[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Some people say that if you are unlucky, drinking cold water can also clog your teeth.

A certain person always thinks that he is lucky and never thinks that he will be so unlucky, but one day, when he is killed by a black garbage bag falling from the sky, he knows... everything is possible.

So when she went to the bathroom in the middle of the night one day, she opened the bathroom door in a daze, but appeared on a highway out of thin air, she said to herself: "Xtep, everything is possible..."

Maybe Nima!convex

She was still at home just now, but as soon as she stepped out the door, she came from home to the highway, and it turned from night to day.Although she has encountered weird things more than once, but this is the first time she has encountered such weird things!

Thinking about her previous experience, although it is unbearable to look back on, she never stepped out like this for a whole day and night!

However, just as she was struggling, on the other side, a silver sports car gradually approached from a distance - the man sitting in the driver's seat was wearing a white casual suit, with a light beard on his face, and a With light-colored sunglasses, he was holding the steering wheel with one hand, and the other hand was resting on the back of the chair next to him, driving the car leisurely.

At this time, he was on his way to pick up a female partner, and he was going to a grand swimming pool party.

At this moment, the man suddenly noticed a group of silver-blue light in front of him. He subconsciously took off the sunglasses on his face, leaned forward slightly, and narrowed his eyes to take a closer look—but just before he saw clearly what was in front of him After something appeared, he threw off the sunglasses in his hand in surprise, holding the steering wheel with both hands at the same time, and the leisurely look on his face no longer existed!

Because after the silver-blue light faded away, what appeared in front of him was not a strange thing, but an Asian girl in a blue nightgown!She actually appeared on the highway out of thin air, and the distance between them was less than 100 meters!

"Shit!" Tony Stark cursed as he slammed on the brakes, trying to save the accident.

It's a pity that his usual speed is very fast, and he has no worries on the highway. The speed is about 80 miles, and when he saw the girl, the distance between them was less than 100 meters. With the speed of the car, he was completely unable to brake the brakes in this short 100 meters!So he could only watch helplessly as the head of his car hit the girl's legs, the girl's body rushed towards his car window, her forehead hit the windshield in front of him, and the windshield was smashed out. Circle small red fine lines.

And on the windshield, the girl stared at him with wide eyes, her face full of disbelief.

After leading the girl's body forward for several meters, the car finally stopped. The girl's limp body rolled off his car and stopped half a meter away from the front wheel of his car. Big bloodstains.

Stark opened the car door and ran over in a hurry, turned the girl over, and quickly touched her neck.

"Ohgod! She's alive..." After confirming that the girl was still alive, Stark quickly picked her up and carried her to the car. While asking Jarvis to find the nearest hospital, he quickly drove to the hospital.

At this time, his mood became agitated.

He was sure that the girl appeared out of nowhere, and a silver-blue light brought the girl out.

If it's not a ridiculous alien, then this girl, maybe some crazy scientist made an oolong while doing space-time experiments?Stark can't be sure, but now his mind is completely out of the party at night. Whether it is an alien or not, it is a question of whether he can survive being hit by his sports car—or after surviving, Being disabled is also an issue.

What if the world famous Stark went to jail for killing someone?Oh, that would be ridiculous!

About an hour later, the girl lying on the hospital bed finally woke up.

As soon as Yagami opened her eyes, she saw a blond nurse with big breasts was wiping her face, a pair of huge boobs dangling above her head, making her hands itchy, and she wanted to reach out and pinch Pinched.But she knew that if she really squeezed it, she might be slapped on the face by this big breasted nurse.

But...it's really big!Yagami thought silently in his heart.

Seeing her open her eyes, the female nurse said something in English. It's a pity that Yagami has never studied English hard. In addition, the woman speaks so fast that Yagami can't understand what the woman is saying at all. something.And Yagami doesn't know how to say "what are you talking about" or "I don't understand" in English.

Seriously, don't despise her English, she is a patriotic person and doesn't like other languages!

Then the blond nurse left in a hurry.

Yagami looked back from the woman's breasts with unsatisfied interest, and only then did he have the time and mood to take a good look at the place she was in: a space of about 30 square meters, surrounded by white walls, and a bright large room. Windows, there are TVs, tables, clothes racks, separate toilets and bathrooms in the room...but they can't hide the medical equipment that can be seen everywhere in the room.Obviously, this is a ward, and it is a single ward with only one bed, or a luxury single ward that is obviously expensive at first glance.

Yagami reached out and grabbed the edge of the bed, trying to sit up, but when she moved, she found that the back of her hands and legs ached.

She gritted her teeth in pain, looked down, and found that both her legs were covered with plaster, and her hand was tied with an infusion tube. At this time, the needle stuck on the back of her hand was probably crooked—because the infusion tube had already There is a small amount of blood returning.

