[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

After a long time, Liu Xie finally said in a hoarse voice: "Qing...you really think about me, that's why you...sent me to Shouchun?"

Cao Cao blinked - it turned out that the reason was that Yuan Shu was frightened by going crazy at that time, so it can be regarded as asking.

Today just triggered the heart disease left over at that time...

Knowing the reason is easy to handle.

Cao Cao straightened up, and Liu Xie turned around as expected, fixedly looking at him, watching him raise his head, and hurriedly averted his eyes.

Cao Cao flattened the two horizontal lines on his face, which probably happened once in his life, and said kindly, "Yuan Shu has been punished, and Yuan Shao has also been taken down, waiting to be dealt with. Thirteen prefectures of the Han Dynasty, the ministers have Confidence, take over all the states and counties in the north within five years! Waiting for the north to be pacified before regaining the south is the plan for the future. Now, only Xiliang Ma Teng and Han Sui have more than [-] troops, but they cannot be as strong as Yuan Shu and Yuan Shao. If you force your ministers to peril, your majesty can live in Xudu safely from now on, and you don't have to worry about chaos and robbers anymore."

Liu Xie's eyes flashed with water, and he turned his head inward and said, "Then... that's good."

Cao Cao said: "If your majesty does not convict you, Cao Cao will issue an edict on your majesty's behalf——Cao Cao's knowledge of people is unknown, and the emperor is in danger, and he draws his sword to kill people before the holy car. The crime cannot be pardoned. ..."

Liu Xie turned around and said, "No, no...that's not what I meant..."

Cao Cao asked: "Dare to ask Your Majesty, how to deal with the minister?"

Liu Xie fell silent again.

Cao Cao said: "Your Majesty will not say anything, then... I will blame myself for a hundred court sticks, thank you Your Majesty for your kindness!"

He leaned over and kowtowed, got up and walked out, saying, "Where are the guards!? Cao Cao brought a hundred court staff himself! Hold the staff!"

Cao Ren and other generals were all in the courtyard, and when they heard this, they knelt down in fright and advised, "My lord, don't do it! Absolutely don't do it!"

Cao Cao shouted: "Don't talk too much! I am committing crimes on behalf of the emperor. You must not obstruct me! Back off!"

The generals and advisers lowered their voices, but continued to dissuade them.

There is only one Cao Pi, and he has no intention of persuading him at all.

Cao Cao pulled two soldiers out by himself, and took the wooden sticks for the door and stuffed them into the two soldiers. He lay down on the stone brick floor in the courtyard and shouted, "Hit! A hundred sticks! You can't do less!"

The two soldiers did not dare to fight, Cao Cao shouted: "Anyone who disobeys the order will be killed!"

Xu Chu shouted from the side: "My lord..."

Xun Yu stopped Xu Chu, shook his head, and the others dared not speak.

Crackling, really fighting.

After a dozen times, the little emperor came out of the room, stood under the door and cried, "Stop...stop! Stop it!"

Cao Cao waved his hands on the ground, the soldiers stopped and stood away with wooden sticks, Cao Cao stood up with his hands on his hands, but fell to the ground.

The rest of the people wanted to help, how could Shengjia have such freedom before, and they could stand up if they wanted to?I can only look at it stupidly.

The little emperor ran out and helped Cao Cao with his own hands.

As soon as Cao Cao tried hard, he pulled the emperor to his knees and fell in front of him.

Cao Cao hurriedly asked: "Your Majesty! Does it hurt?" His face was distressed and worried. Before he got up, he wanted to support Liu Xie to stand up first.

Liu Xie rolled down tears and said in a choked voice: "No punishment! No punishment!! From now on... from now on, I will not do stupid things in the future!"

Seeing that Liu Xie was about to collapse from crying, Cao Cao hurriedly hugged Liu Xie into his arms and said, "Okay! Okay! If Your Majesty says no punishment, then there will be no punishment."

Not easy!Cao Cao also squeezed some tears out.

The people around coaxed and persuaded, and it took a long time to persuade them.

Cao Cao sent Liu Xie into the house, and soon there was a decree-abolish the Sangong, restore the prime minister system, appoint Cao Cao as prime minister, and grant Wupinghou.

On this day, Cao Cao personally waited on the emperor until he fell asleep, and then he quit.

When he came out, he smiled at Xun Yu and the others: "It's a good thing to exchange a dozen sticks for a prime minister. There is no such thing as a good thing! Hahaha!"

All the subordinates were either emotional or facially paralyzed, to name a few.

Among the twelve boys around Liu Xie, the ones who were frightened by Cao Cao and wanted to go to Cao Cao to inform him. Dare to say "the little emperor took advantage of your absence and bullied your son"?

Monarchs and ministers rejoice together, celebrate together...

"As soon as I saw you, I thought of Yanzhou's dead pancakes."

Unusually unpalatable.

In front of Cao Pi, Liu Xie didn't look guilty at all, and gave Cao Pi such a comment.

Cao Pi blinked and said nothing else, not even talking to Liu Xie.

They are still in Xuzhou.

After Yuan Shao was arrested, Ju Shou escaped from the state capital and went to the camp of Yuan Jun outside the city. He encouraged Yan Liang and Wen Chou to lead 10,000+ soldiers and horses to go to Youzhou to find Yuan Xi.

Yuan Xi, Yuan Shao's second son, heard the news of Yuan Tan's and Yuan Shang's deaths and Yuan Shao's arrest, and immediately announced that he would succeed Yuan Shao as Marquis of Wuting. When the soldiers and horses of Yuan Shao's troops were confiscated, they rushed to Xuzhou quickly.

