[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

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A few days later, Yagami and Stark are watching TV at home.

Suddenly there was a cracking sound from the kitchen window.Iori stopped eating popcorn in his hand, exchanged a glance with Stark, then gently lifted the blanket covering their legs, Iori pulled out the demon sword from his chest, and Stark also took it Picking up a baseball bat next to him, the two walked softly towards the kitchen one after the other.

At this moment, a black shadow sprang out from the kitchen, Yagami slashed at him with a knife, but he avoided it.

At this time, the black shadow raised his hand, bypassing Yagami and attacking Stark behind Yagami.Stark swung the baseball bat. He couldn't tell whether it was a coincidence or his reaction was fast enough. He actually hit the head behind Sombra with a stick, making Sombra dizzy for a while, and then Yagami kicked Sombra tacitly. They kicked the black shadow against the wall and made a loud noise—fortunately, their house was independent, otherwise the neighbors would have roared if they made such a loud noise in the middle of the night.

Yagami walked over with the knife in hand, and put the knife on the black shadow's neck.

Hei Ying raised his head, staring at Yagami fiercely in his eyes, but he was forced by the blade and dared not move.

Stark came over, took a look at the black figure, thought for a while and said, "Isn't this the male vampire from that day?" He turned his head to look at Yagami, "It's the guy who said he wanted revenge on us. I didn't expect it to be true. It's coming." He said with a smile.

Yagami raised the guy's chin with the tip of the knife, looked at it, and it was indeed that person.

The vampire James stared at Yagami and said, "If you kill me, my companions will not let you go."

"Then come one to kill one, come two to kill one pair." Iori's tone was flat as if he was talking about Chinese cabbage.The vampire's eyes trembled a little, but he still said forcefully: "You can't kill me, ordinary knives can't kill a vampire!"

Iori sneered at him, and said with a smile: "If you cut off your head, can you still live?"

A drop of cold sweat rolled down James' head.

Stark asked Yagami: "What are you going to do with him?"

"How to deal with it?" Iori withdrew his knife indifferently, then squatted in front of the vampire, grabbed James' neck and said with a smile: "Hey, James, right? If I let you go, you will come back Are you bothering us?"

A look of joy appeared on James' face.He proudly said to Yagami: "Are you afraid? If you are afraid, let me go!"

Yagami smiled and shook her head and said, "No, something more interesting will happen if you just let go." She took her hand back, stood up and looked down at James and said, "I let you go this time. But if next time, you If you still come to trouble us... Hehe, I still won't kill you, but I will kill Victoria."

James could tell that Yagami's tone didn't sound like a joke at all.

His eyes turned red all of a sudden, and he stretched out his hand to grab Yagami, but Yagami waved his fingers in front of his eyes, and a blue light appeared in front of his toes, and formed a blue transparent wall upwards, he When my hand touched it, it was blocked as if touching a glass plate.

Yagami put his hands behind his back and said to him on the opposite side of the barrier: "If I don't allow it, you can't even touch me."

"...Who the hell are you? No, what the hell are you?!" James looked at Yagami as if facing a formidable enemy.

"God." Yagami raised his head slightly, and said to James arrogantly, "I'mgod."

James looked at Yagami with contempt, "...do you think I'm an idiot?"

Stark covered his mouth and laughed, and apologized to Yagami without any guilt and said, "Sorry." Yagami couldn't help giving Stark a crutch, glared at him coquettishly, then looked at James and said: " You can understand that I am a hunter, and I specialize in expelling unnatural creatures like you." Then she waved at James boringly, and said like chasing a puppy: "Okay, you can go, here It's an eyesore."

James glared at her, but because of the oppression of his strength, he could only slip away with his tail between his legs.

Watching James escape, Stark said to Yagami seriously: "Is it really okay to let him go?" Yagami glanced at him and said, "He is the catalyst for the deepening of the relationship between the hero and heroine. If you disturb someone's love, you will be kicked by a donkey." okay?"

Then the two stayed in the world of "Twilight" for several months, watching the plot, and helping Edward and the heroine a few small favors along the way.Until two months and ten days later, there was a knock on the door of their house.Stark, who was sitting on the sofa reading the student report, shouted to Iori in the kitchen: "Haney, go and open the door!" Then Iori in a cute apron came out, complaining that Stark was so lazy , while walking to open the door.

And after the door opened, the person who came seemed to be...

"Pingzhi?!" Iori looked at Lin Pingzhi wearing a pair of sunglasses in surprise.And behind Lin Pingzhi was a young man riding a motorcycle and wearing sleek clothes.It seems that the man sent Lin Pingzhi here.Yagami guessed.

At this time, the man said to Lin Pingzhi: "Hey, you should say something, is this the person you are looking for?"