Yagami pouted, tore off the tape and pulled out the needle.

Just as she found the lift switch on the bed to raise the bed, and finally sat up half-recumbent, the blond female nurse who had just walked out led a man in a white suit and walked in.

Yashen looked up inadvertently, but when he saw the face of that person, he couldn't help laughing.

Hey, isn't this Robert Downey Jr.?Famous Hollywood actor, about 48 years old?Participated in many blockbuster films, representative works include "Iron Man" series, "Avengers", "Sherlock Holmes" and so on.

However, since experiencing the time-traveling incident, Yagami has begun to be skeptical about the identity of the person who appeared in front of her, so after "Little Robert" appeared in front of her eyes, Yagami's first reaction was that she had just watched it a few months ago. "Iron Man 3", and the Tony Stark in the movie who claims to be "everyone loves Stark", is nicknamed Sao Nini by countless girls-Iron Man.

A few months ago when "Iron Man 3" was released, Iori also went to the cinema with his friends to watch the 3D version. He was envious and envious of the narcissistic Tony in it. He envied him for having such a big family business. With a strong earning ability, and a hot secretary like Xiaojiao, he even created the "Mark" series of steel clothes and became one of the heroes in the world.

People always want to be heroes.

Before Yagami could react, Stark said something to her.It's a pity that Yagami didn't understand, the inability to communicate made her a little inexplicably irritated, and she didn't know how to say what she wanted to say, so she started talking nonsense: "Whatareyoudoing?"

Stark looked at her with puzzlement and surprise, "What?"

In fact, Iori wanted to ask "What are you saying", but unfortunately Iori didn't know how to say it, so he just said it casually-Whatareyoudoing?

Iori knew that he was asking the wrong question, and he didn't want to show weakness, so he looked into Stark's eyes with a serious face, and continued to talk nonsense quite seriously: "I want to speak——Whatare you talking about? What did you say? What do you mean about me? What and what?" She felt that she had said so much ...is it a related term?Anyway, after her nonsense, even if Tony Stark is a fool, he should have guessed what she meant, right?

And Stark is naturally not a fool, so at this time he finally understood that the two people had a language barrier.

While complaining in his heart that this Asian woman can't even speak English, Stark took out his bluetooth headset irritably, asked Jarvis to bring up the translation system, then reached out and handed out the headset, signaling Yagami to put it on.

Yagami took it over to take a look, but she said that she really couldn't understand this kind of high technology. ╮╭

Seeing Iori dawdling for a long time but unable to put on the earphones, Stark snatched the earphones from her hand impatiently, put them on by himself, and then said to Iori: "You are such a troublesome guy!"

Jarvis translated this sentence in Chinese in the headset.

"%&#!&R%#$#$..."

Yagami deeply felt that learning Chinese with foreign friends and brothers from Baodao was really deceiving mainland residents, and she, a purebred Chinese, could not understand it!In vain, she still called the group of Baodao girls in the group brothers and sisters, so ashamed, ashamed!

So Yagami could only look at Tony with more serious eyes.

Tony pondered for a moment, asked Jarvis to change the Japanese, and re-translated the sentence to Yagami.Well, that's good. Although Yagami lives in a city around Tokyo, she can speak Japanese fluently. It's okay to tease girls and molested Zhengtai with sweet words, but... Dear Mr. Jarvis, are you sure? Didn’t you learn Japanese from your Korean brother?Why can't she understand?

Then Stark made Jarvis switch to Korean again.

Haha, this time Yagami said that it is normal for her not to understand. ╮╭

In the end, Mr. Stark was angry, dropped the sunglasses he was wearing on his face, pointed at Iori and said, "Areyoukiddingme?!"

Iori understood this sentence, but Stark's attitude made her a little displeased-hey, brother, is it reasonable to bump into you?So Iori deliberately angered him, and said to Stark in a serious tone: "No."

Stark stared deeply at Iori with his eyes wide open for a minute, and finally rubbed his tingling eyes helplessly, walked up and down in the ward irritably, and muttered to himself: "How did you come across this situation?" Such a thing...how can there be such a crazy woman..."

"Jarvis!" Stark roared angrily, and then remembered that the Bluetooth headset was still on Yagami's ear.He walked over and took off the earphones, put them on his ears, and said to Jarvis, "Jarvis, tell me, what country is this woman from? You haven't found out yet? Why does she say nothing?" I don't understand! Is she a fool?"

Yagami understood the words "fool".She glared at Stark coldly, but she couldn't give him a kick because of her physical inconvenience, otherwise she really wanted Stark to use her body to understand why the flowers were so red!

Jarvis in the headset said to Stark: "Sir, judging by her physical features, she should be a Neon person or a Celestial person. As for why she can't understand, I'm sorry, sir, I don't know either."

Stark almost dropped the Bluetooth headset too.