[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door
Chapter 71 SPN + I want to be human 2
After a few people left, they went to the motel rented by Dean and Sam.
After a few minutes of explaining, Dean and Stark are finally able to get along amicably...well, at least in a semblance of peace.After all, there can be no lasting peace when two arrogant and self-important people are together.
At this moment, the door of the hotel was opened, and Sam walked in with a dusty face. After seeing Yagami, his eyes widened in surprise, and he asked almost subconsciously in doubt: "Tina? Why did you come here?" ..." Then he caught sight of Stark who had already taken off his iron suit, which made him exclaim again: "Robert Downey Jr.?!"
Stark looked at him, and said flatly: "Although I look the same as him, you should be able to clearly distinguish me in terms of temperament—no, I'm not the actor Robert Downey Jr. I am Iron Man, Iron Man Tony Stark."
Sam looked at Stark with his innocent dog eyes, then at Dean, and said helplessly, "...Gabriel again? Iron Man after the Hulk?"
"Hey, how can you compare me to the Hulk? After all, I don't have a naked ass." Stark joked.
"So... what's going on here?" Sam looked at Dean innocently, and Dean looked at Yagami impatiently.Iori scratched his cheek lazily, and said without strength: "Ah, I have explained it several times, how about you?" She looked at Dean, but was stared at by Dean, so she had to roll her eyes helplessly Son, tell Sam what happened again.
Finally Sam nodded and concluded, "So you're here for your honeymoon?"
"Hey, Sam, isn't this a honeymoon, even if it's not strictly speaking?" Yagami rolled his eyes at Sam.
Stark continued: "But it can be regarded as a tour - it's still free. Although it's not satisfactory, you have to be with this woman, and sometimes you have to meet some rude and brainless people." Looking at Dean pointedly.
Dean reached out to get the gun, but Sam quickly held it down.
Sam peaceably said, "Calm down, Dean, it's alive."
"Iron Man is also a living person? Then when Harry Potter suddenly appears, should we forget that he is also a wizard, and take a photo with him while saying 'cheese'?" Dean looked mockingly Sam.At this time, Yagami answered in a mean way: "You can have this. Harry and I are considered good friends, and not only him, but if you want to take a photo with Snape, maybe you can have one too."
Dean and Sam looked at Yagami speechlessly.
"Forget it, we're not interested, as long as you don't bring Voldemort with you." Dean looked at her weakly.
Yagami rubbed his chin, "Hey, I don't think I've seen Voldemort before."
"You'd better not see him, otherwise he will give you Avada Kedavra directly, and no one will be able to save you." Stark rolled his eyes.Iori looked at him convulsively, "Hey, please, I didn't want to offend him, why did he just give me Avada Kedavra?"
Stark looked at her quite seriously and said, "Oh, I don't know, maybe, it's because you have a squishy face?"
"Tony!" Iori glared at him angrily.
Dean was a little irritable and said in a bad tone: "Hey, you guys, we are here to investigate the case, not to show your affection here, OK? Come here, Sam, ignore them, and talk to me What did you find out?"
"I want to see it too!" Yagami immediately moved over with interest.
Stark reluctantly followed to Yagami's side.
Sam slowly said: The victim who was attacked by a vampire in the hospital was a woman, about 25 years old, who was a night shift waiter in a bar.On the day she was attacked, she met a handsome man in the store. They had made an appointment to spend the night together in the hotel after the woman got off work, but when the two of them walked into an empty alley, the man suddenly turned to him. She attacked, grabbed her by the neck and pressed her against the wall, then opened her mouth, revealing two fangs that are the hallmark of a vampire...
Dean interrupted Sam at this moment and said, "Shouldn't a vampire's mouth be full of fangs? Are you sure it's a vampire?"
Sam was silent for a while, and then said: "I'm also a little uncertain. Listen to me—that woman not only found two fangs in that man's mouth, it is said that the man's eyes will also turn black, completely black, like a demon, I suppose."
"Oh, damn it, what the hell is this, a demonic vampire?" Dean felt as if he had just heard a big joke.
Sam continued: "Then there was a man with the same black eyes and two fangs who rushed out when the woman was about to be bitten to death, and killed the demon vampire at the beginning. It was a sharpened wooden stick. Then the man who appeared later, instead of attacking the woman, used the woman's mobile phone to call an ambulance for her, and finally dropped the mobile phone and ran away when the ambulance came."
"Wait!" Dean interrupted Sam again, and asked: "You mean, a demon vampire killed another demon vampire inexplicably, and then instead of eating the woman who was food for him, he gave it to him instead. That woman called an ambulance? Are you sure it wasn't a romantic comedy of life directed and acted by that woman?"
Sam glanced at Dean and said helplessly, "If I had to say it, that woman doesn't look like she's lying."
