[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door
Chapter 22: Condor Heroes 1
Yagami got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and when he opened the door after using the toilet, he felt a gust of breeze rushing towards him.
Yagami woke up with a jerk at that time.
Nima, do you want to time travel like this?Should she be thankful that she didn't sleep well today, and she still wore a little suspender nightdress?But Nima is transparent, transparent!Nima hollow out ah hollow out!Nima's thongs are all exposed, what kind of trouble is this!
Looking ahead in a blink of an eye, it turned out to be a wild scene, the woods, fallen leaves and weeds all over the place, all pitch-black.She lowered her head to look at the muffin-soled slippers under her feet, and she was extremely thankful that at least she didn't have bare feet, otherwise, if she stepped on this kind of ground, there might be several holes in just a few steps.
Yagami walked out with one foot deep and one shallow foot, and the door behind him disappeared instantly.
Not long after walking, Yagami suddenly heard a faint groan not far away.Yagami could naturally hear what this sound was. She didn't expect to encounter such a thing not long after time travelling.She had a smile on her face, hehe, no matter what happens, you have to go and have a look, right?
Yagami slowed down his pace, thinking he walked quietly, but after a few steps, he saw a woman in ancient costume in white lying on the ground in a distant grove, with a white veil covering her face, and a A man in Taoist robes lay down on the woman's body...and then it was over.
Yagami pouted uninterestedly.She just walked over, and it ended like this.
She backed away quietly, wanting to leave the place where the incident happened as soon as possible, thinking that no one would find her peeking from the sidelines.But when she stepped back like this, the man dressed as a Taoist priest seemed to hear it. He jumped up from the woman, frowned and looked at Yagami in a panic, and before Yagami could see the person's face Face, the man got up instantly, lifted his pants and ran away.
Yo, he didn't care about women, so he just ran away?
Yagami glanced at him in surprise, with a slightly stunned expression, and then heard a sudden sound of footsteps in the distance—although she was not the one who committed the crime against the wind, but watching a field battle made her inexplicably feel guilty, and subconsciously raised her head. He ran away, chasing the Taoist priest and fled together.
The two ran one after the other for a long time, and after running far away, the Taoist priest suddenly stopped, and suddenly turned to look at Iori.Iori also stopped vigilantly, and looked at the man across the air. The distance between the two was about five or six meters.
As a result, the Taoist priest immediately turned his head away when he saw Iori's outfit, and Iori suddenly remembered that his attire was indeed not very attractive.But looking at the taoist expression, Iori felt that this person was really making a fuss, and couldn't help snorting, but after the Taoist muttered "do not look at evil", he turned his head away from Iori and said, "Girl Who is it and why is it here?"
Yagami took a look at this person, but couldn't see the front face, and barely saw half of the side face.
However, this man has a handsome appearance, and his temperament also belongs to the kind of honest and honest person, not like a bad person.But thinking back to the hot scene just now, she felt that this person might be sanctimonious, and maybe there was something bad in her heart.
After thinking about it, Iori said to the Taoist priest: "The little girl is lost. Can the priest lead me out and take me out?"
The Taoist priest hesitated for a moment, did not answer, but suddenly took off his clothes.
Immediately, Iori covered her chest with her right hand, holding her five fingers empty, and a small black knife handle protruded vaguely from her chest. While covering it with her hand, she half held it on the knife handle, thinking in her heart: If this Taoist priest Wanting to do something wrong to her, she took out the demon knife hidden in her body, and hacked this sanctimonious guy to death!
But the Taoist priest just threw the coat to her, and advised: "It's deeper and heavy, girl, please put on your clothes first."
Iori took the Taoist robe vigilantly, and shook the dust on it—the Taoist priest and the girl rolled on the ground for so long just now, it was impossible for the clothes not to be dirty. Look, luckily they didn't rub against that kind of thing.
She put on her clothes and asked casually: "Dare to ask, where is this?"
The Taoist was silent for a moment, then said, "At the foot of Zhongnan Mountain."
