Star Hunting Guide

Galaxy financial summit, virtual martial arts competition, routine military inspection... After this year's star general conferring ceremony, His Majesty Sauter has not been home for four full months.

"How do you spend your wedding anniversary?" In the video communication, General Caton teased his one-year-old son on his neck. Bloodline, black like briquettes, but Caton likes it very much.

"It's not decided yet, let's go home and discuss it with Russell." Sauter blinked his panda eyes. He has been too tired recently, and he has no time to think about such mysterious things as where to go on vacation. "Maybe I will find an uninhabited planet." Have fun, or go back to Beijing—his eldest sister has given birth again, so maybe I can catch up with the full moon if I go there now."

"Oh, that's great, bring a good one to my eldest daughter-in-law." Carton said happily. His eldest son was engaged to Luo Qiong's eldest daughter two years ago.

"Okay." Sort nodded.In a blink of an eye, the children have grown up, and Panser's birthday has also passed. According to the earth's calendar, he is an adult. Time flies, even his unreliable wife is still so unreliable. He invested a while ago Several Gaia star martial arts movies have recently become obsessed with wild adventures again. The ghost knows what kind of dangers he can explore with his small body, but fortunately he was strictly prohibited by himself.

The small spaceship landed at the mansion, and Sauter tidied up his appearance before disembarking. Although he was already an old man, he still didn't want Russell to see him tired. The most important thing was that the guy wouldn't make a mess "My dear, you are too tired, let's take a rest", "Don't indulge in excesses when you are old", "People with high positions and powers should take care of their health" and other words to reject their requests.

Alas, the Gaia people are good at everything, but the burst is too weak.

It was almost evening, and the sky was getting a little dark. All the way to the main house, Atuo Tuo's family was already waiting at the door: "Your Majesty, you are back."

"Well, where is sir?" Russell usually greets him in person at this time, why is there no one today?Sauter was a little weird.

"Oh, he and the children are waiting for you in the dining room."

Speaking of eating, Sauter was also a little hungry. He walked across the hall to the dining room, and was surprised to find that all the lights were off, the curtains were drawn tightly, and only a few dim candlesticks were lit on the dining table. There, in the flickering candlelight, staring at him strangely.

"Why don't you turn on the light?" Sauter asked in surprise, and what kind of eyes are they looking at?Trembling as if accepting their own review.

"Suprise!" Seeing that her husband Russell didn't look surprised at all, instead he was quite nervous, and said with a stiff face, "Hehe, it's a candlelight dinner."

candlelight dinner?Aren't candlelight dinners eaten by couples? What is a candlelight dinner for such a large group of people?Sauter sat down in his seat full of doubts. As he walked and sat down, everyone's eyes were tightly glued to him, as if they were looking at some dangerous person, and their eyes almost burned him through.

"I said, what happened?" Sauter couldn't help asking, he felt a little uncomfortable with the weird atmosphere at home after not going home for several months.

No one answered, Sauter's eyes turned around, and finally stopped on his wife beside him, Russell twitched his lips and smiled, stammering: "Hehe, it's nothing, it's okay, can, what can I do, Harmony The galaxy is peaceful, what, everyone is hungry, let's eat."

Everyone lowered their heads to eat like clockwork, and their movements were uniform. Although since they started to learn etiquette, there has never been a scene of knives, forks and milk bottles flying all over Baijia's dining table, but the silent situation like today is still too embarrassing. The person was surprised, and Sauter felt more and more strange. He looked around and asked, "Why is there a missing person?"

"Uh——" Russell stopped his hand for a moment, and said, "Father, father, he has gone on a trip."

"I know."

"Pan, Panser didn't come back from the training camp at the military academy."

"I know too." Sauter looked around again, making sure that someone was missing, "What about Xiao Huan?"

Russell's hands trembled slightly, and a drop of sweat silently slid down from his head: "He, he went camping with his classmates, I, I forgot to tell you."