Cao Cao has four 10,000+ troops in his hands, but one-third is Yuan Shu's old troops, and the other two-thirds are Jizhou soldiers who reluctantly surrendered because Yuan Shao was in Cao Cao's hands.

Cao Cao's own Yanzhou soldiers were only [-].

Four 10,000+ troops were weak in resistance due to lack of morale, and were defeated for several days.

Cao Cao's head hurts from worrying outside, but Liu Xie is leisurely in the state capital.

The monarch and his ministers are in the period of "passionate love". Cao Pi has no way to sue, and Xuzhou has no such old Huangmen. Liu Xie seizes this time to grow fat—no, think about it.

The emperor's life is not easy...

After the suicide incident, Cao Pi never took the initiative to say anything to Liu Xie.

When kneeling, the mouth can see the mouth shape of "long live", but can't hear the sound.

This kind of behavior is rarely in line with the age.

The dead face pancake face is flattened all day long, and it is more attractive than when it is pretending to be dumb.

Liu Xie decided to take the initiative and show his favor.

But after watching Cao Pi for a long time after sitting in the case, he could only choke out this sentence-"As soon as I saw you, I thought of Yanzhou's dead dough pancakes."

Cao Pi ignored it and remained silent.

For dinner in the evening, a plate of Yanzhou dead noodle pancakes was added to the table.

This kind of bread, which Liu Xie has eaten is much better than the folk ones. After all, the materials are much better, but it is also very taxing to bite. Not to mention the stomach swells after eating, and the more you eat, the less your mouth will be. In the end, your stomach will be full. Yes, my mouth is so hungry.

Cao Pi didn't ask for rice, but pancakes for food.

Liu Xie was half full before reaching out to take a bite.

Cao Pi didn't look this way, but Liu Xie saw that Cao Pi's hand holding the chopsticks loosened, which had exposed all the joints before.

After he ate the pancake, Cao Pi's face was put on, and he was stunned.

Liu Xie sighed in his heart: children are easy to coax.

After hesitating until he went to bed, Liu Xie made up his mind, drove out all the waiters, pushed away the quilt, sat up and called: "Cao Pi."

The dead child turned his back on him!

Liu Xie waved his hands, enduring...

"Cao Zihuan!"

Cao Pi pulled the quilt and wanted to cover his head.

Liu Xie was so depressed that he wanted to go crazy, he spoke for the third time: "Zi Huan."

Cao Pi covered his ears and refused to listen.

Liu Xie said, "Do you want to kiss me?"

Cao Pi sat up with a "boom", staring at Liu Xie with his bright black eyes.

Liu Xie leaned over and said, "Did you hear that? If you don't speak, I'll pretend you don't want to."

Getting very close, breathing intertwined, Cao Pi's face turned red bit by bit.

Liu Xie stopped only an inch away from Cao Pi, waiting for Cao Pi to surrender.

……

The dead child did not surrender, his face recovered almost instantly, and then... he turned his head and fell asleep with his back to Liu Xie.

……

Liu Xie kicked over, couldn't bear it again, and exploded!

The emperor took the initiative to show his favor!Dare to take Joe! ?

Cao Pi was actually prepared, and with one hand backward, he was holding down the foot that Liu Xie had kicked.

Liu Xie picked up a pillow and threw it at Cao Pi. Liu Xie saw that the beating would not hurt anyone, and was about to change weapons when Cao Pi turned around and rushed over, pressing Liu Xie on the couch.

Liu Xie struggled a few times, but couldn't get away, panting and shouting: "Cao Zihuan!!! How are you doing!?"

Cao Pi said: "I should ask the emperor!? Don't you hate me? Why are you messing with me again!?"

Liu Xie was shocked: Yes...forgot...as soon as I got angry, I forgot my original intention.

Cao Pi was about to let go of Liu Xie, but Liu Xie lowered his eyelashes, and his raised voice softened: "Zi Huan..."

Before Liu Xie only called Cao Pi, Cao Pi was hit by the trick, and now, he continues to hit the target.

Cao Pi's subordinates relaxed, and Liu Xie stopped twisting. He blinked and said, "I didn't mean to hit you or something."

Cao Pi asked, "What about tattoos?"

Liu Xie said: "There are only you and Sima Yi by my side. Zhong Yu was expelled. Kong Xue is a very timid person who can't speak. Sima Yi always scares me. You are the only one... I thought I was going to Jizhou , when your father comes to take you back to Xudu, we will never see you again..."

Cao Pi said: "So don't be afraid of trouble, and take revenge on me?"

Liu Xie gritted his teeth in his heart: If you are stupid, you will die!Guess so accurate!

He said, "No, no! I'm afraid...I'm afraid that Zihuan will forget me."

Blink your eyes again, and watch the water vapor come up.

It's too easy to master such a trick as teary eyes!

Liu Bei is an elder who can cry as soon as he says it. With such a good blood relationship, is it not easy for Liu Xie to spread a few beans?

"I want to do something so that Zihuan will remember me no matter how long it takes...Yuan Shao is strong and strong, with four prefectures as his base. I went to Jizhou. I'm afraid I won't be able to come back in this life... Ugh~"

Before the practiced lines were finished, Cao Pi had already buried himself in the kiss.

long time...

Liu Xie gasped and asked, "Zihuan, Zihuan are several years younger than me, how can this happen?"

Cao Pi and Liu Xie pointed their noses and said: "Emperors of all dynasties are very masculine, which made the world popular. After my father became an official, how could I not get involved? I am my father's son. Knowing this...isn't it strange? "

Liu Xie is embarrassing - the ancestors of the Liu family did it for a long time!

Cao Pi rubbed against Liu Xie: "If the emperor wants to, just come to me."

"Ai?"

Liu Xie didn't understand at first, but when he understood what Cao Pi was referring to, his face immediately burned.