[Orc] I'm a serious person

After a long time, Lin Qi began to try to communicate with the man. He pointed at himself: "Lin Qi, Lin Qi." Repeated this several times, the man finally understood what he meant, and pointed at himself: "Salu."

After the exchange was successful, Lin Qi was excited for a while, and began to chatter about his own affairs: "So your name is Saru, are you a wolf boy or Tarzan of the ape? Let me tell you, I actually came here because I was not careful. I offended God, and was sent to such a place where no shit. Fortunately, I met you, otherwise, even if I was not eaten by wild beasts, I would be eaten by myself, really! Let me eat first if I want to time travel I'm full, fortunately I brought a gun with me, and this gun is indeed my lucky item..."

Saru listened quietly, probably guessing that Lin Qi was complaining about what happened to him.

"...Oh, it's a pity that I don't understand your language. I don't know if people here talk like this. How can we communicate in the future!..."

Lin Qi was still spitting bitter water, the meat on the side of the fire had already started to smell, Saru shrugged his nose, pushed Lin Qi to signal to him: "￥#%&."

Lin Qi shook his head: "It's not quite cooked yet, wait for a while." After finishing speaking, he crossed his hands in front of his chest and made an "X" motion, indicating that he could not eat it yet.

Saru didn't speak anymore, just stared straight at the piece of meat sticking out of the branch.Lin Qi became bored again and couldn't help but sang English songs. After singing two songs in succession, the meat was finally cooked!

Lin Qi took the Swiss Army Knife, saw Saru's expectant eyes, and had to cut a big one for him first.Saru took the meat, sniffed it, and tasted it carefully, his eyes lit up immediately, and he started to gobble it up.

Lin Qi helplessly ate his portion, thinking, I am astoundingly weeping ghosts and gods, I have never tasted the cooking skills except myself, I never thought that the first outsider who tasted it was a man, or a savage, I can't even understand the words of praise from others, so I'm at a loss!

Lin Qi didn't know that his first time laid the foundation for his future as the wolf king's chef.

2. Europe and America?Japanese! ...

Lin Qi hurried across without even bringing any decent clothes.Fortunately, he is not too fastidious. Taking off the T-shirt he had been wearing for three days, Lin Qi pointed to the animal skin fig leaf around Saru's waist, and then pointed to his lower body.Saru understood, and handed him a buckskin fig leaf.Lin Qi happily ran to take a bath.

After taking a bath, Lin Qi put on the animal skin and carefully looked at his exposed part—well, six-pack abs. Unfortunately, his foundation is weak and his muscles are limited.A pair of legs are straight and slender, and the explosive power contained in them can be vaguely seen through the muscle lines.He walked up to the only human, Saru, and posed like a bodybuilder: "How about it, I'm in good shape!"

Saru probably thought it was fun, and imitated Lin Qi in the same pose, and the latter immediately squatted in the corner to plant mushrooms.

Saru walked over and rubbed his face on Lin Qi's neck to show comfort.It took Lin Qi three days to fully adapt to Saru's movements. This is his way of expressing intimacy, probably a habit he developed from living among wolves since he was a child.

In the evening, a visitor came to the cave - a huge gray wolf.The reason why Lin Qi knew it was a visitor was because the wolves led by Saru were all dark in color, and this wolf was much lighter in color compared to them.

Saru chatted with him in a wolf's voice for a while, and the wolf suddenly walked up to Lin Qi's feet, circled around him twice, and sniffed him again, making Lin Qi stiff and afraid to move. move.

One person and one wolf snorted for a while before seeing off the guests, and then Saru led the pack of wolves out to hunt, leaving three wolves to guard the cave.

At this time, Lin Qi will start to entertain himself, wielding a Swiss army knife for a while, holding his lucky pistol for a while, posing various poses in imitation of gunfight movies, and also has his own voice of "piupiu".

Forgive the two missing children, it is not easy to travel alone.

After playing for a while, Lin Qi heard the wolf's guttural sound of warning, which was obviously not Saru's return to the nest.He quickly leaned against the cave wall and looked out quietly——

Well, Lin Qi has been frightened a lot since time travel, but this time his heart still constricted.

It is said that anyone who sees a male lion less than 10 meters away from him will be frightened and his legs will weaken!Lin Qi has no time to think about why lions appear in the forest. All he can think about now is whether the only 9 bullets left in his small USP can bring down this big guy.

What happened in the next moment really deviated from Lin Qi's common sense. In fact, the author was already worried that Lin Qi would become the first male protagonist who died of fright in the history of time travel——

That male lion turned into a living human being in front of Lin Qi!A human walking upright!

