[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

The two walked into the aperture holding hands again.

However, as soon as he came out, Stark found that the Yagami in front of him was gone, but luckily in the misfortune, the place in front of him was obviously his own room.But in order to prevent this from being another parallel world, Stark immediately asked Jarvis: "Jarvis, is there another me in this world?"

Stark began to undress while talking, and changed the clothes he bought casually in Yagami's world, and then took out a brand new set of clothes from the wardrobe that he was used to wearing, and walked to the bathroom.

Too bad Tina's world doesn't have the brand of clothes he wears.Stark thought.

At the same time, Jarvis replied: "No, sir, there is no other you. Why do you ask that? By the way, it has been a day since you last disappeared. Judging from the exact time you just came back, your missing The time is: 24 hours, 0 minutes, 0 seconds."

Stark's hand that was about to open the door stopped, "Is it exactly one day..."

the other side.

Coming out of the blue light, Yagami looked at the dark alley in front of him, and he was alone, and immediately worriedly guessed whether Stark had been thrown somewhere again.But this feeling of worry didn't last long: Well, forget it, looking at the surrounding illusions, one can tell it's a modern society at a glance, and that guy Stark is wearing a steel suit, so nothing will happen to him.Thinking of this, Iori raised his feet leisurely and prepared to walk out of the alley to see where this is, and then think about who to cheat, so that he can find a place to sleep.

It's a bad thing to transmit at night.

However, before Yagami could take a few steps, Yagami noticed three men who were flamboyant walking towards him from the other side of the alley.

Green, yellow, and red hair, all three of them have a string of individual earrings on their ears, and various ornaments on their bodies.The three men seemed to be in their twenties, they were not tall, and they walked towards Yagami with a domineering look on their faces.

Yagami looked at them strangely.It seems to be from H country?Could it be that he is wearing country H this time?

At this time, another person's footsteps came from behind Yagami.She turned around and saw a man in a long black trench coat.At this time, the man seemed to have seen the scene in front of him, and without saying a word, he turned around and walked back without even a pause, completely ignoring the scene of Yagami, a woman and three men confronting each other.

Yagami was taken aback for a moment, then trotted over to follow behind the man.

The man looked back at her, then looked away without saying anything and continued walking forward.However, the situation that Yagami imagined that the three sloppy people might catch up with perseverance did not happen.However, Yagami heard the three men who were left behind by her, and laughed loudly after they ran away, and could vaguely hear them discussing something, but unfortunately——Iori couldn't understand H language. ╮╭

In fact, what those people said was: "Did you see, that chick was so scared that she ran away with a strange man!", "That man has no courage, he can't even be a hero to save the beauty, he must be useless.", " Not necessarily, not necessarily, that man is wearing a windbreaker, he doesn’t look like a good person, do you think he is that kind of pervert? It’s the kind that doesn’t wear anything under it... Ouch, that chick is like him What are the consequences of leaving? Maybe it’s more serious than going drinking and singing with us.”, “Who made that woman an idiot? Brother didn’t want to play hooligans on her—by the way, that chest is really flat and not as big as Brother!” ,"Go to hell……"

But the man in the windbreaker who could understand still didn't take it seriously after hearing these slanderous words.

Iori followed that man all the time, and the man didn't care. Even Iori followed that man into a high-end apartment building and followed him to his door. The man didn't say a word.

If it was placed on someone else, Yagami would doubt whether such a man had a mental problem, but when placed on the man in front of her, she felt that it would be a problem if this man would have rescued her just now—— After all, this man is a cute little alien professor with facial paralysis: Dou Minjun!

That's right, it's the hero of the recently hit "You Who Came from the Stars"!

Just when Dou Minjun was about to close the door, Yagami dodged and rushed into Dou Minjun's room before Dou Minjun closed the door.Du Minjun looked at her expressionlessly, opened the door again, pointed to the outside and said, "Go out."

Yagami knows that this person is absolutely hard-hearted, and he is indifferent to other people except the heroine Qian Songyi and his friend Zhang Yingmu, let alone say no.So Yagami knows how to deal with this kind of person, that is, what to do, just ignore him.So Iori took off his shoes generously in front of Dou Minjun, and then walked into the room calmly in front of his eyes.

——But in the next second, Dou Minjun grabbed her arm.

