there are geese in the house

Jiang Yan was assigned to face foundation.

Early on Sunday morning, he had just finished washing his face when he was caught by Cheng Yikuan and began to dress up.She put on a little blue dress, the sleeves were made so big that goose wings could just pass through, the clothes were buttoned from the back, and a small bow tie was stuck on the chest.I also put on a pair of black shoes on my feet. They are soft-soled and have the same shape as goose feet. Although they are uncomfortable, they are tolerable.

The only thing I can't bear is the little hat on the head.That thing couldn't be fixed at all, or Cheng Yikuan couldn't wear it, anyway, it would fall off after wearing it, and he tossed it back and forth several times.

Jiang Yan hated it to death, and looked at Cheng Yikuan angrily.

Cheng Yikuan noticed that it was angry, and said plausibly: "Your mother asked for this! It has nothing to do with me."

The night before, the veterinarian enthusiastically formed a small group of baby geese, including Wang Yan, Cheng Yikuan and the mother goose’s owner, Miss Dodo, and popularized science in it: “The geese usually move in groups. ,The two of them are only children, and they may not be used to it at first. Don't worry, let them get along for a while, cultivate their relationship and then consider other things. "

All three agreed, and after making an appointment for Mian Ji's address the next day, they started chatting.

Wang Yan was more excited. She first asked Miss Dodo, "Is your goose girl called Xiaomi? Do you have any photos?"

Dodo sent a short video.

In the morning light, a big white goose was swimming in the lake, occasionally looking at the camera, with a graceful figure and a demure temperament.

Dodo asked: "Where's your goose's? Can I have a look?"

Wang Yan thought about her own stupid goose, it seemed that she almost had this kind of floating beauty, so she quickly found a better-looking one, and added a filter with her mobile phone.

I was busy here, and I saw Cheng Yikuan post a small video in the group.

—the Muggle stretched its neck, pushing an apple from side to side, and from there back to this side.

Wang Yan: "..."

Dodo: "..."

Wang Yan was immediately ashamed.

Cheng Yikuan didn't feel anything wrong, and explained: "It was just filmed tonight."

It took Dodo a while to reply: "Very cute."

Wang Yan: "..."

She didn't reply and called Cheng Yikuan directly.

"Brother, don't be so good." Wang Yan said depressedly, "Muggles are still very handsome, if you don't get in touch with them, you can't tell that you are a stupid goose."

"It's not stupid." Cheng Yikuan turned his head and glanced at the big goose loitering in the study, "He's too smart, he belongs to the school of great wisdom and foolishness."

"Forget it." Wang Yan was helpless, after thinking about it, she had to ask him, "You can dress him up tomorrow."

"How to dress up?"

"Put him in a beautiful little dress." Wang Yan said, "Doesn't it have several clothes and shoes? Anyway, it won't bite you anymore. You pick a nice one and dress him up. At least he looks like a pet." Goose."

Cheng Yikuan turned his head, looked at the Muggles, and thought that if he wanted the goose, he had to have a smooth foundation first, so he readily agreed.

Jiang Yan put on new clothes and enjoyed a rare privilege. Instead of being locked in the flight case, he put it directly on the back seat.

The car soon arrived at Huxin Park.

Few people come out in the morning.

Jiang Yan followed Cheng Yikuan all the way in, and was shocked when he saw a big white goose and a beautiful woman standing in the pavilion in the distance.

Wife looks good!

How can it be so beautiful? !

He has seen many beauties before, and Wang Yan belongs to the little beauties, but this Duo Duo looks more majestic... a bit like Gao Yuanyuan, but this one is younger and taller, with bright eyes and bright teeth, and she smiles before she speaks. .

Jiang Yan was dumbfounded.

Cheng Yikuan was also slightly taken aback.

Dodo walked towards them with the female goose Xiaomi, and when she got close, she first smiled and extended her hand: "Hello, I am Dodo, the owner of Xiaomi."

Cheng Yikuan shook his hand back with a smile: "Muggle...uncle, Cheng Yikuan."

Xiaomi on the opposite side looked at Jiang Yan, and Jiang Yan's eyes were glued to the hands of the two humans.

"Are you his uncle?" Dodo looked at Jiang Yan, her attention was obviously still on Cheng Yikuan, "I thought you and Yanran were a couple."

Jiang Yan raised his head all the time, looking at this and that with his eyeballs dripping. When Duo Duo finished speaking, he couldn't help thinking, what does it mean to be a couple? False, that is also a couple, and they are going to get married.

After waiting for a while, Cheng Yikuan just smiled without explaining.

Jiang Yan suddenly felt uncomfortable.

Xiaomi on the opposite side kept looking at him with her head tilted. During the time the two humans were chatting, she probably thought that Jiang Yan was not bad, so she walked over swaggeringly and touched Jiang Yan with her wings.

Jiang Yan was in a bad mood, looked at the two talking vigilantly, and then moved aside.

Xiaomi came over again and rubbed his belly against him.

Impatient, Jiang Yan turned from Cheng Yikuan's left to the right.

"Do you know what kind of Muggle it is?" Seeing that the two were playing well, Dodo turned around and walked towards the lake, and asked with a smile, "Look at him, he looks very handsome and has a long neck."

Cheng Yikuan walked behind and turned his head to look: "Are there many varieties of geese?"

"Of course." Duoduo smiled, "Xiaomi is a cross between the imported Rhine goose and the local Zhedong white goose."

