[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

When Iori and Lin Pingzhi walked down the hill, Stark was standing at the foot of the hill.

Stark is waiting for them?Iori was a little surprised, walked over and asked, "Tony, are you waiting for us?" However, Stark did not answer her question, but raised his chin behind them and said, "Look back."

Because Lin Pingzhi was blind, he didn't turn his head back. Only Yagami looked back strangely, and then he was surprised to find that the hillside where they were just now had turned into a flat land, and their positions had also become flat. A bumpy, bumpy trail.

Stark looked at Yagami with a serious face and said, "This is the first time I have encountered such a thing. Tina, is this normal?"

"Maybe...forget it?" Yagami frowned, even she herself was not sure.After thinking for a while, she said: "Under normal circumstances, I suddenly open a door, and then go directly to another world, so this is the first time that this situation of walking to another world has happened, so I don't know if it's normal or not."

"Well..." Stark looked forward, "Isn't this considered abnormal?"

Iori rolled his eyes at him.

At this moment, Lin Pingzhi approached Iori and said, "You speak the language of Fanbang? He called you... for, Ti... Tina? Is that your Fanbang's name?" He seemed to "look" at Iori curiously. .

Yagami shook his head, but then he realized that Lin Pingzhi was invisible to him, so he said, "It's not Fanbang language, it's English. The language of our world... is the common language, right? You'll know later."

"What do you mean by this sentence?" Stark, who was still ignoring Yagami just now, turned his head to look at Yagami almost subconsciously, and said to her dissatisfied: "You want to bring him back to your world? Take us home?"

Yagami blinked, "Yes."

"Shit! Then where do you let him sleep?" Stark immediately thought that after Yagami's house had undergone a lot of renovations, there was only one oversized bedroom up and down.They were living together at that time, and there was not even a guest room in the whole house. If that Lin Pingzhi was really taken home by Yagami—where would he sleep? Could it be that he was going to sleep on Yagami's bed? !

Yagami seems to have thought of this question at this time.

She rubbed her chin and said with a wicked smile, "Well, the bed at home is big enough, so we can sleep together without any problem."

Stark immediately turned away in anger.

Yagami smiled secretly, and hurriedly caught up with him and said: "Just kidding, kidding. Isn't there a study room left? Just get a bed in it at that time. And when he settles down, I will rent it to him near his home." It’s not bad to be a neighbor for a house, what do you think?”

Lin Pingzhi, who was left behind, clenched his fists, concealed the slightly lonely expression on his face, and followed the two slowly.

Soon after, they saw a small village in the distance.Yagami held Stark's arm to signal a pause, and Lin Pingzhi stood beside them sensitively after hearing their footsteps stop suddenly, without taking a step forward.

Stark gave her a strange look, and Iori explained to him: "Look at the village in front of you, both in appearance and style, it must be in ancient times. Look at Lin Pingzhi's clothes, Look at the two of us again, and you can see how weird our clothes are now. So the most urgent thing is to disappear from the crowd—”

Stark interrupted Yagami: "Get to the point."

Yagami was held back, sighed and said: "Idiot, that is to say, we have to find clothes of this era and change into them first, so that the ancient people don't think you are mentally ill!"

Stark glared at her, then looked at Lin Pingzhi, finally nodded slightly and said, "OK."

Yagami punched Stark as if venting his anger, then turned around and said to Lin Pingzhi, "Pingzhi, do you have any silver?" Well, if this world also uses silver...but it seems that silver is also used right?After all, this simple pastoral style can be seen as ancient at a glance, and silver is definitely not scrap iron.

"You want to buy clothes from the people in this village?" Lin Pingzhi guessed Yagami's idea at once.

Iori let out a casual "hmm".

Lin Pingzhi nodded, took out some broken silver from the purse hanging around his waist, handed it to Iori, and said: "I can't give too much, these are probably enough for you and them to buy two clothes. The silver is too much, It will also cause unnecessary trouble.”

"I know." Iori took the money carelessly, and said to Stark worriedly: "Wait here, don't let anyone see you." Then she looked at Lin Pingzhi worriedly, a little hesitant He said: "Tony...he is not familiar with this place, you should try to keep an eye on him and don't let him cause any trouble, that would be bad."

Stark was a little dissatisfied, but he couldn't deny that he was not familiar with the situation here, so he could only turn his head depressed.

Lin Pingzhi nodded honestly and said, "I know too."

Iori smiled at Lin Pingzhi, and then walked into the village with the silver.At this time, Stark had time to take a look at this man named Lin Pingzhi.

Stark hadn't spoken to Lin Pingzhi before, nor had he looked at Lin Pingzhi, but he had a vague feeling that there seemed to be something wrong with this young-looking man.He was puzzled, so he secretly asked Jarvis to scan Lin Pingzhi, and then found that Lin Pingzhi's gray eyes, which looked like they had colored contact lenses, were actually blind?This surprised Stark a little.Because from his point of view, Lin Pingzhi's behavior is almost the same as that of ordinary people, without a trace of slowness to the things in front of him that a blind person should have.

But then scanning down, Stark discovered a fact that surprised him even more!

This man turned out to be disabled? !Stark couldn't help looking at Lin Pingzhi in amazement, and then slowly looked away, wondering whether it was an accident that this man made himself like this, or... an accident?