Dou Minjun looked at her with a displeased face and said, "Go home with a stranger casually, and ignore other people's words, and make trouble wantonly in other people's homes. Excuse me, miss, what have you learned about your manners?"

Yagami smiled at him and said, "Sorry, Idon't understand, But...Icanspeak English." I'm sorry, little alien professor, my sister doesn't understand H.What are you talking about?I do not understand

Yagami looked terrified, seeing that Dou Minjun was very angry.

Then the two began to communicate in English.

Do Minjun said what he just said in English, and Iori nodded as if he had suddenly realized it. Dou Minjun was overjoyed, thinking that this woman could finally go out of his home, but then, Iori smiled innocently He replied: "Oh, I understand what you said - but politeness is something for a decent person. I don't even have a home now, so I can only live with you. Please don't think that I can Be polite." She wanted to pat Dou Minjun on the shoulder comfortingly, but Dou Minjun dodged sideways.

Iori raised his eyebrows, then retracted his hand indifferently, looked at Du Minjun seriously and said: "Please rest assured, Du Minjunxi, I will definitely bother you at your house for a while. But at most, I will stay for one or two Yue will leave and won't bother you for too long."

Dou Minjun frowned, "Why do you know who I am?" This woman could call out his name, and she seemed to know him... Could it be his student?No, it's impossible, this girl looks only in her teens, she doesn't look like a college student, but a high school student... No, no, what he should investigate now is, why does this woman stay at his house? !

"Who are you?" Du Minjun looked at Iori with a vigilant face, his muscles tensed, ready to explode.

"Don't worry so much, I won't eat you again." Yagami walked over in front of him, sat comfortably on the sofa as if in his own home, then picked up the remote control and turned on the TV extremely bluntly.

"Hello!" Dou Minjun called out dissatisfied.

Ignored him and continued to change channels, and accompanied by the sound of the TV, Iori explained lightly: "Actually, just like Min Junxi came from the stars, I also come from another world. Do Min Junxi come to the earth from your planet? The reason, I came here from my world, naturally there is a reason, let's not mention this reason for now—" She turned her head to look at Du Minjun, showing a smirk, "Anyway, it is because of this reason that I came to this world , and I don’t understand the language here, I don’t have the currency of this country, and I don’t know anyone who can take me in. So you know Min Junxi, take me in!”

Dou Minjun immediately refused: "Why me? No, please leave my house immediately."

Yagami showed a look of embarrassment, "Then there is no other way. Since I can't communicate, then I will talk about my bargaining chips——If Min Junxi doesn't want to see me squatting at your door and chiseling you in the next few days The door of your house, or your identity as an alien is widely exposed in front of the people on earth, you kindly take me in for a few days, anyway, I will go home soon-oh, yes, Min Junxi How long will it take to return to your planet?" She looked at Dou Minjun curiously.

Do Min Joon frowned, "No one will believe you. Now, let me say it again, please get out!"

"No." Yagami flatly refused, and then put on a doggy look to show cowardice and said, "Min Junxi, who is also a fallen person in the world, why should we know each other when we meet again? You have lived on the earth for more than 400 years, so rich, let me take you in." I won't die for a few days, so you just keep me."

Do Minjun still said without hesitation: "Whether I have money or not has nothing to do with you. Now, please go out."

Iori rolled his eyes helplessly, lay down on the sofa recklessly, looked at him and said, "I won't go out."

Dou Minjun frowned, and wanted to call the police, and ask the police to take her away.But in his home, not to mention a mobile phone, he didn't even have a landline. He only had an antique-grade pager, also known as a BB phone, and he really couldn't do anything if he wanted to call the police.Do you want to go to the nearby police station?Professor Du began to consider whether to go out for a trip.

At this time, Yagami said indifferently: "Even if I am arrested a few times, I can come back again. If you want to make a fuss, I don't mind playing with you a few times." She changed the TV channel to an entertainment program .

Dou Minjun suddenly felt that Qian Songyi was not the only thick-skinned woman in this world.

No, how does this woman know what he is thinking?Do Min Joon looked at Iori suspiciously.Iori noticed his gaze, turned his head innocently and raised his eyebrows at him and said, "I guessed it. Did I really guess it right?"

Do Min Joon took a deep breath.It's okay, Qian Songyi survived, isn't it just another woman?He can bear it!