"Really?" Sauter continued to eat, "Very good, it's good to make more friends."

"Yes." Little Chicken Russell nodded as if pecking at rice, and scooped up a spoonful of soup for him tremblingly. The spoon and bowl made a crisp clicking sound, "You are exhausted, honey, eat more."

"Why are you shaking? Are you uncomfortable?" Sauter asked with concern, and reached out to touch his forehead, which was covered with cold sweat, "Are you hot and sweat so much?"

Russell trembled a little, and pushed his hand away: "No, I'm fine, honey, hurry up and eat."

"What's the matter with you? Are you pregnant again?" Although they had made up a dozen children and agreed not to have another child within 100 years, Sauter sometimes hoped that Russell's contraception would fail.

Russell's whole body seemed to be shaking like a wobble, and his face was convulsed so that it was about to deform. He tremblingly said: "Dear, dear, don't be like this, the children are watching, and I have been using contraception."

Sauter turned around, and saw all his sons staring at him nervously, as if they were watching a time bomb. They stared at each other for two seconds, and suddenly they lowered their heads in unison, and began to cut food seriously, and at the same time put on "We didn't see anything" look.

Is this the legendary generation gap?Suote suddenly felt that it was time to pay attention to his image in front of the juniors, so he coughed awkwardly, let go of his hand and continued to eat.

From an angle he couldn't see, Russell clutched the napkin with a distorted expression, almost tearing it apart.

The dreary dinner was finally over, and everyone seemed to be relieved, especially Russell, who stood up as soon as he put down the tableware: "Well... I, I feel a little uncomfortable, go to sleep for a while."

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Why don't you ask the imperial doctor to come and see?" Sauter asked nervously. Just now he felt a strange atmosphere spreading around him. Could it be a dangerous signal sent by his destined partner?

"No, no need, I'm just, I'm just fed up and need to sleep to digest and digest." The cold sweat broke out on Russell's forehead again.

"But shouldn't you be active when you're full? Forget about your bad complexion, I'll take you back to your room." Sauter habitually hugged his shoulders, and suddenly found that his wife seemed to have grown a little bit taller, " Hey, have you grown up?"

"But, no, I found that it's easy to grow taller by lying down and fattening up after eating every day, so I have to go to bed right now." Russell pushed his arm away without any trace, "What, kid They have been waiting for you for several months, you should spend more time with them, the nightlife has just begun, don't rush back to sleep haha." He walked upstairs with hands and feet.

Sort didn't have time to say anything, when Beache hugged his arm: "Ahaha, Dad is right, Father, I miss you, come on, let's play chess, my brothers are too good for me once I've never lost before, please ravage me, I'm in a mess."

Beach is the same age as Panser, but he is not as tall as his brother Bannon, but obviously this kid has put all his energy into his long-term vision, and his IQ is not astonishing. However, those courses that claim to be "using illusory evidence to derive more illusory results" are far from satisfying his perverted brain, so he spends more time on puzzle games, such as "six-dimensional chess".

Sauter's biological IQ is slightly lower than Beachy's, but he wins because of his cunning and practical experience. After seven or eight hours of fierce fighting, he finally defeated his son four to three. I will probably lose to you next time I come back."

Beach was still scratching his head and recalling the battle, completely unaware that his father had gotten up to leave, and his younger brother Bannon immediately stepped on his foot.

"Oh——" Beach jumped up and said angrily, "What are you doing..."

Bannon winked at him fiercely, and Beachy reacted immediately, rushed over and hugged Sauter's thigh: "Father, don't go!"

Sauter was almost thrown down by him, and asked in surprise, "What are you doing, Beech?"

"Uh——" Beachy rolled his eyes and said, "Father, you want to run away if you win. Come on, let's fight for another [-] rounds. I must win back the defeat. Let's start a real man's duel." Bar……".

Sauter's black line is just a puzzle game, is there any need to talk about it?Patted his son's head lovingly: "Tomorrow, I'm a little tired. Good night baby, you will become a man."

