[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

The boy looked at Yagami with deep eyes, "Isn't it?"

Yagami felt that the young man's words must have some deep meaning, but she couldn't figure it out for a while, and she didn't bother to think about it, so she curled her lips and said, "Just say so, I don't want to understand, it hurts my head too much." She nodded her head.

The boy looked at her contemptuously, thinking that this woman was extremely boring, turned around, brushed past Yagami, and walked forward.

Yagami smiled, chased after him and poked the young man's waist with his elbow, and laughed while following him: "Well, young man, how boring it is to go so soon. I have nothing to do, so I might as well walk with you , I also have a companion—" She paused, then looked at the boy curiously and asked, "Hey, seeing you in such a hurry, where are you going?"

The boy stopped for a moment, and then continued to walk forward.He seemed to want to pretend that nothing had happened, but the expression on his face had changed from the casual one just now to a serious one, and anyone could tell that he had something on his mind.

The boy said in a serious tone, "I'm going to find my aunt."

"Auntie?" Iori has been very sensitive to these titles since he learned that he was wearing a divine sculpture this time. Now that he heard the boy say that, he felt that the boy might be Yang Guo—and the more he looked at it, the more he felt like it. .Handsome, smart, cynical, paranoid and arrogant... She looked the boy up and down, and asked tentatively, "Looking for your aunt? Why, did she run away?"

"What did you get lost? My aunt was angry with me, so she left." The boy quickly defended, and looked at Yagami with contempt.

Iori said perfunctorily, "Yes, yes, I didn't get lost."

Then she pretended to ask casually: "Then what's your aunt's name? I've been here for a long time recently, maybe I've heard of her." She felt that the boy's next answer must be "Xiaolong female".

And as expected.Now the boy who has been identified by Yashen as Yang Guo said: "My aunt's surname is Long, outsiders call her Long Girl, and Grandma Sun calls her Little Dragon Girl. Her name... I don't know her name." His eyes were a little dazed.

"Little Dragon Girl? Hmm..." Iori pretended to be thinking, and then replied, "I haven't heard of it."

Yang Guo was a little discouraged, and said without strength: "I know, you haven't heard of it. My aunt just came out of the house, how could you have seen her? But those who have seen her must never forget it." His tone was dreamy, listening It looks like she adores the little dragon girl.

But Iori doesn't like Xiaolongnv.According to her taste, she prefers a weird girl like Huang Rong, a lively and lovely girl like Yue Lingshan, or a more mature girl like Xiaojiao.And being as desolate and impersonal as Xiao Longnv, she really couldn't accept it.

So seeing Yang Guo's sad face, she couldn't help pouring cold water on her and said, "According to what you say, she must be some kind of peerless beauty, then you have to find her quickly, otherwise she is a beautiful and weak girl who is alone outside. But it's dangerous—for example, you might accidentally run into people like the group of idiots we met just now."

Yang Guo's expression changed instantly.

"Although my aunt is not a weak woman..." He couldn't help thinking worriedly: My aunt has stayed in the ancient tomb all year round, and her thoughts are pure. If someone wants to lie to her, it must be easy!Doesn't that mean that my aunt may be in danger anytime and anywhere?Thinking of this, Yang Guo became anxious immediately, and regardless of Iori, he hurriedly said "I'll go first", then he stepped on his feet and flew away with light work.

Iori was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly chased after two steps, and shouted "Hello" to Yang Guo's back, but Yang Guo ignored him.She shrugged helplessly and continued on the road alone without any entanglement.

The eight gods stayed in the world of Shendiao for another few months, during which time they heard that Guo Jing and Huang Rong held a martial arts conference to choose a martial arts leader.After she found out, she also wanted to run to join in the fun—it's a pity that this time she wasn't as lucky as in "Swordsman", she didn't get to get in!She waited for several days, but did not find a chance. It was not until the end of the martial arts competition that she saw Yang Guo with a broken arm running out.

At that time, she wanted to catch up and take a look, but it was a pity that Yang Guo still ran too fast, and she still missed the opportunity to get in touch with the protagonist and watch the plot by the way.This made her feel "a little tired" of watching the main plot.

She began to feel that the Condor Condor World was really boring.