"Carp!" Dean cursed, then muttered to himself, "What the hell is attacking that woman?!"
"Obviously, a vampire." Iori's tone was casual.This made Dean look at her with some dissatisfaction and said, "Hey, can you be more serious? By the way, do you know what that is?"
Yagami spread his hands, "Didn't I say that, it's a vampire, in line with the most primitive setting of a vampire. It has two fangs, moves at night, can be killed with a sharpened wooden stick, and its eyes are black. What the hell...huh?" She suddenly thought of something, she couldn't help frowning and turned to Sam and asked, "Did you meet any weird people when you went to that hospital? For example, there were cleaners or nurses. Walking up and down the door to observe you?"
"This is..." Sam thought, when he was visiting the patient, he did meet a male cleaner who seemed a little flustered when he came out.Thinking of this, he said, "I did see a strange cleaner. And the police officer in charge of this case also looks a little strange. I suspect that the police officer is the vampire who broke into the police station."
Yagami asked curiously at this time: "How do you know that they are a gang, and there are vampires in the police station?"
The two brothers looked at each other, and Sam explained to Iori: "Vampires generally live in groups. There must be more than one vampire in such a large-scale attack in this city." Dean also interjected at this time: "And We caught a vampire before, and he admitted there were probably a hundred of them, lurking around this town and around town, and there were men of them in the police station."
"Didn't you notice the abnormality of that vampire?" Stark suddenly interjected.
Dean glanced at him, and Sam explained for Dean: "No. At that time, the vampire was killed by us after just saying a few words. We didn't notice that his eyes would change color like a demon, and we didn't notice it. His fangs."
Stark made a slightly mocking expression.
Sam immediately suppressed Dean who wanted to do something, and looked at Yagami helplessly.Iori rolled his eyes in his heart, leaned on Stark next to him, and said noncommittally, "Hey, Tony, is that enough?"
Stark glanced at her. "Trust me, I don't want to get involved in your business either, but I'm in it. You want me to shut up? Oh, sorry, that's not possible, especially—" He looked To Sam and Dean, "There is no plan in your approach."
Dean felt uncomfortable seeing Stark's arrogant look.
He said to Stark in a dry tone: "As a non-professional, what you can do is to interrupt less, then hide aside and tremble, and don't cause trouble for us. I can tell you that in the face of these unnatural When it comes to things, all you can do is simple and rude, without any plan—ha, plan? Before you can plan, people are all dead!"
Stark wanted to open his mouth to say something, but Iori stepped forward and covered his mouth.
"Hey, don't be noisy, watching you guys quarrel reminds me of primary school students, okay?" Yagami warned Dean and Stark, then put away the relaxed expression just now, and said to the two seriously: " What you just said reminded me of... a certain British drama I watched before. I don’t know if you know "I Want to Be Human"?"
Several big men looked at each other a few times, all with confused expressions.
Yagami patted his forehead, "Ha, I knew it. "I Want to Be Human" is about a werewolf, a vampire, and a ghost, who live in the same house by chance, and then try to live a normal life. But of course, even if No matter how hard the two protagonists work, there are always some troublesome things that cause them—the werewolf transforms every full moon night, and there are always many accidents; the vampire wants to quit the blood, but there are always other things The vampires want to drag him into the darkness again. Well, the final ending of that show is a godsend, thankfully I really watched it." Yagami sighed like this.
Sam asked strangely: "Is this related to our current case?"
"Probably?" Iori showed a faint smile at Sam, "Because the vampires there have black eyes, can be killed by wooden sticks, and the main character of the vampire wants to quit blood-sucking and protect human beings. So I I was thinking, is it because of me, or maybe it is because of you? Our current world. I am afraid it is in the world of "I want to be human." Iori pointed to Dean's pocket with his mobile phone, and suggested: "To Why don't you call your friend and try it out?"
Dean and Sam looked at each other, took out their cell phones and called Bobby, but an unrelated woman answered.
Seeing Dean hang up the phone with a dark complexion, Yagami shrugged and said, "It seems that I guessed right."
Dean asked Yagami seriously: "How should we return to our own world?" At this time Sam said to Dean: "Why don't you try calling Cass? Maybe he can... well, Leap The world came to you?"
"You really think I'm a pager?" Although Dean said so, he closed his eyes and said, "Cass, Cass, are you listening? We're in trouble now, and we're in another world. Cass? Castiel?" Then he opened his eyes and said mockingly, "It seems that the Angel Channel cannot be connected in this world."
Yagami blinked innocently, but his tone was gloating: "It seems that you still have to wait for my Blu-ray. If you are lucky, you will return to your own world; Tossed into the world of The Walking Dead for the holidays."
"Shit!" Dean cursed.
