there are geese in the house

Jiang Yan rushed over aggressively, thought about it when he sipped, and didn't feel embarrassed to bite more, so he grabbed a little bit of meat.However, he forgot that the less he bites, the more painful it will be, and Cheng Yikuan's tears are almost bursting from the pain.

After the big goose let go of him, Cheng Yikuan held his buttocks for a long time before he couldn't help saying: "Okay, let's vent your anger now!"

Jiang Yan turned his head away and walked back with unsteady steps.

When I returned to the original place, the beauty and the female goose were no longer there.Cheng Yikuan picked up the little shoes and hats that had just been dropped along the road.Jiang Yan looked around, guessing that the goose must have gone to play in the lake.When he came, he thought about taking the opportunity to play in the lake for a while, although he was still afraid, but the nature of geese is here, so there shouldn't be any accidents, not to mention that Cheng Yikuan can swim, if he can't, just wait for Cheng Yikuan to rescue him.

As a result, he had a falling out with Cheng Yikuan after all this trouble, and he lost his interest.

Unhappily, Jiang Yan followed Cheng Yikuan into the car, squatted down on the back seat, as motionless as a mountain.

Cheng Yikuan's butt was still hurting, he made a "hiss" and rubbed it, and then took his mobile phone to chat with Dodo in the WeChat group: "I'll take the Muggle back first."

Dodo was still in the park, and quickly sent him a voice message: "It's ok. Were the Muggles frightened just now?"

After posting one, he tattooed it immediately, "Why are you still running away? It won't bite you."

Cheng Yikuan said helplessly: "It will bite." And it has already finished biting.

Dodo smiled: "Then let's make an appointment another day. You can add me as a friend, so that you can contact me when you have time in the future. Next time I go to find friends, I can also take Xiaomi with me to find Muggles together."

Cheng Yikuan was taken aback for a moment, before he wanted to explain, Wang Yan came out to interrupt.

"No need." Wang Yan said, "If you want to walk the geese, just come to me. Muggles are only fostered by him for a few days."

Dodo didn't make a sound this time, but replied "ok".

Only then did Wang Yan call to inquire about the situation.

Cheng Yikuan turned on the hands-free, and had to briefly describe the situation of the face-to-face.

"Why are you still fighting?" Wang Yan was very worried, and shouted again: "Guagua?"

Jiang Yan agreed with an "ang" sound.

Wang Yan asked, "Have you been bullied?"

Jiang Yan couldn't help but wanted to nod his head, but when he thought that Wang Yan couldn't see there, he just "hummed" aggrievedly.

"It's not considered being bullied. Anyway, I still have the strength to chase me and bite me. I chased me for seven or eight hundred meters." Cheng Yikuan couldn't help but said, "It's just that the clothes were torn. Disgraceful."

Wang Yan was relieved, and couldn't help laughing again: "Why did it bite you so well? Did you do something bad?"

Before Cheng Yikuan could speak, Jiang Yan immediately let out an "anger".

"..." Cheng Yikuan turned to look at him, defending himself: "What bad things can I do?"

"Don't tell me." Wang Yan said, "I've seen Duo Duo's circle of friends. She is a beautiful woman. Are you busy chatting with beautiful women and ignoring me?"

Jiang Yan couldn't bear it anymore, and nodded frantically aside.

Wang Yan clicked her tongue again, and tapped over there: "You should pay attention, you like men and others don't know, if you give bad hints to beautiful women, it will be troublesome."

Cheng Yikuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What hint did I give? The two of us have spoken less than ten sentences in total."

"That's different. It basically depends on the face. The face is pretty, and even if you can smile, you can laugh." Wang Yan said, "When I told my parents that I was going to marry as a dowry, they didn't believe me. How could I suddenly change my mind after being crazy for so many years. Then when you came out to meet, they immediately changed their minds. No wonder, for a handsome guy like you, I’m just a ball of steel wool, and I can straighten up when you lift me up.”

Cheng Yikuan couldn't help laughing, and said helplessly, "Okay, isn't such a handsome person like me worth a commercial street?"

Wang Yan laughed loudly: "I was just about to tell you, my mother thought something had happened when it was said that the wedding was postponed yesterday. Then I added more details, and she chased me some good things. Longheng Plaza, you know ?"

Cheng Yikuan asked: "Your?"