Wandering around the city with nothing to do, Yagami suddenly saw a man who didn't look like ordinary Han people—his eyes were darker than ordinary people, his nose was slightly higher, his hair was slightly yellowish, and his pupils seemed to be the same color A little light.But the face looks pretty good.

Is it from the Western Regions?Yagami looked at the man curiously.

Maybe that man was very sensitive to other people's eyes. After Yagami took a few glances, the man also looked back and saw Yagami.He first glanced at Yagami with a frown, and then realized that Yagami was a woman disguised as a man, then showed a contented smile, and then walked over with a fan.

"Girl is polite." The man walked up to Yagami and bowed his hands to her with a smile.

Iori didn't expect the man to come over directly, and said in surprise, "Are you...?"

The man shook his fan as if he was being handsome, put one hand behind his back, looked down at Yagami with a smile and praised: "The girl is so beautiful, she walks alone without a bodyguard. The world is dangerous, girl Should have been more careful."

His tone was persuasive and seductive, which seemed to be a kind advice, but Yagami intuitively felt that this person was uneasy and kind.So after she gave the man a friendly smile, she ignored him, turned around and left - but the man walked up to Iori in a few steps, and with one stroke of his fan, he stretched out his hand to stop Iori.

Iori looked up at him with a frown, his eyes a little impatient.

But the man said to Yagami with a playful smile: "Did the girl agree to it? I am the prince of Mongolia in Xiahuodu. If the girl follows me, I will definitely eat and drink for the rest of my life. Girl, why don't you think about it?"

It turned out that it was Huo Dou who thought Iori was handsome and wanted to take him as a concubine, so he came forward to strike up a conversation.

Iori looked at Huo Dou in surprise.She naturally remembered that Huo Dou in the TV series was insidious, cunning, unkind, and just as lecherous as Ouyang Ke. When Xiao Longnv first appeared on the stage, he even planned to marry Xiao Longnv.Although he was expelled later.

Knowing that it would be troublesome to get involved with him, Yagami immediately opened his eyes and said nonsense: "If you have the heart, come to Yicui Tower and redeem me. Look, do I look like a good woman?" She said, She also gave Huo Dou a charming wink - she felt that a prince like Huo Dou should disdain to have anything to do with a prostitute, let alone go to a brothel to redeem her body, so she wanted to make Huo Dou like this All go disgusting.

Thinking of this, she hugged her shoulders persistently, looked at Huo Dou with a smile and said, "However, if you say you are a Mongolian, I will believe you, and if you say you are a prince? Hehe, do you think my sister is stupid and will believe you? You Don't you think that the Mongolian prince is like Chinese cabbage that costs two coppers and a catty in the vegetable market on the East Street, everywhere? You're so ridiculous!" After she finished speaking, she turned around and left—not escaping at this time, but even more so. when? !

But Huo Dou grabbed her arm.

Iori yelled in his heart that he was not good, but on the surface he turned his head with a raised eyebrow, and said in a cold voice: "What are you going to do? Let go!" She struggled vigorously, but unfortunately she couldn't break away.

Huo Dou sneered and said: "Are you actually Yaojie? Oh, that's convenient. Do you think you can escape if you fall into my hands?" His tone turned cold all of a sudden, and he was not polite at all. There was also disdain in his tone.

Yagami knew that he might be self-defeating.

She tried another trick when she failed to succeed—she pretended to be lacking in confidence, shrugged her shoulders, and said tremblingly: "You, what do you want? You don't even want to pay for the female ticket? You're shameless." Ah!" Men are very face-saving, women don't give money for tickets, as long as they have the face, they dare not come here blatantly!

It's a pity that she still misjudged Huo Dou's face.

Seeing that Yashen hadn't finished speaking, Huo Dou casually clicked, Yashen didn't take precautions, he hit the Sleeping Point all of a sudden, and passed out as soon as his eyes went dark.And when she opened her eyes again, she found that she was lying in a small room, her clothes had been changed into a light pink women's dress, and even her face was covered with makeup.

Did it happen?Yagami twisted his waist in panic, feeling nothing, it seems that he hasn't been raped yet.

Yagami took a look and found that the room he was in was quite small. There were probably only tables, chairs, and beds in the room, and there was not even a wardrobe for clothes. It seemed to be a guest room or something.