The author has something to say: Guess, will our dear Cass appear? (⊙v⊙) um
After a few minutes of explaining, Dean and Stark are finally able to get along amicably...well, at least in a semblance of peace.After all, there can be no lasting peace when two arrogant and self-important people are together.
At this moment, the door of the hotel was opened, and Sam walked in with a dusty face. After seeing Yagami, his eyes widened in surprise, and he asked almost subconsciously in doubt: "Tina? Why did you come here?" ..." Then he caught sight of Stark who had already taken off his iron suit, which made him exclaim again: "Robert Downey Jr.?!"
Stark looked at him, and said flatly: "Although I look the same as him, you should be able to clearly distinguish me in terms of temperament—no, I'm not the actor Robert Downey Jr. I am Iron Man, Iron Man Tony Stark."
Sam looked at Stark with his innocent dog eyes, then at Dean, and said helplessly, "...Gabriel again? Iron Man after the Hulk?"
"Hey, how can you compare me to the Hulk? After all, I don't have a naked ass." Stark joked.
"So... what's going on here?" Sam looked at Dean innocently, and Dean looked at Yagami impatiently.Iori scratched his cheek lazily, and said without strength: "Ah, I have explained it several times, how about you?" She looked at Dean, but was stared at by Dean, so she had to roll her eyes helplessly Son, tell Sam what happened again.
Finally Sam nodded and concluded, "So you're here for your honeymoon?"
"Hey, Sam, isn't this a honeymoon, even if it's not strictly speaking?" Yagami rolled his eyes at Sam.
Stark continued: "But it can be regarded as a tour - it's still free. Although it's not satisfactory, you have to be with this woman, and sometimes you have to meet some rude and brainless people." Looking at Dean pointedly.
Dean reached out to get the gun, but Sam quickly held it down.
Sam peaceably said, "Calm down, Dean, it's alive."
"Iron Man is also a living person? Then when Harry Potter suddenly appears, should we forget that he is also a wizard, and take a photo with him while saying 'cheese'?" Dean looked mockingly Sam.At this time, Yagami answered in a mean way: "You can have this. Harry and I are considered good friends, and not only him, but if you want to take a photo with Snape, maybe you can have one too."
Dean and Sam looked at Yagami speechlessly.
"Forget it, we're not interested, as long as you don't bring Voldemort with you." Dean looked at her weakly.
Yagami rubbed his chin, "Hey, I don't think I've seen Voldemort before."
"You'd better not see him, otherwise he will give you Avada Kedavra directly, and no one will be able to save you." Stark rolled his eyes.Iori looked at him convulsively, "Hey, please, I didn't want to offend him, why did he just give me Avada Kedavra?"
Stark looked at her quite seriously and said, "Oh, I don't know, maybe, it's because you have a squishy face?"
"Tony!" Iori glared at him angrily.
Dean was a little irritable and said in a bad tone: "Hey, you guys, we are here to investigate the case, not to show your affection here, OK? Come here, Sam, ignore them, and talk to me What did you find out?"
"I want to see it too!" Yagami immediately moved over with interest.
Stark reluctantly followed to Yagami's side.
Sam slowly said: The victim who was attacked by a vampire in the hospital was a woman, about 25 years old, who was a night shift waiter in a bar.On the day she was attacked, she met a handsome man in the store. They had made an appointment to spend the night together in the hotel after the woman got off work, but when the two of them walked into an empty alley, the man suddenly turned to him. She attacked, grabbed her by the neck and pressed her against the wall, then opened her mouth, revealing two fangs that are the hallmark of a vampire...
Dean interrupted Sam at this moment and said, "Shouldn't a vampire's mouth be full of fangs? Are you sure it's a vampire?"
Sam was silent for a while, and then said: "I'm also a little uncertain. Listen to me—that woman not only found two fangs in that man's mouth, it is said that the man's eyes will also turn black, completely black, like a demon, I suppose."
"Oh, damn it, what the hell is this, a demonic vampire?" Dean felt as if he had just heard a big joke.
Sam continued: "Then there was a man with the same black eyes and two fangs who rushed out when the woman was about to be bitten to death, and killed the demon vampire at the beginning. It was a sharpened wooden stick. Then the man who appeared later, instead of attacking the woman, used the woman's mobile phone to call an ambulance for her, and finally dropped the mobile phone and ran away when the ambulance came."
"Wait!" Dean interrupted Sam again, and asked: "You mean, a demon vampire killed another demon vampire inexplicably, and then instead of eating the woman who was food for him, he gave it to him instead. That woman called an ambulance? Are you sure it wasn't a romantic comedy of life directed and acted by that woman?"
Sam glanced at Dean and said helplessly, "If I had to say it, that woman doesn't look like she's lying."