Beach looked desperately at the back of his father's departure, turned around after a while, and said to his brothers with deep sorrow: "You have to testify for me, I have really tried my best."

Several people looked at each other, nodded, and showed worried and tragic expressions.

Soter returned to the bedroom and found his wife lying on the big bed in a regular manner, with the quilt covered up to her neck, only her head was exposed, and a pair of big black eyes followed him around.

"Haven't you slept yet? I'm sorry we've been playing chess for too long. This kid, Beech, is getting better and better." Sauter yawned and began to undress. Russell stuck out a finger under the quilt and pointed The direction of the bathroom: "The pajamas are all ready, and the bath water is also in it."

"Well, it's really virtuous." Solter took off only his underwear, and bent down to kiss his wife, but Russell turned his head very uncooperatively, so he only kissed his face.

"First, let's take a shower first." Russell was trembling again, and Sauter didn't understand why he was so nervous today. Could this be the clinical manifestation of Xiaobiesheng newlywed syndrome?

When he came out of the shower, Solter was surprised to find that Russell had wrapped the quilt all over his body, making him look like a silkworm chrysalis, and sweating all over his forehead.

"What are you doing?" Sauter asked inexplicably, Russell stared and shook his head, not speaking, Sauter had to climb up on the bed and peel him off layer by layer, and then lay down beside him, stretching out his long arms to hug him into the arms.

Five seconds later.

Sauter's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then he turned his head slowly, his dark red pupils flashing with anger in the dark night: "Luo! Xiao! Huan! Where's your father?"

"Russell"'s body trembled more and more. He gently squirmed half a meter away from Sauter, moved another half meter, and then made a stiff smirk, and said in a sheep voice: "Father, Father, you, hello, haha, I, I, I just want to test whether your bed is as comfortable as the second brother said, oh hehe..."

"Where's your dad?" Sauter jumped up, stood beside the bed in plaid pajamas and looked at his fifth son angrily, the curly hair on the top of his head was blown up. Of course he didn't mind sharing the bed with his sons, but the problem Where was the bastard who was supposed to be sleeping next to him at this moment? !

Seeing that Luo Xiaohuan couldn't get away with it, she got up and said with a mournful face: "It's none of my business, I was forced. Dad said that if I don't help him lie to you, he won't let me play tricks in his blockbuster, father." Wang, please forgive me, God knows how difficult it is to be popular these days, the entertainment industry is not easy to mix...then that is not the point, the point is that this matter is a bad idea of ​​Dad and Beech, and I am also a victim, Who made me look like my father the most..."

"Where's you—dad—?" Sauter dragged his son up by the collar, "Don't tell me he's going to join that damned expedition!"

"Father Wangying, Yingming!" Luo Xiaohuan struggled to run away quickly, and without any hesitation, he went to the bottom of his father's plan to escape the shell, "Dad, he went to explore the uninhabited planets outside the galaxy. When I came back, I encountered a magnetic storm interference, so I was notified in advance to COS him for a few hours, and he will be back before dawn."

"Then you didn't think that I might not be so stupid, maybe I could see that you were a fake before he came back?" Sort roared angrily.

"Second brother said he would hold you back. I just need to lie on the bed and pretend to be dead. I knew he was a good-for-nothing who would never do what he promised me..."

"Huh? You still have a chain plan waiting for me?" Sort smiled angrily, and picked up a small bottle under the pillow, "Then what is this spray?"

"Dad said let me spray this on you when he comes back, and then he can come in and replace me when you're unconscious."

This is the legendary... murdering her husband?Murder your own father?Sort let go, and the whole person was Sparta. At this moment, he felt that the whole world was broken...

Luo Xiaohuan fell to the ground with a thud, and hurriedly scrambled and slipped out of the bedroom. Sauter couldn't care less about arguing with his son, and immediately connected to his wife's communication. He found the captain of the guard again.

