[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

After returning from the world of "Midnight Ring", Iori returned to his usual life of going to school, leaving school, and going home. Occasionally, he received a call to go out to work, or to eliminate spirits or demons.

Today, too, she received a job to eliminate demons. The location was the warehouse of an old house. It was said that there were some terrifying things making trouble in it. The owner asked her to eliminate the demons.The rewards are considerable.

However, the moment she opened the warehouse door and entered, the blue light appeared again.

She appeared out of nowhere in an alley.

There was the sound of yelling from the exit of the alley, as if the yelling was candied haws?Iori walked towards the exit unhurriedly, but when he saw the scene outside at the exit, he was stunned—Nimma, this is the ancient times of the Celestial Dynasty!

Outside the alley is probably a busy street, with many stalls lined up on both sides, selling all kinds of things, such as rouge and gouache, silk and satin, pens, inks, paper and inkstones, poetry, calligraphy and painting, and among the crowd, carrying burdens for sale. Vendors of various snacks.And among these people, there are men, women and children, and many of them are wearing swords, sticks and various weapons. At first glance, they look like "people from the rivers and lakes". walk by.

The Yagami who appeared at the entrance of the alley attracted many people's attention because he was wearing a priestess costume, which was quite different from the outfits of this group of people.This made Yagami a little uncomfortable.

At this time, Yagami accidentally saw a high-rise building next to it from the corner of his eye. The words on the door sign were in traditional Chinese characters, and the sharp calligraphy made Yagami understand what was written, but he could see it when he looked inside. It is an inn.Yagami hurriedly carried it inside, trying to avoid these passers-by who treated her like a monkey.

However, as soon as Iori walked to the door, he found that the people in the inn were running out one by one, and a group of people hurriedly passed by her, and if she hadn't dodged quickly, she might be hit by someone, and then something happened. Stampedes are possible.

Yagami was very surprised, thinking to himself: Could something have happened in the inn?

At this moment, Iori suddenly heard a "bang" sound from the second floor of the building, as if something was knocked to the ground, and then came a slick male voice: "The little beauty said not to kill, I will not kill!"

Yagami's curiosity was aroused.

Did something happen up there?Listening to the tone, ouch, is this a live version of a bully molesting a decent woman? !Yagami was both curious and hesitant.Although I know that this live version will be dangerous, and if you blindly watch it, you may be chopped off by a hidden weapon, but after a hard time, this rare scene makes Yagami really unable to stop his curiosity, so I thought about it. Thinking about it, Yagami casually picked up a stool from the side to block in front of him, using it as a defense, and quietly climbed to the second floor.

And as soon as she arrived at the stairs, a middle-aged man ran down from the upstairs holding his chest. When he hurried past her, Yagami vaguely saw that the place the man was holding was still bleeding, like a knife wound.

This made Yagami more cautious, climbed up almost step by step, and then poked his head out to look at the ground level of the second floor.

It's a pity that to the ears of martial arts people, no matter how quiet Yagami is, the sound of her footsteps will reveal her traces.So when Yagami poked his head, he saw that the remaining people who were facing each other on the second floor all turned their heads to look at her.

She quickly glanced around and found these people, among them a man and a woman were two young people, both in their teens and 20s, and the woman was a young and beautiful nun, timidly hiding behind the man The other man, he looks about 30 years old, he is wearing an ordinary blue cloth clothes, the hem is even tucked into the belt, he looks so handsome, but his eyes are wretched Yagami looked as if Yagami had no clothes on.

And at this moment, that wretched man spoke to Yagami: "Hey, there's another beautiful little lady here, this is God wanting me, Tian Boguang, to hug left and right today!"

"Tian Boguang?" Iori was a little surprised, could this be the world of "Swordsman"?But is it the original work, or Yu Mama's brain-dead version?He didn't want to see his best wife candidate, Dongfang Bubai, become Dongfang Guliang.

And Tian Boguang's "little lady" really made her teeth ache.

Tian Boguang seemed very satisfied with Iori's surprise, and said triumphantly: "Yes, it's me, Tian Boguang traveling alone! It seems that you little lady has some knowledge and knows my name, Tian."

It's a pity that Yagami has no interest in this prostitute. He ignored him, and only looked at the man standing in front of the little nun—if the man in his 30s with wretched eyes was Tian Boguang, Looking at the scene at this time, this timid young nun must be Yilin, and the man standing in front of Yilin is the famous "green head" Linghu Chong!Thinking of this, Yagami couldn't help but look carefully.

Linghu Chong looked to be in his twenties, wearing a long blue robe and a long sword with a black scabbard on his waist.

Different from the small pointed face of some actors in the acting arts, he has a rather profound face with Chinese characters. He looks upright, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his expression is so chic and unrestrained. Although his expression is a little tired, but His eyes are piercing.

Iori looked at him with raised eyebrows and asked, "Linghu Chong?"

Linghu Chong glanced at Iori suspiciously, "Miss knows me?"

Iori threw the stool in his hand to the side, ran up to the second floor, ran to Linghu Chong and looked around in circles, which made Linghu Chong and the little nun Yilin feel very strange, and Tian Boguang next to him was unwilling to be ignored. He ignored him and said, "Hey, you little lady, you're just hanging around a young man in broad daylight, don't you think he's attracted to him?" After that, he said to Linghu Chong sourly, "Mr. Charming, there was a little nun from the Hengshan School who fell in love with you before, and then there is such a little lady who came out to get close to you, I really envy others!"

