[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Dou Minjun could hear the slight tremor in Iori's tone.But what does that matter to him?

In the end, Iori received his beloved fruit pizza. He originally wanted to share half of it with Dou Minjun, but unfortunately he refused to eat it, and Iori was not interested in giving his beloved fruit pizza to someone who didn’t know how to appreciate it, so she ate the last pizza. She dropped half of it, and she put the remaining half in Dou Minjun's refrigerator—although during the period, Dou Minjun wanted to prevent his own refrigerator from being invaded by Iori's food, but unfortunately he was defeated by Iori in the end, watching angrily The half of the fruit pizza was put into his own refrigerator.

the next day.

Iori was sleeping on the sofa when he suddenly heard the alarm clock ringing.She shouted in a daze, "Jarvis..."

Jarvis's helpless voice came from her mobile phone on the coffee table: "Miss, there is no automatic device in this room, so I can't turn off the alarm clock for you...and this alarm clock was set by Mr. Dou Minjun."

Only then did Yagami vaguely remember that she was in the world of "You Who Came from the Star".

At the same time, Du Minjun, who was wearing a polka-dot pajamas, came out of the room, with messy hair and sleepy eyes, ignoring Yagami who was lying on the sofa, and went straight into the bathroom.Seeing his cute look, Iori laughed and got up from the sofa, but because Dou Minjun was occupying the bathroom, she had to turn on the TV first and wait until Dou Minjun finished washing before going in.

Inadvertently, she dialed the channel to an entertainment news program. In the program, a male reporter wearing glasses was reporting that the body of the popular actress Han Yu-ra was found by passers-by. It is said that she committed suicide because of depression, but some people suspected that, Han Yu-ra's death is related to Cheon Song-yi, another popular actress who didn't get along with her...and on the Internet, more and more people think that Cheon Song-yi killed Han Yu-ra and began to attack Cheon Song-yi. Towards one-sided development.

At this time, Du Minjun, who had finished washing and walked to the side of Iori, frowned slightly and said: "There is no evidence yet, to slander others so unscrupulously, the current paparazzi is really unqualified." His tone was very light, but Iori Can hear his dissatisfaction.

Iori looked up at him, touched his hungry belly and said to him expectantly, "I'm hungry, shall we eat?"

"No." Dou Minjun replied coldly, then snatched the remote control from Iori and turned off the TV.

"Ah..." Iori lay down on the sofa weakly, kicked his feet shamelessly and said, "I'm starving to death, starving to death, starving to death, starving to death..." Then the endless loop.It wasn't until Du Minjun, who couldn't take it anymore, yelled: "Shut up!" She stopped the act of throwing and rolling, and then looked at Dou Minjun and smiled triumphantly.

Do Minjun took a deep breath, said "wait" depressingly, and walked towards the door.

Yagami jumped on the sofa and shouted excitedly: "Pizza, chicken wings, cola, chocolate, sandwich biscuits, takeaway family bucket!" The professor went to run errands for her.

Dou Minjun frowned unbearably, pretending he didn't hear it.

At this time, Yagami suddenly remembered that there seemed to be half a piece of pizza left in the refrigerator yesterday—but forget it, there are people running errands to buy new ones anyway, and pizza or something is just dessert after dinner.So Iori did not remind Du Minjun not to go out to buy, but stretched lazily on the sofa, then stood up, and walked into the bathroom at a leisurely pace.

However, when Iori came out of the bathroom, he saw a woman in a rose-red gown standing in the living room.

The woman is tall and slender, with an exquisite figure when viewed from behind, with long, smooth hair draped over her shoulders.And looking at that hairstyle, Iori guessed that this woman must be the heroine Cheon Song Yi.At this time, Qian Songyi also noticed that there was someone behind her, and she turned around in surprise, and saw Yagami in shorts and a clean white shirt from Du Minjun's closet, she immediately yelled in disbelief: "Yeah!" , who are you?!" There is actually a woman in this man's room? !What a shock!Is there any woman who can stand his mean mouth?