"Yes." Wang Yan said cheerfully, "I'm like Fan Jinzhongju now. Anyway, real estate can't be cashed out, so if you spend a bit of cash, it will be less. After counting, things that can make money are the cutest!"

Yesterday Wang Yan said that she was going to negotiate, Cheng Yikuan thought she was just talking to the hotel, but she didn't expect this girl to talk about her parents.

The effect is not bad.

"Then you are worth it." Cheng Yikuan sighed, "I'm the only one who is pitiful, Jiang Yan is busy these two days, and he can't make an appointment even if he wants to."

He hung up after saying a few words to Wang Yan, checked the time, and at nine o'clock in the morning, he couldn't help calling Jiang Yan again.

Of course no one picked up there.

Seeing it from the back seat, Jiang Yan couldn't help snorting, thinking, I don't believe it, I don't see where you want to meet, obviously you chatted so happily with the beauty.

He kept tilting his head and ignoring people. When he returned to the community, Cheng Yikuan stopped the car, and it also wobbled ahead.

The more Cheng Yikuan looked at it, the more he felt that this goose was a little too shrewd.

He had to go out to do errands at noon, saw the goose go back to the room to sleep on its stomach, thought about it, cut some fruits for him and put them in the basin, added a lot of vegetables, and then went out with confidence.

Jiang Yan waited for the door to be closed before opening his eyes again.He didn't go out immediately, but ran to the balcony to have a look. He didn't feel relieved until he saw Cheng Yikuan going out from the unit door and drove away. He immediately trotted open the door and went straight to the study.

I saw the capacitive pen yesterday, Jiang Yan bit it carefully and ran back to the bedroom, dragged out the e-book hidden last night from under the bed, bit the pen with his mouth, poked it a few times, and finally opened the screen.

Sure enough, the first page of the library is full of books about geese.

Jiang Yan looked at it seriously for a while, spread a piece of paper on the floor, picked a few pieces of fruit from the rice bowl, arranged them all, and then began to sit upright and watch.

The first is the basics.Jiang Yan and his party looked down without stopping, first studied the head, and when he saw the description of "...the youthful goose face is delicate and wrinkle-free", he couldn't help standing up, and ran to the full-length mirror to look.

It's quite handsome, Jiang Yan thought to himself, no matter what kind of Zhedong white goose and black goose he is, this is the standard goose face, how beautiful it is.

He looked to the left, turned his head, and looked to the right. The more he looked, the more handsome he felt. Then he ran back satisfied, lay down and continued reading.

Next sentence, "Healthy goose eyes are lively and responsive."

Jiang Yan: "..."

He couldn't help standing up again, ran to the full-length mirror, blinked his left eye, looked at his right eye, gave a fierce look for a while, and winked for a while...

Although it was just a pair of black beans, Jiang Yan felt that his pair of black beans were extraordinarily clean and different.

After admiring it, he took another step back, straightened his chest, looked at his beautiful chest muscles, turned around again, and showed off his powerful wings.

When I returned to the e-book, the screen of the e-book was already black.

Jiang Yan thought for a while, and simply pushed the e-book, stylus, and the small fruit plate he had just prepared to the mirror one by one.Read a book and look at yourself in the mirror.The previous text was fine, until he turned the page and saw a sketch of a hairless bald goose.

Jiang Yan: "..."

He suddenly thought of the incident that he was almost plucked that day, and it was a shadow of a goose.

Jiang Yan half-closed his eyes, and carefully skipped over this page. Who would have thought that he didn't read much, and flipped through it again, and the new schematic diagram was still a plucked bald goose.

This chapter is about the health judgment of geese, which is exactly what Jiang Yan will focus on learning.

He thought for a while, but knowledge was more important, so he mustered up his courage and started to compare and study his own structure in front of a goose that looked like a white-cut chicken.

"3 is my back," Jiang Yan nodded while watching, and silently compared, "5 is my tail, 6 is my thigh, and my thigh... Well, 10 is my wingtip..."

Jiang Yan looked at the picture, tried his best to ignore the Juewei wing tip that popped up in his mind, and continued to look down: "11 is the middle of my wing, 12 is the root of the wing..."

After reading the basic diagrams, Jiang Yan noted the differences in performance between healthy and sick geese, then looked down and turned to the chapter on anatomical diagrams.

He was refreshed now—although the anatomical diagram was also hairless, it marked the various muscles of the goose.

