Star Hunting Guide

On the morning of returning to Longguan, Mrs. Sutt sat quietly at the breakfast table. Panser finally fell asleep after two days and two nights of beating chicken blood. He also fell asleep on his brother's pillow, and for the first time in several months, the dining room of the Brahma was restored to its former cleanliness and tranquility.

"Did Beache still have diarrhea after I fell asleep last night?" Russell asked while eating a big bowl of seafood noodles.

"I pulled it twice, but the doctor said it's not serious." Sauter gracefully cut the roast meat on the plate.

"Isn't it serious to pull twice in one night?" Russell frowned. The youngest son was congenitally deficient and extraordinarily mischievous, which was the most worrying thing.

"It's okay, the stools are all formed, unlike the time when I pulled the meat on Caton's head, it was all water." Sort started to eat after cutting the meat. Seeing that his wife still looked worried, he picked up a tube to pack the barbecue The sauce squeezed into a pointy lump on the edge of his plate, "Hey, it's almost like this, it's a bit runny, but the imperial doctor said that it should be ready by tomorrow afternoon." He changed another salad dressing , squeezed out a lump on the other side of the plate, raised his eyebrows, "Like this."

"Oh, that's good." Russell continued to slurp the noodles with confidence, and Sauter forked the barbecue, wiped up the barbecue sauce and salad dressing twice, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate it without pears.

Oh, what happened, why was there a sense of disillusionment?Russell's movements froze for a moment, looking at his husband who was eating quietly opposite him, his expression was still calm and his manners were still elegant, but...why did Mao always feel that something seemed particularly unsuitable?

By the way, it's poop!

That's right!I don’t know when it started, their conversations started to be filled with everything about the child, the smell of spitting milk, the color of the snot, the shape of the stool, regardless of the occasion or time, as long as it is related to the child, even if it is discussed during meals Even the most disgusting things, they can eat them steadily.

Although they haven't experienced any romantic baptism since they fell in love (?), this is too... disillusioned, right?We have only been married for a year and a half, and the topics we get along with are like old husbands and old husbands, and there is no aesthetic feeling at all. Let alone looking at the stars and the moon, we don’t even talk about poetry, songs, or life ideals. Who the hell said that marriage is about love? Tombs, children are the tombs of love ah ah ah ah...

"What's wrong? The noodles don't taste good?" Suote suddenly noticed that his wife was biting a mouthful of noodles that had turned petrified. He took a spoonful of noodles and tasted them, calling Atoto, "Is there too much salt? He ate too much salt legs." I'm going to get cramps, go get a bowl of lighter ones."

"Yes." Atoto hastily changed the bowl, and Russell's stomach roared with hunger, and, ignoring the memory of the romance that had left before it came, he stuffed his face into the sea bowl and began to eat in grief and indignation.Sauter, on the other hand, has no feelings for this aspect at all. He cut a lot of shredded meat, and Gu Kong fed it while his wife was taking a breath. Speaking of which, human physique is really unpredictable. The last time I was pregnant, it was obviously not so edible. She still looks fat, why can't she get fat this time no matter how much she eats?Is it because of the acclimatization of returning to the hometown?

Russell finished a bowl quickly, and Atoto immediately went to serve him another bowl. Russell burped twice, feeling that the noodles he had just eaten had disappeared, and his hunger in his stomach had not been relieved in the slightest.God knows, when he was fifteen or sixteen years old, he didn't eat this much when he was growing up. Now, every meal, whether it is rice or noodles, is a standard four-seat bowl, not counting snacks and suppers. After eating like this every day, the weight is still dropping at a constant speed!

So now he seriously suspects that his body has mutated after this pregnancy. The stomach under the ribs is no longer a stomach, but a different dimension, a black hole. Otherwise, the food in the laundry tub can't even hear the sound!

But it's not just the reason for pregnancy, it's a physical effort to bring up a child, and you can't cope with such a big consumption without eating more, Russell rubbed his stomach and thought sadly, both of them are forced to be like this, waiting for this How can all four be born? God.

Solter's built-in antenna sensed his wife's pained melancholy, patted his head comfortingly, and continued to cut meat and feed it.

