[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

"But this makeup is really too thick." Iori looked at them, "The big white face seems to have been covered with several layers of powder."

"Hey, be careful not to be heard beating you." Cali smiled and pushed Yagami.

Yagami shrugged indifferently, "They don't have a pair of long ears. How could they hear them at such a distance?" Then she looked at the pale-faced Edward, showed a provocative smile, and said to Amanda and Carley After saying "Look at me", he said to Edward in a low voice: "Hi, baby, you are so hot, are you free tonight? I will stay~"

"Oh~" Kali and Amanda followed suit, and Amanda said with a smirk: "If you have the ability, go over and say it?"

"In the past?" Iori looked at the two girls with raised eyebrows, "Do you think I'm stupid?"

The three girls laughed together.

After the first class, a few people went a little late because they were chatting and laughing all the way. When they entered the classroom, everyone was already sitting in their seats.Yagami hurriedly walked through the aisle next to Edward, but heard Edward whisper to her: "Hey, sorry, I can't date tonight." There was a sense of ridicule in his tone.

Yagami seemed surprised and turned to look at him, then smiled: "It's also possible during the day."

Edward looked at her and said, "Not even during the day."

Yagami shrugged, "Okay then." Then she went on to sit in her seat—of course, the seat was obvious, because there was only one seat left vacant in the classroom.

The girl sitting next to Edward looked at Edward who was smiling strangely, then at Yagami, then looked away as if bored, and looked at the professor who was giving a lecture.

Iori listened to this class in a mess.After all, Iori is very fluent in spoken English now, but when it comes to professional terms, Iori still knows very little, so many times, she doesn't understand what the professor is saying at all.So in the end, she kept thinking wildly, thinking about this and that, and because she encountered a bunch of vampires this time, Yagami began to think, what should vampires in all worlds do to kill—a sharpened wooden stick ?Holy water?silverware?cross?

Of course, the easiest way is to cut off his neck with his demon knife, exposing flesh and bones...

At this moment, Edward suddenly stood up and looked back at Yagami.

And Yagami stared at Edward's back in a daze from the beginning, so when Edward turned his head, Yagami saw him looking at him with a complicated expression, and he couldn't tell whether it was panic, guard, hostility, or all of them.

She couldn't help blinking, thinking in her heart: Oh, what a coincidence, I was imagining how to kill him in the theater in my head, and he stood up and looked back at her.But such a beautiful face, what a pity to kill them, and they don't have the smell of human blood on them. She never thought about killing them, but she had to preview in advance if she really wanted to kill them. What to do.

At this time, the professor in the lecture hall turned around and saw Edward standing up. The gentleman was taken aback for a moment, and then said jokingly, "Mr. Edward, do you want to come up and answer this question?"

Edward sat down in embarrassment.The girl sitting next to him couldn't help looking at him and laughing.

The professor made a helpless expression, then turned around and continued his lecture.

Iori couldn't help laughing at this time: This guy is really a weirdo.Also strangely cute.Hmm... It's a bit like the male protagonist in a certain zombie movie "Warm Corpse" that I've seen before... But that male protagonist seems to be a little more handsome?That actor was the first foreigner Yagami thought he was handsome at first glance.Well, if she has the opportunity to go to the world there, she must take a close look at the cute male protagonist... Uh, if possible, can she be captured and raised?Then she can brag with Xiaotao, Yuko and the others that they raised a handsome zombie guy.

Speaking of warm corpses, vampires are also corpses, right?And in the fourth and fifth seasons of "I Want to Be Human", Hal, who sees the garbage and doesn't clean it up, is tantamount to torture... Oh, it's so cute.Yagami's thoughts began to wander again.

At the same time, Edward, who lowered his head as if looking at a microscope, twitched the corner of his mouth.

Weird - this is also Edward's evaluation of Yagami.

Then the class was quickly over, and the students walked out of the classroom with their books.When Tina stood up, Kali grabbed her arm next to her, and Amanda also came over and said to her with a smirk, "We saw it just now~"

"You've been staring at Edward's back!" Carly followed Amanda's words, and said with bright eyes: "Just now in the cafeteria you said you didn't have a crush on Edward, so you're showing off this time? You stared at him One class, one whole class—you even turned people back to look at you! Oh, God, I don't know how to describe the professor's expression at that time." She looked amused.

Amanda also nodded with deep feeling, "I guess, Edward is now on the professor's blacklist."

Iori shrugged and said helplessly: "Stop making trouble, two girls, let's go." She dragged the two girls out of the classroom.

But as soon as she walked out the door, she suddenly saw Stark walking towards him, and another white-haired old man standing next to him, talking to him.And Stark seemed to have a helpless expression on his face, saying something like "you've got the wrong person", while the old man kept saying that he should go to teach the children...

At this time, Stark saw Iori from the corner of his eye.

The two people who met their eyes were taken aback for a moment, they didn't expect to meet by such a coincidence.Stark immediately showed a surprised expression to Iori, and said loudly: "Hey, baby, I finally found you!" He walked towards Iori.

And Stark's words also made Kali and Amanda beside Yagami look at Yagami in shock: What's the situation?An old man, a man who might be a professor, actually called Tina a baby? !And Tina previously denied that she had a crush on Edward... Oh, no way, when did Tina get involved with the professor? !

Cali and Amanda looked at each other, exchanging glances with complicated emotions.

At this time, Iori had already walked towards Stark.

Stark opened his arms, as if he wanted to give Yagami a hug, but Yagami squatted down the moment he hugged him, then hid from under his arms, turned back and said to Stark: "Daddy, I I don’t want to cause unnecessary misunderstandings to everyone.”

