[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Lin Pingzhi has lived in the world of Yashen for a month, and now he can basically grasp the life of modern people. Although he still has some stumbles in neon language, on the whole, it is no longer a problem to go out to buy groceries. down.

On the street, looking at Lin Pingzhi, who was wearing brand-name casual clothes but carrying a vegetable basket, Yagami's smile was particularly meaningful.

At this time, two young girls passed by and saw Iori and Lin Pingzhi walking together talking and laughing. Both of them were a little surprised. One of the girls with ponytails even waved to Iori: "Hey, Iori mulberry!"

Iori turned his head and saw that it was Momo Ozawa and Yuko Inoue, who were in the same class, and greeted them with a smile, "Yo, it's you."

Ozawa Tao ran over bouncingly, looked at the long-haired Lin Pingzhi curiously, pulled Yagami, and asked her secretly: "Yakami-san, who is this boy?" So handsome...

"Him?" Iori narrowed his eyes to look at Lin Pingzhi, and said casually, "His name is Iori Pingzi, and he is my relative's elder brother."

Lin Pingzhi couldn't help but hehe two times in his heart: In my world, you pretend to be 15 years old and pretend to be 20 years old because those people don't know your age, and you tell others that you are my sister everywhere you go.Are you stupid now?In your world where everyone knows that you are only 15 years old, I think you can still say that you are my sister!Wow Ka Ka Ka - This is the truest psychological portrayal of Lin Pingzhi who came to this world and learned that Iori's real age is only 15 years old.

Yuko Inoue glanced at Lin Pingzhi, and enviously said to Yagami: "Your brother looks so handsome, is he a college student?"

"No, he's already working." Yagami made up at will.

"Working? What does he do?" Xiao Zetao seemed to be fascinated by Lin Pingzhi's good looks, and asked curiously.Yagami thought for a while, and said lazily and perfunctorily, "Well, it's a bodyguard."

"Bodyguard?!" Momo Ozawa and Yuko Inoue looked at Lin Pingzhi curiously, their eyes sparkling.

Yagami smiled awkwardly, then grabbed Lin Pingzhi's arm and ran, and shouted as he ran, "We still have something to do, you can play by yourself, bye!"

After the two returned home, the panting Iori supported his knees and gasped at the door. In contrast, Lin Pingzhi was neither panting nor blushing. Thinking hatefully.At this time, Lin Pingzhi had calmly pulled out the key and opened the door.The two walked into the room one after the other, Lin Pingzhi put the vegetable basket in his hand into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator considerately by the way, took out a can of Coke, and threw it to Yagami who moved slowly into the room.

Iori caught it with his hands, threw himself on the sofa, and just about to open the Coke, Lin Pingzhi next to him said, "Wait, there's steam."

The corner of Iori's mouth twitched, and he put the Coke on the coffee table casually.

"It's only been a month, and you're better than me." She said a little weakly.

Lin Pingzhi washed and sorted the vegetables and put them away. Finally, after draining the water, put the vegetables in the refrigerator.He did this series of movements so smoothly that even Yagami, who knew he was blind, couldn't see that there was something wrong with his eyes.But Lin Pingzhi said flatly after receiving Yasami's words of praise or sarcasm, "it's just life, there's nothing to know or not to know."

Yagami let out a disdainful "tss", then walked into the bathroom.

About a few minutes later, the knife in Lin Pingzhi's hand, who was chopping vegetables, stopped suddenly, because his ears could not hear Iori's voice: he just heard Iori going to the bathroom, hearing Iori flushing the water, and hearing Iori walking out to think. She wanted to open the door—but just after Yagami opened the door, her voice and her heartbeat disappeared in this room.

Lin Pingzhi silently finished cutting the vegetables in his hand, then put them in a sealed box, put them in the refrigerator, and finally tidied up the kitchen counter which was messed up by chopping vegetables in an orderly manner.

"Even if I can handle the ingredients well and know exactly where the oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar are, I can't see the heat..." Lin Pingzhi sighed sadly, and finally walked to the landline in the living room and dialed the takeaway number skillfully , and order a meal.

It seems that until Iori comes back, he can only eat takeaway.Lin Pingzhi thought so.

On the other side, after Yagami came out of the toilet door, he found that he had time-traveled inexplicably again.She touched her hair irritably, and looked at the pile of English billboards around - it seems that she really has a relationship with America..._(:з」∠)_

But...Look here!Who is that?It's Dean Wier!

