there are geese in the house

Jiang Yan knew that if such a thing was told, most people would definitely not believe it.So he was going to provide clues to prove it when Cheng Yikuan asked him "how is it possible", such as mentioning the little goose feather caught in the book.

Who would have thought that Cheng Yikuan would not mention this at all.

"I can really turn into a goose, really." Jiang Yan said anxiously, "And it's sister Wang Yan's big white goose, Muggle."

There were still people walking around from time to time, Jiang Yan was anxious but didn't dare to say more, even gestured and winked.

Cheng Yikuan only thought he was cute when he saw him like this.

What happened to Jiang Yan that made him prefer to make up such a lame excuse rather than tell the truth?Cheng Yikuan couldn't help but get entangled. It shouldn't be serious. What he said today might be a hint. When he is ready, he will tell himself.

"Okay, okay." Cheng Yikuan figured it out by himself. Seeing Jiang Yan anxious, he smiled and comforted him, "It's what you say. Let's go eat first?"

Jiang Yan froze for a moment: "...do you believe it?"

He looked at Cheng Yikuan suspiciously.

Cheng Yikuan took his shoulders and walked forward: "I believe it. What should we have for lunch?"

Jiang Yan followed for two steps, but after thinking about it, he still felt wrong: "No, how could you just believe it?"

"Then do you want me to believe it, or do you want me not to believe it?"

"Of course it's a letter."

"That's it." Cheng Yikuan rubbed his hair and asked, "Then what shall we have for lunch?"

Believe it or not, the topic was ended on eating.

Cheng Yibang Jiang Yan went to an alley next to the shopping mall. There was a vegetarian restaurant inside. There was neither a sign nor a reception at the door. At first glance, he thought it was an ordinary residence.

Of course, the layout and dishes inside are very unusual. Every meat dish is highly restored, and the presentation is especially exquisite.There is only one piece of Dongpo meat, and only two or three short ribs, occupying a corner of the porcelain plate.

Jiang Yan tasted "Dongpo Pork", which is made of winter melon and tofu, but the taste is almost exactly the same as real Dongpo Pork.

"It's really well done!" He was a little surprised, and said to Cheng Yikuan, "I used to eat vegetarian food in temples when I was young, but it's far from this."

After he finished speaking, he looked around and saw that there were not many tables in the whole hall, so he wondered again: "The cooking is so delicious, why no one came?"

"It's not that no one comes, it's that they don't welcome you." Cheng Yikuan smiled: "Do you know how much the per capita consumption here is?"

"How many?"

Cheng Yikuan compared his fingers, three thousand.

Jiang Yan was startled, looked down at the table full of vegetarian dishes, and then looked at Cheng Yikuan.

"This is where my mother and the others come. It says it's a membership system, but it's actually not open for processing. Most of them are for facial recognition." Cheng Yikuan lifted the cover of the matsutake soup for him, and said, "I don't know Whether you can come in the future, before my mother says hello, I will bring you over to have a taste first."

The dishes cost [-] yuan per capita... It's not a first-tier city. Jiang Yan has never heard of it before, let alone seen it. Now that he tastes it carefully, he still feels that the price is too outrageous.Of course, for many people, the environment and health are the first, and the price is not important to them.

But hearing what Cheng Yikuan meant, it seemed that his mother hadn't reconciled with him yet.

"What's your mother's attitude now?" Jiang Yan asked, "Have you changed after the wedding?"

Cheng Yikuan shook his head: "It's the same as before. But once the wedding is held, she and my dad will save a lot of trouble. After all, it's within the system..."

Jiang Yan nodded his head to express his understanding. Although it is a beautiful and happy dream to do, in fact, everyone has their own hardships in life. In the past two years, he still felt that the environment was relaxed, but recently things have happened one after another... In it, not as optimistic as others.

"This time, my mother's classmates and friends are here, most of them are out of town. I don't usually get in touch with them." Cheng Yikuan said, "But I'm still discussing with Wang Yan. Once the formalities are completed, we will You can 'divorce' as appropriate."

"Don't be too deliberate." Jiang Yan knew that he was discussing with himself, and smiled, "It's a bit strange to inform others of my divorce carefully. I don't like to deal with people, and those people don't communicate with each other. We live our own lives. Good."

Cheng Yikuan thought for a while, nodded, and looked at him with a smile: "You mean, you agree to be with me?"

