my son blue

Yang Yang feels that he is very lucky now, there will be such a strong woman who gave birth to two such tough sons for him, it is really gratifying, gratifying, congratulations! [False] Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations [beep——], I have never been so tragic, if it is an ordinary baby, he can accept it, but with these two great gods, it is simply suffering, bastard!

Yang Yang looked at the sky sadly and speechlessly, sighed after a while, lowered his head, and faced the brown eyes of his elder son, his heart skipped a beat, then he looked at the other pair of black eyes, put on a smirk, and said, "No matter what, you both He's my own son, even... I'll admit it!"

[What's the matter with the silence in the middle, Mouth! 】

Yang Yang couldn't help complaining to himself, and then watched the two sons' reactions.

The boss glanced at him lightly, then closed his eyes and went to sleep, and Shuang Hei did the same, Yang Yang was silently filled with embarrassment.

[You have failed as a father, bastard! ! 】The rant is over, let's continue with the great cause.

No matter how mature his soul is, he is a one-year-old child after all, and he still can't control most of his body, for example, defecating anywhere...

Well, well, for this matter, most of Lan Datuan just ignored it, no one knew anyway, and even if they knew, it was their father, it's nothing, really nothing! (No reason to emphasize it twice!)

In fact, children are very well taken care of. They go to sleep when they are full, and when they are full, they walk around the courtyard twice, looking at the colorful plants and things. When they are tired, they continue to sleep, and then eat. of.

The most fun thing for children is when they are just walking. Even if Lan Datuanda is too small and would rather meditate to see how to regain his strength than walking, Yang Yang will force them to go. Every day at noon, it is hot Time to take the two children out and teach them to walk.

As for how to teach, Yang Yang used the method that his father taught him at the beginning, that is, put the child on a very low bench, and then move one meter away to recruit the child, or hold a child in his hand who is interested tease him, let him stand up by himself, and then walk forward slowly. (Actually, the first time I put my niece on the bench, she stood up and walked a few steps. At that time, my mother and I were very happy, the child could finally walk!)

Yang Yang did do this, but the result, as one can imagine, no matter how much he beckoned and seduced with toys, the two children were not fooled. They sat there and looked at him with idiot eyes, which made Yang Yang feel uneasy. Think I'm an idiot!

Well, well, these two can't be treated with the eyes of normal children. Yang Yang wept silently, thinking he was unlucky, and put the child in a big cradle, holding a parasol, ready to enjoy the scenery.

Children are particularly sleepy, especially today when the weather is so good, no matter how unwilling the soul is, they still cannot resist the instinct of the body, and fell into a deep sleep.

Seeing the sleeping faces of the two children, Yang Yang sighed, only at this time, they looked like a one-year-old child.

As for why Yang Yang thinks that they are not the souls of the original body, it has to start with him watching TV while feeding the children.

In fact, he suspected that these two children were the reincarnation of Lan Da and Tuan Da, but in the end he denied it. How could such a super-scientific thing happen? The two are virtual characters in the comic world. Even if they wear them, they will be passed on to other comics instead of He went to the real world, so Yang Yang could only admit that he was unlucky, and comforted and hypnotized himself by saying that these two are just precocious and different from ordinary people! (Where can a one-year-old child be precocious?)

But one day, when he cooked porridge with preserved egg and lean meat, put the two children on the high baby chair, blew the porridge warm, and fed them, at this time, the channel that should be broadcasting movies is now An advertisement was being broadcast, Yang Yang didn't care, and continued to feed, and then an advertisement suddenly sounded, he was so surprised that he almost threw away the spoon.

Ordinary people’s TVs are basically cable TV stations. A few people buy a big pot and watch it by themselves. For example, people who have a pot can receive Star TV and other things, but cable TV doesn’t have it at all, such as Phoenix Television.

Those confiscated cartoons are all he wants to watch. After all, the original Japanese version is on the computer. He has never seen or searched for the Chinese version, so he wants to watch it.The ones that can play cartoons are the ones he has watched several times, such as "Inuyasha", "Naruto", "Rurouni Kenshin", "Slam Dunk"!

He didn't get the "Reaper" and "Hunter x Hunter" that he loves, which really makes people want to cry without tears.