The silence lasted only one morning, the two princes woke up on time for lunch, and after they had a big fight in the nursery and burned the quilt, for some reason, the brothers and sisters rose up again, and the faces of each other were slobbered, and the nanny even After coaxing and coaxing them to feed them, they changed into identical one-piece suits and carried them into the small spaceship. The two parents were ready to go home.

"Hey, now we're going home to see grandma." Solter held a son in each hand and said solemnly, "We have to stay at grandma's house for the next eight hours, and we can only go back to the hotel after dinner, so I warn you , don't transform indiscriminately! Don't spit fireballs! Beachy can't hide anyone! Panther don't sing randomly! Also, it is strictly forbidden to use tools when fighting each other!"

"Ang~" The two sons were full of anticipation to see grandma, and nodded obediently. (⊙ω⊙)~

Solter touched his youngest son's buttocks, and keenly noticed that the pants were not thick enough. He frowned and asked, "Where's your diaper, Beach? You have to wear diapers when you have diarrhea!"

Beach looked at his father tangled, and reluctantly pulled out a piece of diaper from the twisted space, mumbled and put it on his buttocks, Sauter black thread, does anyone wear diapers outside their pants?What's the use of that!

"Forget it, just one, you can't transform, and the others are whatever you want." Russell grabbed Beachy and put it on his lap to take off his clothes and tie his diapers. He felt that talking to his two sons was just playing the piano against the cow, so it's better to ask less. As long as you don't turn into a chicken, everything is easy to do, and my mother is also someone who has experienced it. She should be mentally prepared for a half-year-old child.

Having said that, these two kids don’t know who to follow. They are not as stable as Salter and Evans at all. They are both black-bellied to death. When they are cute, one is cuter than the other. If I hadn’t seen them fight to the point of tearing down the house Well, even his father doesn't believe that the Fried-feathered Gamecock and CJ Zhengtai are the same creature.

But thinking about having a great-grandfather like Emperor Ollie, everything seems to have a reasonable explanation.

It happened to be afternoon tea time when I arrived at Huilongguan. When Luo Haihua saw the two young ladies, she forgot about the shitty thing about her son getting married. Look at this little arm, it looks like a twist."

"He was not full-term when he was born, and he was a bit congenitally deficient." Suote explained, and Luo Haihua immediately glared at his son: "The brat lied and didn't write drafts. He said that he was pregnant and said that his husband was going to have a baby. Such a big thing can be sloppy." Do you want to go to space alone to give birth to a child? If you don’t want to kill yourself, don’t drag my grandson on your back! Having a child hurts your health, and if you can’t sit well in the confinement, you will be plagued by illnesses for the rest of your life..."

"Mom, please stop talking, I'm not a woman and I don't need to confine myself..." Russell covered his face in shame and anger.

"Mom, don't blame him. It was my fault last time. I didn't watch him and let him run away alone. This time I will definitely take good care of him." Suote immediately reviewed himself, and Luo Haihua saw that he was protecting him. The son also calmed down a bit, touched Beachy's little fluffy curly hair, and said with satisfaction: "It's good that you know the severity... Wait, what is 'this time'? Second boy..."

"Yes mom, he's pregnant again, it's been five months." Sort said happily, Russell wanted to hold his mouth too late, so he could only roll his eyes, are you a bird of good news?I also think that my mother hasn't been stimulated enough these days. She has only had major surgery for half a year, and her bones are not strong.

Luo Haihua looked her son up and down suspiciously, it's not right, it's been five months and I can't tell at all, at least I had a beer belly last time, but this time, my waist is thinner, "I'm pregnant? What if I'm pregnant?" Still thinner than before?"

Sauter looked at his mother-in-law in shame, then at Russell guiltily, and then self-criticized again: "It's all my fault, the children are very clingy to him, and the nanny can't help, so he always has a bad rest, and I don't have much parenting. experience……"

"Mom, it's none of Sauter's business. My pregnancy is not what you imagined. Even if I'm full-term, I won't be as big as people on Earth..." Russell wanted to excuse Sauter, but Sauter immediately accepted it desperately. One sentence, "Yes, our children are born from eggs, and a double-yolk egg is only this big." He gestured for the size with his hands.

