my son blue

Once there is a child in the family, it will be very lively. The cry of the child, and the sound of Yiyi babbling, especially those who have just learned to walk, like to run around and move things mischievously. You have to follow me all the time. , so as not to fall and touch, there is no peace for a moment, it is really exhausting!

Of course, it is impossible for this kind of situation to happen to Lan Da Tuan Da. Ever since they knew that they are characters in comics, they have stayed in front of the TV or computer as much as possible, and searched and searched about that world. all information.

Of course, it is impossible for Yang Yang to let these two be nerds in front of the computer all day long. Children's eyes are very fragile. Father, since you have become my sons, you must take good care of your body. My father is very responsible.

Therefore, the end of not allowing the two bosses to watch the computer/TV is to receive a threatening glance at the same time, which made Yang Yang shudder and almost flinched. However, as a new father, he wanted to teach his children to be good. His enthusiasm inspired him to bravely move forward, holding a cradle under a parasol with one arm, and giving each of them a book to read.

The blue nature is the "Reaper" comic, and the Tuanda is of course "Hunter", but after finishing all this, Yang Yang was stunned.

Because what he gave was the Chinese version.

Can Lan Da understand it? He is Japanese, so he can guess a little bit. Besides, he is the boss of Lan Da. He must have a strong literary foundation. He should understand Chinese, right?

As for Tuan Da, the place where he lives is simply imagined by FJ, it is groundless, and there is English in it, because he has read a book in which Fei Tan once held in his hand, which was dedicated to drawing pictures of loli abuse, but it is in Chinese. , but he has never seen it before, so he is still a bit suspenseful about the Tuan Da's ability to understand Chinese.

So Yang Yang was preparing to teach the group to learn characters, and just wanted to go back to the picture book, but stayed where he was depressed, and sighed.

Just ask, can a child as old as one year old answer the pronunciation correctly?

The answer can be imagined.

Moreover, these two have never heard them speak since they came to his house, except for that "ka" from Lan Da, they laughed and heard a few words.

The child's body is fine and develops normally, but the key is that there is a problem with the soul in the body.

If the two big bosses don't want to talk, he has nothing to do, but he can't let it go like this, otherwise, when he grows up, he can't even speak our mother tongue, which will make people laugh! (You don't have to worry about this, Tuan Da will say when he wants to say, he can become a talent by self-study! And now, like Aizen, he can understand. As for reading, we have to learn further!)

Therefore, Yang Yang simply gave up using the book-based education method, and directly dictated, just like parents teach their children to speak. The first sentence was to let the group call him: "Daddy!"

The result is predictable again.

Tuan Dalian bird didn't bird him, continue reading! (Tuan Da, do you understand?)

Yang Yang died depressed, raised his head at a 45-degree angle, bright and sad.

So, this is what Yang Yang's friends saw when they first entered the courtyard.

The twins were sitting in the cradle under the parasol, holding "Reaper" and "Hunter" seriously and watching them seriously, with cute chubby faces, pretending to be adults and learning, but strangely funny , while the child's father, facing the sun, pretended to cry without tears.

"Yang Yang, what are you doing?" Yang Yang's first love, who is the brother of the child's mother, slapped Yang Yang on the head, bringing him back to his senses.

In the past two years, Yang Yang has never broken contact with his first love. Although he can't become a lover, he can still be friends. He usually goes out to chat, go shopping and buy things. The days are just like this. It's better than saying that the two had a falling out Well, at least we can still meet each other to end the pain of lovesickness.

"Yes, yes, Yang Yang, you are really blessed. Someone gave birth to such a pair of lovely twins without marrying a wife. You are really lucky for three lives!" Friend A said enviously.

Yang Yang: ...

Sansheng is lucky, he would rather not have it or give it to you! (Really?) These two great gods are beyond the reach of ordinary people. Also, the uncle of the child, your sister is simply too tough, to be able to give birth to these two big bosses, it is really awesome. !

Naturally, Yang Yang didn't dare to say this, because his uncle didn't know that the child was his nephew, he only knew that his sister married a foreigner and died in the end, she just went abroad for a funeral and came back only the day before yesterday.

If I knew it earlier, I would still be in the mood to talk to him, and I would have sent Yang Yang to meet his sister with Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.

"Oh, this kid looks so cute, he really looks like you, Yang Yang!" Friend B happily raised his hand to rub the boss's hair, but saw him look up, looked at him silently, and finally lowered his head and continued to read the book , I was stunned, my back felt cold, and I shivered inexplicably, the outstretched hand froze in place, unable to recover for a long time.

TMD, is this the eyes of a one-year-old child?Why is this so, it gives people a gloomy feeling XD!

"What's the matter. What are you doing here?" The first lover looked at friend B in confusion, and asked, "Yang Yang, what's the name of the child, can you tell which one is the eldest and the second?"

Hearing this, Yang Yang was stunned for a moment, and then Jiongjiong said with spirit: "It's easy to recognize, the boss is called Yang... Lan Ran, black hair and brown eyes, the second child Yang... Kuluo, double black..."

"Yang Lanran, Yang Kuluo?"

"puff……"

"very good, very powerful!"

"Wahhahaha!!!" All my friends laughed, pointing at the two children's shaking hands, "Yang Yang, you are so tough, why did you name your child like this? The big image of Lan Datuan, hahaha ..."

"This reminds me of the most popular sentence on the Internet!"

"What did you say?" Yang Yang asked, and then felt regretful, because he also thought of it, that sentence was...

"That's: 'Lan Da Tuan Da, your dad is calling you home for dinner!' Poof..."

"Pfft...hahahaha!!!"

"..."

You can go to hell, thank you! !

Yangyang was very sad and angry, and became angry from embarrassment!

For Yang Yang's friends, the child's name is a seasoning that is very suitable for jokes, so when Yang Yang followed the host's etiquette to pour tea for them and return to the house, the three of them started to make fun of the two great gods.

"Yo, Lan Da, call me uncle!" Taking away the book in Lan Ran's hand, friend A squinted his eyes and shook the book with a smile, and said with a smile: "Call me uncle, and uncle will return it to you!"

Aizen: "..."

"Tuan Da, come on, laugh a little, laugh a little uncle and give you candies!" Friend B took out a pack of... chewing gum from his pocket and said, pretending to be seductive.

Tuan Da: "..."

The two big bosses were silent, they looked at each other, rolled their eyes in a very unimpressive way, opened their mouths, and said softly and crisply: "Butz! (idiot)"

[Well, let's not worry about a child being able to pronounce the word idiot correctly! 】【Who do you call an idiot? ] Friend AB was angry, 【We are idiots there! 】【Hey, hey, what are you guys arguing about with my narration? It’s not me calling you idiots! 】【Then you can't come out and attack us at this time, bastard! ! 】【You call me an asshole! ? ] The narrator was annoyed, a lightning strike struck his friend SB, and shocked him, 【I tell you, even though I am just a narrator, I still have human rights! 】【…】"You guys are actually arguing with the narrator, you are awesome!!" said the corner of the first lover's lips twitching.

Yang Yang who just came out with juice and saw this scene: "...—_—|||||"

Ah, the world is really big, full of wonders!

[Lan Da Tuan Da, I mourn for you, please be free...] [Get out! ! ! 】