last night suddenly dreamed of mountains and rivers

There was a lot of noise outside the house, a tall maid with a bun tied a short maid and stood at Lan Jiansu's door, one tall and one short silhouettes were pasted on the hemp paper on the door lattice.

"Second Master Lan, your pig has caught Ah Qin's obscene clothes, won't you come out and give an explanation?"

It was a tall maidservant who spoke, and the ribbon on her double bun moved with her head, her high-pitched voice was about to pierce the paper on the four sides of the door, and what stuck behind was the cry of a pig.

Without hearing the voice of anyone in the room, the tall servant girl called "Second Lord Lan" twice again.

Lan Jiansu turned his attention from the world of memories in the bronze mirror, heard the servant girl calling twice, and went to open the door.

Two immature yellow faces were pressed together, and the tall maid had a green face, looking at it with anger.The short maid buried half of her face behind the tall one's shoulders, her face was red and dry, she was in some kind of predicament.

These two little maids are the maids by the prince's side, and they occasionally send messages to Lan Jiansu on behalf of the prince or the prince.I have always been displeased with this vicious and derelict prince, and people before and after will always speak ill of him.It is said that Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs, and the second prince, a useless tiger without claws, can scratch both claws of a cat or a dog.

In the loess courtyard in front of the house, a black-faced, pink-bodied, chubby little fragrant pig was sprinting left and right with a red bellyband in its mouth, and its four short legs kicked up a cloud of dust.

Lan Jiansu, who was allergic to fine dust in her previous life, raised her sleeves to cover her nose, revealing only a pair of phoenix eyes with well-proportioned pupils and whites, and glanced at the squawking little fragrant pig with distaste: "This pig is too lewd, I'll turn around!" I will definitely peel it and put it in the pot, and share it with the two of you."

The tall maid pursed her lips and said: "Farewell, Second Master Lan, who would dare to eat the golden pig you brought from the palace? Wouldn't you be afraid of losing your life if you eat it?"

During the few months when Lan Jiansu was confined in the palace, he had no interest in leisure, so he asked the little eunuch to touch some cats and dogs for him to play with, but the little eunuch didn't touch any cats or dogs, so he quietly touched a gift from the governor of Qianzhou. little piggy.This piglet was disliked by the people in the palace, and he killed it without two bites of meat to eat. It took a lot of effort to raise it. The masters were all displeased, and they were worried that they had nowhere to put it. It happened that the second prince touched it, and everyone was happy.The second prince had a good time with it, and when he was kicked out of the palace, he took the piggy away with him.

The tall servant girl shook her head and twisted her neck: "You can't take a good look at it, so I'll trouble you, build a pigsty and lock it up, so that it won't hurt others twice in three days and make people suffer."

Lan Jiansu raised a finger: "That makes sense." Pointing down at the ground under the servant girl's feet, "I think the ground is not bad, you stand just right, and the piggy should sleep here too .”

The little maid was ignorant and didn't understand the deep meaning of the words, but the tall maid read out some hints of sarcasm from him, and put the word "you" in her mouth with wide eyes.

Before the words came out, the little fragrant pig showed all his strength, turned around with four short legs, and ran towards Lan Jiansu shaking his body full of fat.Lan Jiansu withdrew to refuse, but before he could shake his head back and forth, the little fragrant pig had already thrown himself into his arms, wiped two pieces of ink-stained head and made a stinky scum on his chest, and the obscene clothes fell on him. toe boots.

The obscene clothes accidentally fell on his boot toe, which of course was not Lan Jiansu's original intention.But the ancients are often very strange, if a man accidentally does something that is frivolous to a woman, people will think that it must be the man's original intention.

Under Lan Jiansu's "original intention", the little girl's face flushed like a wolf's peach, and she burst into tears with a "wow".

The tall servant girl was furious, her brows raised to the sky: "Ah Qin is unmarried, why do you humiliate her like this!"

Lan Jiansu said, "Me, this?"

Strangely, when the "victim" cries and others criticize, the "prisoner" will mistakenly think that this is his original intention, and fall into guilt and embarrassment.

With such unreasonable guilt and embarrassment, Lan Jiansu picked up the red cloth and handed it to Ah Qin, and said softly, "Don't cry, don't cry, I'll give it back to you."

Ah Qin's crying stopped suddenly, her two teary eyes were big, and then she howled again, doubling her voice.It is a shameful thing for a woman's obscene clothes to be held by a man.Lan Juan, whose mind has not turned from the 21st century, forgot this common sense.His unintentional frivolity became even more frivolous.