"Agreed. But..." Jiang Yan looked at him seriously, and said helplessly, "I will really turn into a goose, are you sure you want to be together?"

Cheng Yikuan only thought he was playing tricks.

"Sure." Cheng Yikuan smiled, and raised his right hand again, "Whether it's poor or rich, sick or healthy, becoming a goose or a duck... I am willing to do it all."

Cheng Yikuan was very happy when Jiang Yan was sent home.Jiang Yan hesitated to speak several times along the way, but couldn't bear to poke him like that.

He went upstairs by himself, took out the key to open the door, and remembered that there was another one hidden under the doormat, and felt it still there.

Jiang Yan thought for a while, found glue from home, and glued the corners of the doormat to the ground. Because the doormat is thick and soft, it is not easy to detect the key inside.After finishing this, he sent Cheng Yikuan a picture of hiding the key, thought for a while, and reiterated the matter of turning into a goose, and then went back to bed and continued to draw.

Cheng Yikuan had just returned to his parents' house when he received the message.Cheng's father called him temporarily to ask him to go back, so Cheng Yikuan had no choice but to make a detour, and when he passed by the supermarket, he went in to buy some rice noodles.

Father Cheng was strolling downstairs with his hands behind his back, and when he saw his son grabbing a bag of flour from the car, he couldn't help nagging: "Your mother and I are not old yet, why did you go all the way to buy this? There is a convenience store downstairs."

Having said that, he couldn't stop laughing, and hurriedly walked ahead to open the door.

Cheng Yikuan put his face on his shoulder and held the rice in the other hand, wanting to say that he didn't come here often and that he should do some work, but after thinking about it, he felt that this would hurt others, so he had to give up.

The father and father went upstairs while talking, opened the door and entered the house, but Cheng's mother was not there.

Cheng Yikuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, moved his things to the kitchen, and when he came out, his father took a bunch of keys.

He looked at it, stood where he was and didn't answer.

"Yi Kuan," Cheng's father put the key on the coffee table in front of him, and sighed, "This house is bought for you, you don't live here, and your mother and I don't need it. Isn't this a waste of resources?"

"That's a wedding room." Cheng Yikuan said, "Dad, you know I can't do it. Wang Yan and I are only married in form, so we can't live together."

Father Cheng didn't speak.

"Physical marriage is already the biggest concession I can make. No matter what, you and my mother don't have to embarrass you in front of relatives and colleagues, and you don't have to endure those stares and ridicules." Cheng Yikuan said, "I didn't force you to accept it, and you don't have to. Don't make me change, okay?"

Father Cheng tilted his face and nodded for a long time, but he still pushed the bunch of keys and let him take it away.

Knowing his father's intentions, Cheng Yikuan picked up the key and put it back into the latter's hand: "I have money and a place to live. This key is hot for me to hold. If one day you and my mother can accept us I'll take it again, okay?"

Father Cheng sighed helplessly, and was suddenly taken aback: "You?"

He was very surprised, looked at Cheng Yikuan and asked, "Do you already have a male... friend?"

Cheng Yikuan knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, and thinking that Jiang Yan didn't like dealing with elders, he said nothing, "I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first. I'll come back for dinner when I'm free."

After he finished speaking, he walked out quickly, still carrying the flour on his shoulder.Father Cheng yelled, but he didn't respond, he quickly went downstairs, got into the car, and drove out of the community as if fleeing.

When he returned to his home, there was no sign of Muggles.

Although Cheng Yikuan learned the method of lifting the neck taught by Wang Yan at noon, he was still a little afraid of the goose going crazy. After thinking about it, he chose the latter between going directly to the bedroom and looking for self-defense tools.He walked lightly in the kitchen and wanted to get the lid of the pot, but he turned to the door, but he was startled—feed was scattered all over the kitchen, and Muggles were eating the grass he bought in the morning.

Cheng Yikuan stood there stunned, remembering how the goose refused to eat grass at noon, and suddenly thought of a question.

How many geese are there in the lake at noon?Could it be that he admitted his mistake and took someone else's goose home?

He was skeptical, but no matter how he thought about it, he didn't remember seeing other geese go into the water, so he had to take advantage of the guy not paying attention, lift a pot cover from the side, trot all the way back to the study, intending to ask Wang Yan.

As soon as wechat was opened, Jiang Yan's message popped up first.

