[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

The Eight Gods beat Yin Zhiping up and felt relieved.

And Yin Zhiping, who was beaten by her, was dissatisfied, but when he calmed down, he felt that he had done such a big mistake, even if he was beaten to death, he deserved it, and he was a little bit broken.

Iori walked over and kicked Yin Zhiping's legs and feet, supported his waist and said, "Hey, are you going to sleep here overnight?"

Yin Zhiping lay on the ground, motionless and silent.

Pulling the Taoist robe on his body, the night wind was still quite cool at night, and Yagami felt a little cold.Seeing such a person lying on the ground with a dead face, Yagami really regretted why she had talked to this person for so long, she pulled her clothes and said: "Forget it, give me the money on your body, and I will go by myself, regardless of your money." It's over. I won't tell you what I saw and heard today, so just pretend nothing happened." Seeing this person's lifeless state, I really feel that I don't even have the strength to bully him...

Yin Zhiping curled up, buried his face in his two arms, and said in a low voice, "How can you pretend it didn't happen?"

Yagami was immediately tangled, "I'll go, what else do you want?! You are a big man, why are you more annoying than women, this is not good, that is not good, is it possible that you are going to commit suicide? What problem can suicide solve? Xiaolong. Girls can change back Virgin?"

Yin Zhiping sat up abruptly and stared at her tremblingly, "Can you speak...can you..." Be civilized!

"Impossible!" Yagami interrupted him simply, then squatted down and rummaged through Yin Zhiping's body.

Yin Zhiping was frightened by her inexplicable behavior and struggled in panic, but he didn't dare to touch Iori's body - after all, he just touched Xiaolongnv, and he was still a little guilty at this moment, so how could he dare to do something rude again?And Iori was only wearing a thin Taoist robe, and the clothes inside her... Yin Zhiping couldn't help but flushed with shame when he thought of the scene he saw just now, and became even more flustered, he didn't even dare to move his hands. So that Yagami snatched the money bag from him very smoothly.

Iori poured the money in the purse into his palm and counted it. It was not much, just over 50 taels.

"Really poor." She muttered something, then stood up, wrapped in Yin Zhiping's Taoist robe, and left.

Yin Zhiping looked at Iori's back in disbelief, and finally slapped the ground angrily, and unconsciously used his internal force to smash the ground into a big hole.He stood up angrily, flicked his sleeves, and left angrily.

On the way back, Yin Zhiping met Zhao Zhijing.

Zhao Zhijing, an insidious villain with a fairy face but a vicious heart, immediately mocked Yin Zhiping when he saw Yin Zhiping in a mess, but said hypocritically, "Oh, this is not Junior Brother Yin." Why, why are you dressed in rags? Could it be that you met some beautiful female ghost in the dark and windy night, and performed the ceremony of Duke Zhou?"

Yin Zhiping, who had been exposed, gave Zhao Zhijing a cold look. He had never seen Yin Zhiping so fierce. Zhao Zhijing was taken aback for a moment, but he still said bravely and calmly: "You, you , what are you looking at me like that for?"

Yin Zhiping glanced at him, then withdrew his eyes and walked back calmly, and said as he walked: "Brother Zhao just take care of his own affairs, I don't need you to care about me." His tone was never before. tough.

Zhao Zhijing was choked, followed behind him with an angry and jealous face, and said in a sharp voice, "Hey, what do you mean, do you look down on me, your brother?"

"It doesn't matter if you look down on it or look down on it? Brother Zhao is in the mood to meddle in other people's business, so it's better to take care of yourself. As a teacher, he bullies the juniors of his sect and is disrespectful to the elders. Even a little Yang Guo can't take care of him well, which makes our Quanzhen teacher There was a rift between him and Guo Daxia, and the ten-year old friendship between the two factions was ruined—Brother Zhao didn’t handle these things well, but he always loves to care about others, it seems that he is too idle." Yin Zhiping said sarcastically The meaning is beyond words.

"You, you!" Zhao Zhijing was so angry that his face turned red. He never thought that one day, he would be rendered speechless by Yin Zhiping.

