[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Iori was embarrassed by the cheating scene in front of him.

Two little boys from Moon Gate, dressed in eunuch uniforms, wrestled together.Then there was a little girl wearing a pink court lady's costume, cheering and cheering.And the place they were in at this time was an empty hall.At this moment, the shorter one of the two boys wrestling together saw Iori and exclaimed suddenly, but was seized by another little boy and punched him in the eye socket, and the short boy immediately covered his mouth The eyes fell to the ground with a "ow".

The tall and thin boy who won the victory pinched his waist and laughed proudly: "Hahaha, I really won!"

The boy who was hit in the eye socket jumped up immediately, pointed at the Yagami behind the tall and thin boy and shouted: "Look!" The tall and thin boy said disdainfully: "Are you trying to trick me? I... "

But before he finished speaking, the little girl in the court lady's costume also saw Yagami!

The little girl held her cheeks and screamed: "Someone! Assassin! Come..." But before she could shout, Yagami stepped in front of her in a blink of an eye, and with a shake of her hand, she took a spell Come out and stick it on the girl's forehead.The girl immediately felt that her voice was hoarse, and she couldn't make a sound.

The two children trembled as if they had seen a ghost.

The short boy rolled his eyes, thinking that this was a good opportunity for him to show his loyalty, so he moved his foot to block the other boy, and shouted at Yagami: "You, you, you! You, who are you? Are you a human or a ghost?!" He trembled with trembling hands, trembling with fear in his heart, but he stood firm and did not move half a step away.

Iori looked back at him, and the old god said, "Me? Of course I'm not a human, but I'm not a ghost either."

"You, you are neither a human nor a ghost, are you a monster?" The tall and thin boy hiding behind the short boy was obviously much calmer than the short one, but his trembling eyes betrayed him, anyone could see When he came out, he was pretending to be calm.

Iori patted the girl on the head, looked at the tall and thin boy and said, "I am a god."

The two children were taken aback for a moment, and even the girl raised her head to look at Yagami's face.

At this time, the short boy smiled, as if he was not afraid all of a sudden.With his hands behind his back, he swaggered up to Iori, looked him up and down, and said triumphantly, "You think we are easy to deceive? You say you are a god, are you a god? I also said that I am the Jade Emperor. Do I just Is it really the Jade Emperor?"

Iori looked at him with a smile, and asked back: "If you don't believe me and think I'm really a monster, then why aren't you afraid? After all, monsters can eat people, and they especially like to eat young boys and girls with tender flesh. For example—you " Iori bent down towards him, teasing the child with a gloomy and terrifying smile.

The boy immediately jumped back in fear, but pretended to be bold and said: "I, I, I, anyway, I'm not afraid of you!"

But the tall and thin boy said to Yagami: "If you want to say that you are a god, how can you prove it?"

Yagami took out the mobile phone from her pocket, put it in front of the two, shook it and said: "This is the proof." Then she began to fool the two children, saying that it was her magic weapon, and then played songs, movies, and Let Jarvis talk to the two children for a while, at this time even the little girl couldn't help pulling Yagami's sleeve, pointing pitifully at the spell on her forehead.

Iori reached out and took off the silencer.

The girl let out a breath, tried to say "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", she was able to speak again.

Iori coaxed the three children well, and then pretended to ask their names casually. The eyes of the two children flickered. One said that he was Xiaoguizi, and the other said that he was Xiaoxuanzi.When the girl heard what the two said, she yelled and called herself Xiao Ningzi, but as soon as she finished speaking, she was glared at by the two little boys, and the short little boy said in his heart: You idiot, they said that They could have gotten away with it, after all, they were all wearing eunuch uniforms, but Princess Jianning's words showed that they were lying!

And Iori actually knew that he was wearing "The Deer and Ding Tale" when he heard Wei Xiaobao say that his name was Xiao Guizi.

So she said to the two children in an old spirit: "It's not good to deceive people, especially if you deceive a god. Do you think you can deceive yourself?" She pointed to several children one by one, and pointed When looking at them, say their names: "Xuanye, Xiaobao, and Jianning. Am I wrong?"

