[Orc] Dandan Planet Adventures

Hu Hansan was speechless, fat?He is still skinny!He began to wonder what kind of place this was, and why it was named after such a convincing tune.

First it was Fat Feilong, then it was Guo Guoguo, and now it is Fat Fei Fat, oh yes, there is also this big guy in front of him, Duo|fart.This is no longer a category that normal people can understand.

Of course, he forgot his own name and couldn't speak much of an accent.Hu Hansan, Hu Hansan.

Toby had no idea that he had been categorized as an abnormal human being. Seeing that Hu Hansan stopped talking, he was more than happy to rub|rub|rubbed his huge body back and forth in the water.He swayed the surface of the water up and down, soaking the originally dry mud.

Fatty is obviously happier than Toby. Thanks to his petite figure, the whole lake is as spacious as a swimming pool to him.The shrunken fat meat floated on the water like a water polo, with only four short claws stretched out to paddle in circles.

Just like a turtle with its back facing the ground.

Hu Hansan was soaking alone more than ten meters away from them. The water is always a bit cold at night, but compared to the cold wind, he still prefers to soak in the water. After soaking for a long time, his body Naturally, I got used to it.

The grass skirt around the waist had already been soaked heavily, Hu Hansan stretched his hands to his back to untie the slipknot tied before, pulled off the cane, and threw it to the shore not far away.

He didn't like this wild man's stuff at all.

"You don't like clothes?" Probably because Hu Hansan's throwing movements were too big, Toby, who was still enjoying himself, couldn't help but turn around to look at him, seeing the grass skirt thrown on the mud alone, he asked suspiciously.

"No." Hu Hansan lied, blushing and out of breath.

"Then why did you throw it away?"

"Because it's inconvenient to bathe in clothes." Hu Hansan answered smoothly.

So Toby was relieved.In his concept, liking means liking, disliking means disliking, and there is no such thing as forcing oneself to like something when one clearly dislikes it. Since Hu Hansan said so, he naturally thinks that he likes it.

"Then put it on after washing, it will be cold."

Hu Hansan actually wanted to say that he didn't wear it, but when he thought that Toby cared about him, his rebuttal words got stuck in his throat and he couldn't utter a word. His lips moaned, and he finally just said: "Okay."

The conversation came to an end.

After getting the answer, Toby returned to the center of the lake and continued the unfinished action just now. Hu Hansan also followed him, quickly wiping the urine on his chest.

Time passed with the sound of water flowing, and when Hu Hansan was rubbing his whole body clean to ensure that there would be no more peculiar smells and was about to go ashore, Fatty, who was paddling leisurely, suddenly let out a sharp cry.

Hu Hansan and Toby looked at him at the same time.

The moonlight reflected sparkling waves on the surface of the lake. At this moment, Fatty was flapping his wings and flying in the air, struggling to get rid of something.

It turns out that Feifeifei has wings and can fly, Hu Hansan thought with his eyes narrowed.But then he discovered what surprised him even more, the thing that made Fatty scream was none other than the biting fish that attacked him in the morning.

"Ah! It's that guy!" Hu Hansan exclaimed.

His voice was like a bright light in the dark. Fatty, who was still headless like a headless fly, immediately turned around and flew towards him. Hu Hansan saw that something was wrong, and before he could think about what countermeasures he should take, his body froze. Already acted spontaneously, got into the water quickly, and swam to Toby who didn't know why.

"Don't let him come over!" Hu Hansan hurriedly ordered as soon as he grabbed the hair on Toby's waist.

The scene in the morning is vivid. Hu Hansan is so afraid of that thing now that he hid so far away even taking a bath. How could he turn into a warrior just because of Fatty’s scream and split that thing in half? Woolen cloth.

In fact, Toby still doesn't know what happened until now. Seeing Hu Hansan fleeing to his side, he subconsciously blocked the sight of the fat man who was thumping and trying to fall on Hu Hansan with his palm, and protected him in the air. in their own encirclement.

"What's wrong?" Toby asked.

"That fish! Fish!" Hu Hansan replied in Toby's arms.

Toby heard that he was looking at Fatty Feipang flying over, and now he saw clearly that there was a lively fish hanging from his short and thin tail.

The fish looked familiar to Toby.

Without any thought, he grabbed Fatty and pulled the fish off his tail, then put it on the palm of his hand and stared at him.

The fish is dark green, with a little pattern on the smooth skin. The head of the fish is not big, but the mouth occupies a large part, and it opens and closes to spit out bubbles.

Toby remembered why he thought the fish looked familiar.Because he threw the fish into the lake.

