Lao Tzu is Taiqing

Li Er dismissed Tong Tian with a few words, and went straight to the hut with the water in his sleeves... He needs to take a bath!

Outside, Tongtian frowned and asked his second elder brother who was the most knowledgeable and knowledgeable: "What is the elder brother going to do? He seems to be in a hurry." Yuanyuan looked at the closed door but not the forbidden hut with an inexplicable expression: " I don't know either, but... it shouldn't be very important, right?"

Tong Tian saw it, and it was right, if it was important, it would definitely be banned.But I'm so curious——"Second brother, second brother, let's go and have a look! From the side—" He pointed to the place next to the hut that should be called the window.Yuan Yuan's face turned red immediately: "Such things... How can I wait... Hey, Tongtian, what are you doing?"

"Shhh—" Tongtian backhanded himself and his second brother with a silent enchantment, and then slowly moved to the window.

"Tongtian——" Yuanyuan looked at him, as if he wanted to dissuade him, but he didn't know how to speak, with a troubled expression on his face. "Second brother!" Tongtian patted him on the shoulder, "Don't you really want to know?" You influence your elder brother, yes, that's how it is, he won't do such things as peeking!

...then what are you doing?original?Tong Tian wrinkled his nose, ignored Yuan Yuan, raised his body slightly, and then glanced around.

Li Er is really not obsessed with taking a bath. In fact, any one of us would really want to take a bath after such a tragic incident, even if we know that our body is not dirty.Even if it's not dirty, take a shower!Li Er waved his sleeves slowly and made a bath directly on the ground. The jade ones couldn't be changed, but the ceramic ones were still acceptable.Anyway, white porcelain without blemishes looks very similar to white jade.Then, with a flick of his sleeve, the water splashed down, and he threw two fireballs to heat it up. Li Er felt that this was the most useful time for him to feel spells since he traveled to the prehistoric times.It is a must-have item for home travel...

Let's not talk about this, the temperature of the water in the pool is just right at the moment, it's a pity not to enter the water.Li Er put his hands on his waist and began to untie his belt.Originally, the clothes they wore when they first took shape were transformed clothes, which could be eliminated directly.But illusion, illusion, one can tell that it is for psychological comfort, but in fact there is nothing.When Li Er left the customs for the first time, he made a Taoist robe for himself very seriously. Although the quality of the material is a bit low, it is a genuine dress after all, isn't it?So, he is now taking it off.

Where did this come from?

The clothes were very slippery, and Li Er was wearing only one coat and one underwear, which were quickly stripped clean.Silver hair scattered on fair skin, covering the entire back and buttocks. Li Er tried the temperature of the water with his toes, and was about to go into the water, but heard something outside. When he turned around, he was facing two Black eyeballs.Yes, two, not four.

"Tongtian, Yuanyuan! Come in!" Li Er hurriedly rolled up his clothes and shouted.

Hey, hey, why are you two blushing?Li Er didn't think there was anything wrong with being looked at by a man. Who has gone to college and didn't have the experience of going to a public bathroom to take a bath?Man!Don't say being seen by a man, even being seen by a woman is not a big deal, right?But seeing Yuanyuan and Tongtian's submissive, blushing and shy faces, Li Er felt a little embarrassed instead.What the hell is going on!

"that--"

"Ah, big brother, what you saw just now is the second brother—" Tong Tian interrupted.Li Er looked at Yuan Yuan in a daze, no way, Yuan Yuan would do such a thing?is that a lie?Is it really not Tongtian who did it?Li Er scanned the two suspiciously.Yuanyuan, who was taken care of by Li Eryou, was furious: "Tongtian, it's obviously you who said...you are not a son of man!"

"Pfft——" Li Er wanted to spit, he was not a son of man, he had read Honghuangwen, this word did not mean what he translated it in classical Chinese, he just wanted to laugh.Yes, just to laugh.

"Brother." Yuanyuan looked at Li Er aggrievedly, "I really..."

Li Er waved his hand, forget it, it's not a big deal, it's not about peeking at Hongjun or Nuwa taking a bath.As for men, especially if they are brothers, there is no need to worry so much. I remember that everyone in the dormitory in his college would watch pornography together and masturbate. "I want to take a shower, do you want to come together?" He asked.

bath?Both Tongtian and Yuanyuan are at a loss, what is that?Li Er thought for a while, and tentatively threw out a word: "...Cleanse yourself?"

Tongtian's eyes flicked around on the bath, and he said cheerfully: "Okay!" Then, he was glared at by Yuanyuan again: "Tongtian, don't you think this behavior is a little..." Tongtian opened his big eyes, very simple and very Simple, very childlike looking at Yuanyuan: "Second brother, what do you think?"

"Yes... yes, yes..." Yuanyuan was depressed, because he didn't know what it was, he just intuitively felt that it was not good.

"Original, come, come, it's healthier to wash." Li Er took off his clothes generously, and jumped into the water to soak.The taste of taking a bath... He has missed it for thousands of years.Tong Tian took off his clothes and danced happily.The two of them just soaked in the water and looked at the original, hurry up!

You, what are you all looking at me for?Yuanyuan suddenly felt shy, turned his head away, took off his clothes slowly, and then soaked in the water.