"Second Master Lan, you are too deceitful!" The tall servant girl stomped her feet several times, and quickly stamped out a hole in the ground, "When the son comes back, he must be the master for us!" She snatched the obscene clothes from Lan Jiansu's hand , Pulled up Ah Qin and walked away, sending down a cloud of angry yellow dust.

Lan Jiansu covered her face with her wide sleeves, covering her nose more tightly.

Lan Jiansu pushed aside the little piggy that was desperately trying to get on him, dipped his fingertips in tea, and wrote a few formulas on the table.

After not doing physics problems for several years, he returned to his old career, just to calculate how much speed he can hit the south wall in one second, so that he can get out of his body successfully once.

This morning, I invited the young man who had not been away for a long time, and then swaggered open the door and came in: "Second Master Lan, His Royal Highness is back, and I want you to go there. His Royal Highness said that you must go. If you don't, he will call someone Come and invite you in person." The young servant held his right hand with his left hand, and there was a secret joy on his face that he was about to watch a good show, he turned his body to the side, and put his hand to the door, "Second Master, don't cause trouble for us little ones. Yes, please."

I have heard for a long time that the son Su Yin is worried about indulging in prostitution, corruption and arrogance.Drinking wine during the day, looking for flowers and willows at night.Its appearance is very beautiful, compared with Xu Gongwei Jie, he is the only one among the flowers.Lan Jiansu came to the palace for several days, but met him only a few times.Su Yinyou harbored hatred for losing her sister, and was always unkind to Lan Jiansu.This summoning may not be an excuse, but Lan Jiansu must show some color.

Yinhaizhai is ten miles away with strange fragrance, red gauze and purple tents, just like a fireworks building embedded in a palace.It is heard that the son hides his beauty in this building, and men and women live together here.The prince promised to have such a lewd mansion in his mansion, which shows that he loves his son beyond measure.

The man in the hall is wearing a gold embroidered white gown, reclining on a Hainan huanghuali chair, with his two long legs crossed on the blood beech hot plum crescent table.The eyelashes are thick and long, and the peach blossom eyes under the eyelashes are full of spring, staring carefully at the exquisite jade sheep in his hand, picking out the flaws of this jade sheep from time to time.

The maid was only wearing tulle, no obscene clothes inside, her breasts were visible, she knelt on the ground, holding the plate with one hand, and feeding the walnut cake into the man's mouth with the other.Under the hall, a few maidservants danced and sang without clothes and shoes, and the melodious voice was endless.

erosion!Lan Jiansu hated to spit out the word.I think he lived for more than [-] years before, and he felt that he lived a luxurious and elegant life, and he had never experienced such a decadent life.Now that my eyes have been opened, I feel more or less cynical.

Su Yin was worried when she heard that people entered the room, she raised her eyes to see, her eyes were full of sparkling waves, like willows with long eyebrows, her lips were moist and crystal red, extremely charming.

Lan Jiansu took a closer look at his whole appearance, and thought to himself: How can a man be so charming?

Seeing that he was standing up straight without any other movements, Su Yin said with a sneer, "It seems that the second master has not yet adapted to being a concubine, and he is not polite when he sees the elder brother."

Su Yinyou was a year older than Lan Jiansu, when they met each other in the past, Su Yinyou was so worried that he would respectfully call him Second Prince.Now that the status is different, Lan Jiansu is a bit lower than him in terms of age and status, so the etiquette can be easily changed.

But this little bastard is only more than half his age in his previous life. If he is asked to salute, wouldn't he lose the face he has grown in vain for 30 years?Scholars can talk loudly, but don't kneel down.Lan Jiansu smiled and said, "Courtesy comes from the heart and not on the outside. I don't respect you on the surface, but I worship you like a god in my heart."

Su Yin snorted coldly twice: "I still think it's hypocritical for you to salute on the surface, but you respect me as a god in your heart, that's really a ghost."

With a forced nod, Lan Jiansu said: "If the elder brother summoned the foolish brother just to teach him the way of etiquette, then the foolish brother will learn how to resign now." He clasped his hands indiscriminately and walked out of the door.

Su Yinyou thought that Lan Jiansu was speechless because of making things difficult, but she happily took a piece of walnut cake in her mouth. Seeing that Lan Jiansu was about to run away after a perfunctory meal, she stood up before she could swallow the cake in her mouth: "Lan Jiansu You are bold!"

Lan Jiansu's footsteps were steep, he spun around, and turned around: "Why am I so bold?"

Su Yin worried about the piece of pastry and slurred her speech: "I am the son of the world, you are the son of the son. The son of the son is rude to the son of the world, no distinction is made between superiority and inferiority. I am a brother, and you are a younger brother. If you offend your elder brother, the elder and younger will be out of order!"

