Star Hunting Guide

When Russell woke up the next morning, it was already high in the sun. He yawned and found a note next to his pillow. Solter left a message saying that he had gone to Harmony Park to watch the scene, and asked him to have a good rest.Press the remote control to open the curtains, and the warm sunlight shines on the body through the bright glass windows, which is extremely comfortable.

Sure enough, they are still sleeping peacefully at home~ Russell stretched his waist in great satisfaction, er... where are the children?

Look left and right, there is no shadow of Panser and Beachy, the educational toys are all dismantled, yes, they are really disassembled - the plastic Rubik's Cube has been dismantled into small squares, arranged like a crooked city wall, This should be Panser's masterpiece, he is good at stacking blocks.The metal nine chains were all disassembled and straightened into small iron rods. They were neatly arranged in a row from long to short. This must have been done by Beach. This child has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and everything must be arranged in order Only then can you feel at ease.

It seems that the drug was a bit harsh this time. The Rubik's Cube and Nine Links are big killers. The two of them usually dismantle toys that are completely unplayable to vent their anger.

"Penser? Beach?" Russell called twice, but no one answered, the room was quiet, no, did they go out?

Russell got up and searched around the room, but there was no sign of his son. With a bad feeling in his heart, he opened the window and asked the old woman who was basking in the sun in the yard: "Mom, is the child downstairs?"

"No, didn't I sleep with you? I thought I didn't get up. I don't think Soter took it when he got up early."

It must be that Sauter forgot to lock the door when he went out and let them escape!Russell cried out inwardly, and asked guiltily, "Then...is there anything strange at home?"

"What? What can I get more at home? Gold bars? Renminbi?" Luo Hai gave him a blank look, paused for a moment and then seemed to remember something, and said, "Oh, by the way, two chicks sneaked into our yard this morning, It’s stealing peanuts in the living room, it’s so cute and fluffy, I’m shutting down the chicken coop.”

"I'll wipe!" With a bang in his head, Russell ran out in his pajamas. When he opened the door, he found a hole where the lock was burnt. It was obviously done by his sons. It seems that Sauter was wronged just now.

I ran all the way downstairs, and before I left the living room, I heard Luo Qiong's exclamation from outside the window: "Hey, a weasel has come to the house? Why are there no big chickens, only two little chickens left? Look at this Chicken feathers all over the place..."

The floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room faced the backyard. Russell poked his head over to look, and was completely dumbfounded. He saw some chicken feathers scattered in the chicken coop in the corner of the yard, and the chicken coop was empty. Basking in the sun on the iron railings, the frightening thing is that my sister Luo Qiong is gesticulating there with a chicken knife.

"Stop!" Russell yelled and rushed over, Luo Qiong trembled in fright: "What are you yelling at? Scared me!"

"I was shocked, what are you doing with a knife, sister!"

"Oh, you have no conscience. I broke the killing ring because of you." Luo Qiong shook the knife and said, "Mom said to kill a chicken today to make up for you. Why is the chicken gone so early in the morning?" Look down, walk to the front yard, and "cuckoo" call to the missing fat chickens.

While his sister was walking away, Russell immediately jumped into the chicken coop, opened the iron gate of the chicken coop and dragged the two sons out. He didn't worry about the children getting hurt. The two were more delicate than monkeys with their hair glued on, and the scales on their bodies were invulnerable. At most, it can destroy Luo Qiong's knife, but it's not good to scare people, so what, it's not right to scare chickens.

"Where's the chicken?" You must ask Beachy about disappearing out of thin air. Russell looked at his son seriously. Beachy hiccupped, exhaling a smell of peanuts. Russell's teeth were itchy. It's time for this kid to have diarrhea again.

"Hand over the chickens to me first!" Russell poked his forehead with his index finger. Beachy was still in awe of his father. After working hard for a long time, he finally conjured more than a dozen chickens, big and small.Russell counted and asked sharply, "Is there another one?"

Shocked by his question, Beachy looked at his brother in embarrassment, then at his father, finally lowered his head, and turned out another chicken in despondency.The thing is, it's not a live chicken, it's a... rotisserie chicken.

That's right, no hair, yellow burnt, wrinkled, and delicious, except that it didn't have a broken belly and guts, it is simply a perfect Daokou Roast Chicken...