Or... is he a eunuch?Stark guessed in his mind.

On the other side, Iori took the money Lin Pingzhi gave her and knocked on the door of a small bungalow with a yard.Not long after, an old woman in a gray sarong came out.

The old woman glanced at Yagami suspiciously, as if she felt very weird about a woman wearing such a strange dress and having eye-catching short hair.But she didn't reveal much in her tone, she only asked Yagami with a little doubt and guard: "Girl... what's the matter with you?"

Iori cupped his fists at the old woman and saluted, and then said in a gentle tone: "Ma'am, you have also seen that the little girl's outfit is really unattractive, so I want to ask you for two men's clothes."

"This..." The old woman hesitated, as if she felt that Yagami was too weird, and was about to open her mouth to refuse——

But at this time, Yagami smiled and saluted the woman again, but the words in his mouth were not so pleasant: "Ma'am, the little girl really needs it, please do me a favor, how about giving me two sets of men's clothes?"

She spread her palms, held up the broken silver in her hand to the woman's eyes, and said, "Of course I won't let you give me my clothes for nothing, I will definitely give you the money. But..." She changed the subject, her eyes Looking sharply at the old woman, "If you don't want to give it, aunt, then the little girl has no choice but to kill you first, and then go into the house to rob her." Before she entered the village, she took it out and hung it up. The demon knife on her waist looked for its sheath, and deliberately swung it forward so that the old woman could see the shining knife in her hand.

The old woman's face turned pale from fright, and her legs trembled: Oh, there is no one in her house, and this woman still has a knife, what can I do!

"Don't be afraid, I'm not going to kill you directly. Your teacher's answer to me: Do you have men's clothing at home?" Iori still looked at her with a smile.

The old woman nodded repeatedly, not daring to say a word.

In the end, Yagami followed the old woman into her house and found that she was the only one in the old woman's house. No wonder the old woman didn't resist when she resisted, and she didn't ask anyone to deal with Yagami together. It turned out that it was because of this.

After picking out two pieces of men's clothing that she could wear and that Stark could wear, Iori put the silver into the old woman's hand and said to her with a smile, "I'm sorry, ma'am, you scared me." Is it broken? Hee hee, I lied to you, how could I kill people at will? You take this money, it’s money for clothes, and if you have too much money, it’ll scare you.” After she finished speaking, she took the clothes and walked out of the old woman s home.

After Yagami left, the old woman spat on the ground and cursed: "People in the rivers and lakes who rely on others!"

But thinking of the broken silver she got, the old woman walked into the house happily, thinking to herself: I earned so much silver for nothing today, but I can celebrate it. Slaughtering a chicken to make up for my son can also make the pregnant woman happy. Daughter-in-law drinks stewed chicken soup.

As for Yagami, it was dispensable to apologize to the old woman in my heart: I'm sorry, ma'am, if I didn't scare you, I wouldn't be able to get the clothes so easily, so the money is considered compensation, and you don't have to. Don't suffer.

After taking the clothes back, Iori found that the atmosphere between Stark and Lin Pingzhi was a bit strange.She murmured in her heart, but didn't ask much, just handed the clothes to Stark and said, "Go behind the tree and change. Can you wear it?"

Stark looked at his clothes, picked them up and shook them, and said, "Probably not."

Yagami smiled, took his clothes and walked to the woods with Stark, then helped Stark change into the commoner clothes worn by ordinary farmers, and then changed into clothes himself.Seeing that Stark changed from Iron Man to farmer in an instant, Yagami couldn't help sniggering, causing Stark to hug her waist in dissatisfaction, and kissed her on the lips.

Yagami was taken aback for a moment, and then indulged in Stark's kissing skills.

After Lin Pingzhi got impatient and walked into the woods, Stark let go of Iori.Iori was a little embarrassed, but he felt better when he thought that Lin Pingzhi couldn't see him.

but!What the hell do you mean by killing Tony? Youpingzai is too embarrassed to ask... Yagami seems to be a little panicked.

Lin Pingzhi obviously didn't know what the two of them were doing, and he didn't know that Iori was struggling, so he just said: "Have you changed your clothes?" Iori then replied: "Of course." Asking, it can be regarded as capturing back her wandering thoughts just now.

Lin Pingzhi asked Iori again, "Have you figured out where we are going?"

After thinking for a while, Yagami replied: "Since it's another world, let's go to the city to see it first. The world I go to is very interesting every time, and I'm sure I won't be disappointed this time—— I won't let you down." She said, smiling slyly.

Not long after, in the largest brothel in a certain city, seeing Dongfang Guliang in a gorgeous woman's attire, Iori knew exactly what kind of collapsed world this was.She patted Lin Pingzhi on the shoulder with a smile on her face and said, "Pingzhi, you may see Yue Lingshan next, and if you have a chance in the future, you may see another yourself."

The author has something to say: Lin Pingzhi growled in his heart: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Look at Nima, I am blind, look at P!!!

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This world is Yu Mama's version of "New Smile"~

Although I tried my best to let Dongfang Guliang come out for a walk, but..._(:з」∠)_I'm afraid it will be tomorrow...

Tomorrow Linghu Chong~Yue Lingshan~Dongfang Guliang~ will come out to play~