[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Snape said to Yagami: "Don't you have a boyfriend? That guy named Stark, what should we do?"

Yagami rolled his eyes, and said jokingly: "...so I'm mentally cheating?"

Snape laughed, and slapped Yagami on the head, "I see, don't make trouble, let's explain your letter carefully!"

"Uh..." Yagami rubbed his beaten head, thinking angrily in his heart: Damn it, why have you changed so many topics, Sev still remembers this?She curled her lips, stroked her hair boredly and said, "I just thought they were bullying you too much, so I just wrote those to tease them, don't take it seriously."

"Are you kidding them or disgusting me?" Snape looked at Yagami in disgust.

Iori gave a guilty smile, "Who told you to read it? But what happened to that letter, how did it get into your hands?"

Snape picks and chooses the events of the past few years, and tells Yagami roughly: After Yagami left, Snape brought the letter to James, Sirius and others as agreed, but several people read the letter In the end, this letter not only did not play the role of making them taboo, but instead made them feel even more irritated by Snape—how dare you seduce my son? !kill him!So the more angry people bullied Snape even more...

Yagami covered his face and said awkwardly: "I'm so sorry..."

Snape glanced at her, "Are you still listening?"

"Listen, listen, listen!" Yagami nodded repeatedly, looking at Snape expectantly.

Regardless of whether there is that letter or not, they still maintain a confrontation like fate, and no one looks down on the other.Later, Snape naturally followed Slytherin's leader Voldemort, Gryffindor's James, Lily and others, and naturally stood on the opposite side of him... Then it was the same as the original book, in Sybill Trelawney After the professor predicted that children born at the end of July would be the savior, Voldemort began massacring eligible children and their parents.When Lily and the others hid, Peter was still the secret keeper. As a result, Peter was afraid of death and betrayed James and Lily under Voldemort's forced confession. In the end, Voldemort still killed James and Lily...and little Harry survived.

Iori wondered: "Then, what does it have to do with you? How did the letter get into your hands?"

Snape took a deep breath, "Do you insist that I ridicule you for having the same IQ as a troll? Can't you just listen to me!"

Yagami shrank his neck and said indifferently: "Oh, don't be so angry, you go on, go on."

It turned out that after that, before Sirius was found and captured, he had stalked Snape.He knew that he would definitely be arrested and imprisoned in Azkaban. At that time, he would be too busy to take care of the weak Harry.And since Snape has that kind of relationship with Harry... Anyway, after thinking about it, he decided to hand over Harry to Snape, so he went to ask Snape to take care of Harry matter.And because it was about the safety of his precious godson, Sirius spoke very sincerely, almost begging Snape, and in order to express his sincerity, he even apologized for bullying Snape for so many years, and said I begged Snape's forgiveness for giving up his pride for Harry's sake.

Yagami let out a sigh of relief.So proud Sirius would actually do this.

"So I forgave him." Snape said sarcastically, "That dead dog also has...respect. At least he really loves Lily's child, loves...Harry." At this moment, Snape Pu suddenly changed the subject, "It's not really like the story you told, is it? I remember the last paragraph about Harry and Sirius..."

Yagami spread his hands, "Who knows? Later, let's talk later, that letter."

"Yesterday I went to Azkaban to visit Sirius..." Snape was lost in memory.

one day ago--

Snape, who was wearing a black robe and firmly covered his face with a hat, stood in front of Sirius' prison, looking at Sirius who had become emaciated due to malnutrition and the torture of dementors in the prison, Snape said in a low voice Said, "Tina is back."

Sirius, who was still lifeless, suddenly had eyes lit up, "Tina? She's back?!"

He rushed over and grabbed the iron railing of the cell, "Has she met Harry? What did she say? How is she now? She didn't say that we would all be heroes, so why now..." Speaking of this, he Suddenly lowered her eyes in disappointment, and murmured: "Yes, I know, she knows how cruel the reality is, so she didn't have the heart to tell us that Peter is a betrayer, James and Lily are dead , my future is to spend my life in Askaban..."

Snape comforted him with a stiff tone, "You will come out."

"Thank you... Severus." Sirius sighed, seemingly moved.

Snape frowned, "It's Snape. I don't think we are that familiar." He said in a strange voice.

Sirius smiled, leaned lazily against the wall, tilted his head and looked at Snape and said jokingly: "Really? Actually, I think we are quite familiar, according to Tina's words...how should I say it? Lang Qi Bamboo horses, come around the bed to make green plums—our relationship is also called childhood sweethearts.” He imitated Yagami’s words, but the Chinese pronunciation was really horrible.

Snape snorted, "I think your brains were eaten by a troll to say such brainless words."