It was almost when he was going to school in the city. During that time, Dad happened to be at home on vacation, so Mom stayed with Dad all day, and Dad bought the fish for Mom.Probably because of the relationship between Ai Wu and Wu, his mother was very kind to this fish, and he was not happy with it after a long time. He felt that his mother was partial, so on the day he was sent to this jungle, he quietly took this fish with him. Come out, throw it into this lake and let him die.

"I recognize it." Toby blinked his big eyes and lowered his head to Hu Hansan.

"Ah?" What do you recognize?Recognize this fish?Hu Hansan was at a loss.

"Papa bought it for Mama," Toby explained.

……

So this thing counts as a pet?Wait, since it's a pet, why is it here?A puzzled look swept over, and Hu Hansan made it clear that he didn't believe it.

"Mom likes it and doesn't like me, so I hid him here." Toby said aggrievedly.

He hadn't thought of this matter for a long time, and he wanted to forget it in his heart. If it wasn't for seeing him tonight, he wouldn't have recalled such a thing at all.

"Then why does he like... like to eat strange things." Hu Hansan originally wanted to say that he likes to bite|bite the bodies of creatures, but he couldn't tell Toby's innocent face.

"Because he is color|color."

……

Hu Hansan felt the corners of his mouth twitching, and he understood that none of the creatures here is normal at all!

Constantly inhaling and exhaling, Hu Hansan calmed down the burning emotions in his chest, and said to Toby very softly: "Then let's eat it."

Eat it and see how it bites his cock!

"Okay, okay!" Toby immediately echoed his proposal.

So when their stomachs were full, they decided to add another meal - supper.

Hearing the food, Fatty was no longer afraid, and flew back to Toby with his small wings, his round eyes stared at the color on Toby's hand, as if to say "Look, we Now there are three, you only have one, it depends on how you behave!"

Indeed, up to now, color|color has offended all three of them here, not only competing for favor with the bear, but also intending to bite|off an important part of one person and one pig. If it is spared under such circumstances, then they You really should dig a hole and bury yourself.

Probably sensed the misfortune that they might encounter next from the eyes of Hu Hansan and the others, they began to struggle hard.The tail flicked and supported the body to jump, and it tried to jump back into the embrace of nature.

Of course, it is impossible for Toby to let him escape like this. When the huge bear paw closes, the color|color is just like Monkey King, even if he jumps vigorously, he cannot jump out of Toby Buddha's palm.

Looking at Se|Se who never gave up the chance to escape, the three creatures, one person, one bear and one pig, looked at each other, their eyes flashed, and they immediately saw the same meaning in their own minds from each other's eyes.

Let color | color never stand up.

Having determined their purpose, they didn't hesitate any longer, and walked directly to the shore without taking a bath.Hu Hansan thought it was troublesome and didn't want to move, so he relied on Toby's body and refused to get off.

At this time, an hour had passed since they came out of the cave, and the sky was already too dark. Hu Hansan squinted his eyes and looked at the color that was still churning, and suddenly a sentence popped into his mind.

The moon is dark and the wind kills the night.

It's just that what they killed was not a human being, but a perverted fish.

When he got to the shore, Hu Hansan felt a chill down his lower body. He grabbed the hair on Toby's legs and crawled down little by little, and ran non-stop in the direction where he threw the grass skirt just now.

If there was a chance, he would be the first to be retaliated for being so disheveled.

The grass skirt was still in place and hadn’t been blown away by the wind. When Hu Hansan picked it up, it was almost dry. He quickly put the grass skirt on, and Hu Hansan began to think about how to peel and eat the cramp fish. Into the belly.

Toby and Fatty sat there waiting for him, and when Hu Hansan came back, he gave him the middle seat.Se|Se was placed on the mud ground one meter away from them by Toby. Hu Hansan felt that if the fish could have expressions, he would definitely see the gnashing of teeth from Se Se's face.

But the fish has no expression, so Hu Hansan directly regarded the opening and closing of its mouth as the last words before death.

"Now, let's discuss how to deal with it." Sitting upright, Hu Hansan began to preside over the trial of sex|color.

"Didn't you say eat it?" Fatty raised her pink paw and asked.

"Eat it! But how do you divide it? It's so small..." Toby also raised the bear paw and asked.

Listening to their opinions, Hu Hansan held his chin, pursed his lips, and asked a more constructive question in a calm voice.

"You...who can burn fish?"

The author has something to say: Since the names are all overlapping sounds, let’s just repeat them to the end~

By the way, I want to ask for support, the columnist has been hanging on the copywriting for so long, why is no one going to point him, it is very hard, is there any~

PS: Mustache!It was locked by the system just after it was published!Where did I use bad words! TT

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