last night suddenly dreamed of mountains and rivers

Lan Juan folded his hands in front of his chest, lying on the ground in a peaceful state, his consciousness was still in the chaotic void, and he was flickering and rolling in the clouds.

With both hands in his mouth, the boy took a big step from left to right, stepped to Lan Juan's side, raised his rag shoe that had just stepped on the toilet, kicked his body and said, "Second Master Lan, don't Sleeping, your pig is in trouble again."

Lan Juan's body moved slightly, his eyelids slowly lifted up, and a pair of black phoenix eyes, slightly hidden, stared straight at the long-legged ghost spider spinning silk and webs on the top of the beam.

A small furrow appeared in Lan Juan's eyebrows: "Why am I still here?"

The boy scratched his ears, and grinned with a monkey face: "Where is Erye Lan sleepwalking? If you're not here, where else can you be?"

Lan Juan's eyes turned to the left, two crooked stools with short legs, and a tattered satin poplar table without a corner.Eyes turned to the right, there is a washbasin with a bronze mirror hanging on it, and the boy's pair of stinky cloth shoes that are so dirty that they are unsightly.

I don't know if the boy's cloth shoes are too dirty and smelly, or the bronze mirror is too bright, Lan Juan's eyes hurt.Rubbing his eyes, he stood up with his left hand on the ground.He pushed away the skinny monkey boy standing in front of him, walked to the bronze mirror and washed his face.

The person in the mirror looked unparalleled and handsome, his eyebrows were drawn out like swords, and there was a bit of tenderness.With a stern and dignified appearance, and a gorgeous color on the corner of her lips, she is also a stunner in the world.People in the world are often deceived by beauty, but Lan Juan never thought that one day he would be deceived by "my" beauty.

But this "beauty" does not match her temperament.A light green Tsing Yi of inferior fabric, black hair combed high, two strands of hair scattered on the forehead, looking no better than the servant behind him.No one would have guessed that the owner of this body is a master in this palace.

Lan Juan sneered at the handsome and extraordinary man in the mirror, and cursed angrily, "Damn it." He thought that cheating was only available in the underworld, but now it is popular in the underworld.

Lan Juan had just died not long ago, and his body in his previous life may still be warming up now, so maybe there is still time to rescue him.It's a pity that there is a popular word among human beings called "putting him into the ground for safety". If he is buried in the ground, he is embarrassed to disturb him by digging him out again, so that he misses this golden opportunity for resurrection and becomes an obsolete time traveler.

In his previous life, he was an executive of an electronics company.Although he grew up in a wealthy family, he didn't rely too much on his parents. He worked hard for several years and came to a house of two hundred square meters in the city center and a luxury car that would make people look at him more. Excellent level.However, this good life was only passed at the age of 31. A girl in Hanfu jumped from a tall building and hit him on the forehead as he passed by, directly hitting him in front of the ghost messenger.

"It's a good thing for you to die for benevolence. After drinking this soup, you can choose what kind of child you want to reincarnate in the next life." There are so many ghosts and ghosts. Seeing Lan Juan holding the soup in his hand in a daze, he knew that he hadn't gotten used to it yet. Regarding the matter of life and death, he continued, "If you have any thoughts, you can talk about it now."

"I don't want to start from scratch." Lan Juan said for a long time, "Learning to walk, learn to shit, learn to pee, study and take exams, this kind of memory is enough once, I don't want to do it again. Can you pick up a memory that has lived for ten years?" Seven or eight-year-old semi-finished product reincarnated?"

The ghost almost nodded: "Yes."

Lan Juan: "In this life, my status as a rich second generation is not enough to fight. In the next life, let me be a royal family. I will definitely change my mind and start a salted fish again. I will not work hard for more than ten years. Once I return to the pre-liberation .”

The ghost almost nodded: "Yes."

Lan Juan knew that people should not be too greedy, and that half-finished products of the royal family can lead a good life, which is already enough.Po Meng drank half of the soup, and when there was still half left, he said: "By the way, if you are not satisfied after reincarnation, will you guarantee the sale?"

The ghost almost nodded halfway, hurriedly stopped the car, and raised it again: "This?"

Another ghost messenger said: "My dear, drink this bowl of Mengpo soup, and you will not remember these things after reincarnation. If you still remember and are not satisfied with the fetus you entered, I suggest you die at that time." Once."

The body that Lan Juan reincarnated into was named Lan Jiansu.Lan Jiansu was already 17 years old when his soul came over, and he was a half-finished product.This person is the second prince who is the successor of the current emperor. He was born in a wealthy family and belonged to the royal family.But before "Second Prince", the word "Qian" has to be added.The unscrupulous ghosts sold out-of-date products, shoddy them as good ones, and cheated him, a dead man.