Iori glanced at him, and said with a chuckle: "I have heard that Tian Boguang is excellent in lightness kung fu, and with a sharp knife in his hand, he can be regarded as one of the first in the Jianghu. If you don't have those wicked eyes and the name of this disgusting person, with your Sword skills and lightness skills, there must be a little girl or a Jianghu heroine who thinks you have a special flavor, so there is no need to envy Mr. Linghu here."

"Oh, then, does the young lady also think that Tian has a special flavor?" Tian Boguang looked at Iori with a teasing smile.

Yagami looked at him regretfully, shook his head and said loudly, "You? I'm sorry, I really don't like it."

"Hey, you little lady has such a high tone, not to mention that the words you said are not words that should be said by a woman from a good family. Just because you dare to stare at Brother Linghu and look left and right, you are not afraid that the men in your family will be jealous. ?” Naturally, Tian Boguang could see that Iori was no longer a young girl.But even so, his interest suddenly shifted from Yilin to Iori - after all, men prefer hot women who make him want to conquer than little white rabbits.

Yagami didn't answer, just looked at him with a smile.

Tian Boguang was a little annoyed immediately, "What are you laughing at?"

"Suddenly thought of a joke, I was happy, so I laughed naturally." Yagami grinned, looked at him and said, "Why don't I tell you too?"

Tian Boguang smiled with great interest, and sat on the stool boldly, holding the handle of the knife in his hand and thrusting the knife in his hand into the ground. The uncle sat there and said to Iori, "You say it."

Iori took a look at Linghu Chong, walked around him and Yilin, and sat down in the same swaggering manner, even with one leg bent on the bench, that sitting posture was more masculine than Tian Boguang opposite him.

She put her elbows on her knees, and said to Tian Boguang, "I guess you haven't heard this joke before. If I don't tell you, you will never hear it in the future. And my joke, Pursuing its essence, it is actually a line of poetry.”

"Poetry? What's so funny about poetry?" Tian Boguang was a little impatient, "Tian doesn't like those things that are so simple."

Iori smiled and asked back: "If you don't listen, how do you know it's not funny?"

"What if I don't think it's funny?" Tian Boguang raised his eyebrows and looked at Iori, as if there was some trick in his heart.

Iori guessed what he was thinking, smiled at him meaningfully, then put one hand on the table, leaned forward slightly, looked into Tian Boguang's eyes and said provocatively: "I know what you mean, you must be thinking, just talk What's the point of talking about it? Actually, I don't think it's interesting either, so why don't we make a bet - if you think it's funny, you let this little nun go; if you don't think it's funny, I'll go with you, you How about it?"

Tian Boguang snorted, and looked at Iori in surprise, "You mean, if you lose the bet, you can do whatever you want? Even if I want to have fun with you for three days and three nights?" Tian Boguang said at the end, his excited eyes Shining light, I wish I could take off my clothes right away and get straight to the topic.

"Hehe..." Iori looked at him with a sneer, and said mockingly: "If you have that physical strength."

"Okay, okay!" Tian Boguang clapped his palms three times excitedly, thinking that he had picked up a big deal, and said triumphantly, "Is there any reason for me, Tian, ​​to reject this beautiful blessing that I took the initiative to send to my door? Tell me, I am. Let's see, is your joke making me laugh, or is it you, little lady, obediently walking with me to have fun!"

Tian Boguang's face showed an expression of certainty, and he felt that he was lucky this time, and a beautiful woman would be delivered to his door without any hassle!Really happy, happy!

Linghu Chong on the other side couldn't help frowning: This girl, are you going to bet on yourself to save someone?

Although this kind of courage and righteousness deserves to be commended, if she can't make this shameless prostitute laugh out of her jokes, wouldn't she be throwing herself into a trap?Could it be that he, Linghu Chong, was going to watch this prostitute not only insult the junior sister of the Hengshan sect, but also insult this girl who sees injustice and draws her sword to help?After thinking about it, Linghu Chong secretly made up his mind: If Tian Boguang couldn't make Tian Boguang laugh at this girl's jokes, he would try his best to rescue Junior Sister Yilin and this girl!

Immediately, Yagami put on a sad look, flicked his red sleeves, raised his hand to cover half of his face in a pretentious gesture, and said with a faint sigh: "I ask you how much sorrow you have..."

At this time, Yilin suddenly said, "I know this line of the poem, but the next line is 'like a river of spring water flowing eastward'."

Tian Boguang immediately smacked the table triumphantly, "Hey, what's so ridiculous about it? It's just a stinking poem. Little lady, don't say I framed you, this really makes Tian can't laugh! Do you admit defeat?" He looked at Iori with a wretched smile.

Only then did Yilin feel that she was talking too much.She looked at Linghu Chong annoyedly, but Linghu Chong was not in a hurry, looked at Yilin comfortingly, then smiled and said to Tian Boguang: "Brother Tian, ​​don't worry, since this girl is so confident that she can make you laugh, there must be something in it." It makes sense, why don't you listen to the girls one by one?" He looked at Yagami.

Iori nodded to him, and said to Tian Boguang confidently: "My poems are naturally different from what this little master said." She looked at Yilin, and smiled comfortingly at Yilin just like Linghu Chong .

Yilin blushed, clapped her hands together and saluted Iori with shame and shame: "Little Ni Yilin."

Iori nodded to Yilin.

Unwilling to be lonely, Tian Boguang interrupted the two people's mutual introduction, and asked Yagami: "Since you said it was different, why did you talk about the difference? Why is what you said so funny?"