Yagami naturally couldn't understand what Qian Songyi was talking about.

She walked past Qian Songyi, sat leisurely on the sofa, turned on the TV again, then patted herself next to her with a smile, and said in English: "Sit?"

Qian Songyi gave her a strange look, walked over to sit down, and asked, "Who are you and what is your relationship with Dou Minjun? You look so small... Are you his sister? Or a relative? It can't be a girlfriend..."

Iori turned the TV to a funny show, then smiled and said to Qian Songyi, "Sorry, I don't understand."

"What?" Qian Songyi didn't understand what Yagami was saying.She rubbed her head in distress, "Isn't it a foreigner? Ah, this girl really doesn't look like a H country..."

At this time, Yagami suddenly looked at the TV and laughed.

Qian Songyi turned her head to look at the screen, thinking about what was so funny, and then saw a funny show on the TV, the host was pushing a not-so-popular male star into a room full of dye. In the pool, and after the male star came out all in green, the host sprinkled a handful of golden sequins on him, and the little star suddenly became colorful.

Qian Songyi immediately laughed along with her.

Yagami turned to look at her, Qian Songyi also smiled at Yagami at this time, Yagami squeezed towards Qian Songyi naughtily, took a blanket and shook it in front of her eyes, Qian Songyi immediately understood head.

Yagami took the opportunity to wrap his arms around Qian Songyi's small shoulders.Well, Jun Ji-hyun is still so beautiful as before!

Although she prefers Yoo In Na who looks like a little daughter-in-law.

So when Dou Minjun came back, what he saw was two people sitting on the sofa intimately, covered with the same blanket, watching the entertainment program on TV and laughing.

"Really, they smell similar." Du Minjun muttered dissatisfiedly, then walked over to the plastic bag he was carrying in his hand, threw it on the coffee table in front of the two of them, then turned around and walked to his room without saying a word .

Qian Songyi stared at him with wide eyes, "Oh, what's your attitude? Have you forgotten your manners at the teacher's house? You are obviously a university professor, ahhh, it's so annoying..."

Dou Minjun stopped in his footsteps and didn't look back, he just said lightly: "A person who borrows from someone else's house, is he qualified to say this? When the master brings out the food, he should eat it with a grateful heart." Well, where is all this nonsense?"

"Hey, you don't come back all day, and you only bring us something to eat now, is this considered as a courtesy of the host?" Qian Songyi stood up angrily.Going out in the morning and coming back after dark, is this the rhythm of starving them to death? !

And Qian Songyi was covered with a blanket with Yagami just now, so when she stood up, Yagami suddenly felt a gust of cool air rushing into the slightly warm blanket.She hurriedly pulled the blanket to wrap herself up, and looked up at the two people who were arguing, thinking helplessly: Ah, what are these two people talking about?Does she have to learn another H language after English? Oh, god, she doesn't want to learn, don't learn!

But if you wear it to country H again...

On the other side, facing Cheon Song-yi's questioning, Professor Do Min-joon countered calmly, "Haven't you guys eaten pizza?" Did the two women think that he didn't know that there was pizza left over from yesterday in the refrigerator? ?Besides, if you are hungry, Yagami can order takeaway like yesterday, will two big living people still starve to death?

Qian Songyi was speechless for a moment, not knowing what to say to refute.

Do Min Joon walks into his bedroom.

"What an annoying guy." Qian Songyi sat back on the sofa angrily, then looked at the plastic bag, bent down to look through what Dou Minjun had bought, but when she lowered her head, she found that Yagami had already started to eat it , she hastily said "save some for me", and joined the battle for food.

Not long after, Qian Songyi, who was full of food and drink, wanted to go to the toilet. Because of the language barrier, Qian Songyi did not ask Yagami, but went upstairs to find it by herself—although the bathroom is probably the H language that Yagami remembers most clearly.

