[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Yagami is doing homework...

Yes, although Yagami is a strange woman with convulsions, she is really a student at present, so she still has to write piles of homework.

Then a door suddenly appeared in Iori's bedroom.

It was a red wooden door, a bit like a foreign one, and it was the gate of heaven when you walked in—for example, you can refer to some plots in "I Want to Be Human".Yes, it was that kind of door that appeared out of thin air.But even Sadako's well appeared, so what's the appearance of a door?

Yagami put down his homework and began to call Lin Pingzhi: "Moxi Moxi~Pingzhi? It's here, come here quickly."

Lin Pingzhi naturally knew what Yagami was talking about.So after putting down the phone, he took Moen, who was watching the football game, out together, and rushed to Yagami's house.

then……

Yagami knew for the first time that when she came out of the door, she might appear in mid-air—and then she couldn't wait for her to open the barrier, or summon the dead soul worm to take her to fly, and she fell down.

But it seems that she didn't appear very high, that's why she landed so quickly.

When he raised his head, Yagami could see that it was a young man in a black ancient robe who caught him.The expression on his face seemed a little surprised, but his eyes were calm, and because he had been with the blind Lin Pingzhi for a long time, Yagami could tell at a glance that this good-looking boy was blind.

Iori curled his lips, regretting in his heart that such a beautiful young man was actually blind, he was really jealous of his beauty.She thanked me indifferently and said, "Oh, boy, thank you for catching me. Where is this?" Hey, Lin Pingzhi and Mo En didn't come, it seems that they got separated?Then she looked to the side, and found that the foothold seemed to be a yard, or a large yard, with a bluestone floor, a stone table, and a few stone benches, unlike ordinary yards where there were flowers and plants, or cracks in the stone slabs Grass grew in the yard, and the yard looked extraordinarily clean, but it also seemed lifeless.

From this point of view, the owner of the yard, that is, this blind boy, does not seem to be a mentally healthy person.

The boy suddenly grabbed Yagami's wrist with his backhand, that is, the pulse gate.Then, after probing with his internal strength, he discovered that the woman who fell from the sky and was caught by him didn't seem to have any internal strength, or had some thin internal strength that was almost non-existent.

The boy put Iori down gently, but still held the Iori's veins, and asked vigilantly, "Who are you?"

"Oh, my name is Iori." Iori stroked his hair casually, and then he seemed a little surprised to see the blind boy.He said to Yagami: "Are you a nun returning to the vulgar?"

"Pfft——" Iori laughed, and asked back: "Why do you suspect that I am a nun?" Then before the boy could answer, she asked herself and said, "Oh, yes, because my hair is very short Is that right? I'm not a nun. This hairstyle is because I think short hair is more convenient for me, and it looks good, doesn't it? You touch it?" She grabbed the boy's hand with her backhand, and the boy seemed to want to avoid it, but didn't Knowing why, Yagami easily grabbed the wrist and put his hand on top of Yagami's head.

This woman... actually took the initiative to put her vitals in his palm?The blind boy was a little surprised, and under Yagami's control, he touched Yagami's short hair with his own hand. It seemed that it was not as short as imagined, and it was not as smooth as imagined....

Hair tangled like weeds.The blind boy compared his hair and thought in his heart.

But in fact, it is because the boy's hair is well maintained that Yagami's hair looks so bad.

Yagami let go of the boy's hand, and walked around the boy three times. The boy stood there calmly and let Yagami look at him.Yagami nodded while holding his chin, and said to the boy, "Are you probably only thirteen or fourteen?"

The boy smiled but didn't answer.

"You are too guarded, young man, aren't you tired of living like this?" Iori's tone was exaggerated, and then he said with a smile: "My name is Iori, what about you?"

The boy still didn't answer Iori's question, but instead asked: "Why did you fall from the sky?" And before Iori fell down, he didn't notice any disturbance, let alone someone flying over his head. There are two reasons for this: this person appeared out of thin air; this person was thrown down by a light kung fu master whose martial arts far surpassed him.

The first possibility is naturally impossible to happen, so the young man has already identified the second possibility in his heart.But he just wanted to ask, and asked for a reason.And this is just his little temptation.