After thinking about it, she got out of bed and opened the door, but when the door opened, two little girls who looked like maids were guarding the door, one on the left and the other on the right.Seeing Iori leaning out, one of the little girls smiled happily and said, "Oh, Miss is awake." Her tone was very strange, with a sour taste, and she was clearly smiling. , but looked at Yagami's eyes with contempt and contempt.Iori thought it was a little ridiculous, because the appearance of the little girl reminded her of the idiom "dogs rely on others".

Yagami leaned on the door frame, hugged his arms, looked down at the little girl who looked only fourteen or five years old, and said with a joking tone: "Hey, little sister, where is this?"

The little girl was taken aback by Yagami, and she could hear the impropriety in Yagami's tone, so she snorted angrily, while the other round-faced girl next to her tugged at her sleeve, and said in a low voice: " Lingling, don't talk nonsense."

The little girl glared at the round-faced girl unwillingly, then turned her head and said to Iori: "This is Zhongnan Mountain, the guest room of Quanzhen Sect, our prince brought you here, you..." Then the little girl said to Iori She didn't even listen, all she was thinking at this moment was: So she was captured by Huo Dou and taken to Zhongnan Mountain.But why Zhongnan Mountain?Yagami doesn't remember the plot, after all, it is too long a memory.

But it's useless to think about these things. The most important thing now is how she should escape.Thinking of this, Iori coughed deliberately, and the little girl shut up impatiently and looked at Iori, her eyes were full of irritability of "what's the matter with you".

Iori didn't care, just looked at her with a smile and said: "Little sister, let me ask you, has your prince told you, when will he come?" She squinted her eyes and covered her eyes with a smile. the light.

"Is this something you can manage?" The little girl was arrogant and raised her chin and said, "The prince is busy with work, how can he have time to see you, a dirty woman? Let me tell you, you can only stay in the room Don't go out, whenever the prince wants to come over, he will come to visit you - but he has something to do these days, don't think about it, he can't spare time to see you." The little girl finally said Looking at Yagami gleefully, it was like looking at an abandoned concubine who had been thrown into limbo and could not stand up for the rest of her life.

"Oh..." Yagami nodded as if suddenly enlightened.

——But immediately, without warning, she kicked the girl directly in the stomach and kicked her out of the door!The little girl was kicked and hit the wall next to her, and almost at the same time, Yagami grabbed another round-faced girl by the collar, threw her to the side, and then hit the girl on the back of the head with her backhand, knocking her unconscious past.

And at this time, the little girl also got up from the ground, saw the round-faced girl being subdued by Yagami, and wanted to scream in panic, but at this time Yagami had already ran over in three or two steps, He covered her mouth so that her screams were blocked in her throat, and then pressed her head against the wall, pounding, pounding, three times in a row, and the little girl was knocked unconscious.In almost tens of seconds, Yagami simply stunned the two little girls.

She patted the non-existent ashes on her hands, and swaggered out from between the two little girls, and said triumphantly to herself, "You want to stop me? The two little girls are too young."

After walking out, Iori realized that Quanzhen Sect seemed to be in chaos. A few young congregants hurried past her, and they didn't even pay attention to her, let alone Iori thought that they would arrest her—— However, the expressions on those people's faces seemed to be a little panicked, as if someone was chasing after them. Did something happen?Iori had a bad taste, so he joined in the fun and walked towards the direction they were running away.

Not long after walking, Yagami found that there was a hall-like place in front of him, and there were three people confronting each other...

Huh?Yang Guo with a broken arm?There is also a beautiful woman in white clothes, is it Xiaolongnv?The other one is... yo, Yin Zhiping with pale face and guilty face? !

But at this moment, Yang Guo suddenly slashed at her with a sword, accompanied by a cry: "Who?!"

Seeing that the iron sword was about to slash his face, Yagami subconsciously pulled out the demon sword in his body from his chest, quickly raised it up to block his eyes, and narrowly caught the heavy sword!

Yang Guo on the opposite side was stunned by the sudden appearance.

Yashen felt that Yang Xiaoguo's children's shoes should be thinking like this: Σっ尼, Nima, how did she pull the knife out of her chest? !Juggler? !

But what Yang Guo thought in his heart was: Nima monster! ! !

