[Orc] I'm a serious person

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Lin Qi is a Chinese American, and like many people, he loves to make vows, but never keeps them.

One of his favorite words is: "Isweartogod!" Lin Qi never worried about being retaliated by God, because he said: "I believe in Buddhism, but it is not under God's jurisdiction."

So one day, God finally lived up to his expectations and sent him a thunderstorm.Under the blinding white light, Lin Qi suddenly heard a distant and solemn voice: "Iseeyou!"

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Lin Qi: I am a decent person, not here to breed!

Go to his cute black wolf, go to his violent lion, go to his belly nigger mermaid!

I don't want to have children!

The purpose of this article: to be cute!All kinds of cuteness! ...

The author suddenly fell in love with humans, beasts & beastmen, so I made one myself~ If you encounter dog blood, please bring your own umbrella to avoid dog blood drenching your head...

PS: This article is 1 on 1 ~ the author is not cute NP

The author has a soft spot for ordinary protagonists, so it's no wonder that the son of God is a godlike horse~

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Search keywords: Protagonists: Lin Qi, Saru┃Supporting roles: Polsay, Rick, Kyle┃Others: Orcs, childbirth

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1. Avatar God...

Lin Qi is a Chinese American, and like many people, he loves to make vows, but never keeps them.

One of his favorite words is: "Isweartogod!" Lin Qi never worried about being retaliated by God, because he said: "I believe in Buddhism, but it is not under God's jurisdiction."

So one day, God finally lived up to his expectations and sent him a thunderstorm.Under the blinding white light, Lin Qi suddenly heard a distant and solemn voice: "Iseeyou!"

Standing among a group of people dressed in Tang suits, Lin Qi looked up to the sky and cursed: "Fuck you stingy Avatar God!" Then there was another dazzling white light, and the distant and solemn voice: "Ihearyou!"

This time, Lin Qi appeared in a primeval forest, and he stopped talking knowingly, for fear that if the white light flashed again, he would be staged in Jurassic Park.

This story tells us not to swear to God casually.

After calming down, Lin Qi sat on the ground and began to look through his backpack to check his belongings: a dozen thick A4 papers, he wrote "On the Expression and Artistic Conception of Literary Translation" for a month.He cursed a dirty word and threw the fruits of his labor aside.There is also Plato's "Utopia" and Russell's "History of Western Philosophy", which he snorted and discarded with confidence.

The above are the main items to support his soft school bag, and there are some small things left: the key to the room, a mobile phone, a few pens, a bottle of sports drink, a Swiss Army knife, a Zippo lighter, or a Tai Chi gossip pattern .When he took out the last thing, Lin Qi's expression finally relaxed a little - a civilian USP45, ten bullets - sorry, Lin Qi is not a terrorist, he is just a collector, really!This is the commemorative pistol for the 50th anniversary of the establishment of the HK company, and it is his lucky item.

After clearing his backpack, Lin Qi stood up and picked a random direction to move forward.Two hours later, he stared at a dozen A4 papers and two books that appeared in front of him, and stooped decisively to pick them up—to be used as firewood when it got dark!

As it turns out, he was right.It was completely dark, but Lin Qi was still wandering in the forest, surrounded by tall trees and short shrubs (...), the originally peaceful forest gradually became agitated as the sun set.He fumbled for another hour without giving up, finally gave up, and began to curse in his heart why he wanted to major in Western literature in the first place, which was of no help to the current situation.

By the way, their school doesn't have such majors as "survival in the wild" or "time travel self-help"...

Out of fear of wild beasts that might appear in the forest at night, Lin Qi picked a tree with thick branches and was easy to climb, and nestled at a place more than ten feet above the ground, holding his USP tightly in his hand—— loaded.

"Ahhh—" a howl of a wolf sounded, and Lin Qi, who was sleeping very lightly, was startled. He sat up straight and raised the gun in his hand.Since the howling of wolves was loud and distant, he really couldn't judge the distance, so he had to stay alert all the time.It wasn't until the sky turned white that he kowtowed his head, leaned his body a little bit, and fell down from the tree with a "bang"—fortunately, he didn't climb too high due to lack of ability. This story tells us that without the skill of Xiaolongnu Don't sleep in a tree.

After the fall, Lin Qi woke up immediately. He got up and looked around, and found that there were no traces of wild animals, so he opened his mouth and yawned in relief.