Yagami rolled his eyes, then sat down on the stone bench where the boy was narrating, and stepped on the stone bench dishonestly.And her action made the boy frown slightly.Yagami didn't care, and said carelessly: "It's like you don't trust me, how long have I known you? Why did I show up? This is the big secret in my life, so - of course I can't tell you! But , if we get acquainted in the future, maybe I will tell you. If you are curious, please try to please me and let us become friends!"

"You want to make friends with me? It's okay." The young man suddenly picked up the teapot on the stone table, poured a cup of tea into the matching teacup and handed it to Yagami, and said with a smile: "I am in Wuzheng Mountain Villa Hara Suiyun, dare you Ask Miss Yagami, do you dare to be friends with me?"

Iori took his teacup and drank it in one gulp, then asked, "Why not?"

The two suddenly laughed.

"But..." Yagami frowned suspiciously, touched his chin and carefully looked at Yuan Suiyun's face and said, "I seem to be familiar with your name, where did you hear it? Yuan Suiyun... Yuan Suiyun Yun... such an artistic name, I shouldn't forget it, right?"

Yuan Suiyun smiled, "Shouldn't I have an impression of Wuzheng Villa first?"

"Wuzheng Villa? Well, it's very good, a very interesting name." Yagami replied casually, then with a flash of inspiration, he patted his thigh excitedly and said, "I remembered, the bat boy Yuan Suiyun!" However Although she remembered the title and knew that this person was probably the villain in Gu Long's novel, she couldn't remember which novel it was, or the plot about Yuan Suiyun.However, considering that the future villain boss is still so small, the protagonist must not be too big, so even if he inquires about it, he is probably not well-known and cannot be heard.

"Master Bat?" Yuan Suiyun showed a puzzled expression.

Yagami saw his blank and ignorant face, and he was a little uncertain, "Isn't it? Ah... maybe I confused your name with someone else's? Forget it, it's useless to worry about it, I haven't eaten dinner yet , do you have anything to eat?" She looked at Yuan Suiyun expectantly.

"There is." Yuan Suiyun clapped his hands casually, and then a man suddenly appeared in front of the two of them—it seemed to come out of a corner.He was dressed in blue, kneeling in front of Yuan Suiyun respectfully, with his head lowered, as if he didn't dare to raise his head to meet Yuan Suiyun's eyes.

Yuan Suiyun said to him: "Prepare some food and wine for my friends."

"Yes, young master." The man quickly disappeared again.

Yagami clapped his palms in amazement and said, "This is the first time I know the young master, it's so amazing, was that person just now your shadow guard?"

Yuan Suiyun smiled and said, "It's just an ordinary servant."

"Oh." Iori touched his nose with a smile.The servant also has such superb lightness skills, it seems that Wuzheng Villa is full of masters.Or is it because she has seen too few light kung fu masters?Lin Pingzhi, your qinggong is not good enough!

Then Iori and Yuan Suiyun had a meal together, during which Iori pretended to complain that he had no place to live, no money, and didn't know where he should go.But even if she said that, Yuan Suiyun was still unmoved, and did not answer the words as Iori expected, saying that Iori should stay and live in Wuzheng Villa.This made Iori a little disappointed, and finally couldn't help but said to Yuan Suiyun: "Young man, can you be a little sympathetic? Do you have the heart to see a penniless weak woman being driven out to live on the street alone!"

Yuan Suiyun took a sip of tea calmly and said, "We don't know each other well, how can I invite you to stay here?"

Being blocked by Yuan Suiyun with his own words, Iori was choked and couldn't breathe.Then she sighed and said helplessly, "Hey, didn't we become friends just now? As the saying goes, when a friend is in trouble, all parties support him!"

"Oh, is there such a sentence?"

"Of course there is!"

"But I'm not Bafang, I don't need support."

"……Hey!"

Yuan Suiyun couldn't help smiling, and then said: "You can stay in the guest room of Wuzheng Villa."

Yagami breathed a sigh of relief, "Three grams of oil!"

"What?" Yuan Suiyun didn't understand.Iori explained with a smile: "It means thank you. This is a foreign language. Do you know what a foreign language means? It is a foreign language. Let me tell you, I know the languages ​​of Shikoku!" She gestured four fingers.

Yuan Suiyun remained calm, "Really?"

Iori nodded seriously and said, "I can say I love you in the languages ​​of the four countries!"