Lin Qi has already started to think about whether to shoot all the remaining bullets in the USP into his head.

After the lion turned into a brown-haired man, the hostility of the three wolves seemed to have decreased a bit, and there was no warning sound in their throats. They probably felt that the threat of turning into a human was lower than that of the lion, but they still stared vigilantly. this man.

The brown-haired man also seemed to have no intention of offending, and he showed more curiosity about Lin Qi in the cave.After seeing Lin Qi poking his head out of the hole, he immediately tilted his neck and looked at him.

"#@%&...? Chirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

This is what Lin Qi heard.The strong child had already recovered from the shock just now, and said to the human being in front of him with the corners of his eyes twitching: "I, I, I don't understand."

The man sat down where he was, stopped talking, and just looked at Lin Qi fixedly.Lin Qi didn't have the night vision ability of wild beasts, he couldn't see the man's expression clearly, he just froze at the entrance of the cave and didn't dare to move, and then... his mind wandered uncontrollably.

——Fuck me, I thought I was in the primeval forest, but it turned out to be the western world of magical orcs!Well, no matter what, it’s better than transmigrating into the animal world. Anyway, these animals that can turn into humans should have some humanity.

- No matter how stupid I am, what a fart!Where is the beastman world!Being able to become a human doesn't mean he has humanity, he changes around like a Transformer, I'm not the kind of guy who would be slapped to death in this world!

——Hey hey hey!Could it be that Saru also turned into a wolf?I made a fuss, I thought I found an organization, but it turned out that I was trapped in an enemy camp!This guy won't treat Lao Tzu as a food reserve!

Just as he was thinking, Saru returned from hunting with the pack of wolves. When he saw the man sitting at the door, he immediately jumped to block the entrance of the hole, arched his back and grinned, showing two sharp canine teeth, and howled at the man. .The rest of the wolves also spread out, encircling the man.Saru's obvious protective gesture made Lin Qi dispel his previous thoughts.

The man narrowed his eyes, smiled slightly, and said to Saru, "Saru, chirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

Saru snorted and replied, "Kyle, %￥&#!"

Lin Qi: "..."

The two chattered for a long time, and finally the lion man named Kyle stood up, smiled at Lin Qi with eight teeth, turned back into a lion and ran away.

Seeing Kyle's transformation in public, Saru's expression froze immediately, and he turned to look at Lin Qi, only to see that he had already turned around and entered the cave.He breathed a sigh of relief, distributed the prey, took the meat for two people, and stored the rest.

Saru handed the meat in his hand to Lin Qi: "Lin Qi, barbecue." During the few days of getting along, both of them learned some words commonly used by each other.

Lin Qi snorted, but didn't take it, just stared at Saru and said, "Are you hiding something from me?" Of course Saru didn't understand, but Lin Qi's attitude made his heart beat.Lin Qi then pointed at him, then pointed outside, and said in his language: 【You, wolf! 】

Saru choked, observed Lin Qi's expression carefully, and nodded.

Lin Qi immediately became angry: "Sure enough! What the hell are you doing without telling me, what are your plans!"

Saru explained in a panic: "%￥#@&￥%@!"

A language barrier is a terrible thing.Lin Qi gave up communicating, sat down resentfully, and cut the meat that Saru brought in with a knife.

Saru let out a pitiful "woo", crouched down and turned into a fluffy, black and shiny giant wolf.At this moment, this imposing and strong male wolf drooped its ears, and arched Lin Qi's shoulder with his nose. When the other party looked at him fiercely, he immediately greeted him with watery green eyes.

"It's useless to sell or be cute! I like European and American styles, and Japanese styles are not my style!" Lin Qi said stiffly, bowing his head and continuing to process the food in his hand.

Unwilling to give up, Saru arched again, sobbing and rubbing his head against Lin Qi's arm.

The touch from the arm was extremely soft, and Lin Qi cursed in his heart: I am a fool, does this thing use Rejoice!In the end, he still didn't control his cheap hand, and rubbed Saru's whole body up and down.

Saru received the signal of forgiveness, happily rubbed Lin Qi's neck, and stared at the barbecue by the fire.

3. It is really important to learn a foreign language well...

People who knew Lin Qi said that he was a short-sighted guy, but of course Lin Qi thought he was just open-minded and straightforward.Therefore, after wearing it twice in a row, and seeing the beast transforming into a human twice, he still calmly eats and sleeps, and even gained a little weight in three months.

Of course, during these three months, Lin Qi will not only use it to grow meat, he also gave full play to his language talent, and he can use "jiri gulu" and