Yagami immediately ran to him in surprise, and waved: "Hey, Dean, Lookatme!" She really didn't forget to blackmail Snape wherever she went-and then, maybe because she made fun of Snape's retribution, Above her head, a huge billboard unexpectedly descended from the sky without warning!Throwing at her at a very fast speed.

On the other side, Dean, who heard Yagami calling his name, looked back, and his eyes widened in surprise—he could hardly believe that there was such a coincidence in the world. When he turned his head, he saw the person who just called him About to be smashed to death!

Dean opened his mouth to warn Yagami, but before his voice came out, the billboard had already been smashed down.

With a "bang", a burst of dust flew up.Dean ran over quickly, wanting to see if Yagami had time to rescue him, but after walking over, he found that Yagami was still standing there intact.He looked at the ground speechlessly, and saw the "M"-shaped billboard smashed around Iori, and the triangular hole just "let" Iori's whole body out. If Iori just bent down, just a little If she didn't stand up straight, her head might be smashed into a ball of meat, and it was impossible for her to look at him with a smile like this.

Dean touched his nose, sighed and said to Yagami: "You are really lucky."

Iori smiled, stepped on the billboard and walked over, proudly said: "That's natural, my luck has always been so good that I can't say anything."

"You're back?" Dean looked at her noncommittally, "You came back really quickly. Have you been away for a month? When you said goodbye to us last time, it seemed like we were going to die. Sam thought you were going to Dead, even sad for a while. Well, remember he drank more beer than I did in those days."

Iori curled his lips, "This is an uncontrollable factor, you can't blame me. Anyway, I came back alive anyway."

"It seems that you have really encountered some interesting experiences. Go in and have a drink or two, and talk while drinking?" Dean tilted his head to the side.Yagami followed his gaze and found that there was a bar next to him.She smiled, looked at Dean teasingly and said, "You can't go anywhere without beer."

"It's like a second life." Dean walked in with Yagami.

After the two walked in, many guests in the bar immediately looked at the two of them, and their eyes were a little bit unfriendly: they thought that Dean brought an underage girl into the bar—although Yagami is really a person in the physical sense. underage.

Dean bowed his head to Yagami and said, "It's really stressful to come in with you. They look at me like I'm abducting children."

Yagami gave him an elbow directly, walked over and sat on the chair by the bar, ordered two glasses of beer from the bartender skillfully, put one in front of him, and don't push it to Dean.Then she took a sip of her wine, turned her head to look at Dean's face and said gloatingly, "Well, you look old at a close distance—especially compared to me. Shall I teach you how to be selfless? Recruit maintenance secrets?"

"Thank you very much." Dean said indifferently, and then took another big gulp of beer.

Yagami looked at the people around him, saw that other people didn't pay attention to her and Dean anymore, and the bartender was standing quite far away from them, thinking that the content of the conversation would not be heard by others, so he asked Dean curiously, "Where is Sam?" ? What are you doing here, is there a case?"

"Sam is investigating." Dean replied casually, then looked at Yagami and said, "Why don't you tell me about your experience first? I'm really curious, why did you think it was life and death when you left?" He Seriously looked into Yagami's eyes.

Yagami blinked, "Well, this..."

She told Dean about her experience in a hurry.And hearing that Yagami had stayed in the "end of the world", Dean opened his mouth in surprise, and finally he could only say "wow": "Amazing. Actually, I went to 'there' for a while before."

Yagami raised his eyebrows, vaguely recalling the plot, and said, "I think the world we go to is different."

"Maybe, but I think, the world you just mentioned is much better than the world I went to... At least the walking corpses you mentioned, they won't chase you like wild dogs. It's a miracle that they are so slow. "Dean seemed to think of something troublesome, frowned and took a big gulp of beer.

Yagami bumped into his shoulder, as if casually comforting him: "Don't worry, everything will be fine, although the future will still be accompanied by countless deaths, but as Becky said: the Winchester brothers work together—— Invincible."

Dean glanced at her with a smile, "Did Becky say anything like that?"

"Maybe? Oh, maybe someone else said it, I remember wrong." Yagami shrugged indifferently, and then she said: "Now it's your turn—what are you doing here? Have a case? Let me also intervene Let's go." She looked at Dean expectantly.

Dean looked at her amusedly and said, "Would you agree if I don't let you come?"

