[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

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When the gate of the courtyard was knocked, Yagami was singing the line "He must love you very much". When she heard someone knocking on the door, she stopped singing and shouted to the door: "Come in."

A eunuch in a blue brocade robe opened the door and walked in.

The eunuch didn't talk much, pulled his small face, and said to Iori with a haughty look: "The Queen Mother summons."

That contemptuous attitude made Yagami frown.She put the pipa to the side, walked over the eunuch and went out, the eunuch was stunned, and screamed at Iori's back: "Where are you going? The queen mother summoned you, didn't you hear?"

"Isn't this walking?" Yagami replied lazily, and looked back at the eunuch who seemed to be in his 20s, "Why don't you lead the way and walk behind to pick up money?"

"Bold!" The eunuch flicked the whisk, pinched the orchid with one hand and pointed at Iori.

Iori laughed, looked at him mockingly and said, "I'm already very courageous. Let's go, if the queen mother blames me later, I will say that it was because of you and the court lady that I wasted time."

"You, you are talking nonsense!" The eunuch stomped his feet angrily.How could he have sex with the court lady?

Iori raised his chin and said to him, "I'm so happy! If you don't follow me, I'll just say so." After speaking, Iori saw the eunuch's face turn pale, and he picked up his whisk and trotted over. But he said to Iori: "Don't be complacent, when I see the queen mother, I see who of us can speak... ah!" But before he finished speaking, Iori grabbed his neck and pressed him against the wall, Startled he let out a cry.

Yagami leaned over and said with a gloomy expression, "Looking at your attire, you must be the eunuch next to the Empress Dowager. Then do you know why the Empress Dowager is looking for me?"

Although the eunuch's neck was pinched by Iori, he was not afraid, and he did not answer Iori's question, but said: "If you dare to kill me, the queen mother will think you have evil intentions, and you will not be able to escape for a while If you are punished, you are more likely to die for another life. I think you are a smart person, at this time, don't do anything stupid." He seemed calm.

This made Yagami a little upset.

"Oh!" She sneered mockingly, took out a dagger and pressed it against the eunuch's chest, and gradually slid the tip of the knife down from his chest until it was close to his abdomen. But it’s not as smart as you think. All I know is that if I want to kill you now, I’ll just stick a knife in your stomach—as for the consequences, we’ll have to talk about it later.”

The eunuch said a little unsteadily: "Aren't you afraid that the Queen Mother will kill you?!"

"That damn old woman must be able to kill me." Yagami showed a gloomy and strange smile.

The eunuch's face changed a few times, and finally swallowed his saliva and said: "The queen mother, the queen mother came to you because I heard that the emperor hides a woman in the golden house, and hides a woman in the courtyard of Gui Gonggong. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and the emperor did not." Seriously, but she keeps running to Eunuch Gui's courtyard... The queen mother is worried that Eunuch Gui will use his beauty to confuse the emperor, so... so... I want to summon you, if I can use you for my own use, it will be great, if not If you can't, then..." He didn't say the whole thing, but the meaning was already clear.

"Just kill me?" Yagami smiled, patted the eunuch's face with a dagger and said, "You are very sensible, I won't kill you, and you should know, you know what we talked about today, if there is another Others know..." She stuffed the dagger into the eunuch's skirt, then raised her hand to touch the eunuch's ear, pinching his round earlobe.

Just when the eunuch felt comfortable being served, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his ears.He couldn't help but let out a soft cry, and quickly pushed Iori away and reached out to touch his ear, but after touching it, his hand was pricked by a needle again!

"You, you, you..." The eunuch touched his ear more carefully this time, but found an embroidery needle on his ear. It turned out that the embroidery needle pierced his earlobe, like a little girl's ear piercing. , Pierced him with ears and eyes!He pulled his face down at that time, pulled out the embroidery needle, and screamed at Yagami with a face of humiliation: "What did you do to me?! Look what you did to me!"

Iori laughed and snapped his fingers and said, "It's just a mark. From today onwards, you are mine. If you dare not listen to me in the future, I will kill you! One needle is just a lesson."

The eunuch's face was red and white.

Yagami took out another black pill casually and handed it to the eunuch's mouth. The eunuch turned his head left and right to hide in horror, but Yagami grabbed his chin and stuffed the pill directly.

The eunuch coughed a few times, trying to vomit the pills, but he didn't get what he wanted.He clutched his neck, and said to Yagami in horror: "What did you feed me?!" Even though he asked this, he already knew in his heart that it must be some kind of poison!