Sirius curled his lips, "Is a zombie that eats brains okay? Tina said a word, I think it's the best way to describe you, that is: uneducated, really scary. Trolls don't eat brains. "

Snape turned angrily to leave.

Sirius quickly shouted, "Hey, wait, Severus!"

"It's Snape!" Snape shouted unbearably, but reluctantly stopped and turned around, and said to him: "If you still want to say something stupid, don't waste my precious It's time."

Sirius suddenly took out an old letter paper that was folded several times from his pocket.He carefully opened the letter, smoothed it slowly, and handed it to Snape, saying, "Remember, this is the letter that Tina asked you to bring to us."

Snape didn't reach out to take it, but instead asked, "What are you doing for me?"

"You don't want to read it?" Sirius raised his eyebrows, shook the broken letter, and looked at him with a smile.

Snape thought for a while, then took out his wand, and cast a "restore" spell on the letter, and the letter immediately became brand new.He reached out to take the letter, and slowly read the contents of the letter——

Then, Snape looked at Sirius with a twitching corner of his mouth and said, "Is this your prank?"

"Do you think so?" Sirius asked back while looking at him with his arms folded.

With bulging veins on Snape's forehead, he folded the letter and put it in his pocket, "I see." After he finished speaking, he turned and left.Sirius yelled at him from behind: "Hey, Severus, remember to bring me something to eat next time, the stuff in here is too nasty!"

Snape was in no mood to correct Sirius' familiarity.

Tina?good very good……

Then what happened the next day, Snape angrily called Yagami to his office.

Snape sneered and said, "That dead dog confessed you, what about you, what are you going to do now?" He shook the letter paper in his hand, "What price are you going to pay?"

Iori shook his head shyly, then suddenly raised his head, closed his eyes and pursed his mouth, teasingly said in an indistinct voice: "You haven't kissed anyone else yet, have you? How about I let you kiss for free? Come on, Sev, don't be shy"

"You can go to hell." Snape ignored her, turned and walked towards his desk.

Iori stretched out his hands grinningly, wanting to pull him, while stretching out his hand, he said: "Oh, our little Sif is shy, it's okay, come and kiss me——ah!" Iori fell forward uncontrollably Go: She actually forgot that she was standing on the chair and talking to Snape at this moment, so when she bent down, the chair lost its balance...Damn it, she forgot that she had become a dwarf!

But Snape, who heard Iori's scream, turned around to look, and hastily stepped forward to reach out to catch Iori, but...

Bloody hell, the two kissed.

And since just standing outside the door to eavesdrop, but didn't hear anything, only Harry, Draco, Ron, Cathy, and Hermione, who heard Yagami screaming in the end, pushed them away in surprise. The door to Snape's office - don't know how they broke the spell to open the door?Then they saw Anne jump at Snape, and they both fell to the ground, mouth to mouth...

"Ah—" Cathy screamed, scratching her hair, "Annie, you kissed the professor! Mommy will skin me!"

Draco murmured in disbelief: "Professor Snape actually fell in love with Violent Annie..."

"Annie actually likes Snape..." Harry and Ron looked at each other, they didn't expect Yagami, who had always been indecisive, to be so indecisive—oh Merlin, she actually liked an old man who was 20 years older than her!Still a professor!Still a greasy old bat!

Hermione nodded seriously, and said with a sigh: "Ah, so this is love."

At this time, a blue light suddenly came from under Yagami, and then Yagami felt his body sink, and his consciousness was in a trance for a while.And when she was conscious again, she had already returned to the living room of her house, and the phone in the middle of the living room was still ringing.

Yagami froze for a moment, then walked over to pick up the phone.

"Is it Yagami-sensei? I'm Natsume... I might need your help..."

On the other side, in the world of Harry Potter.

The dazed Anne Edward only felt that her life these past few days was like a dream, vaguely, and she remembered all the classes she attended, and vaguely remembered the conversations she had with her friends, but it just wasn't so real.And now, when she wakes up from her dream, she finds herself kissing her Potions Master's mouth, and Snape, her Potions Master, is staring at her blankly, eyes She was surprised and unbelievable, and when those black eyes looked straight into hers, she felt her heart beating uncontrollably.

Mom... Annie cried out in tears: Mom, I... I... I think I'm in love with a man!

Later, the story of Snape and Anne kissing gradually spread under Ron's big mouth, and then the beautiful lion cub of Gryffindor, Anne Edward, and the head of Slytherin, Severus Snape Pu's love story, once again spread wildly at Hogwarts...

It is said that because of this matter, Dumbledore also went to find Snape once, but it is unknown what the two talked about.

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What?Could Annie and Snape be a couple?This... people don't know