"Huh?" Yagami vaguely felt that this place was a little familiar, and this scene was also a little familiar... Hey!Isn't this the plot where Yin Zhiping raped the little dragon girl? !Then what she saw just now was the little dragon girl... so tough, she saw such a hot plot as soon as she passed through, and she also met this unlucky Yin Zhiping.Speaking of which, this guy is simply a representative of tragedy. He was obviously a good young man, and he was an outstanding young man all his life. In the end, he lost his life at the end of the festival, and even committed suicide in fear of crime. It's really embarrassing!
Yagami looked at him with complicated eyes, a little regretful and melancholy, but in the end, she just cupped her hands in a neutral way and said, "So it's Daoist Yin."
Hearing that this strange woman knew his name, and thinking that this woman might tell the bad thing he just did, Yin Zhiping's face paled suddenly, and he panicked.He turned his head and looked around, as if he wanted to escape, but how could Yagami let him go?In the wilderness, if she doesn't follow this person to borrow the Quanzhen sect's house, how can she still sleep in the wilderness?Even if she dared to sleep in the wild, the clothes she was wearing couldn't withstand the cold wind at night!What should I do if I wake up in the morning and find that my dead body is frozen and swollen to the side...
So before this man ran away, Yagami walked over arrogantly and said: "Daozhang Yin has done such a thing that is inferior to a beast, I think he would not want outsiders to know." She had to restrain this man in order to have a house to live in!
Yin Zhiping swayed his feet and looked at Iori in a daze, wanting to fall in a daze.
Iori stretched out his hand to help, and said coolly and ironically: "It seems that the Taoist priest was too hard just now, and now his feet are weak, tsk tsk."
Yin Zhiping's face darkened all of a sudden, and with a shake of his hand, he pushed away Yagami's support, turned around and wanted to leave.But Iori grabbed his arm, took a step forward to block him, and said with a smug smile, "If Daoist Yin wants to leave, aren't you afraid that I will tell you about you?"
Yin Zhiping withdrew his hand, pointed at Yagami, and said angrily: "What do you want?!"
"Nonsense, it's late at night, I just want to sleep!" Iori slapped Yin Zhiping's hand away, and stared at him with a sneer.Nima, she hasn't slept for a few hours in the middle of the night!But it's just going to the toilet, how can it be so bad, just pass it on!At least for the first time, he at least woke up in the morning to enter the world of "Iron Man"!
Although she was hit by Sonini's car as soon as she passed through...
Yin Zhiping's face turned pale when he heard Iori's words, and when he remembered Iori's outfit just now, he suddenly felt concerned.
He gave Yagami a serious look, then turned his head, cupped his hands to Yagami, and said in a majestic manner: "I am not that kind of casual person! Although I... I have done that kind of careless thing, but it is also... I will never do it again!" That kind of unconscionable and morally corrupt thing, he was just fascinated by ghosts for a while, and there will never be a second time!
Iori immediately sneered, "Oh, it's so fresh, you think I have a crush on you?" It means: Do you think I have a crush on you?
"Then girl, don't say that kind of thought-provoking words!" Yin Zhiping looked upright, and looked down at Yagami relying on his height.
Iori is tall, 170 six centimeters, but Yin Zhiping is taller than her, probably more than 180.This height contrast is a bit obvious, and it also faintly sets off the Iori to be petite and exquisite.But Yagami is not afraid of him at all—because this person is a so-called gentleman—except for the little dragon girl, he made a big mistake in a moment of confusion, and the rest of his actions are exemplary, so Yagami is not worried He would bully the weak and bully her, a weak girl who doesn't know martial arts, and he wouldn't worry about this person killing her.
Thinking of this, Yashen has no scruples, rather deliberately bullying the honest people and said: "It's late at night, people should sleep, and sleep should have a room and a bed. If Daochang Yin doesn't want me to tell you about your scandal If you go out, you will have to follow my orders from now on, understand?" She triumphantly cast a wink over her.At this time, she thought that Yin Zhiping would do what she wanted and agree to her, just like when Yin Zhiping was threatened by Zhao Zhijing.
