[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Tian Boguang lazily said to Iori: "Since you said it was different, then you should talk about it, why is it different? Why is what you said so funny?"

Iori smiled, looked at Tian Boguang and said, "Ask you how much you can worry, just like a group of eunuchs going to brothels."

Tian Boguang was taken aback when he heard the words, a group of eunuchs in green clothes involuntarily appeared in his mind, jumping into the brothel one by one like zombies, but after seeing the beautiful girls, they had sad expressions on their faces.This made him burst out laughing, he slapped the table and chairs, shook his head and said: "Hey, you little lady, you have... like a group of eunuchs going to brothels? Well, well, this poem is true. Well, I, Tian, ​​am convinced!" He gave Yagami an appreciative look, as if he had met a confidant.

Iori rolled his eyes.

Now you think it’s funny, but you really don’t know if you think of this poem after you have been rooted out by the non-precept monk, will it have a different feeling?Alas, how much sorrow can I ask you, just like a river of spring water flowing eastward!

Yashen calmed down, and said to Tian Boguang: "In that case, then let little master Yilin go, you won't keep your word, right?" eyes.

Yilin blushed with shame because of Iori's words just now, and didn't even lift her head.

Tian Boguang followed Yashen's gaze to Yilin, looked at her more charming face, clicked tut twice regrettably, then smiled, stood up and said to Yashen: "Although I, Tian, ​​has a bad reputation, it's not that I don't say it. A trustworthy person. Once a word is said, it is hard to follow, how can I go back on it? Brother Linghu, little beauty, little lady, we will meet later!" Tian Boguang answered happily and acted happily, and he cupped his hands at Linghu Chong, After picking up the flagon from the table casually, he sprang out of the window and disappeared in a few moments, walking in a chic way.

Seeing Tian Boguang finally leave, Linghu Chong heaved a sigh of relief, and bowed his hands to Iori, "Thank you, miss."

"You're welcome." Iori, who doesn't know how to fold hands, just waved his hands casually. While thinking in his heart, he would ask someone to ask what kind of posture he should take. He stood up and said to Linghu Chong and Yilin with a smile, "It's hilarious." After reading it, I should go too. Mr. Linghu, little master Yilin, see you next time."

Yilin bowed to the Iori to express her thanks, while Linghu Chong readily bowed his hands and said goodbye.

Yagami walked downstairs.

And when Yagami walked to the middle of the stairs, there happened to be two young people walking up from the first floor, both in their 20s, wearing long gowns of the same style, and each with a long sword with a black scabbard. .When Iori passed them by, he glanced at them deliberately, thinking that this must be a disciple of some school or school.But she didn't pay much attention to it, she just gave up after taking a look at it, and left the inn called "Huiyanlou" by herself.

After leaving Huiyan Tower, Iori wondered where to go.

She basically figured out the matter of the blue light—the timing of the blue light appearing is basically random, like a space tunnel, after entering, she can go to another world, and if she doesn't go in, she will always appear in front of her.And the passage to go back to her own world... The law of this is a bit complicated, and she hasn't figured it out yet.But what is certain is that when she comes to another world, it is useless to worry about going back, and no matter how long she stays in the other world, it is only a few minutes in her world.

Because of this, she didn't care about these trips like vacation trips.

a few days later.

The day before Liu Zhengfeng's golden basin handwashing meeting, in Liu's mansion.

This day was the day when Yilin was found and brought back, and told her master and all the martial arts seniors from various sects what happened to her in the past few days.They are discussing in the flower hall in the inner room of the Liu Mansion at this time. There are Dingyi Shitai from the Hengshan School, Yu Canghai from the Qingcheng School, Tianmen Taoist Priest from the Taishan School, He Sanqi from Yandang Mountain in Southern Zhejiang, and Liu Mansion. The master, Liu Zhengfeng... waited for a total of nineteen seniors, as well as Lao Denuo who was summoned by the Taoist priest of Tianmen.

The cause of the incident was simply that Taoist priest Tianmen and Master Dingyi misunderstood that Linghu Chong killed his disciple Chi Baicheng, and together with the prostitute Tian Boguang kidnapped his disciple Yilin.

As for the other side, above the hall of the outer room, there are more than [-] people sitting in various parts of the hall, and among them, Yagami in disguise are also crowded in the crowd, sitting at the same table with a group of idlers from small sects. , drink tea, eat vegetables and chat.

Yagami was wearing a blue men's robe at this time, with a black sheathed sword pinned to her waist, and a gray package on her back, which contained her priestess robe and the longbow she brought— — These two things are not cheap, and she is not willing to throw them away.

And although Yagami is wearing men's clothes at this time, even if she is an airport, her chest is more attractive than men's. In addition, she has no intention of hiding her female voice, so everyone at the table with her knows that she is actually a man. There is only one woman at this table, and she is the only woman at this table. It is conceivable that when she speaks, the big men sitting around her are all eager to support her with evil intentions.

At the same time, in the flower hall on the other side.

Yilin talked about going back to Yanlou with a face full of tears. With her good eloquence, the Iori who rescued her wisely with Linghu Chong in Huiyanlou a few days ago was described by her as a person who saw an injustice. , the heroine who draws her sword to help... Although her crooked poem made this group of martial arts people despise and shame.

However, Linghu Chong, who was supposed to be with Yilin, was nowhere to be seen, neither in the flower hall nor above the hall.

Just after Yilin narrated the story of going back to the Wild Goose Tower, someone unknowingly threw the two unconscious people in through the window, and said ironically when throwing them in: "The buttocks are for you!" Afterwards, the wild goose falls on the flat sand! Haha, haha!"

Everyone looked out of the window curiously, but unfortunately, no one saw it.