Although she has a bewitching appearance, she is extremely domineering in her bones.

Seeing that Lan Jiansu couldn't do it well, he had to show a good attitude, and apologized emotionally: "After listening to this lesson, my foolish brother realized that he was deeply remorseful, so I will go back and confess and repent again..."

Su Yin worried: "You... Cough! Cough! Cough!"

Lan Jiansu lowered his eyebrows and watched the scene before the end of the play, when he saw His Majesty coughing up phlegm, covering his chest with one hand and covering his mouth with the other, coughing violently, it seemed that he was caught by the walnut cake that slipped into his mouth throat.The kneeling servant girl and the young servants hurriedly gathered around, all of them at a loss: "Master! How are you, Master?"

Although extremely domineering, but also very delicate.Su Yinyou beat her chest and stomped her feet, but she still couldn't cough out the foreign object in her throat, her face was covered with a deep blue, as if she would die of breath in a moment, and her mind would return to the west.

I haven't seen the ghost messenger yet, how can I let you go to see the ghost first?Lan Jiansu then rolled up his sleeves, pushed the servant girl and the servant away: "Stay away and let me, the younger brother, come."

Lan Jiansu looked Su Yinyou up and down, his eyes finally settled on his perky buttocks.

Taking two steps back, Lan Jiansu aimed at the target, raised his left foot, kicked Su Yin's worried butt hard with all his might.

Su Yinyou staggered forward, the naughty walnut cake was finally spit out from his throat, and it was sticky on the ground.

After recovering a little life and coughing back the soul of Guixi, Su Yin turned around and stared at the person who kicked him worryingly and ungratefully, her face was red from coughing or why: "Lan Jiansu, you... how dare you kick me?" The...you...how dare you kick me!"

Lan Jiansu's eyes were innocent: "My brother is afraid that you will choke to death, so I have no choice but to do this. Although there is a folk method, you can squeeze out foreign objects in your throat by hugging your waist and strangling your belly. But my brother is afraid that hugging and hugging you will be frivolous to you, so I just I can dare to use my foot to lighten my buttocks."

Su Yinyou's complexion turned from red to blue, and from blue to red again, it was no better than being frivolous all over her body.Out of a thousand words, only one out of a thousand words: "Get lost!"

Lan Jiansu seemed to be pardoned, and his steps were faster than flying: "I dare not disobey my brother's order, so I'm going to get out."

Su Yinyou was spoiled and spoiled since she was a child, even if she hangs out with male favorites, it is only him who flirts with men's backs, who dares to be flirtatious behind him?Lan Jiansu's action made him feel ashamed and full of grievances.Immediately, he ate two plates of walnut cakes aggrieved, and immediately ran to complain to King Zhenxian.

King Zhenxian was writing documents in the book pavilion, listening to Aizi crying.The pen in his hand dropped to the ground, marking two spots of ink on the ocher floor tiles.

"I think he is of the blood of the Holy One after all, and he has already given enough face, so it will not be too ugly for him. But whoever has offended me, King Zhen Xian, who has not tasted my tricks when I go out and ask? So arrogant and domineering!" Even in the scorching summer, King Zhen Xian was still trembling with cold air, and his mustache flew into the sky, as if the world would never get better.

Shaking with excitement, Lan Jiansu shouted loudly outside: "Father! Father! Father, help!"

King Zhen Xian said: "It's just in time, let's ask him to settle the account."

Lan Jiansu recklessly fell halfway into the bookstore, and just stepped on the Langhao brush that King Zhenxian had dropped on the ground.He moved his foot, grabbed the wolf pen, held it in his hand, and continued to shout: "Father, help!"

King Zhenxian looked away coldly, and asked coldly, "What's the sudden surprise?"

"What the son wants to say is of great importance."

The prince let out a cold sigh, and said in his heart: What could be more important than you bullying my son?

Lan Jiansu swallowed dry saliva, and said seriously, "Someone wants to kill me."

Just now when he returned to the house, several darts passed through the door one after another, all flying towards him.He jumped into the cabinet in a jerk, lucky to save his life.

After the shock settled down, he suddenly remembered that these days, someone has been trying to kill the original owner.Fortunately, before falling into the lake, the original owner was agile, witty and clever, and could hide anywhere from the roof of the beam to the floor, and escaped death several times.Thinking about it this way, the original owner fell into the lake half a month ago, maybe he was murdered by someone.

The ancient royal family had this bad point, they were always being plotted against.Whether it is the emperor, the prince, the powerful or the trash, being assassinated by others is an unavoidable top-notch main course in life.Lan Juan often wondered whether it was the ancient killers who were too idle, or the ancient killers were afraid that these royal families would be too idle.