Yagami never thinks that he is a good person, and sometimes he bullies others for his own convenience, and there are quite a few of them.Anyway, it's not beating him, scolding him, let alone killing him, so what's there to care about? ╮╭
But to her surprise, Yin Zhiping stepped back a few steps in big strides, and raised his right hand high.Iori was a little surprised, thinking that Yin Zhiping was about to rise up and resist, and just about to dodge, he heard Yin Zhiping angrily said: "It is better to be broken than to be whole!" Then he slapped himself on the forehead with a palm, unexpectedly Suicide!
Yagami was speechless at the moment.
Let me go, it seems that being caught on the spot and committing a scandal is a big blow to this man, huh?But do you want to commit suicide so ruthlessly, brother, can I convince you!Iori hurriedly rushed over to grab his hand, but under Yin Zhiping's strength, both of them fell to the ground.
The crisp and soft jade body fell into his arms, and he had just gone through such an intense affair, Yin Zhiping immediately reacted.He panicked and pushed Iori, and pushed Iori to the side, but Iori was pushed by him and rolled around on the ground. When he rolled, a stone happened to be placed under his waist, which caused her a sharp pain.
She suddenly became angry: Nima, I saved you and you still pushed me!
Iori stared at it, found Yin Zhiping's bump inadvertently, then sneered in his heart, scolded "you meow meow", and then slapped Yin Zhiping's face abruptly, Yin Zhiping was stunned for a moment, covering his face A look of disbelief on his face.
Yagami pointed at him and said angrily, "You idiot, you look like a bitch, don't you have any masculinity? Did your parents give birth to you just to make you commit suicide like a shrunken turtle son? Give me another slap, and I'll see if I don't eunuch you!" After he finished speaking, he slapped Yin Zhiping again, but this time it hit Yin Zhiping's bottom, causing him to gasp in pain, and immediately covered his lower body Roll aside and groan.
Iori jumped up and kicked Yin Zhiping's ass twice.
Such an insulting action made Yin Zhiping's eyes turn red with anger, and he immediately got up and wanted to fight Yagami to the death, but the pain was terribly painful, and he couldn't stop hitting the woman, so he had to give up in the end.
Yagami played comfortably, and naturally he was in a good mood.Sure enough, this kind of beast should be taught like this.
Yagami woke up with a jerk at that time.
Nima, do you want to time travel like this?Should she be thankful that she didn't sleep well today, and she still wore a little suspender nightdress?But Nima is transparent, transparent!Nima hollow out ah hollow out!Nima's thongs are all exposed, what kind of trouble is this!
Looking ahead in a blink of an eye, it turned out to be a wild scene, the woods, fallen leaves and weeds all over the place, all pitch-black.She lowered her head to look at the muffin-soled slippers under her feet, and she was extremely thankful that at least she didn't have bare feet, otherwise, if she stepped on this kind of ground, there might be several holes in just a few steps.
Yagami walked out with one foot deep and one shallow foot, and the door behind him disappeared instantly.
Not long after walking, Yagami suddenly heard a faint groan not far away.Yagami could naturally hear what this sound was. She didn't expect to encounter such a thing not long after time travelling.She had a smile on her face, hehe, no matter what happens, you have to go and have a look, right?
Yagami slowed down his pace, thinking he walked quietly, but after a few steps, he saw a woman in ancient costume in white lying on the ground in a distant grove, with a white veil covering her face, and a A man in Taoist robes lay down on the woman's body...and then it was over.
Yagami pouted uninterestedly.She just walked over, and it ended like this.
She backed away quietly, wanting to leave the place where the incident happened as soon as possible, thinking that no one would find her peeking from the sidelines.But when she stepped back like this, the man dressed as a Taoist priest seemed to hear it. He jumped up from the woman, frowned and looked at Yagami in a panic, and before Yagami could see the person's face Face, the man got up instantly, lifted his pants and ran away.
Yo, he didn't care about women, so he just ran away?
Yagami glanced at him in surprise, with a slightly stunned expression, and then heard a sudden sound of footsteps in the distance—although she was not the one who committed the crime against the wind, but watching a field battle made her inexplicably feel guilty, and subconsciously raised her head. He ran away, chasing the Taoist priest and fled together.
