Sao Nian, facial paralysis is a disease

Yiermi often reports the progress of her relationship to Kiqiu, because the relationship between Yiermi and Alice is like a frog boiled in warm water, there is no progress, Kiqiu is unable to complain, expressing that he is very anxious.

So on this day, Yiermi received an express mail from Kukulu Mountain—"One Hundred Ways to Chase Girls".

On the cover it reads——

Famous critic XXX: This is a unique and unique application manual for chasing girls.No matter you are tall, rich and handsome or short and poor, no matter whether the person you want to chase is Bai Fumei or a dick, this book will definitely become your magic weapon for winning!The so-called I have a book in my hand!What are you still hesitating about?hurry up! "Chasing Girl", you deserve it!

So Il opened the book in a daze, and read it carefully...

After seeing half of the book, Yier fans planned to try the method introduced in the book, so they took action. We temporarily named this action——Xiao Yi's Difficult Way to Pursue His Wife.

The first trick: strike up a conversation with the girl you like, and swipe your existence.

Gan Ermi walked to the bedside of Alice who was still sleeping, trying to wake Alice up.

"Get up." Alice didn't respond at all and was still asleep.

"Get up." Ilmi raised the volume again, and finally responded this time. Alice frowned, turned over and continued to sleep...

"Get up!" Yiermi couldn't help frowning slightly murderous, Alice finally opened her eyes, narrowed them into a line, vaguely saw that it was Yiermi who came, greeted and then covered the quilt Then sleep on the head.

"Get up!" Il fans' current mood can definitely be described as furious, murderous like chewing Xuanmai gum, and they can't stop at all!

Alice was so frightened by the murderous aura behind her that she couldn't sleep, she jumped up immediately, and sat on the bed facing Ilmi like a schoolboy being scolded, her waist straightened.

"Well, you'll be good like this." Yi Ermi patted Alice's head, and said such words with a paralyzed face, it's against the law!

Seeing Alice's obedient appearance, Il fans expressed their satisfaction, so they started their own "talking up", from all kinds of harsh training when I was a child to my own assassination, I reported everything to Alice like a report Listen, it hasn't stopped from morning to night, Alice said that she is really hungry, can you give me some food?

In Alice's ears, Yiermi's words are simply threats. Does this mean to tell herself not to run away or she will die miserably?Alice said she could not understand.

In fact, the sense of presence of Il Mini is already very strong, so there is no need to be so angry about the sense of presence...

Il Mini has such a sense of presence, do your parents know?

The first trick: strike up a conversation with the girl you like, and brush up your sense of presence—failure!

The second trick: Ask the girl you like for a phone number.

It turns out that if you want to get a woman, you have to get her property first, so Yi Ermi thought... (Fog!)

Ilmi walked to the bedside of Alice who was still sleeping, trying to wake Alice up.

"Get up." Alice turned over.

"Get up." Alice covered her head.

"Get up." Alice bounced up.

"Hand over your phone." This is simply the rhythm of robbery, and I can't complain.

"Do you want my phone number?" Alice tilted her head and looked at the paralyzed Yiermi, completely unable to see what he wanted to do. Doesn't he have a phone himself?

"Telephone." Yier fans still cherish words like gold, and the book says telephone.

Although Alice didn't know what happened, she still obediently handed over her mobile phone. In this world, only people who know the current affairs can live for a long time.

Il fans put the phone in the pocket, and then...no more...

Sure enough, we don't understand the world of great gods...

The second trick: ask the girl you like for a phone number - fail!

The third trick: give flowers to beauties.

It turns out that women like that kind of thing. This kind of hobby is very good and worth cultivating. (heavy fog!!)

Ilmi walked to the bedside of Alice who was still sleeping, trying to wake Alice up.

"Get up." Head covered.

"Get up." Bounce.

Alice was sitting upright looking at Yi Ermi. What kind of medicine did this guy take these days?It's so annoying!

"I have something to give you." Alice's heart trembled, it must be something good!

Thinking about the abnormal Irmi these days, Alice has a very bad feeling, "Yes, is it?"

"Ah, it's right at the door." Ilmi signaled Alice to go out to receive the gift. Alice was very uneasy!Can I come back alive after going out by myself?

Alice has made all kinds of psychological preparations, she will die sooner or later, it is better to die early and live sooner, and then she opens the door, and the one who comes into view is——

Eat, eat, piranhas! !

Don't bring such a playful person!That's a piranha!And it's a rare and ferocious species!Il Mini, how much do you miss my various deaths! !This thing eats meat!

After a fierce battle, Alice collapsed... Il fans, let's go our separate ways and be separated forever!

The third trick: Flowers to beauties - failure!

The fourth trick: dating movies are indispensable.

It turned out to be the case, Yiermi suddenly realized. (Thick fog!!!)

"Get up." Bounce.

Alice said that now she has practiced the great reflex of Ilmi's voice condition, and my mother no longer has to worry about my staying in bed...

"Let's go to the movies." Is this, this, this really an Il fan?You are really possessed by someone from Professor Du Xing!Il fans are so romantic! !

So afterwards Alice said that she must have been deceived by lard at the time!

"Wait a minute, I'm going to change clothes."

Yi Erfan tilted his head and thought, why do you have to change clothes when watching movies online?Il fans expressed their perplexity.

Alice changed her clothes, "Let's go."

"Where?"

"..." Does Yiermini have intermittent amnesia or intermittent stupidity, go see a doctor, don't give up treatment! "Didn't you say go to the movies?"

"Online."

Well, I might have misunderstood... Alice was already unable to complain.

So the two started watching the movie - "Chain Saw Massacre".

Alice said that she can get along with Ilmi calmly, no matter what happens, but it has been proved-that is impossible!

From early in the morning, I dragged Alice to watch all kinds of bloody, perverted and violent movies, and watched them all day long!The point is that that person doesn't even feed people!Also let people live! !

The fourth trick: Dating movies are indispensable-failure! !

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The nth move... failed!

Alice said that she couldn't hold anymore...

Finally, Alice couldn't bear it and said to Yier fans, "Irmi should go to the doctor as soon as possible."

The next day—

Everything is back to normal, there are many missing books on the Ilmi desk, of course Alice doesn't know about it.

"A well-known writer died at home yesterday. He was suspected of being killed. The method is very similar to that of the notorious Beating Enemy Family. The details are still under investigation. The reporter will follow up and report you in detail."

A certain writer was wronged, and I clearly wrote the postscript—the above tricks are for reference only! ! !

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