Kangxi was taken aback, but after pondering for a moment, he said, "You may have investigated us before."

Iori shook her phone again, and said with a smile: "Then what do you think I am?"

"...Then since you said you are a fairy, what did you come to the palace for?" Wei Xiaobao asked her with his arms akimbo: "Shouldn't the fairy stay in the Heavenly Palace?" When the word fairy was mentioned, a thought came to his mind. All of them look like gods in the drama.Compared with Yagami, he doesn't think that Yagami looks like a fairy.

Iori naturally guessed what Wei Xiaobao was thinking.

She looked at Wei Xiaobao amusedly and said: "The real gods are not what you think. After all, the stories about gods in dramas and legends are just your imaginations." After a pause, she continued: " In fact, we are gods, just like you, some live together in groups, and some live alone in a certain place. I am the one who lives alone. And I like to travel, just like the private visits you said, I I also like to come to the mortal world to play, and when I am done playing, I will go back."

"Then you came to play in the palace?" Kangxi seemed to believe it.

Iori nodded and said: "Of course. Come on, let's take a photo first, take a picture, and keep it as a souvenir." Kangxi was amused when he heard this, and said to Iori flauntingly: "You mean photos? I know this, it's a foreign thing , you can leave any scene in a piece of paper."

"But mine is naturally different." Iori took a photo of Kangxi with his mobile phone and "clicked" it, then walked over to show it to Kangxi, called up the picture and began to retouch it.

Looking at himself in the photo being put into a sea of ​​flowers, and then put on various ornaments, Kangxi was stunned.But seeing that Iori wanted to add a pair of rabbit ears to him, he immediately became unhappy, pointing to the rabbit ears and said: "Don't want this, don't want this, it makes me look ugly!" Wei Xiaobao who was watching from the side I also laughed happily.

Yagami rolled his eyes at him and said, "It's so cute, okay?"

"I don't want to be cute!" Kangxi yelled furiously.Iori nodded helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, I'll change it for you. How about a big hat?" She changed Kangxi into a wizard hat.

Kangxi looked at it, frowned and said, "Why does it look like Heiwuchang?"

Yagami laughed and shook his head, "What is Hei Wuchang, Hei Wuchang is so handsome!" She smiled smirk and found a picture of a cosplayer to show them, Jianning immediately said "wow", and said in surprise: "Ugly."

"I don't know how to appreciate it." Iori was about to put away the photo listlessly, but Kangxi grabbed her wrist.Swiping the screen like Iori did just now, Kangxi clicked on a picture of a red sports car and asked, "What is this?"

"Sports car, a means of transportation, works in the same way as a horse." Yagami rummaged through the videos on his mobile phone, found a modern movie, clicked on it, and transferred to the place where the protagonist was in the car, so that they could understand what the car is for. of.

Then Yashen asked Kangxi to find her a place to live. Kangxi said he could make her a national teacher and give her a big courtyard.Iori stroked his chin, thinking that this idea was great—but Kangxi was a child after all, and was under the supervision of the Queen Mother and Aobai. Even if he wanted to make Iori a national teacher, he didn't have the right, so Iori finally refused, saying She will live with Wei Xiaobao.

Kangxi nodded in agreement.

However, because Wei Xiaobao lived with Hai Dafu, in the end Kangxi asked Hai Dafu to re-arrange Wei Xiaobao to live in a separate large courtyard, so that the Eight Gods could be hidden.

As for why to hide?

Because Iori said that he is a god, it is best that as few people know the better, because the more people know, the more troublesome, if one by one come to ask her to fulfill some wish, it will be annoying to death.So in the end, after promising Kangxi that he could make a wish to her in the future, Kangxi agreed to help her conceal her identity, and asked Hai Dafu to prepare a palace maid uniform for her, treating her as a new palace maid.

As time passed, Iori stayed in the palace for a long time, from when Kangxi and the others were children to when they grew up and became adults.And Wei Xiaobao also changed from a little eunuch to a rank-[-] chief eunuch.She also has a separate yard of her own.

