Sao Nian, facial paralysis is a disease

"Let's stay here today." Ilmi took Alice to stay at the Baychwall Hotel.

"Yeah." Alice responded softly and yawned.

"I want a double room." Ilmi looked at the sleepy Alice and said to the counter staff.

"Okay, here are your keys, I wish you a pleasant stay."

Alice didn't notice the conversation between the Il fan and the counter staff at all, and fell asleep alone.

"Let's go." Yi Ermi pulled the unconscious Alice away.

Alice walked to the end of the room and fell on the bed, covering her head and sleeping.

Yi Ermi looked at Alice's defenseless sleeping face and sighed slightly, I am also a man after all, can't you pay attention?

Elmi shook her head and walked into the bathroom.

……

The next day—

"Good morning, Yiermi." Alice greeted Yiermi who was sleeping next to her in a daze.

However, by the way, how could Il fans be in my room, on my bed?my bed! !

"You, you, you, how could it be..." Alice's sleepy bugs were all scared away at once, and she pointed at Yiermi in horror and said intermittently.

"Didn't you book a room because you knew I hadn't?" Ilmi stood up calmly and pressed Alice's hand, gently smoothing Alice's messy sleeping hair.

"Yes, is it?" Alice suddenly had a feeling of uncertainty, as if she couldn't remember things after meeting Il fans, was it an illusion?

Alice, in fact, you were just fooled ==

"Get up soon?" Yiermi tapped Alice's forehead lightly.

"Understood, what's the matter, you can knock on my sister's head casually?" Alice muttered in a low voice and walked into the bathroom slowly.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to a banquet, and you're going to attend as my female companion." The tone was clearly not an invitation but a notice, which made Alice furious.

"No! Who wants to go to such a boring banquet!"

"I remember that you seemed to have promised that Dad would be with me." Yi Ermi stared straight at Alice with a pair of dark and deep eyes, which made Alice feel an indescribable sense of guilt.

Alice cried out inwardly: So when on earth did I promise such a thing!And you!Don't look at me like that again!turn aside!

"Ah, Dad, he hates people cheating on him the most. If... he will be assassinated." Yiermi clenched one fist and tapped the other lightly, as if thinking of something suddenly.

Hello!This cliff is a threat to Hong Guoguo!Also, you are facial paralyzed!The cute and cute ones are really not suitable for you, dear!Is the Il Mini really taken away by aliens?

"I can go if you want, and the appearance fee is 500 million quid." Alice stretched out her hand in front of Ilmi, looking business-like, but in fact, Alice just wanted to find an excuse to shirk.

Yiermi readily took out the phone, "Is the check okay?"

"Yes, yes..." Alice couldn't react for a long time, and when she came back to her senses, she found that she had an extra check for 500 million ringtones in her hand.

"Say! Who are you? How dare you pretend to be an Ill fan!" This guy is definitely not an Ill fan!I will never believe that this person who readily gave money is an Il fan! !

"Sure enough, it's better to let you die once?" Yiermi picked up the scepter from nowhere and stared at Alice.

"Okay, okay, Il got my hands on it! I'm just kidding, hehe..." Just kidding!Il Mini is actually a transformation system, right?

"Ah, I was joking too." Enough is enough!Il fans, old man, please stop making jokes with this paralyzed face, okay?Alice said she couldn't accept it!

"That..." Alice looked at the Nian Nai that Yi Ermi hadn't taken back, and she was in a lingering fear, she really died without paying attention!Uh...my sister doesn't seem to be able to hang up...

"Ok?"

"Well, the check you gave me can be cashed." Is it really possible?Ill fans really vomit their money back?can you? ?

"Hmm." That's enough, I can't communicate with you, this sullen man.

"But, I don't have clothes for the banquet..." Alice said weakly.

"Ah, mom has already prepared the dresses for us." While talking, Yiermi took out a snow-white kimono from the closet, "Mom recently fell in love with the national costumes of a certain island country, and I heard that this is their dress. "A dress is a dress, but...

Nima, this is white dirt!White dirt! !

"That, Yier fan, this is the clothes that people will wear when they get married in their country."

"Ah, is that so? Then wear it when you get married." Ilmi put away the white dirt.