Beach pointed to the roast chicken, then pointed to himself, and stammered: "Grandmother... dick... baby..."

"Grandma locked the baby with the dick, and the dick bit the baby first!" Panser was more eloquent, and immediately excused his younger brother, although the two brothers fought to the death when they fought in the nest, but they were as strong as gold when they were unanimous.

You two got into the chicken coop, how can the chicken not bite you?Russell was really speechless, too lazy to reason with the two little kids, he held them one by one under his arm, and walked towards the front yard holding the roast chicken between his fingers.

It's all my fault. I shouldn't have tried to get away with it in the first place. I should have honestly told my mother that my son was transformed from a chicken. Good news like pregnancy, laying eggs, and hatching chickens is better if it's a one-time revelation. It's really torture to come here again and again with bits and pieces!

"Hey, these two little chicks, look how cute." Luo Haihua saw her son approaching aggressively carrying three chickens, took Panther with a smile, grabbed his sleeve and rubbed against his back, and said, "Look This blue color is dyed so well that it won't fade at all."

== Russell's heart was broken, and he said: "Panther was born with this color, mom, please don't rub it."

"Natural, that's a good relationship..." Luo Haihua suddenly realized, and was stunned as if struck by lightning: "You, what are you talking about? This is Panser?"

Russell handed Beachy to her too: "That's right, this is his brother Beachy."

Panser and Beach squatted on Luo Haihua's lap, looked innocently at the petrified grandma, and comforted in unison: "Jiujiu~" (⊙▽⊙)

Luo Haihua: =mouth=

Russell flicked Panser's forehead: "Transform back for me." He was already able to control the transformation freely, and Beachy was too small, and he was a little bit worse.

After struggling for a long time, Pan Senu turned into a little fat boy in a one-piece suit. His whole body was dirty with mud, and his little face seemed to be stained with chicken manure. He rubbed against the chest of Luo Haihua's shirt, and handed her a small Peanut kernels: "Grandma?"

Luo Haihua: =mouth=

Panser thought that grandma was angry, so she glanced nervously at the roasted chicken in Russell's hand, and then stretched out her small hand to Dad with a guilty conscience: "Dad, eat it?"

Luo Su held his forehead, fearing that Luo Haihua would choke on his breath and get sick, he put down the roast chicken and beat his mother's back to calm down, while briefly popularizing the biological knowledge of δ galaxies, he said: "That's it, they all have people It's in two forms like a dragon, but it's still young, it's not well controlled, and it keeps changing randomly, it's fine when it grows up."

Luo Haihua kept looking at the two grandchildren with her mouth open, her jaw dislocated in shock, and then she closed her jaw with a "click" and suddenly said: "No wonder Sauter said that laying eggs or something, chickens are not eggs They were born, it's just... you say they are dragons, but I think they are chickens."

Russell black-lined, said: "Mom, they are not chickens, they are creatures called bat rainbow dragons. When they grow up, they are very big and fierce. They are a bit like pterosaurs, but when they were young, they looked a bit like chicken cubs, but they are not at all. Same, if you don’t believe me, look carefully, Beachy has four eyes, the hair on his body is made of small scales, and his tail should be a bit longer.”

Luo Haihua touched her little grandson curiously, and sure enough, the fluffy feathers were full of small hard flakes, and there were two thin eyeliners behind the two big eyes, but they never opened, covered by scales. It's not obvious when it's covered.

Luo Haihua looked at her son in awe, so did he marry a pterosaur?If Sauter didn't hold back and transform at that time that day, wouldn't the poor second child be crushed into a meatloaf? "So Te, can also transform? This, this is too dangerous."

"He's an adult, and he's completely in control." Well, there was one time, but it was only one time...

Luo Haihua held Beachy and looked left and right, with a disbelieving expression on her face. Russell knew that this matter was difficult to accept, and the old man had to digest it slowly, so he left the two children to play next to his mother, and carried the roast chicken by himself. Going to the kitchen, I hope this thing can be eaten after tidying up.

So there was an extra roast chicken on the table at noon, and Beachy had diarrhea again, and could only drink a bottle in a diaper. Panther developed well, and was able to eat solid food last month, and like his father, he loves meat , so one person ate a chicken leg.Luo Haihua bit her chopsticks and looked at her grandson with a mouthful of greasy food. She still had a vague sense of disobedience—after all, watching a chicken eat another chicken is still a psychological obstacle...