Although Lan Juan, whose soul was transmigrated into Lan Jiansu, begged to die, he wanted to die by himself.Death by oneself and being killed by others are conceptually different after all.To use a vulgar metaphor, a husband and wife should "do business" between two parties. Doing business consensually and doing business forcefully by one party are completely different in nature.So as soon as he realized that someone was going to kill him, he became very reluctant to die.

King Zhenxian snorted and said, "He started talking nonsense again. The palace is heavily guarded. How could no one notice an assassin coming in? You have a stubborn temper. You stole knives and swords many times before to make these nonsense. I will send someone carefully. I checked, and the swords, needles and darts you gave me earlier are all inferior goods in the market. If you want to make a new one, find some good ones!"

After Lan Jiansu heard what he said, the plum blossom dart that he wanted to show as evidence was hidden back in his sleeve.This prince has hatred for him, and if he finds out something, he will destroy the evidence and let the killer come to take his life.So it's better to find the real culprit by yourself, and it's better than dying in vain.

Su Yinyou said contemptuously: "Every day you are clamoring that someone wants to kill you. With your nature, if you don't kill others, the whole world will celebrate."

Lan Jiansu thought otherwise: "Brother Shizi, how did you say that? My brother saved your life just now, so you must have a good temperament."

"Ha, ha, ha." Su Yinyou laughed three times, mocking Lan Jiansu and said, "You can say that, and you are not very cheeky. Everyone knows that you are vicious and rude. Are you just now? Whether it was to save me, or to kick me, I don't know."

Lan Jiansu only said that he saved his life.How did he save it, did he kick it, he didn’t say anything, and pretended to be crazy: “Where did I kick it, why can’t I remember?”

"Stop pretending to be crazy to me." Su Yinyou turned her back in a daze, pointed at her buttocks and said, "In this place, Yin'er is still there."

Lan Jiansu said, "How did you kick it? Did you kick it like this?" He raised his foot and kicked him on the buttocks again.

"Ah!" Su Yinyou jumped forward and fell to the ground, her face was covered with ashes.

Zhenxian Wang's giant palm slapped the desk violently, and his thick thick eyebrows rolled up with anger: "Bold! As a bastard, how can you be rough on your son?"

Lan Jiansu was full of apologies, and said modestly, "I'm sorry, I just wanted to restore the scene that Shizi said, but I was too involved and lost my sense of proportion." The restoration of this scene was indeed too good.

The prince turned over and sat up, his glamorous face was covered with ashes, he gritted his teeth and said, "Lan Jiansu...!"

"Hey, hey, it's my brother's fault. My brother apologizes to you. My brother is sorry." Lan Jiansu took a few steps forward and stretched out his hands to him, "Brother, how is your waist? Brother, give you a hand?"

The anger in Su Yin's worried pupils was urgently accompanied by panic, and her buttocks moved back frequently: "Don't come here!"

Lan Jiansu stood still: "I won't go."

Zhenxian Dynasty clapped his hands at the innocent desk again, and said at a loss: "You are bold!"

Lan Jiansu lowered his head: "Yes, my son is bold." But when he saw a pine flower imperial inkstone on the desk was shaken to the edge of the table and was about to fall, he stretched out his hands to support it.

King Zhenxian suddenly felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and shouted sharply: "That inkstone was given by the late emperor, don't touch it!"

Lan Jiansu immediately withdrew her hands and raised them high: "Then I won't touch it."

Songhua Yuyan lost the last life-saving straw, threw herself to the ground in despair, cracked, and turned into four pieces.

King Zhenxian sucked in his old breath, stared at his tongue, his legs trembled, knelt beside the inkstone, and wept miserably: "The late emperor!"

Lan Jiansu still raised his hands high: "It fell by itself, you can see it, I never touched it."

The whole body retreats and the blue gradually recovers.

King Zhen Xian stared at him with bulging eyes: "You...! You...!" His chest heaved and heaved, his breathing was as fast as the wind, and his eyes gradually turned white.

Su Yin hurriedly crawled over from the ground, supported King Zhen Xian's back, two lines of tears rolled down: "Father! How are you, Father?"

Lan Jiansu rolled up his sleeves: "Stand back, let me be your son." Kneeling down beside King Zhen Xian, he followed his chest, "Father calm down, do as I say, take a deep breath, Exhale, inhale! Exhale, inhale! Yes, that's right, push hard, push hard!"

King Zhenxian followed him, exhaling, inhaling, exhaling, his pupils turned black, and he finally took a breath, and his voice was like a Hong Zhong: "Get out!"