[Orc] Dandan Planet Adventures

Since it was just a temporary idea, Hu Hansan didn't realize that he was using his native language just now when he saw Toby looking at him with a puzzled face.Speaking of it, even if he doesn't use his native language, he still doesn't know how to express it, because he still doesn't know how to say the word pee.

So after going around twice, Hu Hansan changed his word to express it.

"I want to shush, shush..." Fearing that Toby wouldn't understand, Hu Hansan specially shrugged his shoulders and jumped on tiptoe a few times in place to express his impatience. It looks like a monkey that only performs in a circus.

Toby really lived up to his expectations. After watching his movements, he clapped his hands together and suddenly realized. Hu Hansan smiled when he saw that his goal was achieved.

"You want to dance?"

……

The so-called falling from heaven to hell is to describe Hu Hansan's current situation, his smile froze at the corner of his mouth, and he began to reflect on why he believed in Toby's comprehension ability so easily?

Where on earth did he know he wanted to dance?

"No, it's not dancing." Holding his forehead with one hand, Hu Hansan quickly thought of other ways of expression.

Hush, used it, fork it off, you won’t talk about peeing, fork it off, what about water?This should be more obvious.

"I want to release water, to excrete the water in my body..." Hu Hansan struggled with the words, trying to express his meaning clearly.

"Put...water?" Searching through all the words, Toby finally equates water with pee, "Do you want to pee?" Lifting his thong with the palm of his hand, Toby revealed his sagging The little|brother.

A row of black lines suddenly fell on Hu Hansan's forehead.

It's good to understand, do you have to make such a wretched action?

"Yes, it's pee, so you move your head away first." Imitating Toby's pronunciation of the word pee, Hu Hansan resisted the urge to roll his eyes and said word by word.

Toby scratched his head obediently and moved away.

The wind outside the cave whistled, and when he moved away, he immediately went into the cave again. Hu Hansan crossed his hands on his arms and rubbed each other, shaking his body and went out of the cave under Toby's gaze.

The air outside is very good, probably because there are trees here, so the aroma of plants is all inhaled into the nose, Hu Hansan leaned towards the wall of the cave entrance, and lifted up the grass skirt with his back to Toby.

The weak little Ah San trembled twice under the blowing of the cold wind, Hu Hansan grabbed it and turned the exit to the bushes below.

Hu Hansan was afraid that there would be an unpleasant smell when peeing outside the cave, so Hu Hansan specially set the excretion place below. Firstly, the location is a little far away from the wind, and secondly, it will not be an obstacle to the view if you can’t see it. Mind, Hu Hansan quickly relaxed.

If I had known earlier, I would not drink so much water when taking a shower.

The urge to urinate, which had been held back for a day, quickly gathered at the small hole along the organs in the body. Hu Hansan shook the top of it, and the pale yellow water burst out of the gate like a flood.

Huh... It's really cool.

"Hum hum hum..."

Just when Hu Hansan was feeling light because of the sudden loosening in his body, a pig cry suddenly came from the grass below.The blades of grass swayed violently with the sound, and after a while Hu Hansan saw a pink creature rushing towards his face.

Hu Hansan quickly turned to the side, and the thing jumped into the cave.

Roast suckling pig with red skin?This was Hu Hansan's first reaction after seeing the true face of looking for things.

Probably because it missed the target, the thing rolled itself into a ball on the ground and then flew towards Hu Hansan again. Seeing that something was wrong, Hu Hansan grabbed Toby's hair and crawled to his bed overhead.

"￥%￥%#@%#@#..."

"What did he say?" Seeing the other party glaring at him, Hu Hansan felt very innocent, and pressed Toby's ear, he asked softly.

It's really inexplicable, he didn't just pee, how could he throw a pig to attack him, it's not such a crime to commit Tai Sui.

"He said you peed on him." Compared to Hu Hansan's nervousness, Toby seemed much calmer. He moved his body to a comfortable position, and he lazily translated for Hu Hansan.

……

The hit rate is really high.This was Hu Hansan's second reaction when he looked at that thing.

The body of the pink suckling pig is indeed covered with a wet light yellow liquid. Now Hu Hansan can't pretend to be innocent if he doesn't see what's going on below. question.

His face turned red, and Hu Hansan felt that he should say something to express his apology.He cleared his throat and tried to put on a look of knowing his mistakes: "What, I didn't know you were down there, next time I will remind you before..."

The unfinished words were drowned in his throat, and Hu Hansan stared at the red-skinned roast suckling pig with wide eyes.

For he changed color before his eyes—from pink to white, and from white to black.

"This is... what's going on?" Hu Hansan stared blankly at the successfully transformed black pig without moving his eyes.

"He's angry, and that's what he does when he's angry."

