[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

The little lions of Gryffindor burst into screams: Emma, ​​big JQ, big gossip, big gossip!

Greasy old bat wants Gryffindor's newborn lion cub to elope with him!

Snape looked gloomy, looked at the group of lions who said "I want to gossip", and said in a low voice: "Why, you want to go together too? I still have a lot of semi-finished potions in my office, I think ,Maybe you are impatient and want to know how to deal with them?" He glanced over sharply, and all the lion cubs turned their faces away or lowered their heads guiltily, no one wanted to touch Snape's bad luck at this time, Then I was forced to deal with those disgusting potions while being sprayed with venom by the head of the Snake Academy...

But no one can stop the excitement in their hearts!

An old bat and a little lion, a 30-year-old man and an 11-year-old girl—the greasy old bat really is not amazing if he is not in love, but when he falls in love, he becomes a blockbuster!

What is it for an old cow to eat young grass?Look at their professor, Severus Snape, who is usually called the "old single leftover man", even if he sprays poison and erodes their ears all day long, he can still be confessed by the white and tender freshman!Look at his charm... Uh, he doesn't use love potions as perfume, does he?The little lions don't believe that his greasy hair can also attract beautiful girls!

On the other side, watching the petite Annie follow the tall Snape away, Cathy threw her wand angrily.

"Damn it, my mother will definitely skin me! Because I didn't take care of the innocent and deceitful Annie, and let her be abducted by an old man! Oh damn, how could Annie be interested in an old man?" She Pulling his hair frantically.

Draco gave her a disdainful look, "Don't guess, Professor Snape won't take a fancy to Annie's thin bamboo pole."

"Hey, what does your strange tone mean? Our Annie is beautiful and cute, what's wrong?!" Cathy stared at Draco protectively.And Draco folded his arms and smiled badly, raised his chin proudly, looked at her and said, "You should ask her where is it? Oh, let me think about it... um, violence? Poisonous tongue? Uh... or violence? Oops, no more."

Cathy gave Draco a white look, "That's better than you idiot!"

Drake suddenly frowned: "Who are you calling an idiot?!"

"Keep your eyes open and take a closer look. Who else can I talk about besides you?"

"Hmph, I think it's you? I don't know who was so slow to pick up the broom just now. It's a shame."

"You! Hmph... for a leftover man who has never even dated, I don't think you are very smart."

"...Did you just talk about it?!"

"My suitor could take over the entire potions classroom."

"I have more suitors than Hogwarts students!"

"Yes, a bunch of men."

"Ah! You bastard, idiot, idiot, I'm going to tell my father!"

Hermione covered her face and said to Ron, "These two guys are starting again."

Ron secretly took out the poker cards he had hidden just now, and with a big grin, he said to Hermione, "Hermione, let's play another game?" Hermione's eyes lit up, and she made a decision immediately: "Let's go !"

On the other side, in Snape's cellar, Yagami lazily looked left and right in the room.Although she also came here a few days ago, she was enslaved by the angry Snape to handle medicinal materials at that time, and she hardly saw it. At this time, she found a bottle of pink potion in the cabinet, and reached out curiously. He took it off and asked Snape who was sitting silently beside him, "Sev, what is this?"

Snape shot her an angry look.

"Instead of asking what that is, why don't you tell me what this is?" Snape took out a letter from his drawer, walked over and stood in front of Yagami, opened the letter with a shake of his hand, and held it up. In front of Yagami.

Iori squinted his eyes and looked over, and was surprised to find that it turned out to be the letter she left for Sirius and the others when she left the magical world last time... She looked at Snape in surprise and said, "You... How could it be in your hand?"

Snape pointed at the words on it with one finger, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing. He suppressed his anger and said, "Why don't you tell me first, what's going on above?" Iori squinted his eyes carefully at the small characters before he could vaguely see what was written on it: HP fell in love with Snape.Then Snape's finger slid from top to bottom, Yagami's eyes followed his finger, and where his finger passed, there were countless "HP fell in love with Snape", "HP fell in love with Snape", "HP fell in love with Snape", "HP is in love with Snape"...

Iori covered his face.

"Well...you can see it very clearly, it's all because of James and Sirius, this is called father's debt." Yagami shifted his gaze to the other side with guilt, and looked at the cabinet on the other side pretending to be innocent. Potion on the bottle: Hey, these bottles and jars are so cute...

Snape gripped the letter so tightly that veins bulged on the back of his hand.