The two ran one after the other for a long time, and after running far away, the Taoist priest suddenly stopped, and suddenly turned to look at Iori.Iori also stopped vigilantly, and looked at the man across the air. The distance between the two was about five or six meters.
As a result, the Taoist priest immediately turned his head away when he saw Iori's outfit, and Iori suddenly remembered that his attire was indeed not very attractive.But looking at the taoist expression, Iori felt that this person was really making a fuss, and couldn't help snorting, but after the Taoist muttered "do not look at evil", he turned his head away from Iori and said, "Girl Who is it and why is it here?"
Yagami took a look at this person, but couldn't see the front face, and barely saw half of the side face.
However, this man has a handsome appearance, and his temperament also belongs to the kind of honest and honest person, not like a bad person.But thinking back to the hot scene just now, she felt that this person might be sanctimonious, and maybe there was something bad in her heart.
After thinking about it, Iori said to the Taoist priest: "The little girl is lost. Can the priest lead me out and take me out?"
The Taoist priest hesitated for a moment, did not answer, but suddenly took off his clothes.
Immediately, Iori covered her chest with her right hand, holding her five fingers empty, and a small black knife handle protruded vaguely from her chest. While covering it with her hand, she half held it on the knife handle, thinking in her heart: If this Taoist priest Wanting to do something wrong to her, she took out the demon knife hidden in her body, and hacked this sanctimonious guy to death!
But the Taoist priest just threw the coat to her, and advised: "It's deeper and heavy, girl, please put on your clothes first."
Iori took the Taoist robe vigilantly, and shook the dust on it—the Taoist priest and the girl rolled on the ground for so long just now, it was impossible for the clothes not to be dirty. Look, luckily they didn't rub against that kind of thing.
She put on her clothes and asked casually: "Dare to ask, where is this?"
The Taoist was silent for a moment, then said, "At the foot of Zhongnan Mountain."
"Huh?" Yagami vaguely felt that this place was a little familiar, and this scene was also a little familiar... Hey!Isn't this the plot where Yin Zhiping raped the little dragon girl? !Then what she saw just now was the little dragon girl... so tough, she saw such a hot plot as soon as she passed through, and she also met this unlucky Yin Zhiping.Speaking of which, this guy is simply a representative of tragedy. He was obviously a good young man, and he was an outstanding young man all his life. In the end, he lost his life at the end of the festival, and even committed suicide in fear of crime. It's really embarrassing!
Yagami looked at him with complicated eyes, a little regretful and melancholy, but in the end, she just cupped her hands in a neutral way and said, "So it's Daoist Yin."
Hearing that this strange woman knew his name, and thinking that this woman might tell the bad thing he just did, Yin Zhiping's face paled suddenly, and he panicked.He turned his head and looked around, as if he wanted to escape, but how could Yagami let him go?In the wilderness, if she doesn't follow this person to borrow the Quanzhen sect's house, how can she still sleep in the wilderness?Even if she dared to sleep in the wild, the clothes she was wearing couldn't withstand the cold wind at night!What should I do if I wake up in the morning and find that my dead body is frozen and swollen to the side...
So before this man ran away, Yagami walked over arrogantly and said: "Daozhang Yin has done such a thing that is inferior to a beast, I think he would not want outsiders to know." She had to restrain this man in order to have a house to live in!
Yin Zhiping swayed his feet and looked at Iori in a daze, wanting to fall in a daze.
Iori stretched out his hand to help, and said coolly and ironically: "It seems that the Taoist priest was too hard just now, and now his feet are weak, tsk tsk."
Yin Zhiping's face darkened all of a sudden, and with a shake of his hand, he pushed away Yagami's support, turned around and wanted to leave.But Iori grabbed his arm, took a step forward to block him, and said with a smug smile, "If Daoist Yin wants to leave, aren't you afraid that I will tell you about you?"
Yin Zhiping withdrew his hand, pointed at Yagami, and said angrily: "What do you want?!"
"Nonsense, it's late at night, I just want to sleep!" Iori slapped Yin Zhiping's hand away, and stared at him with a sneer.Nima, she hasn't slept for a few hours in the middle of the night!But it's just going to the toilet, how can it be so bad, just pass it on!At least for the first time, he at least woke up in the morning to enter the world of "Iron Man"!
