Lao Tzu is Taiqing

As you know, time is a butcher's knife, and white bread will always turn into old fried dough sticks.

Therefore, the first robbery of the dragon and the phoenix will always come.

In fact, you really don’t need to study the logical relationship of cause, then, and then in this article, really.

Anyway, when Sanqing arranged his own nest on Kunlun Mountain in a good way, after the alchemy was refined, the weapon refiner ran out of materials, and the array refiner trapped himself in it.Li Er issued a concluding statement: Reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles, and building a car behind closed doors is not a good thing. Let's find people to discuss the truth!

I said, Li Er, you have lived on the Kunlun Mountains until the first robbery of the dragon and phoenix has begun. Hey, if you don’t go out if you don’t beat me, what’s the matter if you come to join in the fun as soon as the Derby starts?Don't think that you have made a few golden pills and named them Jiuzhuan Golden Pills, they are the original Jiuzhuan Golden Pills, okay?Even if no one has ever tasted the original version, it doesn't mean you can just use the copycat version to fool people!Don't you want to realize the Tao?Don't you want to save face?Where is your backbone and your perseverance? !

Throw it to the dog?Well, well, Taiqing's face is also made of golden light of merit, even a tengu can't bear it.But I’m serious, there’s no need for Li Er to ask when he sees someone on Kunlun: “Fellow Daoist, do you know where the Great Immortal Zhenyuan is?” Even if you’ve been coveting ginseng fruit for a long time, don’t make it so obvious!What is your fairy apricot that is not as good as ginseng fruit?Just because it didn't appear in "Journey to the West"?

The man twitched his cheeks, shook the floating dust, and looked like an expert: "This is Zhen Yuanzi, fellow daoist, you are polite."

ah?is that so?Li Er was embarrassed, and immediately put on a diplomatic gesture: "The first time we brothers went down the mountain, we heard that the Great Immortal Zhenyuan of Longevity Mountain protects a place of water and soil. He is really a role model for our generation!"

Tong Tian poked Yuan Yuan: "Second brother, that Zhen Yuanzi is really that powerful? How did eldest brother know?" Yuan Yuan said with hatred for iron and steel: "You should know that he must be very powerful if you look at his heels. Okay?!" Hey, hey, didn't anyone tell you that you shouldn't whisper something in front of people?Li Er tried his best to keep his smile natural, but Zhen Yuanzi's next sentence inevitably distorted him.

Zhen Yuanzi looked innocently surprised: "So the mountain I live in is called Longevity Mountain? Fellow Daoist Taiqing is really knowledgeable, I can't match it."

Did I get the name of Longevity Hill?Li Erxiao's weakness is so embarrassing!However, the next moment, he immediately regained his vitality: "There are many mountains, rivers and lands in the prehistoric world. Fellow Daoists can really make fun of us." Yes, why did he forget, this name was not chosen by someone Just take it.Especially this kind of innate cave heaven and blessed land, in fact, most of them are born with a name. If it is not for the lack of opportunities, maybe some innate mountain gods can be transformed into it!

So, in fact, Zhen Yuanzi, are you black-bellied?

"Ah, really, I didn't look at it carefully. It's still a fellow Taoist who has a deep foothold and a great fortune!" Zhen Yuanzi said suddenly.Pretend it, just pretend it!Would the Great Immortal Zhenyuan, the ancestor of the Ten Thousand Immortals, be negligent to such an extent?No brains like Tongtian can't do it, okay?Li Er was scornful in his heart, but he wanted to put on a look of relief on his face.Hey, I really don't know whose face was lost!

Tong Tian continued to pull Yuan Yuan: "Second Brother, Big Brother, his smile is so fake." Yuan Yuan twitched the corner of his mouth, and pushed Tong Tian's protruding head away: "You know it's fake, why do you say it!" Li Ermo, Yuan Yuan , you know you can’t say it, why go to the sky? !

Hahahahaha, there is always youth and ignorance, right?Li Er sent away Zhen Yuanzi sadly with a face full of hello, me, everyone, and thought with his fingers, you said that when Hongjun became a saint and everyone gathered in Zixiao Palace, Zhen Yuanzi would be able to deal with this matter. Did you forget?He figured it out, the one who crossed over was not him, but his two brothers, you two were pierced by a troll, right?A group of people whose brains have been stepped on!

Li Er Li Er, let me warn you, this is not a western fantasy novel, there is no such thing as trolls, even if you want to complain, you can only say that it is Hongjun's suspenders, do you hear me?I squeak when I hear you!

Zhimaozhi, Zhimaozhi, I don't know the mouse in the wild, is his name Duobao?

So, have you seen Duobao?Does this time... fit the prehistoric history?

No, no, I didn't see Duobao, I saw a mouse.Li Er looked at the mouse holding a bead in his arms in amazement, and looked at the direction it was running towards... It seems that he was beaten there just now... He is a child now, isn't he?Where did the word "cowardly as a mouse" come from?This courage is still called small, so there is no big one.Anyway, Li Er didn't dare to pluck the hair on that guy who was obviously a unicorn.

But the mouse who loves treasures, Duobao, is that you?

The little mouse slithered past Tongtian, but Tongtian didn't respond.Tongtian, shouldn't you have a thought, and then say, this son and I have a relationship between a master and a disciple?It's moving, it's moving—

He screamed dumbly, threw himself on Li Er's body, and entangled his feet: "Brother—there's a mouse——"

"Ah." Li Er replied dully, then tore Tong Tian's arm off his neck, and I threw—

"Brother?!" Yuan Yuan looked forward, then back, well, he had to admit that Tongtian was ashamed.Isn't it just a mouse?They are Sanqing, Sanqing!I'm actually afraid of a mouse, it's right to be thrown away by the elder brother, eh!