"Father... what?!" Stark's expression was almost petrified.

Carley and Amanda were as surprised as Stark. They almost said in unison: "He is your father?!" They always thought that Tina lived alone because she was an orphan, but they didn't expect that she had a father... wrong!Tina doesn't look like a biracial at all!The two people who saw through Yagami's lie looked at Yagami dissatisfied.Iori said to Cali and Amanda indifferently: "Of course it's impossible, it's just a joke, he's my boyfriend." She walked to Stark and stood still.

Then Yagami just made excuses to perfunctory Cali and Amanda, and planned to take Stark to find a quiet place to talk about the current situation.But just as they were about to leave, they were stopped by the old man—according to Cali and Amanda, the principal.

Mr. Headmaster seems to think that Stark is the professor at their school, and this class is going to be taught to the children.

Stark was about to tell the principal again that he was not a professor, but Yagami grabbed his arm, and then Yagami agreed instead of Stark, and said to the principal: "I will lead the professor to class !"

Yagami dragged Stark away desperately.Because she guessed that this time Stark is probably also a soul wearer, so in order not to cause trouble for the original body, Yagami very seriously asked Stark to fulfill this obligation to go to class.

After hearing her narrate the reason, Stark looked at her deeply and said, "...Actually, you just want to watch me in class?"

"Right." Yagami nodded unabashedly and without shame.

Stark lowered his head and kissed Yagami's lips in a funny way, agreed readily, and leaned into her ear and said, "If that's the case, then I'll teach you a lesson."

Yagami also kissed Stark on the cheek, hinting: "I look forward to your performance, teacher."

After that, Stark was pushed into the classroom on the third floor by Yagami, and gave a lesson to the students.Fortunately, the original class was about chemistry. If it was about history, Yagami really didn't know if Stark could remember it.In class, Stark still showed his humor and charm. Although there were still students who didn't pay attention to the lecture, Stark's humorous lecture method attracted the attention of most students, especially female students.And his self-satisfied appearance of "everyone loves Stark" made Iori's blood boil in class.

After school, Yagami and Stark finally had time to talk to each other about each other.

Because it is a soul wear, and the two of them have no memory of the original body, the first thing that needs to be solved is food, clothing, housing and transportation: According to the archives and information that Stark went to the office to find, as well as the news from his colleagues, Stark is not long I came to Fox Town to teach before, but now I live in a small rental house, living alone, and my life seems to be a bit tight; and Iori learned that he lives alone in the town through Cali and Amanda. It's been like that almost since she moved here five years ago.But her family is big, and her living conditions seem to be very good... As for work?Cali and Amanda don't know.

So after comparing the houses of Stark and Iori, the two resolutely lived in Iori's house.

Then I completely changed the daily necessities and clothes in the house.

In the next few days, Yagami and Stark got used to the current life. Stark in the classroom became more and more comfortable, and he even liked this kind of teacher's profession a little bit.As for Yagami, although she didn't take the courses taught by Stark before, every time Stark took a class, no matter whether she had a class or not, she would sit in the classroom with her chin up, her eyes following him all the time.As that sentence said, a serious man has a unique charm, such a Stark is rare in Yagami, so she watched it very seriously.

When school was over today, there was a small car accident.

Probably because of the rain, the tires slipped, and a dark blue car crashed into a black-haired girl out of control.Stark and Yagami happened to see it at the time, and it was too late to save people, but the two still ran there involuntarily.

But in the blink of an eye——Edward suddenly appeared beside the girl.

Then the little blue car stopped.

Yagami and Stark had also run over at this time.As a teacher, Stark must first take care of the girl who was almost hit and maintain order in the scene, and let the onlookers back away.At this time, the driver of the out-of-control car also came down. He was a young male student who seemed to know the girl, and called out the girl's name——Isabella.At this time, the boy looked terrified and afraid, and he didn't want this to happen.

Yagami who was standing next to him glanced at the sunken part of the car body.This shows that just now, Edward supported the body of the car with his hands, so that's why the girl named Bella was not hit?It seems that the power, speed and strength of vampires in this world are quite in line with the settings.

And Edward, at this time, had already slipped away to avoid trouble.

After hearing the girl's name, and then thinking of Edward and his identity, Iori finally remembered that this seemed to be the world of "Twilight".However, Iori also watched the movie "Twilight" a long time ago, so the general plot has long been forgotten, so that he couldn't remember where this world is from the beginning.And it's not too late to think about it now.

After waiting for everything to end, Iori who came home said to Stark: "Every vampire in this world has super powers, such as the student Edward just now, his ability is mind reading..." Iori suddenly Come to think of it, she had imagined killing him before Edward!No wonder Edward stood up and looked back at her in class... _(:з」∠)_

Then Yagami said seriously: "Probably soon after the plot, there will be villain vampires coming. You don't have a Mark, so you must be careful now. If you die——I will immediately go to Dean's arms."

Stark looked at Yagami helplessly and said, "Don't worry, I will never take advantage of that bastard."

Then Stark leaned forward, his hand got into Iori's shirt like a loach, and deftly unbuttoned Iori's Bra button.Yagami looked back at him, thought for a while, and raised his arms obediently, Stark took off the shirt on her body, ripped off the corset, and pushed Yagami down on the sofa.

Yagami's back fell on the soft sofa cushion.

Stark takes off his shirt, presses down on Iori...and speaks for himself.

The author has something to say: (^o^)/~Happy April Fool's Day, dear ones!Are there any people who are "stupid" today?Have you been "foolish"?

As for where did Kobayashi go? 【Watch the sky

I don’t know either~(*￣▽￣)y