Yuan Suiyun was silent for a while, and then asked in confusion: "What's the use?" Iori slapped the table, stood up excitedly and approached Yuan Suiyun and said, "Of course it's useful! It's for picking up girls. Think about it, you Saying the same sentence to her in the languages ​​of the four countries, or the three words I love you, how touched she is? I don’t understand this, it seems that it is very difficult for you to marry a wife!” She shook her head and tsk tsk sound.

Yuan Suiyun smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't understand these things, what you say is not necessary for the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers."

"Are you going to marry a woman you don't know?" Yagami exaggeratedly put on a shocked expression, "Are you really, is your villa called Wuzheng? Women don't fight for it?"

Yuan Suiyun's face suddenly became ugly.

Yagami ignored it, and continued with the same tone: "Sometimes it's okay to fight, as long as it doesn't hurt other people, you can do what you want-such as picking up girls!" She slapped On Yuan Suiyun's shoulders.

Yuan Suiyun's face changed several times and then returned to normal.He chuckled lightly, and said somewhat self-deprecatingly: "Could it be that the meaning of my life is what you call... picking up girls?" He understood the meaning of that word by heart.

Iori quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, there are many things to do besides picking up girls: such as eating delicious food, seeing beautiful scenery, and admiring beauties."

"Let's not talk about food, do you think I can do the last two items?" Yuan Suiyun turned his empty eyes to Iori, and said with a self-deprecating smile: "Can I understand that you are mocking me? "

Iori looked at him solemnly and said, "One day, you will see the light again."

Yuan Suiyun smiled, "Are you telling a white lie?"

"This is a prophecy." Yagami made a gesture of waving a banner, and said, "I can tell fortunes, so I predict that you will see the sun again in the future. Although I am not sure, maybe you are the right one." What about hanging up?"

Yuan Suiyun said disapprovingly: "Then thank you for your kindness."

On the first day Yagami lived in Wuzheng Villa, he was called by a maidservant to meet Yuan Dongyuan, the owner of Wuzheng Villa: It was a white-haired old man in his 60s, who looked quite tough, quite Some are not angry and self-prestige.He was sitting on a high chair, and Yagami was standing in the middle of the lobby under the chair. He looked down at Yagami, stared at him for a long time without a word, and then asked, "Who are you, why did you appear in the old man's house for no reason?" Wuzheng Villa? Why did you appear in front of Xiaoer?"

Yagami blinked.Unable to answer honestly, and unable to make up too exaggerated lies, she thought for a while, and then looked at Yuan Dongyuan and said slowly: "I am looking for money. I am lazy, want to live a comfortable life and don't like to work, just right Passing by your Wuzheng Villa, seeing that your son is stupid and rich, he deliberately curry favor with you—look, I’ll just live here, delicious food?”

Yuan Dongyuan didn't believe it.He slapped the table hard, and said to Iori: "Don't bully me, you tell me the truth! Otherwise, I won't be polite to you." He looked at Iori dangerously.

Yagami shrank his neck, curled his lips and said, "I didn't lie to you. You see, you are so rich in Wuzheng Villa. If you give me food and drink, you can find a playmate for your son. Isn't it great? I know Zhuang Master, you don’t care about such a small amount of money, so why don’t you tell the truth honestly—and only provide food and drink, and find a playmate for your son who doesn’t need money, isn’t it quite appropriate? Owner, How about you think about it? Besides, I don't eat much."

"A bunch of nonsense!" Yuan Dongyuan got angry, jumped up from the chair, rushed to Yagami, then pinched Yagami's neck and pressed her against the wall, and said, "I'll give you another chance, say, What is your purpose for coming to Wuzheng Villa!"

Iori pretended to be afraid, and hurriedly exclaimed: "I say, I say! The original owner, I don't dare anymore, don't kill me, don't... don't kill me! I am, I just heard about Wuzheng Villa The owner of the young villa is, is blind, and it must be difficult to find a wife in the future, so I wanted to sneak in to see if I can get the moon first. If I can, if I am lucky enough to marry into Wuzheng Villa, I will have nothing to eat and wear in my next life. Worrying, it’s still from the future, ahem, the husband, husband, wife of the owner of Wuzheng Villa in the future... Cough, owner, please let me go, I will never dare to spy on the position of the young lady of Wuzheng Villa again!"

"Hmph!" Yuan Dongyuan snorted coldly, let go of his hand in disdain and threw Iori on the ground.

Iori lay on the ground coughing fiercely, clutching his bruised neck, got up pitifully, and hid Yuan Dongyuan in the distance.