Li Er smiled: "If a special medicinal soup is prepared, it can also strengthen the foundation and cultivate the talents?"

Yuanyuan slowly corrected his expression: "We can engrave formations around the area, keep a constant temperature, and at the same time introduce spiritual spring water." Although the drizzle does not wash, there is not much difference between soaking and not soaking for people at their level Yes, but it does feel good.Thinking of this, he frowned cryptically again, that guy Tongtian is really abominable, obviously he wanted... to take a peek, so he pushed him on the head, fortunately the eldest brother didn't mind, otherwise, he would still Do you want to lose your face?

Tong Tian took a careful look at Yuan Yuan, ah, you don't have a good expression, you can't be really angry, right?Carefully rubbing against him again: "Second brother?"

"Ah?" Yuan Yuan raised his eyes, not looking at him.

"Second brother, then I didn't do it on purpose. You tell me, what I said was a lie, right?" Tong Tian was also very wronged, obviously they were caught because of your slow reaction!Otherwise, there would be no later one, right?Why are you still angry?

Yuan Yuan frowned, it seemed like this, right?But there is always something wrong, right?Even if it is the truth, but Tongtian, you also eat your part of the truth, right? "Tongtian, do you think I will still listen to you in the future?!"

Li Er leaned aside and watched the interaction between the two, just thinking it was funny.From the looks of it, aren't these two brothers quite warm?How did it end up being so endlessly troublesome?Li Er wondered what happened to E Sheng during this long period of time that caused all this to happen?Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he seemed to see something extraordinary.

Yuan Yuan, Yuan Yuan blushed at Tong Tian, ​​right?Tongtian's dodging eyes are shy, and he must be shy.It is said that in ancient China, love affairs between men seemed to be considered a very elegant thing.Presumably people's acceptance is even higher in the prehistoric age when there were no laws?So it's normal for two brothers to see each other, right?Especially his elder brother practiced the ruthless way inherited from Hongjun, advocating inaction, and he has reached a certain level.The two brothers have more chances to contact each other.

So in contact again and again, they fell in love?Maybe what should have happened and what shouldn't have happened has happened.Then, the original idea is that recruiting disciples should be at a high level, and that there should be no discrimination in the sky.So Yuanyuan thinks that Tongtian fraternity is not worth entrusting to him for life, and Tongtian thinks that Yuanyuan despises him because of his poor vision and bad taste, and the two of them will be separated inseparable.Then I was embarrassed and had to run away?

The original self-awareness was abandoned by lovers and brothers, and began to hate because of love?Then when they arrived at the Conferred Gods Club and signed the Conferred Gods List, the two of them felt that the other party only cared about his disciples and didn't care about him, so they became even more annoyed.But at this moment, Laozi Taiqing was on Yuanyuan's side, so Tongtian mistook Yuan for empathy, and in a rage, set up the Zhuxian Sword Formation to kill them together... ORZ, "This is definitely love Kill each other!"

Falling in love and killing each other?what is that?Tong Tian shouted: "Big brother, big brother?"

"Ah?" Li Er put away his fluttering thoughts, but now that he has thought about it, looking at Yuanyuan and Tongtian now, he really thinks there is JQ.Look, three people take a bath, how close are the two of them! "Tongtian, what's the matter?"

"What do you mean by falling in love and killing each other?"

Li Er twitched the corner of his mouth, did he say it?Did he really say it?He needs to practice again, if he says something in front of Hongjun one day...he will be killed directly, right?Most definitely. "That Tongtian, love and kill each other means that the relationship between two people is very good, so good that they can kill themselves for each other."

"Oh. Then I will fall in love and kill my eldest brother!"

I am calcium oxide!Li Er closed his eyes, and when he opened them, he was very calm: "Ah, you have to fall in love with Yuanyuan...Brother, I'm getting old...I can't stand the test."

"Hey, big brother, don't you want to?" Not to mention Tongtian, even Yuan Yuan looked over with grievance in his eyes.

Li Er pressed one of the black threads, and said with a smile: "Ah, how come? I'd love to fall in love with Yuan Yuan and Tong Tian." As long as you don't use me as cannon fodder, I will be very firm if you make trouble. will not be a light bulb among you.

Tongtian and Yuanyuan nodded in satisfaction and continued to soak.

Then Yuan Yuan said: "I have made a lot of money in refining equipment recently, so I tried to refine a few pieces of clothing. If you don't mind, brother, you can try it."

Li Er was overjoyed immediately, he was worrying about having no clothes, and his own level of crafting was not worth mentioning.In fact, there is nothing to say about his level of alchemy, but who told Tiandao that he should be successful in alchemy?

"Second brother? Where's mine?" The whole body pouted and hummed dissatisfiedly.

"Ah...the materials are limited, so I made two pieces of clothes." Yuan Yuan squinted at him, hmph—it was originally three pieces, but who told you to tease him like this, don't think about yours. !Let's talk about it someday when he thinks about it!

Why?Li Er looked at Tongtian looking at Tongtian's pitiful eyes, and said unconsciously: "Ah, in that case, give Tongtian my clothes first! I can still wear this dress, and I will look for it later. some materials."