Iori glanced at Qian Songyi who went upstairs alone, and knew that she was going to carry out the plot and exchange feelings with the male lead, so she didn't ask or stop her.Then I heard Cheon Song Yi and Do Min Joon upstairs arguing again.Iori sighed, and thought helplessly: Sure enough, the language is not good, and there is no meaning at all. Even if she follows the plot at a close distance, she doesn't know what the hero and heroine are talking about. It's so boring... Iori rolled down on the sofa superior.

At this time, Qian Songyi walked back with a puzzled expression.

"Whatappen?" Iori asked Qian Songyi casually.

Qian Songyi understood these words.However, because Yagami could not understand H language, she could only use some simple fragmentary English to communicate with Yagami while gesticulating. As a result, the two gestured for a long time, and Yagami finally understood what Qian Songyi was talking about: There is no man who doesn't like her, but Dou Minjun is so honest with her, I really don't know what's going on in that guy's mind.

At this time, Yagami smiled evilly at Qian Songyi.Qian Songyi felt a little creepy, and then heard Yagami say: "There is a kind of man in this world called GAY."

Qian Songyi's eyes widened, "Really?!" Is that guy...?

Yagami spread his hands, "I don't know, I can guess."

Qian Songyi and Iori looked at Dou Minjun's bedroom door together, Qian Songyi murmured: "Maybe it's really possible." Otherwise, how could it be possible to be completely indifferent to her, the national goddess?That guy must have a sexual orientation problem!ヾ〃

Du Minjun who was lying on the bed couldn't take it anymore and lifted the quilt and sat up: I am not gay!Damn two crazy women!Then he lay back on the bed weakly.Ah hee, he can't beat people up, it's really annoying.Do Min Joon thought so.

Later, Yagami said to go out for a stroll, and asked Qian Songyi to open the door for her later and let her in.After understanding what she said under her gestures, Qian Songyi nodded solemnly and said: "Don't worry, comrade, I will never betray you!" Pimple, she will smother to death.

Then Yagami was about to walk out the door.

At this time, Du Minjun, who happened to walk out of the bedroom door, hurriedly called her and said, "Hey, you change your clothes before you go out!" Couldn't take it anymore, was that woman going to go out in shorts and his shirt?At first glance, she looks like the kind...the kind of woman who wears her boyfriend's shirt after a sleepover!She dared to go out in such a mess, where was her reserve!

"Ah, that's right." Yagami turned around calmly, and said to him disapprovingly, "I washed my clothes, so I can only make do with yours. That's very handsome, do you have any women's clothes for me to wear?" ?”

"How could I have women's clothes?" I'm not a pervert!Do Min Joon replied blankly.

Qian Songyi took off his coat and handed it over, "Put on mine first, but where are you going?"

Yagami took the clothes from Qian Songyi and put them on, and said to the two with a wicked smile, "Go out and see the situation, and I'll let you inquire about the tone of those reporters."

Qian Songyi didn't understand the long list of English, so she could only look at Do Minjun innocently.Do Min Joon looked at Cheon Song Yi's face, then at Iori who was also looking straight at him waiting for the translation, and finally he had no choice but to translate it for Cheon Song Yi.

Qian Songyi said to him: "Then tell her, I'll wait for her to come back!" She looked excited.

Do Min Joon helplessly conveyed a message to Iori.

Iori solemnly nodded to Qian Songyi, then put on a posture of holding a knife and holding a gun, and Yi Shuihan walked out in a windy manner, which made Qian Songyi laugh out loud, and said directly: "That girl really Interesting. By the way, I forgot to ask you, is she your sister, or a relative of your family? What's her name, why did she live with you, remember that you lived alone before."

Do Minjun glanced coldly at Qian Songyi who was chattering, and said sarcastically, "Just like you, he is a dove who snatches other people's houses."

"Ah, Dove? What is that?" Qian Songyi, who had no common sense, was puzzled: What kind of bird did you mention?