Cheng Yikuan was sweet in his heart, curious about what Jiang Yan was saying to him, smiled and clicked on the first one, and turned the volume to the maximum.

"Senior," Jiang Yan said, "I have something very important... a secret... I want to tell you. Although it may sound a bit unbelievable, please believe me, I swear by my character... "

Cheng Yikuan was about to turn on the computer to collect the files, but when he heard that the tone inside was wrong, he stopped again.

"I... channeled to the big goose raised by Sister Wang Yan. I know what happened to it and around it..."

Cheng Yikuan: "???"

His black question mark face looking at the phone.

The mobile phone continued to play: "...I was afraid that it would be too late to tell you in person, so I left a message first..."

Cheng Yikuan was a little dazed, this excuse is so absurd, why did Jiang Yan bring it up again and again, did he get into the drama too deeply?

"...You must not tell others... I also deleted these few sentences, I am afraid that I will be taken away for experiments..."

Cheng Yikuan: "..."

Jiang Yan's voice became smaller and smaller, and the last two sentences were almost begging, whether it was tone or attitude...it didn't look like an act.

Cheng Yikuan was at a loss for the first time. He looked down at his phone, wanting to listen to it again, but found that there were two new ones below, with a photo in the middle.Above is the floor mat at the door of Jiang Yan's house.A location is marked with a red pen on it, indicating that there is a key there.

Cheng Yikuan's mind was full of question marks, wondering whether Jiang Yan was playing for some fun, and at the same time couldn't help wondering, could it be true?

But how is it possible!

I must have thought too much!Crazy, crazy, to believe in such absurd things as people turning into geese.

He couldn't help shaking his head, and listened to the last voice again.That voice was sent by Jiang Yan not long after they separated.

"Senior, I know this is unbelievable, so I have been hiding it from you all this time, for fear that people will think I am crazy. Now I tell you this, because I don't want to continue to deceive you, I am awake now The time is getting less and less... Secondly, I know that Muggles have been with you recently. When I was on him yesterday, I used the bathroom of your house... You played that "Whatarewords" yesterday... Before you got married One day, when Sister Wang Yan went to pick up the Muggles, I put a goose feather in your latest book."

"I'm really not crazy, I'm even a little scared to say this..." Jiang Yan's message paused for a few seconds, and finally he only sighed, as if he didn't know what to say, "I really really didn't Just kidding."

There was a "buzz" in Cheng Yikuan's head, and his eyes suddenly went dark.He sat there dumbfounded, his mouth dry and his mind blank.After an unknown amount of time, his hands and feet gradually became conscious, and his eyes became focused.

I must be crazy, Cheng Yikuan thought, or the world is crazy.

Crazy, crazy, he kept muttering, but he couldn't help taking out the new notebook.

In the middle of the book, there is indeed a tiny fluff, white and soft...

Cheng Yikuan gasped, he remembered - when Wang Yan came that day, he saw a Muggle biting a hair, and laughed at this guy for being stupid!

So the goose talking to him these days is not a goose, but Jiang Yan? !

Cheng Yikuan was going crazy, he picked up his phone and rushed out, heading straight to the kitchen.

The Muggles were full, and the kitchen floor was a mess.He looked at the big goose swaying out with complicated eyes, and then called out in shame: "Yanyan?"

The Muggle ignored him, wandered around by himself, took two steps, pouted his buttocks, poofed, and sprayed something on the ground.

Cheng Yikuan's eyes widened, and he couldn't tell what it was like. He looked at the goose and called Jiang Yan while covering his chest.

Tried again, but no one picked up.

Cheng Yikuan felt his heart beating a little fast, closed his eyes, took a few deep breaths to comfort himself, and beat him a second time.Just when the ringtone was about to hang up automatically, he caught a glimpse of the Muggle swaying just now from the corner of his eye, and suddenly got a jolt, and ran to the bathroom in the living room.

Cheng Yikuan: "!!!"

Cheng Yikuan had a bad idea in his mind.That thought was very shameful, and it ran counter to the education he had received for more than 20 years, but he couldn't help following it. .

Just treat it as a joke, Cheng Yikuan thought, Jiang Yan, oh Jiang Yan, I would rather you were teasing me.

He swallowed, and through the bathroom door, cleared his throat and called softly, "Jiang...Jiang Yan?"

Very quiet inside.

Just as Cheng Yikuan was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he heard a voice from inside: "Ang?"