"No." Yagami replied without delay.

Next, Dean told Yagami about a case they encountered now: According to newspaper reports, there were many corpses that were drained of blood for no reason. Dean and Sam thought it should be a masterpiece of vampires, so they drove here. here.Then they discovered that there seemed to be a vampire group gathered here. They ganged up to commit crimes and had a clear division of labor. It seemed that many vampires had already entered the police station...

"There was a survivor before, who was said to be in the hospital, so now Sam has already questioned that person in the hospital, and I am here, waiting for any vampires who have thrown themselves into the trap." Dean said here, just after drinking a glass of wine, He asked the bartender for another drink.

Yagami leaned on the bar and looked sideways at Dean raising his head to drink beer. His eyes were a little erratic, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

However, at this moment, there was a sudden commotion at the door of the bar. Dean threw down his glass and rushed out, followed by Yagami.But when they opened the door of the bar and jumped onto the street, they found that the troublemaker was not the vampire they thought, but Stasta, who was wearing a red and steel suit and walking on the street with a particularly high profile. gram……

Dean rolled his eyes directly, turned back and said to Yagami sarcastically: "Oh, look, now not only angels and demons come out to fool around, even the Iron Man in the movie comes out, in a few days we will be Can't you still see Superman flying all over the sky?"

Yagami covered his face guiltily.

When she was telling Dean a story just now, she naturally didn't tell her love history, so... Yagami awkwardly went to La Dean's arm, and said to Dean: "Dean, uh... that guy..." But She opened her mouth to explain at this time, but it was too late.

Because Stark found Yagami, he had strode towards her and Dean.

Feeling that the person in front of him was not kind, Dean immediately put on a fighting posture, with his hand on the gun pinned to his waist.But Stark, who came over, seemed to have no sense of crisis, ignored Dean directly, and said to Yagami dissatisfied: "Hey, Tina, I knew that as soon as I stepped into the aperture, I could see you. Let me tell you, What kind of weird world is this?" However, at the next glance, he inadvertently glanced at Dean, and found that the man standing next to Yagami with a vigilant face seemed a little familiar...?

Then Stark suddenly remembered some frothy show Yagami had been chasing.

Thinking of what Yagami said before, Stark's face darkened, he looked at Yagami sarcastically and said, "It seems that you are finally ready to take action and take down your male god? Should I not bother you?"

Dean looked at Stark strangely, but said to Iori, "Ohcarp, it seems you know him?"

"Hey!" Stark yelled at Dean dissatisfied, "Pay attention to your words. You are just a hunter." Although he said hunter, his tone seemed to be that the meaning of the word should be Understand it as a reckless man.

Dean looked at Stark with an uneasy expression, "I don't know what misunderstanding you and Tina have, but you'd better not mess with me, otherwise I will still beat you even if you are wearing this rags." He Reached out to poke Stark's left shoulder.

Stark ducked sideways.

"Hit me? How? With that fist of yours? Or call out to the angel in the windbreaker who almost followed your ass? If it's you—oh, forget it, you'll never even try to pierce your so-called broken man for the rest of your life." Rusty copper. Believe it or not, I can throw you on top of the TV tower casually?" Stark looked at Dean mockingly.

...or kill him.Dean subconsciously drew out his pistol.

At this time, Yagami, who couldn't stand it anymore, jumped up, threw himself on Stark, put his arms around Stark's neck and said to Dean: "No matter what-put--'that thing'--put away! "That thing refers to the pistol, of course.Yagami glared at Dean, almost unbelievably abandoned his male god at this moment, and said protectively: "This is Tony, he is my boyfriend, if you fight him like this... Ops, You know, it's like the two of you are in a love triangle with me. Are you sure you want to continue?" Yagami winked at Dean hard.

Dean glanced at Stark, and reluctantly retracted his hand.

Looking at the pedestrians watching by the road, Yagami said to the two: "It seems that we have to find a place where we can talk. Or at least, not a place where we are surrounded like monkeys in a zoo."

The three looked at each other, Dean nodded to Yagami, and they quickly left the door of the bar.

The author has something to say: This section is a mix of the American drama "Supernatural" and the British version of "I Want to Be Human".

It is said that the American version of "I Want to Be Human" is really amazing...

The ending of the fifth season of the British version is a mess!It is said to be the final season, but there is still such a big suspense in the end! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