Then suddenly one day, Wei Xiaobao came to look for Iori.

"Eighth Sister is indeed worthy of being a fairy. After so many years, you still haven't changed at all, you are forever young!" Wei Xiaobao walked into Iori's courtyard with a smile, and watched Iori bending down to water the flowers in the pots. So he rushed over from behind and hugged Iori's waist, pretending to be intoxicated, took a deep breath around Iori's neck, and said glibly, "Sure enough, it still smells as good as when I was a child!"

Iori gave him an elbow in return, and lightly reprimanded: "Be honest!"

Wei Xiaobao rubbed his painless chest, and said with a smile: "Isn't it because the eighth sister is so beautiful, so the little brother can't help it? Come on, eighth sister, let your little brother Bao have a good time~" He said , pouted and leaned over.

Iori covered his mouth and pushed him away, "If you have something to talk about, get out if you have nothing to do."

"Isn't this because I'm afraid that Eighth Sister will be bored, so I came here to amuse you?" Wei Xiaobao dragged a chair from the side and sat on it, and then said to Iori who was playing with flowers and plants: "Actually, we want to kill Oboi."

"Kill Oboi?" Iori turned to look at Wei Xiaobao, and put the kettle in his hand aside.

Wei Xiaobao nodded earnestly and said: "Yes. We have trained many dead men to deal with Oboi, but recently, Oboi has discovered this sign and is trying to take these well-trained dead men for his own use. "

"Then why did you come to me?" Iori raised his eyebrows at Wei Xiaobao.

Wei Xiaobao reached out and pulled, wanting to hug Iori into his arms, but he didn't move at all.He didn't feel embarrassed either, he just smiled and said to Iori: "Bajie really doesn't give Xiaobao face."

"For your face, let you eat my tofu?" Yagami pulled Wei Xiaobao with his backhand, pulled Wei Xiaobao up from the chair, pushed him again, and then sat on the chair with his old god, and raised his legs.

Wei Xiaobao pretended to be wronged and said, "Eighth Sister is bullying!"

Iori snapped his fingers at the other chair beside her, and a red thread wrapped around the leg of the chair. She pulled it back, and the chair jumped up and landed beside her.She shook her hand, retracted the red thread, and said to Wei Xiaobao: "Sit down."

"Okay!" Wei Xiaobao sat up with a smile.

He sat on the chair with his chin resting on the back of the chair. He shook the chair and said to Iori: "Actually, it was Xiao Xuanzi who asked me to come to you. He said that you are very powerful in martial arts, and you will definitely be able to defeat Oboi. But Xiao Xuanzi said, you It might not help us—but my opinion is the opposite." He reached out and grabbed Yagami's hand, and said softly, "Bajie, you also watched us grow up, so you really have the heart Let Oboi hold Xiao Xuanzi down all day long, shouting and shouting at Xiao Xuanzi, the nine-five-year-old?"

Yagami twitched his hands without twitching, and looked at Wei Xiaobao expressionlessly.

Wei Xiaobao suddenly smiled, lowered his head and kissed the back of Yagami's hand, but Yagami withdrew his hand before he kissed him.

Wei Xiaobao burst out laughing immediately, and said to Iori, "Eight sister, how about you help us with this? If you help me and Xiaoxuanzi get rid of Oboi, Xiaobao, I will sacrifice my small self, fulfill my big self, and marry you in the bridal chamber." Candle night!"

Iori looked at Wei Xiaobao, suddenly smiled, lowered his head and approached Wei Xiaobao's face.

Wei Xiaobao immediately pouted with a smile on his face and waited for Iori to kiss him—but then he was pushed back by Iori who poked his forehead and fell to the ground with a loud "Oh my god".Iori immediately covered his stomach and laughed, pointing at him and mockingly said: "You little boy, you also miss your sister and me? Let's make your dream come true!"