More than a year ago, Lan Jiansu made a big mistake and was kicked out of the family tree by his own father, who is the current emperor, and gave an heir to King Zhenxian to be the bastard.Half a month ago, Lan Jiansu's boat fell into the lake, and his soul returned to the west. The ghost messenger picked up a leak and stuffed Lan Juan's soul into it.

It is a mistake to think that being a prince can earn some good treatment in the palace.Lan Jiansu falling into Prince Zhenxian's mansion is like a sheep entering a tiger's mouth or a rabbit entering a wolf's den.

The reason for this has to start two years ago.

King Zhenxian was a vassal king with a different surname in the Feng Dynasty. His ancestors followed the emperor Taizu and made great contributions to the country, so he was granted the territory of Zhenyou and became the vassal king of Zhenyou.Today's Holy Majesty has always had four points of awe and five points of fear for King Zhenxian, and one point of seeing him unhappy, but he must hold back.

Today's Prince Zhenxian inherits his father's title, leads the rich and prosperous Zhenyou, enjoys the blessings of the heavens, and has a pair of stunning sons and daughters.

It's just that the characters of these two sons and daughters are "absolutely" too much.

The son Su Yin was worried about being a dandy by nature and being a romantic.The little princess Su Qianqian is unruly and capricious, with an impulsive temper.Two years ago, at the crown prince's [-]th birthday banquet, King Zhenxian was ordered by the emperor to bring the two sons and daughters to Beijing to celebrate.While visiting the garden to enjoy the flowers, the little princess fell in love with Lan Jiansu's good looks, and openly asked the emperor for a marriage.

The king of Zhenxian loves daughters by nature, following the wishes of the little princess, he begged the emperor to give him a happy event.The emperor couldn't refuse because of his face, so he had no choice but to propose marriage for the two.Lan Jiansu had nothing to say at the moment, but the next day he would meet with the princess Fengxian by the river, and asked her to ask the emperor to take back her promise, and he absolutely could not agree to this marriage.

Su Qianqian was born delicate and beautiful, and after Jiji, there is no shortage of people who propose marriage and offer good things.Even if Lan Jian Su Gui is the prince, refusing to marry her also makes her feel unhappy.Su Qianqian got angry and pointed at Feng Xianhe and threatened: "You must marry me, if you don't marry me, I will jump into the river."

Lan Jiansu is a half-bucket narcissus in the common population, commonly known as a half-immortal.Since he is a half-immortal, he is not an ordinary person, and naturally he does not have the three views of ordinary people.He didn't say anything for a moment, then raised his hand: "That's Qing Tiao."

The little princess came up fiercely, rushed towards Fengxian River, plopped into the river and died, his ambition was magnificent.

King Zhen Xian was free that day, so he sneaked up and saw the girl falling into the river, and suddenly grew out of the shady bushes by the river bank, and rushed to the river bank, just in time to see a circle of water splashes spreading outward.The attendant jumped into the river to save people, and King Zhenxian wailed by the riverside: "Qianqian, Qianqian! Qianqian, why are you so stupid, your mother jumped into the river to death, how can you follow your mother's example? God, how could you treat me like this? ? It’s not enough for this king’s concubine to be He Bo’s wife, why should my daughter also be He Bo’s wife!”

King Zhen Xian's howling was piercing his lungs and heart, it sounded a bit miserable.Feng Xianhe's Uncle He is somewhat enviably blessed.

The attendants salvaged for a while, and found the dead body of the little princess.King Zhenxian's howling became louder and louder, and he pointed at Lan Jiansu and trembled: "Lan Jiansu, even if you are a prince, I will never live with you from now on! Don't fall into my hands sooner or later, or you will be born." Better to die!"

God's will tricks people.It was good that it fell into his hands, but who would have thought that Lan Jiansu would become his son two years later, and any one of them would have to greet heaven, "Is your mother well?"

A bowl of Mengpo soup after death, the memory of the previous life is completely forgotten, and no one can blame the world for who or what will be ordered in the next life.If this is the case, it doesn't matter if Lan Juan accepts his fate.But this bowl of Mengpo soup was mixed with water to fake it, and his memory of his previous life came back to him after two days in a trance.Last night, mustering up the courage, I slammed my head against the south wall, thinking that I could go out of my body and go to the ghost messenger to ask for clarification. I never thought about a good night's sleep, and I woke up from the big dream and was still in the palace.

