[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

As for why Yagami and others appeared in a brothel...

In the evening about an hour ago, Yagami and the others finally walked into a certain city from a small village.

This small town seems to be quite prosperous. Although it is getting late, the streets are still bustling like a party. The goods on both sides of the road are also full of beautiful things. It is dazzling and fragrant. Iori was very interested in the snacks, snatched Lin Pingzhi's purse, and walked all the way to eat, bought a bunch of things but didn't take them by himself, so Lin Pingzhi hugged him.As for Lin Pingzhi, perhaps because he felt that he would have to rely on Yashen to heal his eyes and... so he worked hard without complaining, not even a single complaint.

Even Stark has the leisure to look around.It seems that the ancient dynasty still shocked him.

At this time, Stark suddenly saw an exquisite small building with red silk hanging on the eaves and wall pillars, the murals on the walls were also exquisite and beautiful, and the carvings on the windows were even more exquisite and beautiful.And there seemed to be bursts of pleasant music coming from there, which made Stark look there curiously and asked Yagami: "Is this a restaurant? It looks very beautiful!"

Yagami glanced at where Stark was looking, and said with a smile: "It really is a good place! Let's go in and have a look."

Then Iori dragged Lin Pingzhi's arm who had already guessed where it was, but was disgusted and didn't want to go in, and dragged Lin Pingzhi to drag him in.And behind her, followed by an enthusiastic Stark.

After entering, Stark sighed: "So it's a dance hall?"

Because at this time there are a group of dancing women on the big stage.And the men and women drinking in the hall are at most just Lulu shoulders. As for holding a small hand or kissing a small mouth, it is considered indecent in the eyes of the ancients, but it is nothing in Stark's eyes. He even felt that these people were quite shy.So he never guessed that this was the so-called brothel.

Three people walked in through the door, and the bustard came over to greet them.Although she could tell at a glance that Yagami was a woman disguised as a man, but a woman who comes to a brothel with two men is naturally not a good one...

So the bustard didn't care about Iori, and just said to Stark and Lin Pingzhi with a shy smile: "The two masters look unfamiliar, is it the first time we come here? Come on, let me give you Find a good seat for the three of you. I'm not boasting, the oiran in our building is as beautiful as a flower and dances lightly. She is about to perform, and it would be a pity for the three of you to miss it!" She said, Call a maid and let the maid lead the three Yagami to the table in the middle.

As for Stark's Fanbang face?Bah, it's a man with money, but she still cares if it's a human, a ghost, or a monster?

But at this time, Iori suddenly shook the purse in his hand, the old bustard's eyes.After attracting the sight of the old bustard to her, Iori smiled obscenely and said to the old bustard: "The money is in my hands, you only call them two idiots, but there is no money to earn." oh!"

The old bustard turned her eyes, and immediately said with a flattering smile to Yagami: "This girl... no, this young master, please forgive me for my clumsy eyesight, don't you think I am old and dim-sighted, can't you see noble people? Come, come, young master, If I offend you so much, is it okay for me to compensate you? You said that whether it is fine wine or beautiful women, I will give you priority in getting it, right?" Whoever holds the wallet is the uncle, even if this woman lets you She doesn't like it, and she has to smile and cater to people, this is the principle of making money.

Yagami held the purse in his hand, and the old man said to the bustard: "For the old man, I will call two young and beautiful girls. I want beautiful ones who can talk, understand? Don't send those vulgar ones up, I don't care about them." .”

"Yes, yes, yes, the old man will let the girl come up!" The old bustard called a maid, told her to call the girl, then got up and left.

After the servant girl left, another Gui Gong came over and said, "Master, would you like some food and drink? Our chefs from Time to Time are all invited from famous restaurants all over the place, and all of them are... ...and the wine..." The tortoise spoke so hypnotically that Lin Pingzhi was quite annoyed, so he snorted coldly and said to him, "Don't talk nonsense, just serve two jugs of good wine."

Gui Gong naturally heard that the only man dressed like a nobleman was tired of hearing it, so he didn't say much, and just said: "Then I will go down and prepare drinks for the three of you, the famous man in our building How is Zhuyeqing?"

Lin Pingzhi nodded, "Also."

"Okay~" The turtle man answered with a smile, but stood there without leaving.Iori naturally knew that he was begging for silver, so he threw the purse on the table, then poured the silver on the table, and then raised his head and said to the turtle: "We don't know how much we should take, but you know. Take it yourself." !"

"Oh, I'll take the little one myself." Mr. Gui smiled and took a few pieces of silver from the table.