"Carp!" Dean cursed, then muttered to himself, "What the hell is attacking that woman?!"
"Obviously, a vampire." Iori's tone was casual.This made Dean look at her with some dissatisfaction and said, "Hey, can you be more serious? By the way, do you know what that is?"
Yagami spread his hands, "Didn't I say that, it's a vampire, in line with the most primitive setting of a vampire. It has two fangs, moves at night, can be killed with a sharpened wooden stick, and its eyes are black. What the hell...huh?" She suddenly thought of something, she couldn't help frowning and turned to Sam and asked, "Did you meet any weird people when you went to that hospital? For example, there were cleaners or nurses. Walking up and down the door to observe you?"
"This is..." Sam thought, when he was visiting the patient, he did meet a male cleaner who seemed a little flustered when he came out.Thinking of this, he said, "I did see a strange cleaner. And the police officer in charge of this case also looks a little strange. I suspect that the police officer is the vampire who broke into the police station."
Yagami asked curiously at this time: "How do you know that they are a gang, and there are vampires in the police station?"
The two brothers looked at each other, and Sam explained to Iori: "Vampires generally live in groups. There must be more than one vampire in such a large-scale attack in this city." Dean also interjected at this time: "And We caught a vampire before, and he admitted there were probably a hundred of them, lurking around this town and around town, and there were men of them in the police station."
"Didn't you notice the abnormality of that vampire?" Stark suddenly interjected.
Dean glanced at him, and Sam explained for Dean: "No. At that time, the vampire was killed by us after just saying a few words. We didn't notice that his eyes would change color like a demon, and we didn't notice it. His fangs."
Stark made a slightly mocking expression.
Sam immediately suppressed Dean who wanted to do something, and looked at Yagami helplessly.Iori rolled his eyes in his heart, leaned on Stark next to him, and said noncommittally, "Hey, Tony, is that enough?"
Stark glanced at her. "Trust me, I don't want to get involved in your business either, but I'm in it. You want me to shut up? Oh, sorry, that's not possible, especially—" He looked To Sam and Dean, "There is no plan in your approach."
Dean felt uncomfortable seeing Stark's arrogant look.
He said to Stark in a dry tone: "As a non-professional, what you can do is to interrupt less, then hide aside and tremble, and don't cause trouble for us. I can tell you that in the face of these unnatural When it comes to things, all you can do is simple and rude, without any plan—ha, plan? Before you can plan, people are all dead!"
Stark wanted to open his mouth to say something, but Iori stepped forward and covered his mouth.
"Hey, don't be noisy, watching you guys quarrel reminds me of primary school students, okay?" Yagami warned Dean and Stark, then put away the relaxed expression just now, and said to the two seriously: " What you just said reminded me of... a certain British drama I watched before. I don’t know if you know "I Want to Be Human"?"
Several big men looked at each other a few times, all with confused expressions.
Yagami patted his forehead, "Ha, I knew it. "I Want to Be Human" is about a werewolf, a vampire, and a ghost, who live in the same house by chance, and then try to live a normal life. But of course, even if No matter how hard the two protagonists work, there are always some troublesome things that cause them—the werewolf transforms every full moon night, and there are always many accidents; the vampire wants to quit the blood, but there are always other things The vampires want to drag him into the darkness again. Well, the final ending of that show is a godsend, thankfully I really watched it." Yagami sighed like this.
Sam asked strangely: "Is this related to our current case?"
"Probably?" Iori showed a faint smile at Sam, "Because the vampires there have black eyes, can be killed by wooden sticks, and the main character of the vampire wants to quit blood-sucking and protect human beings. So I I was thinking, is it because of me, or maybe it is because of you? Our current world. I am afraid it is in the world of "I want to be human." Iori pointed to Dean's pocket with his mobile phone, and suggested: "To Why don't you call your friend and try it out?"
Dean and Sam looked at each other, took out their cell phones and called Bobby, but an unrelated woman answered.
Seeing Dean hang up the phone with a dark complexion, Yagami shrugged and said, "It seems that I guessed right."
Dean asked Yagami seriously: "How should we return to our own world?" At this time Sam said to Dean: "Why don't you try calling Cass? Maybe he can... well, Leap The world came to you?"
"You really think I'm a pager?" Although Dean said so, he closed his eyes and said, "Cass, Cass, are you listening? We're in trouble now, and we're in another world. Cass? Castiel?" Then he opened his eyes and said mockingly, "It seems that the Angel Channel cannot be connected in this world."
Yagami blinked innocently, but his tone was gloating: "It seems that you still have to wait for my Blu-ray. If you are lucky, you will return to your own world; Tossed into the world of The Walking Dead for the holidays."
"Shit!" Dean cursed.
The author has something to say: Guess, will our dear Cass appear? (⊙v⊙) um
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