[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Mr. Stark's life has been in dire straits since he hit a woman with a car who didn't speak English.

It's not that the woman caused him any trouble, but every time Mr. Tucker saw the woman sitting in his living room, chatting with Jarvis, Mr. Stark had a kind of The urge to strangle this woman to death.

Why did he bring this woman home?Oh, damn it, because this woman was brought by a mysterious silver-blue light, and his damned curiosity to kill the cat just made him bear the possibility of being pissed off, and brought this woman to him. back home.But what about now?Ten days have passed, and this woman's English is still as horrible as it was ten days ago!

——For the words taught the day before, this woman can forget [-]% to [-]% of them the next day. This makes Mr. Stark, who has always been a genius, understand once again what is the distance between a genius and a fool .

In order to be able to communicate well, Stark had to learn Chinese, but... Chinese is indeed recognized as one of the most difficult languages ​​to learn. Even Mr. Chinese, like Iori's English, is confusing now, so Stark has not been able to discuss with Iori about the blue light that brought Iori back then, and who Iori is—but It is conceivable that no matter whether two people speak English or Chinese, the other party can't understand each other, so naturally they can't discuss some profound things.

And in fact, even if two people discuss simple things, they are incapable of communicating.

For example now.

Watching Stark pass by in front of his eyes, Iori, who was sitting on the sofa and eating popcorn while watching TV, stretched his head, and shouted to Stark: "Hello, Tony, do you want to eat popcorn together?" ?” She proudly shook the big paper tube containing popcorn in her hand, she was very satisfied with herself being so leisurely while Stark had to be busy all day long.

Stark paused, looked back at Yagami helplessly, and said meanly: "Tina, I said you can't do anything except eat and watch TV all day long? Am I keeping a pet at home for nothing? ?”

Tina, Tina, this is the English name Iori told Stark. After all, it is too awkward for foreigners to call Chinese names.

Yagami didn't understand what Stark was saying at all, and didn't care much about what Stark was saying, so she just waved her hand casually, turned her eyes back to the TV screen, and replied in a relaxed tone, "What did you say?" ?I have no idea"

Stark rolled his eyes and said to Iori, "Come here!"

Iori glanced at him suspiciously, thought for a while, and finally put down the popcorn, got off the sofa and walked over, and asked Stark as he walked, "What are you going to do?"

"Experiment." Stark didn't bother to explain, just said one word, put his arms around Iori's waist, and led Iori to his laboratory.

Because he couldn't communicate, Stark started to prepare some medical equipment in the past few days. If he has time today, he will study this woman carefully to see if this woman is from Earth, and whether her DNA is similar to that of Earth— —Oh, by the way, he seems to have overlooked one point here: If this woman is not from Earth, then maybe she is not even a woman, and maybe this woman's appearance is just a disguise.

No wonder her chest is flatter than an airport.Stark subconsciously glanced at Yagami Kazuma Hirakawa's chest.

Putting an old man with a beard around his waist, Yagami felt that he could get goosebumps all over his body. He raised his hand and pinched a little flesh on Stark's arm, and quickly picked it up and twisted it around - the man who was pinched like this Everyone knows that the most painful thing in history is this!

Stark yelled "Aww" from being pinched, and he retracted his arm in pain, staring at Yagami with wide eyes angrily, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "Are you crazy?! What are you doing? !"

Iori folded his arms and raised his chin, saying in Chinese: "Reject harassment."

Fortunately Stark understood what she was saying.

Stark looked up and down Yagami in contempt, and said with a sneer, "Harassment? Do you think I would want to harass a woman like you... uh, like an underage woman? Look at your breasts that are flatter than the airport Come on, little girl, a woman who wants to sleep with me, Stark, can go around the earth three times, and a tomboy like you can't be ranked." At this point, he suddenly smiled, and took a step closer to Yagami, Looking at her with a half-smile, he said, "Or, you just want me to harass you?"

Yagami still didn't understand, waved his hand, and said in a flirtatious tone: "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about, shorty."

"Who do you call a dwarf?!" Stark suddenly became furious, and lost the elegance that he deliberately raised just now.

Yagami took a step closer to Stark, grabbed Stark's collar with one hand, raised his hand on the heads of the two with a sneer and compared their heights, Pi looked at him with a smile and said: " Shorty, you're 1cm shorter than me, who do you think I'm calling a shorty?" After speaking, she took a step back, put her hands in her pockets, and looked at him proudly whistling.

Stark took a deep breath, restrained his anger and pretended to be calm and said: "I don't care about women."

Yagami shrugged, "Me too."