Russell's scalp tingled for a while, Luo Haihua had already turned petrified, and she couldn't accept the fact that her son had a baby, and the lower limit was set even higher for laying eggs.He looked down at Beachy on his lap, and at Panther sitting on the carpet hard at work peeling peanuts, so did these two boys hatch from eggs?The world of aliens is indeed too, too heavy...

"Grandma eats." Panther peeled a bunch of peanuts, and the chubby held a handful of peanut shells on the hem of Luo Haihua's shirt, looking at the old lady with a filial expression, Beach wanted to reach out to grab it, but was slapped away by his brother: "Bicky can't eat Guoguo when he has diarrhea."

Luo Haihua looked at the slobbering peanut shell and was very moved. This child is really filial and loves his brother very much, but he has no common sense. She stroked the little blue curly hair on his head: "Pan Se is so good, thank you Baby, but you can't eat peanut shells, you have to eat kernels."

Panser grinned, Xiaopang grabbed the peanuts on the carpet and stuffed them into his pockets: "I know."

Luo Haihua: ==

Russell raised his forehead, son, can you give me a little more strength?

Because Russell was on the front line throughout the whole process, Panther and Beachy played their part. Apart from licking the limited-edition lollipops that their cousin kept privately and wrapping them in candy wrappers, nothing major happened.Finally, Luo Su and his wife finished their dinner tensely, but Luo Haihua refused to let them leave home and go to a hotel.

"Mom, my bed is too small for the four of us to fit in." Russell was still struggling, and Luo Haihua smiled calmly: "It's okay, I've made arrangements, go up and have a look and you'll know."

In the attic, Russell's single bed is gone. There is a super large mattress on the teak floor, which takes up half of the attic, and it is no problem to sleep three Soters. It seems that my mother has already prepared, and Russell is hard to say. What's the matter, I had to promise her to stay.

As night fell, Russell carefully locked the door of the room. After washing, the family of four lay on the big mattress. The two children had enough sleep during the day, and they wouldn't sleep unless they played hard for two or three days. Russell didn't bother Leave them alone, find them a Rubik's Cube and a Nine Links to study, and lie in Sauter's arms with your eyes closed to rest. These two boys like this kind of intellectual toys, and they must take strong medicine to calm them down.

Soter reached down and touched his stomach, he could vaguely feel a hard lump, although it was not big, but it held the skin tightly, because the dragon's body temperature is relatively high, it feels hot to the touch, as if full of blood. the vitality of life.The four children this time are obviously stronger, and they could hear the fetal heartbeat in the last month. The sound of the Doppler is like a running train, very strong, and it is estimated that they will be more noisy than the two now.

Although he is often dizzy by his two sons, Sauter still hopes that his sons can be more lively. The more naughty the children, the more energetic and pioneering they are. He can become the best in everything and become the spiritual leader of his peers. Even himself, before the age of ten, he was always in trouble. After his father passed away, he became a little mature.

It's just that it's hard work for him, Soter tightened his arms, Russell had already fallen asleep in his arms, under the soft light, the thick shadows of eyelashes covered the tired dark circles of the lower eyelids, but the thin cheeks showed more and more With sharp edges and corners, the clavicle in the plaid pajamas stood up abruptly due to the angle, making her look thin and small, which made people feel distressed.

Let's go home early, the family is so convenient, he has to do everything himself, Sauter thought, after the birth of this child, he will take him to the Miracle Sea to live for a while, recuperate and recuperate.Speaking of the honeymoon, he has never lived a two-person world relaxedly. He is still so young and his life is so limited. He has been with me for so long and has not lived a comfortable life. I must take him to play when I find time in the future. All the great places in the galaxy, no kids, just the two of us!

To hell with the birth of a child bill in the Senate!

Russell in his sleep felt that Sauter's heart was beating a little faster, he unconsciously wrapped his arms around his waist and patted him on the back, Sauter was taken aback for a moment, then laughed dumbfoundedly, did he treat me like a child?