[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

In the living room of Yagami's house.

Looking at Stark holding his hand, Yagami suddenly wanted to sing "Love Trading" in his heart-Nimma, you were the one who wanted to separate, so separate!Now you want to exchange me with true love?Love is not what you want to buy, you can buy it if you want to!Get off me, get off me, get off your...uh...

Yagami whose mouth was kissed: Well, there is no way, he has blocked his mouth, and he can't tell him to get lost...

Pressing Iori on the sofa in the living room, Stark lifted Iori's clothes and was about to go further, but at this moment, the two suddenly found that the light around them was blocked, casting a shadow on them.The two looked up and saw the expressionless Lin Pingzhi holding a knife, standing beside the sofa and "watching" them...

"Wow!" Yagami and Stark exclaimed in shock, separated and occupied a corner of the sofa.

Iori yelled at Lin Pingzhi: "What are you doing?!"

Lin Pingzhi put down the kitchen knife in his hand, and said in a cold tone: "It's nothing, I just happened to hear some noise while chopping vegetables, so I came over to have a look. Did it scare you?"

"What do you think?" Stark looked at Lin Pingzhi unbearably, and saw that he was wearing all the famous brands, curled his lips, and said to Yagami who was sitting on the other side of the sofa: "You are going to keep the little boy rhythm?" He pointed at Lin Pingzhi.

Although Lin Pingzhi couldn't understand Stark's English, but from Stark's tone, he knew that these words must have no good intentions.

Yagami rolled his eyes and retorted: "What kind of nurturing? Don't think about others if you are wretched! Lin Pingzhi and I are friends in an open and aboveboard relationship. I call him helping him, understand? Help! It's not like you, leading a woman I go to eat because I want to go home and go to bed in the middle of the night!" She made a contemptuous gesture at Stark.

Stark pointed to her hand and said, "Don't think I don't know what that means!"

"You know I'm better than you!" Yagami said "yo" and "yo" twice in front of Stark while gesticulating, and almost couldn't hold back howling two "free flight" magic horses.

Stark couldn't bear to look straight at him and covered his face, "You...have you left your IQ in the bed? Go and pick it up!"

Lin Pingzhi, who couldn't understand what they were talking about, narrowed his eyes: It seems that learning English is also on the agenda.

After arguing with Stark, Iori suddenly stretched his waist, yawned and said, "I'm sleepy, go to bed." After she finished speaking, she went to her bedroom on the second floor.Stark immediately followed her.Iori turned around, poked Stark's shoulder with his finger, narrowed his eyes and said in a dangerous tone: "Hey, why are you following me?"

"Sleep." Stark's tone was taken for granted.

Yagami withdrew his hand, hugged his shoulders and let out a disdainful "tch", stood on the upper floor of the stairs, looked down at Stark and said, "We've all broken up, and you still want to come? Hehe, it's your spring and autumn dream !" She reached out and pointed to the sofa downstairs, "I'll sleep in the bedroom, you? Just sleep on the sofa for me!" After finishing speaking, she continued to walk up the stairs.

Stark, who was following her, took two quick steps, rushed over and hugged Yagami's waist, and then hugged him hard by the waist.Yagami exclaimed in surprise, and put his arms around Stark's neck unconsciously.And just as the two looked at each other and prepared to revive their old relationship, because they heard Yagami's scream just now, Lin Ping, who jumped up the stairs with light work, slapped Stark on the back with his palm, hitting him hard. He rushed forward, then pulled Iori, and lightly hugged Iori in his arms, and then Iori stared dumbfounded at Stark, a toad pounced on his food, and fell with his ass up and his face down.

"Pfft...puff hahaha!" Iori laughed in Lin Pingzhi's arms almost ecstasy.

Stark was so ashamed and angry, he got up and stared at Yagami.

Iori immediately said innocently: "I'm so sorry, Tony! Because, it's sofunny!" Then Iori jumped out of Lin Pingzhi's arms, patted Lin Pingzhi's shoulder and said, "I'm fine, you Do whatever you want, Tony and I... are going to bed. It's not suitable for children~" She hinted, and then saw Lin Pingzhi's face turn red instantly.

"You!" Lin Pingzhi glared at Iori in shame and indignation, turned around and left after cursing "shameless".

Stark came over and hugged Yagami's waist, and whispered in her ear, "Then let's do something inappropriate for children?"

"OK." Yagami took Stark's hand and walked into the bedroom.

Then the two shameless people reconciled like this. ╮(╯_╰)╭So it’s the best reconciliation antidote to have a sudden and harmonious life.No, the two of them didn't need to say anything, they just got tired of being together.

Then the few people got along in such a weird way for a few days.