Then: Hey, no, I seem to have seen this monster... The stunned Yang Guo pointed to Iori and said, "You are that robber!"

"Oh, this meeting gift is so unique, young man!" Iori took a few steps back, grinning and inserted the demon knife back into his chest. There was no blood, and even the clothes were not torn.

After thinking about it, Yang Guo also took back his epee, looked suspiciously at Iori and said, "You, how did you use the sword..."

"Guess?" Iori didn't hide his perfunctory tone at all.

Xiao Longnv walked over from the side and stood beside Yang Guo, just about to ask Yang Guo who the eight gods were, but Yin Zhiping over there suddenly spoke—he looked at the eight gods in surprise, and then suddenly pointed at him with resentment. Looking at her, she said, "You, why is it you again?!" Why does this woman appear every time he is most embarrassed?He even felt that this woman was the one who witnessed his embarrassing moment!

Yashen soon became the target of Yin Zhiping's anger.

Yagami rolled his eyes, shrugged and said, "Because I am the god of death."

"Reaper?" Yin Zhiping looked terrified.

Yang Guo showed a bad smile in his eyes.After the last time, when this woman seriously lied to those young masters, saying that she was a cannibal or something, he knew that this woman was a liar, and seeing her say that now, he was not surprised. Women really do.But what happened to that knife?Yang Guo couldn't understand it.

Yagami pretended to say: "Yes, I am the god of death. In fact, you were going to die last time, and I was the messenger who came to seduce your soul instead of black and white impermanence. It's a pity that you saw it last time. There are always accidents. Well, when I came out of the underworld..." Iori raised his eyebrows at Yin Zhiping, "You understand."

Yin Zhiping was silent, but his face was solemn.

Iori sneered, "But you can't run away this time. Yin Zhiping, come with me, it's time to go to the underworld to report." As a result, just as Iori finished speaking, a blue light suddenly appeared between Yin Zhiping and Iori.

This sudden scene shocked Iori himself, not to mention other people who had never seen such a fight—Yin Zhiping let out a surprised "Ah", and looked at the blue light circle that suddenly appeared in shock; Yang Guo Holding Xiaolongnv in his arms, he backed away quickly, staring nervously at the blue light and Iori that appeared out of thin air.

"I'll go..." Do you need to cooperate like this?Yagami looked at Lan Guang with a tangled expression.

Yin Zhiping looked at the blue light, and thought about the knife that Iori had inserted into his body but disappeared just now, and he believed Iori's words.He looked at Yagami with a disappointed face and said, "It's because I did something wrong, that's why I...that's why you..."

Yagami looked at him blankly at this time, interrupted him and said, "I lied to you."

"What... what?" Yin Zhiping looked dull.

Yagami looked at him mockingly, "Are you stupid? Of course, what I said just now was all lying to you. What kind of death do you really believe in? Well, I told you that you don't understand, so I won't waste my saliva in explaining. Anyway, it’s time for me to go home, so bye bye to the fool, and also bye bye to Yang Guo and Xiao Longnv next to me!” After she finished speaking, she stepped into the blue light regardless of other people’s reactions.

Yin Zhiping looked at Iori who was about to disappear in surprise, rushed over angrily, grabbed Iori's wrist which was still outside the blue light, and was immediately brought into the blue light together with Iori , disappeared into the hall.

Before being taken away by Yagami, he only left an angry sentence: "Are you kidding me?!"

result……

Yagami who returned home looked at his wrist: Well, why does it feel like he was caught just now?Well, probably didn't catch it.

On the other side, Yin Zhiping, who entered the world of "The Walking Dead" for unknown reasons, was stunned by the sight of the living dead.He stood in a daze among the zombies, surrounded by at least twenty rotting zombies.

Before Yin Zhiping's arrival, these zombies were walking aimlessly on the street, when they suddenly saw a living person falling among them, and the zombies rushed towards them one by one like a chicken blood.Yin Zhiping ran subconsciously.At first he was running on the ground, but after being chased in a panic, he jumped up into the sky with lightness skills. When he landed, he stepped on an abandoned car on the ground, an occasional trash can, and even the head of a zombie. Just to escape from this countless zombie sea.

As he ran, he looked at this strange world that had been turned into ruins.

He thought blankly: I really... came to hell.