[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

As soon as Iori passed through the blue light, he found himself on a deserted plain.

In fact, this time when she traveled through time, it was quite weird - she was going to go out just now, because it was raining outside, so she took an umbrella when she went out, but she put it on as soon as the umbrella was opened.

Then she appeared on this boundless grassland with an umbrella, and the ground was still covered with deep snow.Obviously she wore it from autumn to winter this time.Look at the gown and jeans on her body, although it is not warm, but she uses her own internal strength to resist, so she doesn't feel cold.But this umbrella... She put the folding umbrella away and put it in her big satchel.

About an hour after walking, Iori walked to a small town called Niujiazhuang.

After walking in, Yagami found that the town was very bustling, and there were many people in the market, but they all stared at her who was "weirdly dressed" and pointed, with strange eyes.But she is not surprised, after all, she is wearing modern clothes now, while these people in the market are dressed in the appearance of ancient people.She sighed in her heart: Very good, it is an antique town again, it seems that this must be another martial arts world, right?

Yagami didn't take a few steps, when a sleazy young man led his servants to stop him.In the cold weather, the young man in the red brocade robe pretended to be waving a paper fan, and said to Yagami: "The girl is very handsome, would you like to accompany me to have a drink?"

Iori looked up and saw that there happened to be a wine shop next to him.

Although she walked in the cold wind for more than an hour, she has internal strength and is not afraid of the cold, and walking for so long has indeed made her feel a little dry.But just now, because I was shy and had no money, I didn't go to the tavern or the inn to rest and have a cup of tea. Now seeing a little bastard bumping into him, she was very happy, so I said to the young man "Then let's go! How about this tavern?" He said, regardless of the young man's dazed look, he stepped into the tavern.

As soon as he entered the door, Iori shouted: "Dude, here are two jugs of wine, three dishes of meat dishes, two dishes of appetizers, and a bowl of rice. It would be even better if there is a flower girl to accompany you - but obviously you don't have any here. , what a pity!"

When the young master who was following Yashen heard it, he immediately burst into laughter, and said amusedly, "Hey, interesting, you little girl is even more flirtatious than my young master!"

"Little girl?" Iori glanced back at the young master, but finally said: "Forget it, I'll just take it as your compliment."

The two sat down at an empty table while talking.

As a result, when the young man raised his head, he found that the atmosphere in the wine shop seemed to be wrong, and there was a group of people holding swords in the corner, surrounding a man who looked like a sour scholar.The young master broke out in a cold sweat and thought to himself: No wonder when they shouted just now, there was no waiter to answer, so it turned out that they ran into people in the Jianghu seeking revenge!It seems that the middle-aged man with the appearance of a scholar, today is more than auspicious... I just don't know if it will hurt innocent passers-by like them.

As a result, just as the son was careful not to make a sound or attract the attention of the group, he heard Iori who came with him say to him with a smile: "Hey, today is really a good day. It's fun to watch when it's lively." The sound was not small in this quiet tavern.

The young master immediately scolded in his heart: Stupid woman, you are asking for trouble, you can afford to provoke those people from the rivers and lakes? !

But those people ignored Yagami.Presumably they thought that big men shouldn't bother with women, anyway, they just continued talking to that sour scholar.Yagami listened with great interest, and learned that the sour scholar turned out to be a doctor, and that group of people came to see him, but he collected the consultation fee but didn't do anything practical. No, this group of people came to make trouble, didn't they?

But after hearing it, I learned that the doctor did not treat the disease because this group of people disrespected him, and they were not good people.

Iori saw that the doctor named Mr. Mei Er vomited blood from the beating of the group, and just wanted to go up and draw his sword to help, but a big bearded man at the other table stood up, argued with the group, then fought again, and then did not know What's the matter, that group of people actually bowed and apologized to the young master of the bearded man - a sick man who looked like he was dying, saying something like "I don't know Mount Tai with eyes", "I don't know him" and so on. if.

Yagami touched his chin.It turned out that the man who was sick and looked like he was about to die was still a celebrity?She turned around and approached the young man who came with her, and asked, "Do you know who that sick man is?"

"How would I know?" The young master obviously didn't know much about Jianghu.

Hearing someone call that sick young man sick young man, the big bearded man turned his head and gave Iori a glare.Iori waved his hand and said, "I'm sorry, sorry, I also know that the truth is disgusting, but unfortunately I accidentally said it again."

The big bearded man seemed to be enraged, he was about to do something, but was stopped by the sick young man.

The other group took the opportunity to slip away.The doctor, Mr. Mei Er, started talking and drinking with the sick young man, but the bearded man sat aside and didn't bother him anymore.

Yagami rolled his eyes, stood up and walked over.

The young master who was with her wanted to stop her, but unfortunately he was a step too late, and I saw Yagami striding towards the sick young master.The young master withdrew his hand, thinking regretfully in his heart: the duck with its beak ran away again.Then after thinking about it, he felt that this place was boring. If he accidentally offended that big bearded man who seemed to have a bad temper, he would still be at a disadvantage.Thinking of this, he lifted his feet and slipped out, thinking in his heart, stay away from these people in the rivers and lakes.

On the other side, Iori had already walked to the table of the sick young man.

The big bearded man stood in front of Iori, glared at her and said, "When our young master is drinking, he doesn't like to be disturbed by idlers." But Iori leaned over to look at the sick young man from his side, and said with a smile, "I'm curious, are you Who can actually scare that group of people away?"