However, this yawn was only halfway through, and it was frightened back by a bloody man jumping out of the bushes, followed by a ferocious hyena - don't ask me this lack of field knowledge Why does the leading actor know hyenas? Because NCTV broadcast a program called "Animal World". Even if you haven't watched it in the United States, you know a movie that records the survival rules of jungle animals called "The Lion King"—— Lin Qi made a decisive decision and pulled the trigger on the hyena. After the gunshot, the hyena fell to the ground whimpering.

The man covered in blood stopped when he heard the gunshot, and when he turned his head, he found that the hyena that had been chasing him with high spirits had fallen to the ground. He looked suspiciously at the pistol that was still smoking in Lin Qi's hand , walked to the side of the hyena, and only heard a "click", Lin Qi saw the man wring the hyena's neck expressionlessly.

"..."

"..."

The crisis was resolved, and the two men looked at each other speechlessly.Lin Qi, who couldn't bear the loneliness, decided to break the silence first. In view of the man opposite him with deep facial features and green pupils, Lin Qi raised his hand without a gun and said, "Hello..."

The man narrowed his eyes and said, "#@￥%&?"

Due to the rising sound of the last word, Lin Qi arbitrarily added a question mark to this sentence.Lin Qi made a puzzled expression, shook his head, and said in Chinese: "I don't understand what you said."

The man also realized the language difference between the two, stopped talking, and suddenly walked over and put his face on Lin Qi's neck and sniffed.No matter how open Lin Qi was, he was still taken aback. Before he could reach out and refuse, the man had already retreated to a polite distance. He turned around and took two steps, then turned back and raised his chin at Lin Qi. The latter quickly picked up his backpack and followed him. up.

The man brought Lin Qi to a cave, probably his residence.When Lin Qi arrived, he was taken aback by the scene here—a dozen wolves were sitting at the entrance of the cave, and when they saw him, they all stood up immediately and bared their teeth at him.Lin Qi also said that the man's lair was occupied by wolves, so he immediately raised his pistol, but the man pressed it down.The latter murmured to the wolves, and the wolves relaxed and returned to their previous laziness.

It turns out that this guy is a Tarzan-like existence!Lin Qi sighed in his heart.

Lin Qi followed the man into the cave. Unexpectedly, there was a cave inside, and there was a pool of water. The spring water flowed into the pool along the stone wall. Lin Qi immediately let go of the depression of being bullied by God and his old man, and ran over to grab a handful of it. The water splashed on his face.

The man waited for Lin Qi to be excited enough, and then went into the water to clean his wounds, which made the latter blush for his behavior of presumptuousness.

While the man was busy, Lin Qi quietly looked at him.The man has short black hair. Because of being wet, the end of the hair is hanging on the man's neck at this moment, showing off his beautiful neckline; he has broad shoulders, narrow waist and narrow hips, and his muscles are following him to soak up the water His movements showed perfect lines; as the blood faded, the man's bronzed skin was clearly visible, stained with water droplets, which made people think of male models in fashion magazines.

Lin Qi looked down at his arms. His figure was definitely considered healthy and athletic in the eyes of Asians, but in Europe and America where macho men are everywhere, he can only be called "lady".

Just as Lin Qi was complaining, the man had finished washing and stood up. Lin Qi noticed a ferocious scratch on his back and a bite on his left shoulder, but the bleeding had stopped. It must have been done by the hyena just now.He silently prayed for the man's immune system that he would not get rabies.

"Gululu—" This is Lin Qi's stomach.From time to time, he hasn't eaten a grain of rice. By the way, he didn't eat breakfast on the day of time travel.

The man grinned, and dragged out a leg with a hoof from the corner, and put it in front of Lin Qi, it was raw.Lin Qi's expression twisted for a moment, and then he calmly took out a Swiss Army knife, a lighter, and "History of Western Philosophy" from his backpack, and watched the "History of Western Philosophy" being lit with a strange smile, and began to barbecue.

While Lin Qi was busy, the man picked up the pistol that he put aside and played curiously.Lin Qi took time out of his busy schedule to glance at it, and was immediately frightened out of his wits. He quickly pushed aside the muzzle of the gun that was pointing at him, grabbed the pistol and turned off the safety.The man didn't care much, and started playing with his Swiss Army knife and lighter again, without being stopped.

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