"Fourteen dead powder, it's just a poison prepared with seven kinds of poisonous flowers and seven kinds of poisonous insects. Don't worry, as long as you are obedient, I will give you the antidote to delay the toxicity on a regular basis, and you will never die; but if you How dare you play tricks with me..." Yagami smiled softly at him, and stroked his cheek and said, "You will feel like you have the plague. The skin on your body will fester from your face to your feet, until you die. You rot and die."

The eunuch was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat.

He nodded again and again and said: "I know, until now, I will be yours in the future, and I will listen to whatever you say!" Iori patted his face and said with a proud smile: "You can teach me."

When the two arrived at the queen mother's palace, the queen mother was already impatient.Seeing Yagami coming in, she put on a high air, flicked her sleeves to Yagami, and said, "Bold slave, you made me wait so long!"

"The people behind the wall have been waiting for a long time?" Yagami said casually, which made the Queen Mother change her face.

The Empress Dowager stood up abruptly, glared at Iori, and then suddenly shouted to the others: "Get out of here, stay outside the door, no one is allowed to come near!" The maids and eunuchs bent down repeatedly and replied: "Yes! "Then they swarmed out of the hall.

When only Iori and the Queen Mother were left in the hall, the Queen Mother raised one hand and grabbed Iori, trying to grab Iori's neck.But Iori's martial arts has been practiced to perfection in the world of "Chu Liuxiang". She is not afraid of Yuan Suiyun, so how could she be frightened by this fake queen mother?So when she turned around, she avoided the fake queen mother, and then flicked the embroidery needle in her hand, and shot straight at the fake queen mother's face.

The fake queen mother was startled, bent back to avoid the embroidery needle, then turned her feet, turned half a circle while maintaining the backward posture, and then punched Yagami in the waist.

Yagami stretched out his hand and pushed her hand down, using his strength to jump up, his body turned sideways in the air, and then stepped on the back of the fake queen mother and fell down forcefully. In an instant, the fake queen mother was caught by Yagami Foot on the ground!The fake queen mother backhanded Yagami, and Yagami raised her foot and kicked her wrist, only heard a crisp "click", the fake queen mother's wrist was kicked and dislocated, and the fake queen mother also groaned.

At this time, Yagami stepped on the head of the fake queen mother, and laughed with a very villainous temperament on his hips: "Can you get up? Hahaha..."

At this moment, the window of the main hall was suddenly broken, and a chubby, chubby body broke in.Iori took a closer look and found that it turned out to be a strong man with fat arms and a round waist—it seemed that there was such a person in TV dramas, and he seemed to be the lover of the fake queen mother?

Before he had time to think about it, the strong man punched Iori. Iori stepped on the fake queen mother, and it was inconvenient to dodge, so he stretched out his palm to forcefully catch the strong man's fist. The reaction force after the collision of the two internal forces was thrown out.The fake queen mother immediately yelled worriedly: "Ah—" but in the next second, she restrained the idea of ​​calling out that person's name.

Their identities cannot be revealed yet.The false queen thought to herself.

Next, Yagami stuffed them with a small pill, just like the eunuch, and lied to them that it was poison.Then there was a verbal battle between the two sides, Yashen coerced and lured the two to keep silent about her matter, and she did not tell the emperor that the two of them were spies sent by Shenlong Island, and the fake queen mother's true identity.

In the end, Yagami, who settled the matter peacefully, went back to his yard whistling.

On the way, I met the little emperor who came in a hurry.

Kangxi asked worriedly: "The queen mother didn't do anything to you, did she?"

Yagami shook his head and said, "Of course not. I'm a god. I cast a spell on her casually, and she became unsuspecting of me. Then we chatted about homework again, and she let me come back."

The little emperor obviously had a look of disbelief.

Yagami patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I didn't harm her, and she didn't harm me. We are negotiating peace."

A few days later, Wei Xiaobao happily ran to Yashen, and said to her: "Oboi's matter is over! But it's a pity that we couldn't kill Oboi right away, and Xiao Xuanzi also said not to kill him first, so as to make peace with him." People in the world have shown that he is tolerant and magnanimous. Hey, I wasted my invisibility talisman..." He rolled his eyes, and he wanted to speak again to Yagami——

Yagami was the first to say: "It's a good one, just one."

The disappointment on Wei Xiaobao's face flashed past, and then he said with a smile: "One piece is only one piece, why did I ask for it again? I want to say that the imperial chef in the palace has recently made delicious new dishes , brother, how about I give you a table?"