Speaking of this bowl of counterfeit Mengpo soup, Lan Juan's heart is stuffy and his throat is stuffy, especially unhappy.Its unpleasantness is comparable to eating a bowl of wonton soup that stirred up the store's nose.

Lan Juan not only remembers the memory of his previous life, but also has the memory of the 17 years when Lan Jiansu was alive.

This second prince, since he was a child, can see things that others cannot see.When he was six years old, he went to the south of the Yangtze River with his father, and met a stinky Taoist priest on the way. He was tricked by the stinky Taoist priest to learn half-baked spells for several months.After returning to the palace, Lan Jiansu became increasingly obsessed with metaphysics and Taoism, and wanted to control ghosts in the underworld. After the incident, she was reprimanded and grounded by the emperor.A year and a half ago, Lan Jiansu secretly opened an altar in the bedroom to try to summon the ghost to ask the destiny.How did he know that it was not enough, and he devoured his mother and concubine, and his mother and concubine Shuhui died madly scratching her face in the courtyard.

The emperor asked with tears in his eyes, "Why is your mother and concubine like this?"

Lan Jiansu replied: "Suddenly returning to the ancestors, the upper body of the crazy monkey."

The emperor said "ah", the corners of his eyebrows and mouth twitched, and he scolded Lan Jiansu: "You are treasonous! You compare your mother and concubine to a mad monkey, are you falsely telling me that I married a mad monkey as my concubine? The second prince is confused, You are full of nonsense, and you will be banned from Xiangren Palace from now on, and you are not allowed to step out of the palace!"

This confinement suits Lan Jiansu's heart, and he lives alone in a palace without anyone coming to bother him, so he can practice and ask questions with peace of mind.How do you know that the next month the prince suddenly fell ill, coughing and diarrhea day and night, and fell into a coma.Qin Tianjian watched the sky at night and pointed out that the nemesis was the second prince who lived in the West Palace.A group of eunuchs searched the second prince's bedroom overnight, and found a prince's villain covered with seven red embroidery needles, a ring-shaped jade pendant, and two fragments of mysterious pages.

There are two broken pages, one records the technique of disgusting victory, and the other records the god Yu Jue who can summon Yin soldiers.The queen snatched the number of broken pages and threw herself to the ground with screams: "The second son of the emperor, Jian Su, used the technique of disgusting victory to harm the prince! Not only that, he also secretly hid the god Yu Jue who can summon Yin soldiers, this... This is... this is a delusion to gather Yin soldiers to rebel, to seize, to seize the Holy Throne!"

The emperor was trembling all over, his face was pale, and he was sweating profusely. His face was like old pulp soup stirred in a paper mill, and the blood on his lips had faded to turmeric juice. His whole face seemed to be wrapped in a piece of white flour mud.

Lan Jiansu got excited and retorted to the queen: "My son, his mother is free to carve a jade ring for fun, and you can accuse me of holding a treacherous jade to summon Yin soldiers. If my son goes out to fly a kite, are you Isn't it possible to say that my son is going to heaven?"

"Bold!" As soon as these words fell, the emperor slapped Lan Jiansu across the face, "Your father is the emperor, but you want to go to heaven, so why do you want to be my father? It's a big treason! It's a big treason! I see you are being raped by these The witchcraft has dazzled my head, come here, and smash this strange jade to me!"

Lan Jiansu's face was hot and bloody, and he saw the chief eunuch lift a stone and walk forward with his big butt twisting.Lifting the stone with both hands, it hit the jade ring with a loud bang.

The jade ring made by himself was broken into pieces, Lan Jiansu couldn't be mad, his hands turned into claws, clawed out of nothing, and shouted from the bottom of his heart: "Ah! Xiba!"

So the folk storyteller thought about this, and held the case against the case: "The second prince went crazy, and he spoke Korean. The Holy One is deeply afraid that he wants to invite the enemy's evil soldiers. This is a big treason, and it also adds the crime of collaborating with the enemy and betraying the country. It's just that the matter has not come to fruition, there is only evidence, so it is not good to jump to conclusions. I think he is only suspected of being involved, but he has not acted yet, and he is a member of the royal family, so the end cannot be too ugly, so he only took his princely position and told him to get out Go to the imperial palace and be the concubine of King Zhenxian."

Thinking about this memory, Lan Juan shook his head: Most emperors are mentally handicapped, with cerebral palsy, able to control Yin soldiers, what kind of human throne are they fighting for, why not just fight with the Heavenly Emperor and Ghost King?

It can be seen that the reason for this is that the emperor's brain is not well understood.

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