And the advertisement that will pop up is "Reaper".Every day at [-] o'clock in the afternoon, four episodes are broadcast in a row. After Yang Yang watched it, he was so excited that he almost had a heart attack. He happily hugged his eldest son and walked around in circles, smiling like an idiot and said: "Son, I will have a heart attack later." "Reaper" is on the air, oh, oh, do you know why your name is Yang Lanran? That's because of your dad. I like the character of Aizen Soyousuke. It's so cool, handsome, and stylish. Especially the episode where he ascends to heaven, oh, he's so handsome son!!"

As for Aizen, he had already petrified in astonishment.

Aizen Soyousuke, he actually knew his name, and ascended to heaven?what is that?Why didn't he understand?

Aizen really wanted to find out, so she pointed to the TV with her little finger and said a word: "Look!"

The child's vocal cords are not yet fully developed, and many words he knows cannot be pronounced correctly. The word he said, in Yang Yang's ears, is "ka"

So Yang Yang was stunned for a long time without trying to figure out what the word was. He thought that Aizen was very curious about this animation, so after feeding the two children, he wiped off the residue from the corners of his mouth, and took his laptop with him. Came over, opened the webpage, searched on Baidu, pointed to the picture of Lan Da on it, still smirked and said: "Look, this is Lan Da, Aizen Soyousuke, the emperor of the virtual circle, because he is dissatisfied with the continued corruption of the Soul Realm, I jumped ship and became the boss, but the ending is not good, why is Lan Dafu in the form of a butterfly, and also lost to Kurosaki Kokatsumi? Depressed!!"

Aizen: "..."

"Look, look!" Immediately opened the latest anime, and played episode 309 of "Reaper" for him to see, "Look, you lost, and you were sealed. This is an animation. The manga says what prison he was put in. Li has been imprisoned for 2 years, oh my god, will he be older than old man Yamamoto soon after Lan Da comes out?"

Lan Ran: "..." Lan Da has already weathered.

Anyone who knows that his life is actually a fictitious story character fabricated by others to make money to support his family, and the ending is not good, suddenly becomes a one-year-old child and can calmly talk to his current father Talking about the good or bad of my previous clothes without getting angry, that's not human, it's God, you bastard! (Lan Da, you were indeed not a human being before, and you were considered a half-god...)

"Hehe!!!" The immature child's voice and clear laughter came from Shuanghei's mouth, Tuan Da was a typical gloat.

For Tuan Da, this behavior of Aizen is nothing more than looking for death, betrayal has existed from the very beginning, [Silver] actually let a hidden danger stay by his side for so long, it is simply a mistake, [Ichigo] also specially left It is an idiot's behavior to give time to others to become stronger, and it is no wonder that he will lose. He is too confident, thinking that his own power can already subvert the world, letting those little hidden dangers he doesn't care about, but unexpectedly, those little hidden dangers have grown up, The result defeated him.

If it was Tuanda, he would definitely cut the weeds and eradicate the roots, lest the spring breeze blow and regenerate, and in the end, it would not be himself who was unlucky.

What is the end of gloating at other people's misfortunes, that is, extreme joy begets sorrow. Just after talking about Lan Da's situation, Yang Yang simply told Shuanghei everything about Tuan Da. So, he searched for the information of Kurolo Luxilu on Baidu again, and pointed to The head of the group with the big back showed Shuanghei, and said with a smile: "Look, this is the head of the group, Kurolo Luxilu, the leader of the Phantom Brigade, the spider head, the bandit gang, is also a night emperor, but In the end, he was blocked by Kurapika, and sent Hisoka to the Greedy Continent to find the nemesis master, and went to bla bla bla bla..."

Tuan Da: "..." Following Lan Da's footsteps, petrochemical weathering.

It turns out that... I am also a virtual character?

"Ha ha..." Now it was Lan's turn to laugh, he looked at Tuan Da lightly, and thought: You have no right to criticize me, and your fate will not be good!

So Tuan was furious, but only angry, his power was sealed, and his body was only one year old, what could he do?

As the saying goes, the same people who have fallen in the end of the world, they are all unlucky to see their future end is so sad, and a thought pops up in their mind at the same time, that is: After the power is restored, I must find 98/FJ, a black Swim in the coffin/secret chamber Kill him! Kill him! ! (The small universe of the two exploded!)