Li Er glanced blankly at Yuan Yuan, his eyes full of despair... He was wrong, he should have changed his name as soon as he was sensible, then he would not have fallen into this damned world Here comes... Sanqing in his mind, that image has been shattered into pieces.

"Brother, why did you throw me out... don't you like Tongtian anymore?" Tongtian rushed back in two or three steps, looking at Li Er with watery eyes.

Li Er silently covered his face, Tong Tian, ​​although you are already very imageless, I really don't want to hand you another handkerchief!Hey, hey, what are you grabbing in your hand?What is that square one with a cloud in the corner?

Li Er dared to swear to the sky, if the person in front of him was not Bu Zhoushan, no matter if it was tofu or a brick wall, he would definitely hit it!But having said that, this is all at the foot of Buzhou Mountain. It stands to reason that it should be the territory of the Wu Clan. How come Qilin and Phoenix dare to fight here?Don't they know that there is a Pangu Temple below?Li Er frowned and disliked the cowardice of the Wu clan... But in fact, you Sanqing dare not provoke the dragon, phoenix, and unicorn clans, so could it be that the Wu clan would dare?At this moment, the Twelve Ancestral Witches and a few great witches are squatting in the Pangu Temple to eat barbecue!

If you can't beat it, you have to endure it. There is no other way.

But outside, it is still too chaotic after all, it is not as safe as the inaccessible Kunlun Mountains.But some things are not done now and it will be inconvenient for them to do it after Hongjun is sanctified.For example... I can't run around the mountains to search for some fairy fruit fairy numbers, looking for some innate magic weapon or something.When Hongjun is sanctified... can they lower their identities and run out under the noses of the Heavenly Court and the Wu Clan?Anyway, there are not many people who will not be in Zhoushan.

Li Er vaguely remembered that there was such a sentence in Hong Huang's article "Red flowers, white lotuses and green lotus leaves, the three religions are originally one family" It seems that Sanqing met a lotus flower with a good heel, and then divided it into three parts and transformed it into three parts. Made a shoulder pole, Baiyu Ruyi and Qingping sword.These three congenital treasures seem to be the bottom treasures of Sanqing Shengsheng's predecessor.

However, no matter what kind of lotus it is, it probably grows in water, right?In fact, when you walk on the grassland and suddenly see a puddle, it is already very strange that the puddle consists of a lotus flower, a lotus leaf and a white lotus root.Not to mention seeing lotus flowers on the mountain... Have you ever seen lotus flowers growing on rocks?Do you think this is the snow lotus on the Tianshan Mountains? !

"Ah, big brother, is that an innate treasure?" Tong Tian pointed at the blooming red lotus with a pale index finger, his face full of excitement.

"Safflower, white lotus root, and green lotus leaf, it really is our chance!" Yuan Yuan's face was also beaming with joy.I can't blame him for not being able to control it, but the magic weapon that the three of them can see is Li Er's virtuous black and yellow pagoda, which is still a defensive magic weapon and has no offensive power. good.

Primitive, I know you are excited, but, is it true that no one has noticed that lotus should grow in water?Li Er silently stepped forward to take the lotus, and then watched the lotus miraculously turn into a... pole in his hands.Looking at the original Yu Ruyi and the sky-reaching Qingping Sword, Li Er really wanted to complain, you can just turn into a whisk?The original version of Lao Tzu’s is flat crutches, right?How did he become a shoulder pole here?The shoulder pole... why does it look like a farmer, well, with a look of seventy or eighty, he is still an old farmer.Li Er looked at the pole, sighed, and put it away.No wonder Taishang Laojun doesn't take much action... It's really unmannered to beat people with a pole!

Yuan Yuan played with Yu Ruyi in his hand, looking very excited, and Tong Tian even swiped away with the Qingping sword.Li Er looked at his sleeve sadly... Well, he put the shoulder pole in his sleeve.Although these people are not as powerful as Zhen Yuanzi's in this trick, but I have to say that he is simple, practical and easy to practice, and of course he is very handsome when using it.

As soon as Li Er turned his head, he realized that there was nothing impossible in Honghuang... See what it is?He doesn't know gourd vines, but it doesn't mean he doesn't know gourds, and there are seven gourds on one vine, it's so obvious that it can't be more obvious.It's just that the gourd is a bit small, it will be the size of a finger, and it's not yet time to pick it.It seems that the opportunity has not come!Li Er waved his hand and threw a prohibition on the past, and waited for the gourd to be cooked automatically to remind him.At that time, counting the time, he should have already worshiped Hongjun as his teacher.

No wonder Lao Tzu would use it to pack elixir, it turned out to be a tasteless one, and it was of a higher grade.Li Er shook his head, but he had no intention of giving up, not to mention that this belonged to him in the first place, he had to come just for this gourd.The name alone sounds good, the first gourd born from the first gourd vine!

People always have an indelible attachment to being number one, and saints are no exception.When Li Er was thinking about when to come to pick up the gourd, he heard Tongtian shouting: "Buzhou Mountain is really full of treasures! We just came in and got three innate treasures... We should shop more, shop more!"

Yuan Yuan and Li Er looked at each other and nodded together.They were originally going to visit Buzhou Mountain, didn't they just enter the mountain now?

What Sanqing didn't notice was that on a certain rock above them, there was a Taoist sitting cross-legged, looking at his hand helplessly: "What's wrong? But when you took a lotus flower, your hand slipped?"