Stark naturally understood the metaphor of Yagami.He roared in his heart: You are the woman!You crazy woman!You airport woman!

Next, Yagami was taken to the laboratory by Stark, which was the same as an ordinary physical examination, but it was more cumbersome than that.After a series of examinations such as blood test, chest X-ray, B-ultrasound, electrocardiogram, blood pressure, etc., Stark confirmed that Iori is a human being, a very normal woman.It's just that I don't know why she can miraculously grow back after the comminuted fracture of her two legs.

And what was that blue light that brought her here?Is it really a scientist's experiment?Could it be that this woman, like Captain America and the Hulk, belongs to the kind of...reformer?Stark looked at Yagami deeply.

Iori, who got up from the CT machine, saw Stark looking at him with a serious face, raised his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, looked at him with a smile and said, "Hey, buddy, what are you thinking, so serious ?” This sentence Iori said in Chinese.

"Nothing." Stark turned and walked out without interest.

A few days later, Stark brought a blonde girl back for the night outside. When the two returned to the house, they happened to find Yagami sitting in the living room watching TV.The blond woman glanced at Stark in surprise, "Tony, this is... your daughter?" In the eyes of foreigners, the 15-year-old Yagami with flat chest is like an eleven or twelve-year-old girl—although in Height doesn't match at all.And Tony Stark is more than 30 years old, and there is nothing surprising about having a teenage daughter.

But for Stark, this is worse than eating a fly.

"Oh, no, no, don't you think that weird-looking woman looks like my daughter? My daughter is ten thousand times cuter than her, right? The one who keeps a straight face all day is better than Jiawei A woman who still looks like a robot is not my daughter. Besides, I am not so lucky to have a little princess." Stark smiled and took the blonde woman back to the room.

The next day, Stark got into his laboratory early - maybe he was researching something about Yagami, maybe he was thinking about some new weapon, this is unknown.

At 52:[-], the blond woman came out wearing Stark's T-shirt, but there was no sign of Stark anywhere.She wandered around the house, trying to find Stark, but happened to see Yagami sitting on the sofa in the living room watching an American TV series, with two black eyes staring intently at the picture, and the two long legs exposed under the black shorts were coiled on the sofa , with a large bucket of popcorn on his lap.

The blond woman was thoughtful, and was about to go over to say hello, but before taking two steps, Little Pepper walked over with her dry cleaning clothes.

The two said a few words, and Yagami listened to them without saying a word. Although he couldn't understand, Iori, who had just watched this movie a few days ago, still vaguely remembered what they said—for example, that sentence What made Yagami very annoying, Pepper satirized the blonde woman's words: "I will do anything Mr. Stark asks, including, occasionally disposing of the garbage he left after using it at night."

It's not a good look for two blondes to bicker.Yagami thought casually.

After the blonde woman left, Pepper came to Yagami and said a word to Yagami.Yagami didn't understand, but it didn't stop her from admiring the beauties. She smiled and said "yes" to what Little Pepper said, but her eyes were fixed on the half of her breasts exposed by the collar, which made Little Pepper I have always suspected that Yagami is a Les.

So Little Pepper has always disliked her.

Maybe it's because Little Pepper doesn't like her staying at Stark's house, maybe it's because she's jealous, or maybe it's because she's lazy and doesn't do anything all day long, making Little Pepper think she's just eating nothing.Anyway, no matter what the reason is, the auras of the two of them are always at odds, and because of the language barrier, they can't communicate, and this situation is getting worse.

It's a pity that because of the inability to communicate, Iori didn't know about it at all, and didn't know anything about Xiaojiali's dislike for her.

She even thought she was quite pleasing.

For Iori who didn't know what she was talking about, Pepper was really powerless, so after watching Iori with her eyes wide open for a full minute, she finally said something and left.And Yagami still didn't understand that sentence.

Seeing people walk away, Yagami raised his head boredly, leaned on the back of the sofa and called, "Jarvis?"

"Yes, miss, what help do you need?" Jarvis asked.His voice was as gentle and elegant as ever.

Yagami smiled wretchedly, and joked, "Jarvis, can you imitate the sound of the bed?"

Jarvis replied without a pause, "I'm sorry, no, miss."

Iori didn't care, and asked again: "Then can I tease you, Jarvis?"

Jarvis still said in a very elegant tone: "Miss, I think you have been teasing me since just now, do you need me to point out which word it is for you?"

"No need." Iori shrugged indifferently, "Then you sing a song for me, how about singing hot?"

"I'm sorry miss, as I said before, you don't have this authority." Jarvis's voice was still very polite.