Yuan Dongyuan flicked his sleeves, turned his hands behind his back, looked down at Yagami and said contemptuously, "You don't have much scheming to measure a vulgar person like you." After thinking about it, he said unhappily, "Hmph, I want to be my Yun'er's young lady, do you deserve it too? But anyway, seeing that Yun'er and you can still get along, I will let you stay in the manor to accompany him, but if you still dare to have any unreasonable thoughts..." He pushed his hand to a large vase next to it, and the vase fell backwards immediately, fell to the ground and shattered.

Yagami shivered again as if frightened.

Yuan Dongyuan nodded in satisfaction and said, "If you dare to seduce Yun'er, this vase will be your fate!"

Yagami shrank his body immediately, and said tremblingly, "No, I dare not, I absolutely dare not!"

"Get out!" Yuan Dongyuan waved at Yagami, and Yagami trotted out quickly.And when she went out, seeing no one around, she took a deep breath and muttered to herself, "It's amazing..." How could it be so easy to deceive?

In other words, this Yuan Dongyuan looked down on women too much.Yagami hummed a little tune and left.

After this, Iori has officially settled in Wuzheng Villa, and besides accompanying Yuan Suiyun all day long, he just wanders around by himself.A few days later, Iori suddenly walked into Yuan Suiyun's yard with a pipa in his hand, and said to Yuan Suiyun, "Dayun, do you think this is a magical horse?" She waved the pipa in front of Yuan Suiyun. shaken.

Yuan Suiyun hesitated and said, "Pipa?"

"Guess right!" Iori snapped his fingers, approached Yuan Suiyun and said, "I saw it in your warehouse by chance."

Yuan Suiyun was really speechless to this woman who dared to rummage through other people's warehouses casually, but told her master without hesitation.But there are countless treasures in his warehouse, and he has always been heavily guarded. This woman has the ability to enter without being noticed by others, which makes him very interested.And the longer he spent with Yagami, the more he felt that Yagami was hiding a huge secret, and the more he wanted to know, the more interested he became in Yagami, so far he has never been bored with Yagami, and let this strange woman be in his hands. Come and go freely.

He followed Yagami's intention and asked, "What are you doing with a pipa?"

Iori fiddled with the string casually and said, "I want to learn. Can you find someone to teach me?" Yuan Suiyun thought for a while, and seemed to agree with a good temper: "Okay. You don't want to be interested for three days."

Then Yuan Suiyun asked someone to teach Ba Shenxue how to play the pipa.

Maybe it's because Iori is quite talented; maybe it's because the teacher teaches well; or maybe it's because Iori can't find other entertainment except playing the pipa and chatting with Yuan Suiyun, and Yuan Suiyun has various things. I have to be busy, so I don't have much time to meet her.Regardless of the reason, she miraculously mastered the pipa very quickly. In almost two months, she sat holding the pipa in Yuan Suiyun's yard, playing and singing, and she sang the famous song "Legend of the White Lady"— —Wait once in a thousand years!

"Wait once in a thousand years~wait once ah~ah~" Yagami sang with enthusiasm while shaking his head.

On the other side, Yuan Suiyun, who was practicing sword in the yard, trembled with the song of Yagami, and when Yagami sang "I am willing to turn into a ball of flames with you", he couldn't bear to stop and said to Yagami: "It's very It's a nice singing voice, but...can you not sing it while I'm practicing martial arts?"

Iori paused for a while, and said to Yuan Suiyun sadly: "But seeing you can't concentrate because of my singing, I feel a sense of accomplishment. If not, how boring am I?" She looked pitifully. The original Suiyun.It's a pity that it's really cute for the blind to see-it's useless.

"Then can you please be bored for a while?" Yuan Suiyun said with a smile, but his tone was not kind.

Yagami shrank his neck, but still said without repentance: "Then I change the song?"

Yuan Suiyun didn't speak, turned around and started practicing sword again.Yagami blinked, and continued to sing while playing: "If the pride is not coldly photographed by the sea of ​​reality, how will you know how hard you work to go far. If the dream has never fallen off the cliff, how will you know the persistent person, With invisible wings..."

The author has something to say: My purpose is: Let Yuan Suiyun and Huamanlou meet!

Dear friends, I don't know if you expect it or not, anyway, I am looking forward to it! (⊙v⊙)