The man spoke English.To Iori's surprise, Lin Pingzhi also answered the man in English at this time, "I'm blind and I can't see, how do I know?"

"Damn it, I forgot you couldn't see!" The man seemed a little annoyed.

Lin Pingzhi smiled, then turned back to Yagami and said, "Is that you?"

Yagami put away her surprised expression, nodded and said, "Yes...you come in first?" Then she approached Lin Pingzhi and whispered, "That's your new friend? You can speak English, I'm really jealous , to learn so quickly."

Lin Pingzhi smiled again, then turned to the man and said, "Moen, come in, you're right, it's here. Put your car in the yard, no one will steal that crap."

"What the hell? This is my wife!" The man waved his helmet in protest.

After inviting two people into the room, Stark looked up and saw that the person who came was Lin Pingzhi, and he curled his lips and said, "What a pity." His tone was full of regret.He thought that this guy was finally lost and would not bother him and Yagami again, but it turned out that it still popped up after more than two months.

Iori patted Stark on the shoulder, then handed Lin Pingzhi and the man a cup of tea and a cup of coffee respectively.

After Lin Pingzhi took a sip of tea, he looked at the man and introduced, "This is my new friend, Moen, he is..." The man named Moen seemed to be taboo and yelled: "Hello!" But At this time, Iori had already followed Lin Pingzhi's words: "It's a vampire, I understand, as soon as he walked in, I smelled a bloody smell-so he is either a slaughterhouse or a vampire."

Moen looked at Yagami in surprise, "You know vampires!"

"I have seen more monsters than you eat, Mr. Moen." Yagami pretended to lean back on the sofa.

At this time, Stark deliberately played tricks and handed over a piece of popcorn, and Yagami subconsciously opened his mouth and swallowed it in one gulp, and the mysterious aura that was still vaguely dissipated immediately.

Moen touched his head and said casually: "Ah, really, it's quite powerful."

At this time, Stark said to Lin Pingzhi: "What is your purpose for bringing this vampire? You can't bring him to us for no reason."

Lin Pingzhi was silent for a while, then looked at Iori, and said pleadingly, "I hope...we can take him with us."

Stark raised an eyebrow.Iori nodded indifferently, but asked, "The reason, what is it?" Lin Pingzhi lowered his head slightly, blushing and said, "Because...because...he is my friend."

At this time, the man put his arms around Lin Pingzhi's shoulders meanly, winked and said, "He's a very close friend~"

Lin Pingzhi's face froze, and then he broke free from Moen's embrace, punched him and said, "Hey, how many times have I told you, don't make such nasty jokes! If you are misunderstood...Damn it, hit me!" Damn you!" Moen dodged, but did not use the speed of a vampire; and Lin Pingzhi's fist did not use force.

Stark pouted and said, "It seems that the relationship between the two is very good."

Yagami also nodded in agreement: "Indeed. Well, since it is Hirayuki's request, let's take him along."

Stark looked at her and said noncommittally, "Bring a vampire to your world?" Yagami shook his head indifferently and said, "Anyway, there is no shortage of monsters of any kind in that world, and there are not many more vampires."

A few days later, two lights appeared in front of several people.

The four looked at each other, and Stark said to Yagami, "I should go back and take a look."

Yagami nodded, but she was not surprised. She just said lightly, "Well, I know. You go back." After waiting, she looked at Stark and said, "I'll wait for you."

Stark smiled and kissed Iori before stepping into his red halo.

Seeing his figure disappear, Yagami turned his head and stretched out his hand to Lin Pingzhi and Moen, saying, "Let's go back too."

After returning home, looking at the decoration of Yagami's house, Moen walked around curiously, and said, "Wow, I didn't expect the decoration style here in Asia to be similar to ours."

Iori thought of Stark, who was in charge of the design and decoration, and thought helplessly: How could it be different?

Then she looked at Lin Pingzhi and said, "Where are you going to let Moen sleep?"

Moen, who was looking at it with a vase, turned around in surprise and said, "Is there no guest room? Is there no room that can be vacated for me? You won't let me sleep on the sofa all the time!"

Yagami glanced at him, nodded and said, "Actually, it would be nice to let you sleep on the sofa all the time."

"Hey, Tina!" Moen yelled dissatisfied.

In the end, Yagami bought them a house nearby, and after simple decoration, Lin Pingzhi and Moen lived in it.Then Yagami looked at her savings that had shrunk sharply, and sighed helplessly: Stark had used more than half of her property to decorate the house, and now she bought another house, oh, oh, she is going from a rich woman to a poor man Yes!

Work, work, work!

Iori decided to increase his workload in the next few days and try to earn money back.

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The author has something to say: Hey, hey, JJ has been smoking too much recently, has everyone been affected?