[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

"Cough... Zihuan is still young, just a kiss..."

Cao Pi said angrily: "How can I be small forever!? Your Majesty, don't underestimate people!!!"

Liu Xie laughed "hehe". Cao Pi didn't say that he didn't look down on him, but when Cao Pi said it, his expression was absolutely contemptuous: "Just you? Shiba Inu...uh! Zihuan...let it go, let it go! Cao, Cao Zihuan..."

Afterwards, the only sound that could be heard behind the curtain was the panting of the two.

In the end, someone still went to inform the secret, but it was not the case of Liu Xie bullying Cao Pi.

The next day Cao Cao sent someone to take Cao Pi to the camp outside the city, saying that he would train him to lead troops to fight.

The guards at Liu Xie's residence were no longer Cao Chun and Cao Pi's personal guards under Cao Chun, but another group of guards.

I don't know what's going on outside, but Liu Xie used Go pieces to pile up the terrain in the north of Xuzhou, but he was thinking about the south of Xuzhou.

None of Yuan Shao and Cao Cao would tell him the situation outside the battle, only a few words from them when they didn't care.

Yuan Shao once said that Lu Bu attacked Cao Cao's rear and could not return to Xudu from Yangquan.

Cao Cao said that some villains took advantage of the false attack and could not return the same way.

Cao Cao didn't mention who it was, and further confirmed Yuan Shao's words: Lu Bu has taken Yangquan.

If you pass through Yuzhou, the straight line from Xuzhou Lagen to Yangquan is only a few hundred miles!

Cao Cao's soldiers and horses are all on the northern line——

The state capital of Xuzhou is far less guarded than Changle Palace, the capital of Xuzhou——

Behind Lu Bu is the wealthy and powerful Jingzhou, and Liu Biao, the governor of Jingzhou, is a clan of the Han family——

Liu Xie took a sip of tea, his throat didn't itch or cough anymore, and those eyes that were always on him were also moved away.

Tapping the chessboard with one finger, and scanning the boys who were waiting around, Liu Xie thought evilly...

It was Cheng Yu who Cao Cao stayed in Xuzhou City to watch the little emperor.

Military generals are more useful in battle, and Cao Cao has Xun Yu by his side, even if there is something on Cheng Yu's side, the flying horse will report quickly.

The main reason was that he couldn't trust the little emperor and didn't dare to leave a mindless guard as a guard.

Liu Xie's cough persisted for a long time, and Cao Cao still used Dong Cuo to diagnose Liu Xie's illness.

That day when Dong Cuo came to see a doctor, Liu Xie coughed so hard that Dong Cuo panicked.

Cao Cao is cruel, if the little emperor's condition is not slowing down, I'm afraid his head will be lost!

Obviously the prescribed prescriptions are all symptomatic, how can I cough like this?

Liu Xie said: "I seldom have persistent illnesses, coughing and wheezing... Cough cough cough! Cough! I have taken too much medicine in the palace. I am afraid that the medicine prescribed by my husband is different from the one I took before, or the dose is not enough. Can you take the medicine for a while?" look."

Dong Cuo quickly picked up the medicine and showed it to Liu Xie. Liu Xie said, "Sure enough, the dose is not enough, cough cough cough! I have been taking the medicine for a long time, and the dose is higher than ordinary people."

Dong Cuo added a little at his discretion, and Liu Xie immediately became angry: "You said that the dose is insufficient, do you want to prolong my illness? Cough! Come on! Lock Dong Cuo up! Wait for the prime minister to come back! Cough cough!"

The guards rushed in and escorted Dong Cuo out.

Liu Xiecai didn't care what Dong Cuo called out, and while everyone around him was watching Dong Cuo screaming for injustice, he quietly took away two of the medicines, sulfur and saltpeter.

Cheng Yu rushed over after a while, Liu Xie explained the reason for Guan Dongcuo, and Cheng Yu immediately called other doctors to examine Dongcuo's prescription.

After some inspection, he persuaded Liu Xie to calm down. Dong Cuo used the medicine carefully and there was nothing wrong with it. Liu Xie said forget it and ordered Dong Cuo to be released.

That night Liu Xie thought it was cold, so he asked for some wine to warm himself up. Later, he felt that the wind was strong, and it kept leaking in from the window, making it cold, so he ordered a brazier to be placed inside the house.

Then it was very troublesome to go to the toilet.

The boys have long been used to it - the emperor doesn't like to use the toilet in the house, saying that he can't stand the smell of convenience in the house.

So out of the six people on duty at night, two were left in the house, two were waiting outside the latrine with lights, and the other two went into the latrine with lights.

The two waiting outside heard the little emperor inside say: "Turn around, don't look!"

This is also one of Liu Xie's tempers. Those who hold lamps and lift clothes have to turn their faces away, and they are not allowed to watch him go to the toilet.

Everything was the same as before, the four boys inside and outside were all dozing off, thinking that when Liu Xie finished tossing, he could go back to the house and doze against the wall later.

how do you know...

"Ahhhh!!!"

"emperor!?"

The spirit on the outside: Did the emperor fall into the pit! ?

Just thinking this way, I saw Liu Xie running out with his clothes in his hands, and then there was a "bang", and the toilet exploded.

Liu Xie made a small bomb, very small, like a firecracker.

Just threw it in the pit...

The two who accompanied Liu Xie in the latrine didn't understand what was going on, so they saw the emperor screaming and rushing out, and then...

When the two came out, they were full of stench.

The guards who came after hearing the sound were almost suffocated to death.

Liu Xie was very gracious and said: "Come here, go and get them a change of clothes, don't go all the way dirty, just change here!"