"Help me check all the registered expeditions to see if there is Russell's name."

"Yes! Your Majesty." The captain of the guard took the order, and Sauter suddenly remembered that Russell had obtained a false certificate, and this time he might not use his real identity when he went out, so he immediately added: "Wait, maybe he will use a false identity, it's better Use DNA sequence verification to check."

"Yes!"

The captain of the guard was very efficient, and he gave a feedback within a few minutes: "Your Majesty, we have found out that he is in an expedition team called Starscream, and their spaceship is currently passing through the magnetic storm zone, and it will land in about four hours later. Planet Saraina."

Fortunately, no big trouble was caused, Soter let out a long sigh of relief, his drowsiness was gone, he thought while changing his coat, this time when his wife comes back, he must have a good chat with him, just chatting is not enough, if necessary, take measures Let's take a look at the punitive measures. This guy has been favored for too long, and he has no idea who is in charge of this family!

He even taught children to lie!

The more Sauter thought about it, the more angry he became. When he was considering what effective measures to take to punish his wife, there was a knock on the bedroom door, and then a head that looked like Russell poked in. Luo Xiaohuan had already taken off her wig and changed her pajamas into He picked up his favorite cartoon, Unlucky Rabbit, and Q several times at once.

"Father, hehe." Luo Xiaohuan smirked at Suote.

"What are you doing?" Sort said with a sullen face, saying that he had no experience in taking care of children, and he was not sure whether he should even sit down on his sons while cleaning up his wife.

"Does my father look like me?" Luo Xiaohuan asked seriously, "When did you find out that I am not my father?"

Blue veins burst out on Suote's forehead, does this kid know how the word "death" is written?Are you afraid that I'm not hot enough?

"After taking a shower, right?" Luo Xiaohuan slapped his thigh, "I knew you hadn't noticed, Miehaha, my acting skills are really good." Then he took out an electronic notepad from his pocket as if conjuring, "Father, come and sign it word."

"What?" Sauter asked, suppressing his beating.

"Practice form for drama club." Luo Xiaohuan strolled to his father's side, and clicked on the form on the notepad, "Our club requires every member to complete a practice performance this holiday, and I don't have time now that school has started , Father, please sign, besides, my acting is not bad, you almost kissed me before..."

"Shut up! Get out!" Suote couldn't bear it and threw his son out of the window. What kind of evil did I do in my previous life? The whole family is so lacking!

With a scream, Luo Xiaohuan turned into a golden bat rainbow dragon, hovered outside the window and looked at his father pitifully: "Uh——Father, are you angry?"

angry?You just now see that Lao Tzu is angry?Do you dare to lower your EQ?Sauter pointed at his son with his index finger, gritted his teeth, and said, "Get out of here before I get angry, and quit the damn drama club tomorrow!"

Luo Xiaohuan was stunned, blinked, scratched his ears with his paws, and suddenly said: "The wind is too strong and I can't hear anything..." Then he flew away in a hurry, leaving only His Majesty Sauter panting heavily in the wind. messy.

In the distant Starscream Expedition Team, the sun-tanned Russell just got out of the dormant cabin. The communicator flashed. He glanced at it, and immediately changed his face, holding his head and crying like a mourning concubine: "Luo Xiaohuan, you good-for-nothing I want to cheat my father to death! It's over, I'm dead..."

The author has something to say: Ang ha ha ha ha...

It’s the Chinese New Year and I’m doing New Year’s shopping for my family. I go to shopping malls and farmer’s markets every day. This year’s winter clothes are really cheating. A cashmere sweater costs more than 4000 yuan. I'm sorry...

If I buy one to go back to honor my father, I will save myself. Anyway, I don’t have to go out when I’m unemployed, so I’d better buy more home clothes in the future.

By the way, has anyone watched "Love Apartment 2"?I think Guan Gu's magical dinosaur home clothes are very cute. I don't know where they can be sold... Hey, hey... I really like the claws of the clothes.