During the day, Iori goes to class, Lin Pingzhi and Stark are basically at home alone, and the other is not at home; at night, Iori and Stark sleep in the bedroom, and Lin Pingzhi sleeps in the study, occasionally whimpering and sobbing come from the bedroom. The high-pitched and melodious voice also made Lin Pingzhi, who was blind and extremely sensitive to hearing, feel ashamed and angry, or thought of his crippled body, and longed for the day when he could go to the alien place that could heal him with Yagami. The world—he couldn't go with Yagami last time, and he felt very sorry, after all, it was a world with angels and demons, no matter which one it was, it could heal his eyes...and there.

A few days later, two light groups appeared in front of Yagami and Stark.

The two looked at each other, and Yagami greeted Lin Pingzhi to enter the aperture together in Stark's dissatisfied eyes.

In the blink of an eye, Yagami found himself sitting in... maybe a school cafeteria?And beside her sat a group of blond and blue-eyed foreign beauties and handsome men.

Stark wasn't there.Lin Pingzhi was not there either.

Yagami looked at a piece of salad sticking out of the fork in his hand, and then put it in his mouth calmly: it seems to be soul wear again.This time, Stark and Lin Pingzhi didn't know where they were thrown.I hope there will be no troublesome things in this world for the two of them.

At this time, a girl sitting next to Yagami suddenly lowered her head and said to Yagami: "Hey, Tina, do you think so?"

"What?" Yagami looked over in confusion.Did she just say something?

The girl looked at her angrily and said, "It's like this again? You don't listen carefully to what I say every time!" Yagami blinked, looked at her innocently and said, "Oh, yeah, sorry. But who are you? Oh, I seem to have lost my memory."

The girl looked at Yagami with a look of mental illness, "...can you stop perfunctory me like this every time I talk to you about serious things? If you do this again, I will post your crush on Edward on the bulletin board Above!" She whispered the last sentence close to Yagami's ear, presumably because she didn't want to attract other people's attention.

But this sneaky little move had the opposite effect.

The girl sitting on the other side of Yagami came over curiously and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Iori said indifferently: "She said that I have a crush on Edward." Hearing that, the two girls gasped.Yagami said curiously at this time: "Who is Edward? Well, the name sounds nice, but I'm sure it's not him that I have a crush on." Her tone was very certain.

The two girls immediately gossiped and asked, "Then who is your crush?"

"My love is Dean Winchester." Iori took another bite of the salad.The two girls whispered and guessed who the fuck Dean was—oh god, was there a boy named Winchester at their school?

Although Iori is eating salad, at this time, she is also listening to two girls talking and collecting information, and then she knows that the first girl who talked to her is called Kali Shanna, and the other girl is called Amanda .Smith, they are probably good friends with their original body, and they should be very close.And the two boys sitting at the table opposite them, one is Kali's brother, the other is Amanda's boyfriend, and Kali's brother is also a good friend.One of them is John Shannah, the other is Andy Bellus, and they are the captains of the school baseball team and football team respectively.And all three of them seem to be in the cheerleading squad, and Cali is the captain of the cheerleading squad.

Just then, a group of pretty young men and women walked in.

Carla held Iori's arm excitedly, and screamed softly: "Look, Tina, Edward you have a crush on is coming in! Oh, my sweetheart, Jasper is still so cute..." Carla seemed to like that very much. A blond boy in the crowd.

But that boy is obviously with another girl with dark hair... who seems to be called Alice?Iori heard that at the table next to them, three girls were discussing those people, and one of the girls seemed to like the man named Edward very much.

Yagami looked over curiously, and found that Edward was pretty good-looking...

"Well, that Edward is quite handsome, but unfortunately, he is only a vampire." Yagami said so.Cali and Amanda next to her looked at her in surprise, and she found that Edward seemed to glance at her too.Yagami smiled slightly, turned his gaze back to the faces of Carly and Amanda, and said with a frivolous smile: "Isn't it like that? All of them are pale and pale, like vampires who came out of novels or movies."

Cali patted her and said: "We are all scared by you. But it's really handsome, the Karen family, they all have an elegant vampire feeling... Woo, eternal life, what a beautiful word!" She pretended to be yearning.

Amanda laughed and teased Cali, "Then do you dare to drink blood?"

"Ops..." Kali immediately made a bitter face, "Forget it, I feel like vomiting when I smell blood."

Yagami held her chin and looked at Alice, "But I like that Alice better. Well, it's delicate, sharp, like a rose with thorns, it's very tempting for people to pick it off and take a bite..."

"Oh~" Kali and Amanda looked at Yagami, and Amanda pretended to be disgusted and said, "You actually started to develop towards Lily? I don't think I will have a pajama party with you next time. You are really terrible. I feel like I'm in danger!"

"You?" Iori looked at her breasts pretending to be disdainful, "It's too small!"

"Oh, you bitch!" Amanda cursed with a smile.

The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_ Stark and Iori finally reconciled...

I'm so sleepy, go to bed~ Meow~＞▽＜