The guards went into the latrine to check, and it was horrible...

They didn't do the cleaning up. Since there was no safety issue, Liu Xie also asked them to return to their respective positions, so they all retreated quickly.

Liu Xie said: "Take off your clothes first, don't stinky your body, I have to go back to the house later."

The two had no choice but to take off their clothes. Liu Xie pointed to the corner between the tree and the wall next to the toilet and said, "Throw it there! I'll call someone to clean it up tomorrow."

The two picked up the dirty clothes with a small stick and threw them over.

After waiting for a while, after getting the clean clothes, I changed them and went back with Liu Xie.

After a while, Liu Xie thought they were smelly and kicked them all out.

After waiting for about half an hour, as the night darkened, Liu Xie got up quietly, went to the door and opened a crack to look.

These boys used to be noble sons of officials and eunuchs, unlike the servants who have been slaves and handmaids since childhood, they can abide by their duties.

I was sleepy late at night, and there was another door separated from my master, so I dared to sit on the floor and sleep, and everyone fell asleep.

Liu Xie stuffed his clothes under the brocade quilt, cut off a strand of hair and put it on the edge of the quilt, revealing a section, pretending that he was sleeping inside with his head covered, then wrapped a bottle of water and carried it on his back to climb the pillar.

At that time, the houses were all made of tile roofs, and it was very easy to remove the tiles.

He went on the crossbeam and rubbed it lightly, and it didn't take long to grind a hole enough for him to crawl out of.

Liu Xie was just like a mouse, he got out by relying on his small size, and then put the tiles back in place.

Here in Xuzhou, in a courtyard, the roofs are all next to each other.

Liu Xieshun went to the roof of the latrine, pulled down the tree, endured the smell, put the dirty clothes thrown by the servants on the satin clothes, and got the water in the bottle, and poured the muddy water on his head, face and whole body. Come over, the feet without shoes are especially wrapped, with a thick layer.

When it was done, he rubbed his eyes with his sleeves and headed towards the gate with his head down.

The guard was afraid of disturbing the little emperor's sleep, so he kept his voice down at night. Seeing a child dressed as a servant approaching, he shouted, "What are you doing?"

Liu Xie squeezed his throat and muffled his head, "crying" and said:

"Little, little one cleaning the latrine... slipped into the latrine, the emperor told the little one to get out of the mansion, don't pollute the well water in the mansion... woo... only come back after cleaning..."

As soon as he approached, the dozen or so guards at the door all retreated, covering their mouths and noses and frowning.

The whole body was still yellow, dripping continuously.

These guards were sent to guard the little emperor, and the people above had told them that all the servants around the little emperor were locked up by family members, even if they were allowed to escape, they would not dare to escape.

In addition, there was a "toilet" incident before, and it was disgusting, so the leader waved his hand and said: "Since the emperor said, you can clean it up yourself! Zhang Er, take him out of the mansion! Get him back when you're done! Go, go! Mrs. It stinks!! Why are you so stupid!!!"

The guard who was pointed out reluctantly said: "Follow me! Ten steps away from me!"

Lead the servant who fell out of the toilet.

It is easy to get out of the mansion if someone takes him with him, but the guards on duty along the way dodge one after another because of the smell.

If he hadn't come up with such a method, climbing the wall or something, he would definitely not be able to get out.

More than five steps, one post, ten steps, one whistle!On the tower, there are archers with open fire and quiver on their backs. These people have the most terrifying eyesight!

Moreover, although the state capital is not as big as the Changle Palace, it is still a large place with dozens of courtyards and countless roads. For Liu Xie, who is not familiar with the paths, it is almost like a maze.

After stepping out of the side gate of the state capital, Liu Xie breathed a sigh of relief.

There is a place to wash horses outside the gate of the state capital, just like the parking lot at the gate of the government now. The supporting facilities are complete and a car wash has been added.

The guard brought Liu Xie here, stood far away with a frown, and went to talk to the guards here, leaving Liu Xie here to clean himself.

Liu Xie saw the opportunity, took a good look at the direction of the city wall, and ran wildly.

I avoided the patrol all the way, walked not far under the city wall, and found the legendary dog ​​hole!

This kind of hole can't be drilled by an adult, but for a child, it's about the same height as a dog when lying down... Liu Xie climbed out of Xuzhou City very smoothly.

When the soldier realized that he was missing, he searched around but couldn't find him, so he went back to report.

It was only in the morning that Cheng Yu got the news.

Cheng Yu was careful, and hurried to the courtyard where the little emperor lived.

The servants went into the room to have a look, and came out to say that the little emperor was still sleeping. Although Cheng Yu felt something was wrong, he couldn't break in to have a look.

Because Liu Xie was ill, he often slept until after noon. After waiting for an hour, Cheng Yu became more and more uneasy, so he asked someone to set a fire in the nearby yard. Your Majesty! Please stand up, the courtyard next to you is on fire!"

Lifting the quilt, Liu Xie only had a lock of hair left, and he slipped away——

Cheng Yu almost fainted in a hurry.

Cao Cao has long confessed: the emperor is still young, quite restless, can run, you have to be more careful.

It took only a few days to say this, but it came true.

Cheng Yu didn't dare to hide it, so he sent a fast horse to inform Cao Cao, while blocking the news and led his men to search the city quietly.

Because the emperor was here, the gates of Xuzhou were strictly inspected in and out of the city, and none of the four gates found a single teenage child who went out of the city.

Searching to no avail, Cheng Yu came across a dog hole on the city wall by chance, and thought to himself: No... Impossible... How could the Son of Heaven go into a dog hole?