"Angry? Because I peed on him?" Hu Hansan believed in Toby's explanation. If emotions can change the color of that thing, then his current emotions must be anger.

In fact, the black-skinned pig is pretty good, and just glared at him from the opposite side. If it were him and someone peed all over, then he would definitely... definitely turn around and go home and change his clothes.

He is as timid as a mouse.

"Then what should we do now?" Shaking away those messy thoughts in his mind, Hu Hansan refocused his attention on the things in front of him. He made the mistake first, and no matter what, he should be the one to calm the other party's anger.

"Just hug him." Probably feeling that he didn't speak very clearly, Toby continued to explain to Hu Hansan, "He has a very good temper, as long as you hug him, no matter how angry he is, he will disappear .”

hug him?Hu Hansan pondered whether this method was feasible.

Not to mention that he would rush over, even if he just stayed where he was, he didn't really want to hug him, after all, he still had the essence excreted from his body.But it doesn't seem to work if you don't hug him. If his anger rises, he might do something later.

"Is there any other way?" Hu Hansan had no choice but to ask Toby again.

"Nothing."

……

"Then what will happen if you don't hug him?" Hu Hansan still didn't give up.

"He'll piss back on you."

……

So, does his only end up touch his own urine or the black pig's urine?

Hu Hansan couldn't help but want to look up to the sky and sigh loudly, God, you have treated me unfairly, but he knew that even if he really yelled like this, the result would not change, so he swallowed all his complaints, took two deep breaths and did After making enough preparations, he resolutely jumped off Toby's big head.

The black pig was waiting for this moment. Seeing Hu Hansan coming out to die, he immediately slapped the ground twice with his hind foot, and then kicked his legs vigorously towards Hu Hansan.

This time Hu Hansan didn't hide anymore, but stood in place and let the black pig be thrown from the air like a ball. He closed his eyes and slowly opened his hands, waiting for the coming urine.

Just when he felt some extra weight on his body, the originally angry black-skinned pig suddenly turned into a gentle cat and rubbed against his arms, and then let out a "meow~" that made people feel numb all over.

It has to be said that not only humans, but animals also change faces very quickly.

Then, there was fading black and floating pink. After a while, the ball changed from a black pig back to a pink suckling pig.

"Can you take me to take a shower?" Hu Han asked Toby expressionlessly, looking at the chubby pig that kept rolling back and forth in his arms.

The urine that he released was all sticking to his skin at this time, almost filling all the gaps in his body, and the smell of urine entered his body along with the breeze blowing in from the hole. The nose made him extremely uncomfortable.He felt that if he didn't wash these things off, he would definitely go berserk.

"Okay." Toby probably saw that he was really suffering, so he didn't say much, and directly threw Hu Hansan and the pig onto his shoulders.He was actually very sleepy, usually he would go to bed after dinner, but today because of the unexpected factor of Hu Hansan, he had to delay his sleep time.

The sky was completely dark at this time, and the jungle was so dark that nothing could be seen. Hu Hansan held onto Toby's shoulders tightly to prevent him from accidentally falling from the sky.

Considering Toby's speed, the lake is quite close. After only a few minutes, Hu Hansan saw the sparkling surface of the lake reflected by the moonlight.

Probably because of the night, the scenery here looks very different from the daytime. The originally empty space looks gloomy at this time, and people can't help but get goosebumps.

Hu Hansan took the pig off Toby's shoulders, and hesitated to step into the lake.He still remembers the incident in the morning. He could still see what was attacking him in bright light at that time, but now it was night, and if he was attacked again, he would definitely not be able to see it.

Toby didn't know what Hu Hansan was thinking, he just thought that he was afraid of the cold, and seeing that he hadn't entered the water, he took the lead in stepping into the lake at night.Anyway, he hasn't showered for days.

Regarding Toby's actions, Hu Hansan was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed.If such a heavy object goes down, the water level will rise, so he doesn't need to go into the lake, and he can just wash in the shallow water.

At this time, the pink roast suckling pig had already broken free from Hu Hansan's arms and ran towards the water. Hu Hansan squinted his eyes and vaguely saw that thing jumping near Toby, and then flailing vigorously in the water with its four pig's feet.

"By the way, what's the name of this thing?" After they were all washed away, Hu Hansan also walked into the water slowly. At this moment, he remembered that he didn't know what species that creature was.

Toby, who was rubbing his body, turned around when he heard Hu Hansan's question. His huge body turned and turned up clusters of water splashes, raising the water level a little higher. Hu Hansan watched his bright blue eyes shine in the night. He blinked twice, and then slowly spit out a sentence: "He is a relative of Fei Feilong, and his name is Fei Feifei."

The author has something to say: I decided to add a pet temporarily. As for the name, it is the same as Guo Guoguo because of my incompetence in naming...

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