used directly with ordinary people. The ointment is no different, if you mix it with water, the color will change one day and return to normal after seven days, it doesn’t make sense that the light turns blue and it lasts for so long, there must be something wrong..."

"Pfft——" Su Qiuer choked a mouthful of green tea down his throat, did my friend who wore a pair of pants in childhood have such a hobby?Shaking, I wouldn't have borrowed his pants if I knew it earlier.

"Ah, it turns out that someone has mixed the flour! But why did you mix the flour, Master Su, did you mix it?"

This... Think about it and you will know who made the exchange. The reason... Could it be to save money?

At this moment, Su Qiuer, who was in an indescribable mood, held his forehead with strength, "Don't worry about who paid it, just tell me what to do."

"It's easy to handle, just rub it there more and it will be fine."

The imperial doctor added without changing his expression: "Rubbing for seven or 49 days or something."

In the evening of summer, the sky is still very bright, the sun is soaking in the moonlight, and the evening breeze is blowing.When Wang Jincai had the guts to come back for dinner, the imperial doctor was already gone. He heard rustling noises coming from the backyard, so he hurried to take a look.

"Wow, what are you doing with so many turtles?"

There were shells all over the ground, so Wang Jin hurriedly counted them to see how much they could sell for.

"Replenishing the kidney." The man who was washing the turtle replied.

"Then it doesn't take that much, does it?!"

"...you will need it."

Su Douer said with a smile.

For a long time afterwards, Mr. Wang stayed behind closed doors, but Mr. Su often came out to make soy sauce and grabbed various nourishing ingredients to enjoy.

As for the unlucky rich man