Wei Xiaobao got up from the ground, spat, and cursed: "Banana bastard, Xiaoxuanzi said you like me, but you want me to play tricks on you, but I just said, our eighth sister is as pure as ice, and she will never I was fooled! No, Eighth Sister, look, Eighth Sister, have you seen me through? I was tricked by Xiao Xuanzi!" He pretended to look at Iori pitifully.

Yagami smiled, and said to him: "If you want to trick a handsome man, you have to come from Xiaoxuanzi, right? You look so good..." She gave Wei Xiaobao a look of "you understand" meaningfully.

Wei Xiaobao curled his lips, "In terms of appearance, I really can't compare with Xiao Xuanzi; but in terms of cleverness and caring, Eighth Sister, after all, we two sisters have a good relationship, right?" Iori winked.

Yagami pinched his nose and said amusedly, "You are clever."

Wei Xiaobao rolled his eyes, and said to Iori: "Then Aobai bullies your younger brother and me, sister, can you take care of me?"

"What do you want me to do?" Iori raised an eyebrow at him.Seeing that there was something going on, Wei Xiaobao immediately said to Yashen: "Either you kill Oboi yourself, or you can give us a feasible method, anyway, we can entrust you with this important task, and you will not say anything." Will you disappoint the younger brothers? And you are not a god, killing a mortal, isn’t it a matter of moving a little finger?”

Iori glanced at him and said, "Oboi should be killed, but not by me, but by you."

"A prophecy again?" Wei Xiaobao showed a bitter face, "You always use fate to perfuse us. Just one word, will you help us?"

Yagami showed him a mysterious smile, "No help—"

Wei Xiaobao pouted.

"—You kill people. But you can help you." Iori finally finished his sentence.

Wei Xiaobao immediately smiled, stood up and gave Yagami a shoulder pat and said, "I knew my sister wouldn't bully my brother, right? Then tell me how you can help, how can we kill Oboi?"

Yashen casually gave Wei Xiaobao a talisman.

Wei Xiaobao took it over and looked it up and said, "What's this for?" After so many years, he naturally knew that Iori had a bunch of strange spells in his hands, and he and Kangxi also begged a lot from Iori to play with. ——For example, flying a kite with a wind talisman, burning a little eunuch's braid with a fire talisman.

"This is an invisibility talisman." Yagami said lightly.

"Invisibility Talisman?!" Wei Xiaobao showed a surprised expression, "Is it really possible to be invisible?"

"Of course." Iori put the talisman on his body, and Wei Xiaobao saw that she gradually became transparent until finally it seemed to disappear without a trace.He was pleasantly surprised and said: "With this talisman, don't you just kill whoever you want?"

Iori tore the talisman and threw it on the ground.

Wei Xiaobao was taken aback, and reached out to pick it up, but Yagami grabbed his wrist.Iori said to him: "This talisman can only be used once, and the invisibility time does not exceed a quarter of an hour. If you tear it off, it will be scrapped. It is useless for you to pick up that piece of paper."

Wei Xiaobao let out an "oh", retracted his hands and straightened his waist.

Iori handed another talisman to Wei Xiaobao, and said solemnly: "Only this one, only this one time."

Wei Xiaobao took it with a smile and said, "Don't worry, my brother will ask for it this time." Yagami nodded, and was about to say something, but Wei Xiaobao bent down and kissed him on the cheek.She was taken aback, but Wei Xiaobao had already taken the opportunity to slip away, shouting as he ran: "Sister's tofu is delicious, brother, I will eat one bite today and one bite tomorrow, and sooner or later I will eat all my sister's stomach. He is the one who married a fairy wife~"

Yagami took off his shoes and threw them over, scolding with a smile: "You bastard, I'll kill you next time!"

The shoe accurately hit Wei Xiaobao on the back of the head.Wei Xiaobao let out an "ouch", covered his head and ran away without looking back.

"Damn boy..." Yagami smiled helplessly.

Then she picked up the pipa that was placed next to her, plucked the strings casually, and then picked a song at random, and sang softly.But at this time, an eunuch wearing a brocade robe heard the sound and came to her yard...

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