Alice was a little annoyed when she heard Yiermi said that she would wear it when she got married. Who did he want to marry?But I am not qualified to take care of it, so all kinds of frustrations are hard to express! !

"What do you think of this one?" Yiermi took out another kimono. I have to say that it is really beautiful, both in color and pattern, but...

That's twelve single clothes, dear!Even if it is very gorgeous, I like it very much, I will not wear it out!How hot it is going to be!It's cruel to look at it!

So Alice resolutely chose a more ordinary kimono without hesitation, and suddenly felt a sense of relief. Why is it that Mao Mingjiqiu is not around Alice, but she always has the illusion that she is by her side?

That night--

Alice took Ilmi's hand and rushed to the banquet.

"Hey, Yiermini doesn't seem to be the kind of person who likes this kind of place, why would he want to attend this banquet?" Alice asked puzzledly, looking at the people around her with her head tilted.

"Target." Yiermi was like a beast ready to go, with sharp eyes watching the prey's movements, and then, waiting for the opportunity to move.

……

Didn't you say you have nothing to do? ?

I knew it was going to be like this, but you still let me go through this muddy water!And what if an accident happens when I dress like this! !

Yiermi didn't say anything, just pretended to be a young master and walked through the crowd, hiding her figure where no one was paying attention, while Alice quietly disappeared and followed behind Behind Ill.

This task seems quite simple, Alice looked at the calm Yier fan, alas, let's finish the job quickly and call it a day.

Suddenly Alice felt a sense of urgency, could it be that she was discovered?Alice turned her head and asked with her eyes, but Yi Ermi didn't look at her at all, but her slightly frowned brows revealed Yi Ermi's thoughts.

It's too bad, to be able to discover our existence, the strength of that person is above us, sure enough, you will encounter this kind of bad luck when you stay with Il fans, Il Mini, the bearer of bad luck! !

Yi Ermi didn't move, probably because she wanted to stop still, Alice just thought of Yi Ermi and moved.

Seeing the pre-emptive Il fans, Alice couldn't help complaining: Your sister!Knowing that one's own strength is not as good as others', one insists on going up to him, looking for death!Have you forgotten your family training!You think you are the hero of a hot-blooded boy manga! !

Even though she complained so much, Alice still kept an eye on the movements of the two of them. Although it was not obvious, Alice still knew that Ilmi was being suppressed.

Alice didn't dare to go there so rashly. Although she didn't want to admit it, her physical skills were indeed the worst in the brigade. Rushing up would only be of no help, and now she could only wait for the opportunity.

Alice used mind reading on that person, only to find that he hadn't expected it at all when he launched an attack, and he attacked as instinctively, which is really the worst situation.

The longer the delay, the more unfavorable it is to Yiermi, but Alice couldn't find the time at all. Alice panicked, and Yiermi's injuries began to increase.

Alice gritted her teeth and rushed out to manipulate the man, "Stop!"

Although the man only paused for 2 seconds, Yiermi found the right time to strike. Unfortunately, the manipulation was lifted at a critical moment. Although Yiermi hurt him, he missed the vital point.

The man obviously knew what the problem was, and as soon as he regained his mind, he attacked Alice. Alice was no match for the man at all, and was immediately beaten into a mess.

Yiermi intercepted the man and started wrestling with him again. Alice also waited for the opportunity to use hell way on that person. Just like this, I took advantage of the moment when the man paused and nailed the thought firmly on the man's neck, watching the man die gradually.

"I'm exhausted, it's all because of you, I even ruined my clothes!" Alice sat down on the ground in disregard of her image, the wound had already healed, but the clothes on her body had been torn apart.

"Ah, 500 million nuns." Il fan said looking at Alice's tattered clothes.

Alice looked for the check on her body,... fell apart with the clothes... fell apart with the clothes... fell apart with the clothes...

The 500 million nuns were gone just like that, the broken check in her hand drifted away with the wind, and Alice slowly weathered...

"The clothes cost 500 million ring nuns." Ilmi stared straight at Alice with her big eyes.

"What?! Isn't the clothes for me?" Alice bounced up and stared at Yi Ermi.

"No, you can choose bank transfer, mobile phone transfer, check, cash, or credit card."

There are N crossroads popping up on Alice's head, this guy is absolutely calculated! ! !

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