Cheng Yikuan was stunned when he heard this, and turned his head to look at the little goose who was closely following the Muggles. She had a slender neck and was quite beautiful.

"No wonder," Cheng Yikuan sighed, "It turned out to be a mixed race."

Duoduo couldn't help laughing: "It doesn't mean that it's good-looking because it's mixed. I think the Zhejiang white goose is very beautiful. Luo Binwang's "Ode to the Goose" and Wang Xizhi's big goose are all of this breed."

Jiang Yan couldn't help but look up frequently.

As a goose, he himself doesn't know this.

The beauty still went to see Cheng Yikuan: "Where are you from? Have you always lived on Jianghuai Road?"

Cheng Yikuan was slightly surprised, but still nodded: "Yes, but I haven't been back for long."

"No wonder," Dodo suddenly realized, "My friend lives in the same neighborhood as you. I often go there to play, but I've never seen you."

Jiang Yan: "..." He felt that the two were talking too much, and couldn't help but want to peck Cheng Yikuan's trousers with his mouth. He had just walked two steps, but was stopped by Xiaomi.

"Uh-huh—" Xiaomi lightly said to him, "Gah?"

Jiang Yan: "..." What?

Seeing that it didn't respond, Xiaomi leaned over again, and rubbed his belly against him: "Mm--"

Jiang Yan: "..." I don't understand, old girl!

Cheng Yikuan walked farther and farther away from the beauty, Jiang Yan was angry and upset, and impatiently "raised" casually, and walked forward quickly.

Unexpectedly, he only took two steps when he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing up behind him.

Xiaomi changed his face in an instant, and bit Jiang Yan with flickering wings.

Jiang Yan couldn't react in time, and was almost torn off a tail feather by it.Not daring to turn his head now, Jiang Yan quickly flapped his wings and started to flee.

However, he was still not as proficient as Xiaomi in using wings. Jiang Yan slapped desperately, too fast and not strong enough. After running a short distance, Xiaomi caught up with him and stepped on his back.

Xiaomi was so aggressive that he slapped him hard with his wings, and bit the hair on Jiang Yan's neck again.

Cheng Yikuan and Dodo also saw the movements of the two geese.

The two were still puzzled.

"Is this going to be matched?" Cheng Yikuan was shocked, "Isn't this too fast?"

The doctor taught them that when the geese are mating, the male goose is on top and will pull the hair on the neck of the female goose, so if this happens, ask them not to disturb them.Now the two geese are chasing after each other and entangled together, one is on top and the other is on the bottom.

It's just that the one below is obviously very dissatisfied and very wrong.

Dodo took a closer look, and felt something was wrong: "Why do I look, the one riding on it is Xiaomi?"

Cheng Yikuan also found out, because the one whose back was trampled was wearing blue clothes and black shoes.I don't know where the little hat is lost, and one of the shoes is missing

He felt puzzled, wondering if these two geese were playing tricks?But you can't say that in front of a girl.Cheng Yikuan hesitated for a moment, took out his phone, and took a picture of the two geese.

The photo was just taken, and before it was sent to the veterinarian for questioning, the two geese were separated.

The Muggle's clothes were torn, only half of it was hanging on the wing, and the other shoe was missing, and it was running towards him with its neck stretched out.Xiaomi followed closely behind, with the same posture, like a small plane gliding.

Cheng Yikuan was still thinking about why this posture became more and more familiar the more he looked at it, when he saw the rushing Muggle open his mouth and let out a loud cry.

Cheng Yikuan: "!!!"

What the hell!

He hasn't been bitten for so long, he forgot!This goose is about to bite!

Cheng Yikuan threw the phone into his pocket, howled, turned and ran.There was no one in Huxin Park in the early morning, so he ran away at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint, looking back as he ran to see if the goose was catching up.

Jiang Yan is now fully supported by anger.

Ever since he passed on a Muggle, he has experienced several major events, such as bravely fighting a wretched man, being tough and vicious to his mother-in-law, who would want to be crushed by a mother goose and beaten into such a bear by a careless move!

Clothes are torn!

And Cheng Yikuan, who was the one to blame, was still chatting there!

Oh, the mixed race looks good!

Oh, Wang Xizhi's big goose!

Oh, and take pictures!

let's go!

The little fire in Jiang Yan's heart hit the ground, and he chased Cheng Yikuan tightly with all his strength, insisting on biting him to vent his anger.Xiaomi was still following behind at first, but later he realized that something was wrong, so he stopped and went back to find the owner.

Cheng Yikuan ran more than half a circle around the center of the lake, and finally couldn't hold on anymore.

He jogged for a few steps to buffer, and stopped altogether, propping up his knees to confess his cowardice.

"I, I, I am an ancestor..." Cheng Yikuan ran to the ground out of breath, "I, I can't do it, you can do whatever you want!"

Jiang Yan had already caught up, and Cheng Yikuan was sweating all over his forehead as he ran, panting like an old cow.

Jiang Yan hesitated, it was impossible not to bite, and he was still angry.

But if he bites, will it be inconvenient for him to move after biting his leg?hand?Too much hand use...waist?A man's waist cannot be bitten...the shoulder, it seems that there is not much meat, it may be very painful.

He stood there hesitating, then stared at Cheng Yikuan up and down.

Cheng Yikuan waited for a while, and turned his head to see it in shock: "What's the matter, you still have to pick a piece of meat?" As soon as he finished speaking, a white shadow flashed in front of him.

"Damn it—" Cheng Yikuan screamed, "You fucking bit my ass!"