But he was also puzzled: when did Yin Zhiping, a bastard, become so sharp-tongued?Seeing his flustered, sneaky, and suspicious behavior just now, there must be something unknown happened—maybe, it has something to do with the little dragon girl whom he misses so much?Thinking of this, Zhao Zhijing smiled in his heart: If I can dig it out and use it to contain this mighty Yin Zhiping, I can also make this Yin Zhiping who is always overwhelmed by others to be honest and honest, so I can't be so arrogant !

On the other side, Yagami took the stolen money without guilt and spent the night in a nearby small village.

a few days later.

Iori was on a country road at this time, and she was surrounded by three young men who were flamboyant.She didn't expect that she, who had always robbed others, would be blocked on the road, and the purpose of these guys was to rob. Sex!

Tribulation, sex, ah!

She really doesn't want to complain about this group of guys who seem to be the second generation ancestors. They all look like dogs and wear silk and satin, but they like to do such dirty things. Let's go, beat up these idle guys, and I'm really sorry for my itchy fists!

But at this moment-

A young man in a blue-gray cloth shirt suddenly rolled out from the nearby grass.He has grass clippings, messy hair, and even his face is smeared with dirty mud...

Yagami swallowed, and looked at the boy speechlessly.

Hey man, even if you want to disguise yourself and try to look like a beggar or something, just don't be so obvious, can you?The clear black mud marks on the face are really obvious at a glance that you painted them on purpose, okay?

It's a pity that the boy didn't know that his appearance had been seen through.He grinned stupidly at the men, put a finger on the corner of his mouth pretending to be crazy, and said stupidly: "Hey, what are you doing? It seems very interesting, are you playing a game?" ? I want to play too, I want to play too, how about you bring me one?"

Several slick rich kids glanced at each other, one pointed at the boy and laughed maniacally, one laughed mockingly, one covered his stomach and laughed, and the other took a step forward and pinched the boy with his hands. The boy's dirty clothes were thrown away, and he pointed at the boy with a disgusted face and said mockingly, "A fool like you wants to take advantage of the girl?"

"Taking advantage? What is taking advantage?" The young man pretended to be stupid.

"Taking advantage is..." A young man in blue stretched out his hand to Yagami's chest with a lewd smile on his face.

Yagami's eyes sharpened, he held the hilt of a long sword hanging at his waist, and was about to draw the sword to cut someone, but at this moment, the boy who was pretending to be stupid said "what, what is it?" While walking forward, his left foot tripped over his right foot, he threw his arms towards the man in blue clothes, and then shouted: "Oh, I fell, I fell!"

The young man in blue was caught off guard, and was pushed to the ground by the young man, and he fell to the ground.His friends pointed at him one by one and laughed out loud, their expressions were full of gloating, and they didn't take it seriously at all.And the boy who fell "coincidentally" sat on the back of the young master.

Seeing that everyone else was laughing, the boy also laughed and clapped his hands and said, "It's fun, it's fun, the girl didn't take advantage of it, but you threw a dog to eat shit!"

The young man in blue saw that his companion not only didn't pull him up, but also made fun of him from the sidelines, he immediately became angry and wanted to get up and beat him up.But when he wanted to get up, he felt that the boy sitting on him was pressing him down like a mountain, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get up.He thumped the ground angrily and shouted: "Get up, you fool, get out of here!"

The young man curled his lips aggrieved, "Get up when you get up, what are you cursing for?" He kicked his feet, and his ass finally moved away from the back of the young man in blue.

The young man in blue raised his waist and was about to get up, but before his waist was a few decimeters off the ground, the boy lost his footing and fell back. As a result, the young man in blue was seated by him again. Under the buttocks, once again used as a back pad.

The boy in blue said "Ouch" when he hit him, and couldn't help but start cursing his mother.

His friends laughed again, and one of them yelled and cursed: "Grandson, how does it feel to be used as a chair?"

"Oh, I didn't mean it!" The boy got up pretending to be panicked, but deliberately pretended to fall several times, hitting the young man in blue again and again, until the young man in blue vomited blood when he sat on him, and the three people beside him Only then did the young master see that something was wrong.

"Damn it, this kid is cheating!" One of the young masters in red yelled, and then the other three raised their fists and kicked to hit the young man pretending to be crazy.The young man pretended to be crying in fear, waving his hands and feet while running, but in fact, no matter whether it was shaking hands or kicking feet, it was all in chaos and orderly. In just half a cup of tea, the four young masters were beaten to death by the young man. Falling flowers and flowing water rolled on the ground and whined.