After dinner, Russell went upstairs to take a nap. The two children played downstairs. The Luo family had a big yard, and they were so beautiful. All the pigs and rabbits in the rabbit pen were released, running wildly back and forth in the yard, a whole animal world!

The little chicken cub soon established a leading position in the livestock team, and divided them into an army group, led by the two brothers to start the war between the two countries.In the beginning, there was a team member who disobeyed orders and flew wildly. Later, the poor little animals followed like a spell and became obedient, fighting when they were asked to fight, and fleeing when they were asked to escape. They only obeyed the orders of the leader.

No way, with Beach here, whoever disobeys will disappear, dear!

When Russell woke up and went downstairs, the family was already in chaos. Fortunately, the old lady had already been baptized by five children, and she was used to all of this. Mercedes Benz.

Russell ordered the two sons to stop, and took great pains to shut the chicken back to the chicken coop, and the pig was blocked into the pigpen. The rabbit couldn't catch it anymore. Now he couldn't run at all, so he had to entrust it to his sister. The son went upstairs to take a shower and change clothes, and was going to take them for a walk in Harmony Park in the afternoon.

The family of three walked to the park, and Carton happened to be at the door to watch the people decorate the door. When he saw the two little princes, he happily took them to play with electric cars. He completely forgot about the crap that Beachy pulled him, Russell Happy and leisurely, I went to the lake to find Sauter alone.

The venue is almost set up. The banquet is self-service. Small dining spots with different tastes extend from the pavilion in the center of the park to the artificial lake. Below are European-style rattan chairs and small wrought iron tables. The wedding scene combines a variety of styles, which is very harmonious and elegant.

Solter was sitting on a Nepalese radar chair by the lake and was reading the menu. Seeing Russell came over and patted his knees, motioning him to sit up, but there was no one around, so Russell just sat there. Sauter's chest was thick and broad, which was thicker than the chair. Much more comfortable.

"The Chinese really know how to eat." Sauter held him in his arms, put the menu on his lap, put his chin on his shoulder, and pointed, "There are more than 100 kinds of cold dishes, and the hot menu is worse than a dictionary." Hou, what are they called? Man Han Banquet?"

Looking at the menu, Russell felt aggrieved for the master chef. It is estimated that no one is serious about eating on this occasion. Cooking so many dishes is purely flirtatious and thrown to the blind. Maybe the neighbors can get a benefit. He said proudly: "The Chinese food system is very complicated. These are just the tip of the iceberg. It's a trivial matter. Seriously, Chinese food can make you eat a meal for a year without repeating the same."

Sauter admired from the bottom of his heart: "It's so powerful, no wonder you cook so many different dishes and so delicious, and you can make me a Manchurian banquet when you go home, okay?"

==b It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal. The most I can do is to fool an alien hillbilly like Sauter. If a state banquet spoils his appetite, it will be troublesome !Russell decisively closed the menu, turned around and said solemnly: "Hey, let me warn you, you can only eat delta galaxy food at the wedding banquet, not Chinese food."

"why?"

"Er—do you need a reason to listen to me?"

"……unnecessary."

Russell patted his head in satisfaction, a good husband is a husband who doesn't seek to understand.

Silent for a moment, Soter hugged him and basked in the sun by the lake. After pregnancy, Russell's body odor had a faint sweet smell, which seemed particularly strong under the ultraviolet rays, as if the whole body was full of intoxicating fragrance.Sniffing around his neck like a Salt dog, rubbed his lips against the back of his neck dissatisfied, licked his ears with the tip of his tongue, made himself hard after doing it for a while, and was thinking whether to let the guards Long-distance vigilance, enjoying a soft wife in this beautiful afternoon, suddenly found that the person in his arms was snoring slightly, and fell asleep.

Sauter hugged the sleeping Russell in his arms and lay down comfortably. He forced himself to lean back in the radar chair to cool himself down. It has been half a year since he came to the Milky Way this time, and he should go back early after the wedding banquet. We have been married for more than a year, and the children are so old. Russell hasn't returned to his home yet. I hope he likes it.