"Come~" Yagami Kazule.

After the two were full of wine and food, Iori chased them away, Wei Xiaobao pretended to be drunk and went into Iori's room, as if he wanted to stay here and not leave.The Eight Gods were not used to him either, so they picked up the pipa to chase away people, and Wei Xiaobao was so frightened that he ran away with his head in his arms.

Being kicked out of the door, Wei Xiaobao snorted, and Ah Q said, "There are big beauties and little beauties in my house."

A few days later, Iori suddenly got news that Wei Xiaobao had been kidnapped.Kangxi, who was worried, ran to Yashen, trying to think of a way to rescue Wei Xiaobao with Yashen.

Bashen pretended to count his fingers, and said to Kangxi: "It's okay, that damn boy has great blessings in the sky, and he won't die."

"Blessings are equal to the sky?" Kangxi looked at Iori with complicated emotions.

Yagami smiled at him, "It's just a metaphor, what are you more serious about?"

The little emperor coughed in embarrassment to cover up.

After coming down, Iori lived in this world for a few more years, until Wei Xiaobao's identity was exposed by Kangxi, and he was also in a dilemma in front of Tiandihui and Kangxi, and finally returned to seclusion with seven wives.And Yagami also walked with him at that time, walked out of the palace, and went to the outside world.

Later, Wei Xiaobao started to do nothing all day long because the days of retiring in seclusion were really boring and not as thrilling as before. Later, he gradually changed from the occasional small gamble to the bigger and bigger gambles, and he lost his fortune!

The persuasion and persuasion of several of his wives, and the tantrums and tantrums, still couldn't let Wei Xiaobao get rid of his gambling addiction.

In the end, Wei Xiaobao actually ended up in a situation where his wife and children were separated.

The decadent Wei Xiaobao watched his wives leave one by one, and finally made up his mind to swear never to gamble again, but by then it was too late, his wives remarried and those who ignored him would never pay attention to him again. .Later, only Wei Xiaobao's mother Wei Chunhua and Iori were left.

A few years later, Kangxi's spies found Wei Chunhua, who was the bustard, and Wei Xiaobao, who was the boss behind the scenes, and wanted to take Wei Xiaobao into the palace to enjoy happiness with him.However, because of the ups and downs of the past few years, Wei Xiaobao no longer valued power and money.He told Emperor Kangxi that he would never enter the palace again, and that he preferred to be a carefree little boss in this town than the intrigue in the palace.If Kangxi misses him, the door of his house will be opened to Kangxi at any time, and Kangxi is welcome to visit him at any time.

In the end, Kangxi could only let Wei Xiaobao do this.From now on, I will visit Wei Xiaobao from time to time.

Then one day, Kangxi brought his son along.Looking at the current second prince of Little Dough, and the future crown prince who will waste three things and stand up for all, Yagami couldn't help thinking, if she stayed longer, would she still be able to watch the nine sons win the heir apparent?

Maertai Ruoxi, I don't know if I have a chance to see her!

Thinking of this, Iori, who was holding the second prince of the little dough, suddenly said to Kangxi: "When I have a chance in the future, I would like to go to the palace and take care of the child for you!" She was looking forward to seeing the fourth master.

Kangxi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Okay, let my sons also be exposed to the light of your fairy!"

For such a long time, the appearance of the eight gods has not changed at all, and Kangxi really believes that this woman is really a fairy.

After a long, long time—

So many years have passed, Yagami still hasn't seen Ruoxi whom she misses so much, nor a time-traveling girl.Those little doughnuts that she had grown up with became greedy one by one, and became hostile to each other because of the throne.

In the end, of course, fourth master became the emperor.

The other princes died, were exiled, and were imprisoned.

As for the second master, because he grew up in Yagami's honey pot since he was a child, although what he did later really made Yagami look down on him, but he was still his own child, so Yagami finally asked that she also brought him up Fourth Master, you can't kill Second Master and let Second Master continue to be prosperous...

But Yagami also left later.

She didn't know what the final outcome of the second master would be.

The author has something to say: ╮(╯_╰)╭No one guessed it right yesterday, it really makes people feel sad.

So today, can everyone guess where to wear tomorrow? ps: It can't be "Scary Step by Step", don't look forward to it~

Prompt: Yun, Yunyunyun~Which TV series has a character called "Yun"?Of course "cloud" is just a word in the name~