The boy who won the big victory clapped his hands with a smile and said, "Haha, you all sleep on the ground, you don't know shame, you don't know shame!"

The four young masters looked at each other for a few moments, feeling that they had been tricked, and felt that this young man who pretended to be crazy was actually a deep master!

They knew they couldn't beat them, so they naturally wanted to run, so they helped each other get up from the ground.And because he was so scared of being beaten, he didn't dare to say anything cruel, and he was about to run away with his tail between his legs in a desperate manner—but Yagami suddenly walked in front of them and stretched out a hand to stop them.

The young man in red gave Yagami a stern look, "You, what else do you want?"

Iori smiled, stretched out his hand in front of them, Gogou fingers and said meanly: "Hand over everything that is valuable."

"What?!" The young masters looked at each other in disbelief.

The boy who was pretending to be stupid also looked at Yagami strangely.

"Don't you guys see that I'm a bandit?" Yagami smiled and pointed to his nose, then raised his chin, pointed to the young man next to him and said, "This is the second head of our Black Mountain Village. Heart Sacred Hand, what I like the most is to dig out the hearts of those who don't take the initiative to hand in the money and eat them for me. And I am the food, people, and demons that everyone in the world fears!"

"In ancient times, there was Mei Chaofeng who loved to grab people's heads and melon seeds, but now there is me who likes to eat people's hearts. People in the world, how dare you come out to mess around if you don't have a special hobby? Come on, don't you want to pay money? Why don't you let me I'll have a delicious meal..." Before Yagami could finish his words, those young men who were almost scared to pee took out their silver coins one by one, and handed them to Yagami and the boy who was pretending to be stupid.Iori didn't expect these people to be so easy to deceive.

But what she didn't know was that these people weren't afraid because she said she wanted to eat their hearts. What these people were afraid of was actually their status in the world.

People in the Jianghu say that they are happy and enmity, but they are just relying on their own abilities to run rampant everywhere. Aren't they the poor people who don't know martial arts?Isn't there an old saying that when a scholar meets a soldier, he can't explain why, so ordinary people are unlucky enough to meet a martial artist, so don't say anything, just do what they say!These pretentious people in the rivers and lakes have no kingly law in their eyes. There are too many people who draw swords and kill people when they disagree with each other. Can they provoke them?So for the sake of my own life, I should just do what others tell me to do!

After handing over the silver, those four people were finally able to escape.

Iori lowered his head and counted the silver in his hand, but the boy suddenly walked over, stretched out a hand, and directly snatched the silver from Iori's hand.Iori was startled, but then he smiled and said to the boy, "Hey, buddy, are you trying to cheat?"

The young man took it for granted, "I beat those people away, so the money will naturally belong to me."

"But if I don't care about them asking for silver, can you see the shadow of the silver?" Yagami stretched out a hand to the boy, rubbed his hands with a flattering smile, and said in a negotiating tone: "So let's split it equally, how about it? I There is hard work without hard work!" She winked at the boy.

The young man thought for a while, squeezed out the smallest piece of silver from the silver and gave it to Yagami, and said condescendingly, "Here, yours."

Yagami tossed the silver, measured the weight, and realized that this small piece of broken silver was at least ten taels, so she didn't care much about being robbed.Anyway, ten taels is not a lot, enough for her to talk for a while.

Yagami put the silver into her pocket, and said indifferently: "It's okay, ten taels is ten taels, I'm leaving." She turned around and left after she finished speaking.

But the young man rolled his eyes, trotted up to her, walked to her side and said, "What kind of robber are you from the Black Village?"

Iori glanced at him, "I'm a robber, but I'm talking nonsense about the Black Mountain Village. Why, don't you want to learn from a hero and come out to defend the way, and arrest me and send me to the government?"

"That's not true." The young man pondered for a moment, and continued: "But it's really... the first time I've seen a female robber."

"Have you seen many robbers?" Yagami looked at the boy with a smile.

The young man nodded seriously, "Many. Some are vicious, some are cunning, and some pretend to be a good person on the bright side, but they deceive you into ruining your fortune..."

"Hehe!" Iori interrupted the boy with a smile, "Are you still talking about robbers?"

The boy looked at Yagami with deep eyes, "Isn't it?"