Iori said to him: "Let's go, quickly bring the girl up."

"Yes, sir, wait a moment." Guigong left in a hurry.

It was only then that Stark realized, what kind of place is this place—to recruit girls with his ex-girlfriend?Oh, don't say it, it's really a special experience.Stark looked at Yagami from the corner of his eye, his gaze was a little complicated.

On the other side, Lin Pingzhi also said to Iori angrily: "You come to such a filthy place, you, you..." His words were still incomplete, as if he couldn't think of any words to describe such a strange thing: a woman Visit brothels?How decent!Lin Pingzhi felt that this was an eye-opener for him, and he had to lament that the world has changed, how weird, how weird!

Yagami, however, took it for granted.

"What is it really? Thanks to your age, I guess you haven't been here except for the last time, right?" Yagami put one leg on the stool in a daze, and turned to watch the girls on the stage dancing. Compared with the hot dance, it is a world of difference, but the advantage is that it has a strong ancient flavor, which looks much more elegant than the modern hot dance.Even Yagami stared straight at him.

Lin Pingzhi sighed helplessly.

Soon after, a maidservant brought them two pots of wine. Iori saw that there was only wine but no food, so he discussed with the maidservant again, and ordered some small dishes recommended by the maidservant.After thinking about it, she felt that it would be better to have dinner as well, so she asked the maid to serve two more bowls of rice.After the maid heard this, she covered her mouth and snickered, Yagami also smiled and took the girl's little hand, touched it and said, "Oh, little sister, are you kidding me?"

The maid was not annoyed by the tofu, she just withdrew her hand coquettishly, winked and said, "Oh, I hate it, I don't care about you~" Then she ran away with her little buttocks twisted.

Stark snorted, and said lightly: "I have long thought that you should not like men."

"Maybe?" Yagami shrugged meaninglessly, poured himself a glass of wine leisurely, then held the glass to his lips, and while sipping the wine, the old god said, "I like women more than men. But don't you feel honored? You used to be very proud to defeat so many beautiful women and win my favor."

Stark sneered, looked at her with disdain and taunted: "There must be a woman who likes you."

"Huh!" Yagami snorted coldly and ignored him.

Not long after, two handsome women with graceful figures came over.The two women looked at each other and sat beside Stark and Lin Pingzhi, one on the left and the other on the right.Lin Pingzhi was not close to women after that, and even hated women who were covered in fragrance, so when that woman leaned towards him, he was so disgusted that he wanted to vomit, so he immediately stood up and walked to the other side to sit down.

Yagami smiled, waved to the girl who looked no more than sixteen or seventeen, and said with a smile: "Come on, ignore him, he doesn't understand style, come and sit with brother." She sat on the stool next to her clapped on.The woman glanced at Yagami, smiled coquettishly, moved over with a smile, and took the initiative to lean on Yagami.At this time, Yagami arrogantly said to the woman next to Stark: "Don't be dumbfounded, the man next to you doesn't have any money for you, and I am the one who has money. If you sit next to him, you will lose money." Buying and selling—come over to me!"

The woman looked at Stark hesitantly.

Stark didn't speak, he calmly poured himself a glass of wine and drank by himself.

Only then did the two women realize that the two big men were here to play with Yagami, a woman disguised as a man.The woman who was by Stark's side scolded Stark secretly in her heart for being ignorant, but on the surface she sat on the other side of Iori with a smile.Iori proudly hugged left and right, touched this little beautiful girl's buttocks for a while, rubbed the peaks and peaks of that little beautiful girl's chest for a while, and talked love words from time to time, making the two little girls burst into laughter, Although he knew that Yagami was a woman, he was also confused by her demeanor, his cheeks blushed, and he felt a little like "two rabbits walking side by side, An Neng can tell whether I am male or female".

Just when the two women were so fascinated by the eight gods that they couldn't find the north, several red silks and satins suddenly flew up from both sides of the second floor.

At this time, the woman on the right of Yagami said: "Oiran's performance has begun."

Because the whole building is in the shape of "Hui", the fences on the north and south sides of the second floor are connected by the red stick about half a meter wide, forming a "silk bridge".Immediately afterwards, there was another small woman in a blue dress, holding a piece of red silk hanging from the roof, and it spun and landed on the silk bridge.Her lightness kungfu seemed to be very good, and she danced lightly on the silk bridge, and Stark was a little stunned by her graceful figure.