"It's a mere name, it's not worth mentioning." The sick boy smiled at Yagami indifferently.

Iori moved his feet, and in the blink of an eye, he was already sitting on the north side of the sick man. The big bearded man looked back at Iori in disbelief, but he couldn't help sighing: "So light work!" But it was really weird and scary!

Yagami patted the table and said, "Xiao Er, where's the rice? What about the appetizers?" She didn't care whether the sick man agreed or not, she reached out and grabbed his hip flask to pour herself a glass, and then drank it in one gulp.Then she raised her head and smiled at the sick young master and said: "I'm a little thirsty after walking, what a disrespect, I hope young master forgive me!" She cupped her hands casually.

The sick young man smiled at her, "Girl, you don't have to be polite. I won't hate people who like to drink."

Yagami said, "That will disappoint you. I don't like drinking. I like cola better than alcohol." Then she changed the subject, and said to the sick man: "Just now I heard from this doctor that you Are you dying? You are dying, and instead of thinking about how to cure your illness, you are drinking leisurely, and your parents don't care about you?"

Before the sick young man could speak, the bearded man said: "You little girl, how do you talk?"

The sick young man shook his head, and said with a sigh: "My parents have passed away, but I can't control me anymore. If I really die of illness one day, and reunite with my parents under the Jiuquan, I will definitely be scolded."

"Then I can only give you two words: You deserve it!" Iori's words angered the big bearded man again, but before the big bearded man could speak, she said again: "You want to get angry with me? But You shouldn't be angry with me, because I can cure his illness."

But at this time, Mr. Mei Er hurriedly said: "No, I have already said that I can cure his illness. Unless I die, no one can stop me from treating her illness!"

The bearded man said to Mr. Mei Er: "Can you really cure his illness?"

Then the three of them ignored Yagami and discussed among themselves. Then Mr. Mei Er said what poison called Hanjisan was in the sick boy. It was called Li Xunhuan, and Li Xunhuan told me what Mr. Meier was like... Only then did Yashen know that he was wearing the "Little Li Feidao" series this time.

Then Mr. Mei Er took Li Xunhuan and Tie Chuanjia to find Mei Da.

Yagami jumped up with them when they got into the carriage.

Tie Chuanjia glared at Iori, "Why are you following me? Go down!" Iori shrank leisurely into the corner, raised his hand as if counting, and then said: "I counted your son There will be a catastrophe in a while, and he will do something by chance to make him feel sorry for his old friend, so I want to go with you to watch the fun."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Tie Chuanjia wanted to push her out of the carriage.

It's a pity that in the carriage, Tie Chuanjia couldn't use it, and it wasn't good to be cruel to a little girl, but in the end it was Li Xunhuan who spoke.He said to Iori: "Girl, I'm going to see a doctor, so why do you want to follow?"

"Didn't I say it? Watch the excitement." Yagami said with a frivolous look, "You are Li Xunhuan, but you are a famous person. I will follow you to watch the excitement, and I won't make trouble for you. Just treat it as a new recruit." How is the maid?"

"I don't have the blessing to bear it." Li Xun Huan said with a wry smile.

But Yagami insisted: "I'm following you. If you push me out of the carriage, I will run behind the carriage. Anyway, you have also seen my lightness kung fu. If I follow you shamelessly, you can't avoid it. Anyway I didn't mean any harm, so you just obeyed me?" She winked at Li Xun Huan to be cute.

Li Xunhuan smiled wryly, acquiescing to Iori's slapstick follow.

Mr. Mei Er smiled and said, "Sure enough, Li Tanhua is a flamboyant girl. Wherever he goes, there are little girls in his arms."

But Yagami interrupted him and said: "No, no, I haven't thrown myself into my arms yet, and I haven't given you a hug. You said it too early. When I really throw myself into my arms, it won't be too late for you to say so."

"You little girl is shameless." Mr. Mei Er joked.

Yagami said nonchalantly: "Shame? How much is a catty? Give me two catties and take it home to taste!"

"Hahaha..." Mr. Mei Er couldn't help laughing at this sentence, even Li Xunhuan couldn't help laughing.

Not long after, the carriages of several people stopped.Yagami was the first to lift the curtain of the car to look around, and found that the carriage was parked in front of a small bridge.After getting off the carriage, they walked across the small bridge and entered a plum forest. There was actually a big thatched cottage in the forest, and in front of the thatched cottage, there was a white-haired old man directing the children to wash the ice and snow off the tree with water...

Iori curled his lips, listening to Mei Er and Li Xun Huan talking about Mei Da.

Anyway, a conversation followed, and then Li Xunhuan and the others were invited into Mei Da's thatched cottage, and Iori naturally followed.Afterwards, they chatted, admired and talked about the antidote, and then Li Xunhuan and Mei Er drank all night.Iori felt bored, so he was naturally arranged to sleep in the guest room.As a result, the next morning, Yagami was awakened by a shout before he woke up.

Only someone outside the yard shouted loudly: "Is this the Plum Blossom Thatched Cottage?"

Iori wiped his face, put on his clothes, and ran out to watch the fun.

I saw that the people who came were two big men and a child made of pink makeup and jade.Seeing Yagami running out while putting on clothes, the child gave a strange surprise and said with a smile, "There is a woman in disheveled clothes."

Yagami smiled and said, "There is also a neatly dressed kid."

The author has something to say: (^o^)/~Did you guess it was Long Xiaoyun~~~

I have always liked Xiaoyun very much, so I finally wrote about him! ~