Do Minjun walked into the kitchen, and soon brought out a cup of tea and put it in front of Iori, then walked to the opposite side of Iori, sat down and said to her: "If you have no money, I can lend it to you. Where to live, but please get out of my house."

"I don't have an ID card to stay in a hotel." Yagami took a sip of tea, "Well, it's not good."

Du Minjun was furious immediately: "If you don't know how to drink it, don't drink it!" My good Pu'er is not for you to spoil!Dou Minjun reached out to grab Iori's cup, but Yagami dodged it quickly, and blocked Dou Minjun with one hand, raised the cup high with the other hand and quickly drank the tea in one gulp, then she turned the teacup upside down. Not a drop of tea was left in it.

Yagami said to Du Minjun proudly, "Look, I can drink it. Haven't I finished it? It's ridiculous. There is no one who can't drink tea, even babies." So there is no one who can't drink tea People, only those who don't understand tea.

Du Minjun snatched back his cup with a heartbroken face, "My Pu'er..." Just like that, the peony was chewed by a cow...

Not long after, Iori felt hungry, so he walked into the kitchen by himself, and found that the professor's kitchen was empty.It's impossible for this guy not to eat, why is the refrigerator so empty?Iori squatted in front of the refrigerator, holding the refrigerator door with one hand, turned around and said to Do Minjun as a matter of course: "Min Junxi, go buy food, but don't buy fried chicken and beer like Qian Songyi—— It hurts the body and the stomach, the best formula for poisoning, it is not worth your possession.” I read the news a few days ago, and it was said that there was a pair of silly young couples who imitated Qian Songyi to eat fried chicken and drink beer in a snowy day, and ended up in the hospital I don't know if it's true or not.However, eating fried chicken and beer does cause stomach irritation.

Dou Minjun looked at her dissatisfied, "Why? Why was I the one who bought it?"

"What if I go out and you don't open the door for me when I come back?" Yagami said to him.

Do Min Joon replied seriously: "No." I will definitely not open the door for you, so you can go there with confidence.

Iori squinted his eyes and looked at him carefully. Dou Minjun was a little nervous, but on the surface he still had a calm and paralyzed face.But it's a pity that Iori has lived for so long, and he still has some judgment on whether people lie or not, so not long after, Iori looked at him with a smirk and said: "Boy, you are too tender, write everything you want in your face."

Do Min Joon's eyes widened: What, too small?Do you know how old I am!you little girl...

Yagami continued without stopping: "You are so bad, you lied to me, I will not believe you. So..." She took out her mobile phone from her pocket and said to the mobile phone: "Jarvis, Connect to the Internet and order food to be delivered here. Oh, yes, contact Tony and tell him our address, and ask him to come over as soon as possible—and, tell him to keep a low profile and don’t fly.” It’s good to have a smart butler, and there is one A boyfriend who can make a smart housekeeper and install it on a modified mobile phone is even better!

"Yes, Miss Tina." Jarvis's voice came from Yagami's white candy bar phone.

Du Minjun looked at Iori's phone in surprise, "Has this level of artificial intelligence been created by human beings? No, I'm sure I haven't seen it. You said you are from another world... then it is a different world." products of the world?"

Iori glanced at Dou Minjun, "If you want to understand, just watch "Iron Man"."

Why should I go to an old movie?Dou Minjun was puzzled.

At this time, Jarvis' voice came from the mobile phone: "Miss, the takeaway has been ordered. It is your favorite fruit pizza. The location of the sir cannot be determined. As far as I know, there is no clue that the husband has been here in this world. The husband probably Did not come with you."

Iori's body trembled slightly, "Then he..."

"Miss, don't worry, Mr. Stark will not put himself in danger, please believe him, he is Iron Man." Jarvis comforted in a flat voice, but Yagami unexpectedly calmed down a bit.Maybe like Jarvis said, he was Iron Man, and he wouldn't be at a disadvantage without himself by his side -- no matter where.He is such a smart and wonderful man.

"It seems that you are in trouble. The friend who came with you got lost?" Du Minjun looked at Iori.

Yagami curled his lips, "Obviously. But that guy can't just have an accident, just like Jarvis said, he is Iron Man, with the aura of the protagonist shining, absolutely nothing will happen."

Dou Minjun could hear the slight tremor in Iori's tone.But what does that matter to him?