Although she was hit by Sonini's car as soon as she passed through...
Yin Zhiping's face turned pale when he heard Iori's words, and when he remembered Iori's outfit just now, he suddenly felt concerned.
He gave Yagami a serious look, then turned his head, cupped his hands to Yagami, and said in a majestic manner: "I am not that kind of casual person! Although I... I have done that kind of careless thing, but it is also... I will never do it again!" That kind of unconscionable and morally corrupt thing, he was just fascinated by ghosts for a while, and there will never be a second time!
Iori immediately sneered, "Oh, it's so fresh, you think I have a crush on you?" It means: Do you think I have a crush on you?
"Then girl, don't say that kind of thought-provoking words!" Yin Zhiping looked upright, and looked down at Yagami relying on his height.
Iori is tall, 170 six centimeters, but Yin Zhiping is taller than her, probably more than 180.This height contrast is a bit obvious, and it also faintly sets off the Iori to be petite and exquisite.But Yagami is not afraid of him at all—because this person is a so-called gentleman—except for the little dragon girl, he made a big mistake in a moment of confusion, and the rest of his actions are exemplary, so Yagami is not worried He would bully the weak and bully her, a weak girl who doesn't know martial arts, and he wouldn't worry about this person killing her.
Thinking of this, Yashen has no scruples, rather deliberately bullying the honest people and said: "It's late at night, people should sleep, and sleep should have a room and a bed. If Daochang Yin doesn't want me to tell you about your scandal If you go out, you will have to follow my orders from now on, understand?" She triumphantly cast a wink over her.At this time, she thought that Yin Zhiping would do what she wanted and agree to her, just like when Yin Zhiping was threatened by Zhao Zhijing.
Yagami never thinks that he is a good person, and sometimes he bullies others for his own convenience, and there are quite a few of them.Anyway, it's not beating him, scolding him, let alone killing him, so what's there to care about? ╮╭
But to her surprise, Yin Zhiping stepped back a few steps in big strides, and raised his right hand high.Iori was a little surprised, thinking that Yin Zhiping was about to rise up and resist, and just about to dodge, he heard Yin Zhiping angrily said: "It is better to be broken than to be whole!" Then he slapped himself on the forehead with a palm, unexpectedly Suicide!
Yagami was speechless at the moment.
Let me go, it seems that being caught on the spot and committing a scandal is a big blow to this man, huh?But do you want to commit suicide so ruthlessly, brother, can I convince you!Iori hurriedly rushed over to grab his hand, but under Yin Zhiping's strength, both of them fell to the ground.
The crisp and soft jade body fell into his arms, and he had just gone through such an intense affair, Yin Zhiping immediately reacted.He panicked and pushed Iori, and pushed Iori to the side, but Iori was pushed by him and rolled around on the ground. When he rolled, a stone happened to be placed under his waist, which caused her a sharp pain.
She suddenly became angry: Nima, I saved you and you still pushed me!
Iori stared at it, found Yin Zhiping's bump inadvertently, then sneered in his heart, scolded "you meow meow", and then slapped Yin Zhiping's face abruptly, Yin Zhiping was stunned for a moment, covering his face A look of disbelief on his face.
Yagami pointed at him and said angrily, "You idiot, you look like a bitch, don't you have any masculinity? Did your parents give birth to you just to make you commit suicide like a shrunken turtle son? Give me another slap, and I'll see if I don't eunuch you!" After he finished speaking, he slapped Yin Zhiping again, but this time it hit Yin Zhiping's bottom, causing him to gasp in pain, and immediately covered his lower body Roll aside and groan.
Iori jumped up and kicked Yin Zhiping's ass twice.
Such an insulting action made Yin Zhiping's eyes turn red with anger, and he immediately got up and wanted to fight Yagami to the death, but the pain was terribly painful, and he couldn't stop hitting the woman, so he had to give up in the end.
Yagami played comfortably, and naturally he was in a good mood.Sure enough, this kind of beast should be taught like this.
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