Jiang Yan raised his wings and said silently: "This is the deltoid muscle, and the lower part is the triceps arm..."

Today, being pressed and beaten by that mother goose is the result of not exercising my deltoid and triceps well.Jiang Yan drew a key point for his fitness plan, and then looked down.

He had only read a third of the first book, and he couldn't remember it.

Drowsiness gradually hit, Jiang Yan guessed that he might have to go back, hurriedly hid the e-book and pen, ate all the fruits, and went to the bathroom to use the toilet.Only then did he find a comfortable place, and lay down on his stomach safely.

The interval between going back this time is very short.

Jiang Yan obviously felt that he hadn't fallen asleep over there, his eyes lit up, and when he opened his eyes again, he had already returned to the human body.

Cheng Yikuan's missed calls, and Lao Yu's and Zhang Yuanfan's were on the phone.

Jiang Yan replied to the other two first, and then read Cheng Yikuan's message.

It turned out that the dress was ready, and Cheng Yikuan asked him to try it on in the past two days, so that he could get the dress after fine-tuning twice.

Although Jiang Yan can no longer be the best man, the clothes have already been ordered and he likes them himself, so he has been planning to pay for them himself.This time it happened to be trying on clothes, he thought about it, and he hadn't had the experience of turning into goose consecutively in the same day, so he simply contacted the store and drove there by himself.

Trying on clothes is very simple, but the process is relatively cumbersome, and the designer confirmed with him the selection of a few small details.Jiang Yan struggled for more than an hour, and when he was about to leave, he found a familiar black car parked outside.

Cheng Yikuan waited for him to come out, then lowered the car window and shouted.

Jiang Yan opened the door and sat in.

"Why did you drive by yourself today?" Cheng Yikuan asked, "I was thinking of picking you up."

The two hadn't seen each other for almost two days, and he was always thinking about it, and he couldn't be too clingy, so he endured it all the time.Now Jiang Yan was sitting beside him, revealing his fair face and neck, his eyes were clean and unguarded, he couldn't help but feel a little eager to move.

Jiang Yan didn't have these thoughts in his mind. After all, in his opinion, the two of them had just gone out in the morning and had a fight.

"I'm just trying on clothes." Jiang Yan said, "You're not on the way, so don't bother."

Cheng Yikuan glanced at him: "No trouble, I wish I could have such trouble every day."

Jiang Yan looked up at him suspiciously.

"We haven't seen each other for more than a day." Cheng Yikuan could only say bluntly, "Don't you miss me?"

Jiang Yan was slightly stunned, and then remembered that the last time the two met was Friday night.

Cheng Yikuan didn't wait for him to answer, and said to himself: "Anyway, I miss you."

Jiang Yan: "..." He was somewhat embarrassed, but he couldn't help thinking about it, and he didn't usually see it.

What kind of thinking is the real thinking?

Cheng Yikuan asked again: "How about having dinner together tonight?"

This can have.

Jiang Yan nodded: "What do you want to eat?"

Cheng Yikuan thoughtfully said: "You choose a place."

Jiang Yan seldom goes out to eat, and he has no idea, so he declined: "You choose, I can eat anything."

"Then go eat roast duck?" Cheng Yikuan smiled, "There is a new roast duck restaurant in front, and it is said to taste good."

Just as Jiang Yan was about to nod, he suddenly froze again—the duck in the oven in the roast duck restaurant was skewered with the bald goose in the book.

It seems that something is weird.

"Can I change the place?" Jiang Yan touched his body, feeling a little cold.

"Oh, okay." Cheng Yikuan was stunned for a moment, then asked again: "How about the Cantonese restaurant? MM's roast meat is pretty good."

MM's roast meat is really good, but the most famous one is roast goose, almost every table must order it.

Jiang Yan made up his mind to see how the goose was being roasted all the time.

"..." Jiang Yan asked, "Would you like to see another house?"

He asked very politely, but rejection was written all over his face.

Cheng Yikuan was a little embarrassed this time.He looked at Jiang Yan and was about to speak when he suddenly remembered a place.

"I know what you want to eat." Cheng Yi breathed a sigh of relief, drove the car out, and said proudly, "I should have wanted to take you to eat earlier, but I should be free right now."

Jiang Yan also breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but ask, "What do you eat?"

"Guess what?" Cheng Yikuan smiled and blinked at him, "I always remember what you had to eat every week when you were in school."