The two people who were thrown in were both wearing blue standard robes, the same as those of the Qingcheng Sect, and they seemed to be disciples of the Qingcheng Sect.As the head of the Qingcheng faction, Yu Canghai, who was short but strong, jumped out immediately, using lightness kung fu to jump onto the roof, trying to find the person who threw the two people in just now.

As for the hall on the other side—

Everyone suddenly heard a commotion in the inner room, and then saw a short Taoist rushing out of the inner room, and ran all over the flower hall to the hall in a few steps.Immediately after him, all the famous martial arts seniors in the flower hall also ran out and jumped onto the roof, looking around as if they were looking for something.

Iori felt strange, turned his head and smiled at a big man with a rough beard sitting next to her and asked, "Hey, buddy, what's going on here? Who is that little man who jumped out?"

Iori is beautiful, and she is the only woman at this table. The big men at the table have been courting her for a long time. When they heard her asking, they answered her in a hurry. From what they said, this little Taoist who jumped out was Yu Canghai from the Qingcheng School.

When mentioning Yu Canghai of the Qingcheng School, one has to think of the massacre of the Fuwei Escort Bureau. He was the one who took Lin Pingzhi's parents away.

Yu Canghai ran around the front and back of the hall for a long time, but he didn't find any suspicious figure, so he could only return to the flower hall without success.He turned the two people who had just been thrown into the flower pavilion over, and their faces were exposed in everyone's eyes: it turned out that these two people were the second-generation disciples of the Qingcheng School, one named Shen Renjun, One is called Jirentong.

Yu Canghai stretched out his hand to untie the acupuncture points for the two of them, and then stood up with a gloomy expression.

He looked around and thought to himself: He searched around just now, but he didn't see the person who threw his two disciples in. According to his lightness kung fu, it is absolutely impossible for him to follow him. It won't run far, maybe it's still hiding in the crowd at this time.Thinking of this, he turned around and jumped out of the hall, looking at the crowd one by one.

However, at this moment, Yu Canghai suddenly showed a surprised expression on his face. Everyone followed his gaze and found that the person he was looking at was actually a hunchbacked man with a dog skin plaster on his face.

Yagami's eyes lit up when he saw a hunchback.

She vaguely remembered that Lin Pingzhi seemed to have dressed up as an ugly hunchback for a while, and because of this, she met Mu Gaofeng, the sinister, cunning, cruel and vicious "Saibei Ming Camel", and because of Mu Gaofeng and Yu Cang Hai fights for him together, letting him see that Mu Gaofeng is not a good person, and finally he is accepted as a disciple by Yue Buqun, who rescued him, and returns to the Huashan School with Yue Buqun.So Iori immediately knew that this young hunchback was Lin Pingzhi in disguise!

Yagami touched his chin.

This boy Lin Pingzhi has a fair complexion and delicate features. Even though he is pretending to be a hunchback and has a black dog skin plaster on his face, he still does not hide his appearance. He is really... very eye-catching!

Probably because he is very similar to the "Saibei Ming camel" Mu Gaofeng in dress, everyone associates him with Mu Gaofeng, and the few small shrimps sitting at the table with Iori are also discussing his identity, guessing Is Lin Pingzhi blindly imitating, or does it really have something to do with that Saibei Mingtuo.

At this moment, Liu Zhengfeng, the master of the Liu Mansion, hesitated for a moment, then took the initiative to walk over, bowed his hands politely, and said to Lin Pingzhi with a half-smile on his face: "I, Liu Zhengfeng, dare not ask for advice. name?"

Lin Pingzhi was embarrassed and anxious by everyone's eyes. He didn't expect that someone would ask his name, and because of his special status, he was wanted and hunted down by the Qingcheng faction because of the evil sword manual. The people sent by him were staring at him again, and for a while, he didn't know how to answer, and he couldn't answer.

Seeing this, Yagami rolled his eyes and showed a smirk, then stood up and walked out of the crowd, and said as he walked: "Senior Liu, don't ask him, this kid is shy, if you ask him like this, he won't dare to answer Why don't you ask me, and let me answer for him." Under the gazes of everyone and Lin Pingzhi's suspicious eyes, she walked straight up to him, put her arms around Lin Pingzhi's shoulders carelessly, and pointed at Lin Pingzhi with a smile. He said to Liu Zhengfeng: "His name is Jiuxian, and he is my younger brother. Don't get me wrong, senior. He has nothing to do with senior Sai Beiming Tuumu. This dress is just to avoid people's eyes and eyes, so that I won't be caught."

Lin Ping was startled, he didn't expect someone to jump out and say it was him...his sister?

As I said just now, anyone can tell at a glance that Yagami is a woman.Lin Pingzhi is no exception.

Yashen glanced at Lin Pingzhi with a smirk, and said self-directed and self-acted: "Why, you have the guts to run away from home, but you didn't expect to be caught by me? Are you so surprised that I can find you?" She lightly Touch Lin Pingzhi's forehead, "I know you love to join in the fun, and I can definitely find you at Senior Liu's place. You, if you want to run away from home next time, don't always go to the lively places. It's really easy to find." .Also, do you think that if you dress up as a hunchback and put a dog skin plaster on your face, I won't recognize you? Just dreaming!"

Being held in his arms by a strange woman and reprimanded and reprimanded again, Lin Pingzhi was a little uncomfortable and wanted to resist, but he felt that it would be better to bear with it than to expose his real identity, so as to see how this woman pretended. What is the purpose of saying that he is her younger brother.

At this time, Yilin, who finally remembered who the Iori was, exclaimed, pointed at her and said, "You, it's you!"

All eyes were on Yilin again.