And when the woman finished dancing and landed on the stairs on the second floor, she couldn't help but spit out the wine that Yagami was holding in her mouth when she saw the man's face clearly: "Pfft——"

Lin Pingzhi who was sitting opposite her quickly got up to dodge, and fortunately he dodged in time, otherwise, the hem of his clothes would definitely be wet.Lin Pingzhi said to Iori angrily, "What are you doing?!"

Iori quickly apologized with a flattering smile: "Sorry, sorry, accident, accident!"

Lin Pingzhi took a deep breath, sat back in his seat, and didn't bother with Iori, who was always indifferent.However, Yagami suddenly pushed away the women beside him and said to them, "You can go."

Yagami turned cold all of a sudden, which made the two girls uncomfortable.But after so many years in this building, they have known the rules for a long time, and after Yagami rewarded each of them with a piece of silver from his purse, they left happily.At this time, Iori leaned over and sat next to Lin Pingzhi, patted him on the shoulder and said meaningfully: "Pingzhi, you may see Yue Lingshan next, and if you have a chance in the future, you may still see Yue Lingshan." see another self."

Lin Pingzhi's eyes were cracked, and he "looked" at Iori in shock: "You...what did you say?"

At this moment, the madam called two more guests over and sat at the table next to them.They were two young men, wearing blue cloth clothes, with a long sword hanging from their waists.

As soon as Yagami rolled his eyes, he raised his hand and walked over with the flagon, and put the flagon on the table.

The two raised their heads and looked at Yagami vigilantly, but Yagami sat down on the stool beside their table with a smile, and said to them, "Are you two from the Huashan sect?"

Lin Pingzhi's body trembled, as if he wanted to turn his head to look over, but he thought that his eyes could not see, and that his face could not be seen by the Huashan faction, so he turned his head and turned his back to those two people.

Stark looked at Lin Pingzhi strangely, and seeing Iori walked over to sit down, he also carried another jug ​​of wine, walked over and sat down very naturally, and sat next to Iori.

The two young men looked at Iori and Stark who had come uninvited, and one of them looked quite clever and said, "This... little brother, we are just two punks, how can we climb up to the Huashan faction?" Such a high school? Don’t misunderstand, don’t misunderstand!” The man winked at the other person while talking: Big Brother, don’t let the word slip, if the master finds out that we come to the brothel, there is absolutely no one. Good fruit to eat!

Another young man also stared at the man: I know, I know, don't let it slip!

Stark looked at Yagami speechlessly, "Are the ancient people... so real?" The eyes are so obvious, is this really intentional?

Iori gave Stark a blank look, and then said to the two of them: "My Iori is also an unknown pawn in the rivers and lakes. I am lucky enough to meet you two today. It can be considered fate. Why don't you invite me to have a drink with you? Respect this rare fate." She pushed the wine pot in front of the two, took the glass that was already on the table, poured fine wine, handed it to the two, and poured herself another glass of wine, raising her hand. He got up and smiled at the two of them and said, "Please!"

The two looked at each other, and the other one took the cup boldly and drank it in one gulp, then turned the cup upside down and said to Yagami: "Your Excellency's kindness, I dare not refuse, let me borrow flowers to present Buddha, and offer you a cup?"

"Brilliant!" Yagami praised, then rolled his eyes and asked, "I don't know the surnames of the two Gao?"

The drinking man said with a smile, "I'm ordering Linghu Chong..."

bang-

Lin Pingzhi suddenly stood up from the stool, with great strength, he overturned the stool to the ground.

Linghu Chong, and Lu Houer, who was at the same table with Linghu Chong, looked at Lin Pingzhi strangely.However, just as they were guessing when Lin Pingzhi made this move, Iori on the other side said indifferently: "Jiuxian, let you pay attention, but you didn't pay attention. Fortunately, it was a chair that fell this time. If you fell on the ground On the ground, how can I feel sorry for you?" She said, then smiled at Linghu Chong and Lu Hou'er, "I'm sorry, brother Yu has been blind since he was a child, and his movements are always frizzy, please don't mind."

"No, no, no..." Linghu Chong replied in fear, and looked at Lin Pingzhi together with Lu Hou'er in surprise.

Iori said to Lin Pingzhi again: "Nine Immortals, come and sit down, don't sit there by yourself, how boring is it?"

Lin Pingzhi moved his body, and his right hand on the side of his leg clenched his fist tightly.No... No, Linghu Chong is not this voice, not this height and figure, not this kind of rough breath with obvious shallow internal strength!

So, who is this man, this man who calls himself Linghu Chong? !

The author has something to say: Hey, hey, everyone just ignores me, and doesn’t even say anything interesting or boring, which makes me feel so lonely~Sabecy~

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