He poked his finger at the second half of the letter angrily, and said to Yagami through gritted teeth: "If, as you said, these are all debts paid by the father, then what about this one? Hmm? Tina, this one What's going on? Give me an honest answer, Tina Stark!" The part he pointed to was the last cheating story that Yagami introduced in his letter last time. HP fell in love with Snape, and Sirius made various efforts to prevent HP from being with Snape, and fought against Snape in various ways... Finally, Sirius and Snape were happily together. HP silently blessed.

Snape's finger poked at that sentence so hard it nearly tore the paper.

"Has your mind been taken over by a troll? Me? That disgusting stupid dog? How could we be together... No, how could I blindly look at him?!" Snape said to Yagami roared.

Yagami shrank his neck from being yelled at, and said pitifully, "Bee..."

Snape hadn't waited for Yagami to finish "beeping", and interrupted her irritably: "Talk to me! Don't beeping!"

"... Tuyan." Yagami stared at Snape with dead fish eyes, and said weakly, "Can you blame me? I just told them what I saw and the story about you. It's not like I'm talking nonsense..." Then she suddenly smiled, and said to Snape meanly: "How about if I can come again next time, how about I show you those stories?" She wasn't afraid He winked at Snape desperately.

Snape held back his anger and whispered, "Can't you say something without me?"

Yagami smiled, looked at him gloatingly and said: "Who made you popular? That's why so many people like you. And before you died, you were lyrical and said 'Lookatme'? No, a lot of people It's all 'Lookatyou'."

Snape took a deep breath: Knowing as much as this woman would piss him off sooner or later.

He sighed helplessly, looked at Iori and asked, "I've always wanted to ask you, how did I die." He looked at Iori, although the question was about his death—it was such an important thing to him , but his eyes were unusually calm and indifferent, as if what he was talking about was just a trivial matter.This made Yagami feel a little sad, just like watching the child throw himself next to the two corpses, crying bitterly as if there was no one else around, it made Yagami feel distressed from the bottom of his heart.

She couldn't help but walked over slowly, put her hands around Snape's waist and gradually tightened her arms, and buried her face in Snape's stomach.

Snape's body stiffened a little.He hadn't been this close to someone in years, and he was overwhelmed by such a hug.He slowly raised his hand, hesitating a little, but finally put it on the top of Yagami's head, stroking her hair comfortingly, and comfortingly said in a cold voice: "Everyone is mortal, and I am just like others, just Just die."

It was clearly about his death, but at this time, it was he who comforted Yagami in turn.

"I hate you for being like this. You don't take your own life seriously. It's very annoying." Yagami said in a dull voice: "You must remember what I'm saying now-Severus, your death is Because Voldemort found out that you betrayed him, you were bitten to death by his basilisk Nagini." Then Yagami told Snape the story about Snape in detail, Everything she remembered was told to Snape in detail.Finally she said to Snape seriously: "Don't die, did you hear? If you die, the next time I come here, I will become the second Voldemort and destroy the entire wizarding world."

Snape's eyes quivered.

"Are you kidding..." He didn't want to admit that he interpreted Yagami's words as a joke.

At this time, Yagami suddenly raised his head, stepped on the stool next to him, and climbed onto the stool, so that he was at eye level with Snape.She stretched out her hands to hold Snape's face, looked straight into Snape's eyes without any taboo, and addressed Snape word by word with the most serious and serious tone in her life. Snape said: "Trust me, I'm - not - joking with you!" She said to Snape as if a knight had sworn an oath of fealty to the princess: "If you die, I will destroy this world without you." world."

Snape stared blankly at Yagami as if shocked.

Then he slowly moved his eyes away, looked down at the ground with a sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth, and said: "So for you, Sirius, Harry, and Cathy, Hermione, Ron, or even Draco, what is it? You can really be as ruthless as you say..."

"I can." Iori interrupted him firmly, "I can threaten you with them, I can threaten you with the whole world."

"You know, maybe I can't do it, but since I promised you, I can do it no matter what—so, Sev, don't make it difficult for me, don't let me destroy the world because of you...Sev, Don't die, promise me..." She looked at Snape pleadingly, "Even if you have no nostalgia for this world, even if you feel exhausted, even if you are desperate and depressed, please, don't abandon this world!"

Snape turned his head and looked down at Yagami.

After a long time, he looked at Yagami and asked, "Do you... love me?"

"Huh?" Iori looked at Snape in disbelief, then she suddenly smiled knowingly, nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, I love you, Severus, I love you the most in this world." She said in A proud scissorsman was compared to his face.

Snape smiled faintly, so shallow that it was almost invisible if one didn't look carefully.

He lifted Yagami's chin with his hand, bent down and approached Yagami's face, and joked mockingly, "Don't you have a boyfriend? What should I do about that guy named Stark?"

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